第6章 打脸来得真快

“shangzheyijingmeishi,dengjijiuchelaile,zhijiesongyiyuanquzuoshoushujiukeyile。”

xuezhanggezhanqishen,xiangzhongniannanzidanranshuodao。

“woerziyaoshiyoushi,worangnibalaodizuochuan!”

zhongniannvrensihaobulingqing,duixuezhanggeehenhendishuodao。

“wojiaoshengjiangchuan,shoushangdeshiwodeerzi,duoxienihaoxinchushouxiangjiu。”

“niyaoshizhendejiulewoerzi,shihouwodinghuizhongxie。”

“danshihaoxinyoushiyehuibanhuaishi,yaoshiyinweinidaozhiwoerzishangshiehua,woshengjiangchuan,yidinghuirangnifuchudaijia!”

zhongniannanzidingzhexuezhanggechenshengshuodao。

zheirenxianranshijiujushangweidedarenwu。

shuohuajian,ziyouyigubunuziweideqishi。

“shengjiangchuan?zheimingzitingzheyoudianshuxia!”

“huchengpaimingqiansandefuhao、jiangchuanjituandongshizhangshengjiangchuana!”

“wokao,zheishishenjiaqianyidechaojidalaoa!”

“shuaigeshenyizheicireshangdamafanle,wanyishengjiangchuandeerzisile,shengjiangchuankendingbuhuifangguota!”

“shengjiangchuandeerzishangdeneimezhong,yishuzaizenmegaomingdeyisheng,yebuganbaozhengnengjiuhuota,shengjiangchuanyetaibadaole!”

“renjiayouqian,nengbubadao?”

“你在威胁我?”

薛长歌眉毛一挑。

陡然间!

shengjiangchuangandaoyiguqiangdadeyapogan,paishandaohaiyibanhaodangerlai。

rutonggaoshandaheyibandeyapo,rangshengjiangchuanliangtuifaruan,jiyudiedao。

tadeneixin,shunshibeiwujindejingweisuochongsai。

yipangderenshoudaoboji,yedoushiyizhenmomingdanhan。

“buxiangnierzimashangsidiaodehua,zaikaishishoushuzhiqian,zuihaobiebadiaotashenshangdeyinzhen。”

xuezhanggelenglengdishuoleyisheng。

ranhoushouqijijiuxiang,jubuchaozhaiyuanzouqu。

强者尊严不可犯!

hekuangxuezhanggekebushishenmehaopiqi。

zaikunlunxianyu,yixianxuezhanggekeshichulemingdeguao。

dezuileta,napashiquanshitaotiandeshengzhu、mozun,tadouhuihaobuyouyudichushou。

shengjiangchuanzaizenmeyouqian,yebuguoshigefanreneryi。

威胁医仙?

guanniquanshitaotian,haishifukediguo。

直接一拳打爆!

yeduokuishengjiangchuanzhishiyanyushangjinxingweixie。

yaoshizaizuodechugeyixie。

xuezhanggekebujinjinzhishiyiqishizhenshetazheimejiandanle。

yizhidengxuezhanggezouyuan,zhongrencaihuiguoshenlai。

“haokepadenianqingren,tadaodishishei?”

shengjiangchuangandaoyizhenqingsong。

ganjuejiuxiangshicongshenshangxiexialeyizuodashan。

xinzhongqueshiyizhenhoupa,houxinbeihanshuishitou。

tashihuchengjufu,pingshibeirendangzuoshihuangdiyiyangpengzhe。

jishishishilidedalingdaojianle,yeshikekeqiqide。

meixiangdao,jintianjingranbeiyigenianqingrenhechengzheigeyangzi。

简直不可思议!

直播间炸锅了。

“shenyifanudeyangzi,haokepaa!”

“zheinandaojiushixiaoshuozhongxiedeqiangzhefengfan?”

“haoxinjiuren,quefanbeishangzhejiashuweixie,jishishishenxian,yehuibeijinu!”

“neikeshihuchengpaimingqiansandefuhaoa,duoduojiaohuchengdouyaodoujixiadedalao,shuaigeshenyiyidiandoubupa?”

“fuhaoyouzenmeyang?shuaigeshenyikeshiyinshigaoren!”

“woduishuaigeshenyiyuelaiyueganxingqule!”

“求神医的微信!”

zhouxiaoyaokanleyiyanzhibojian。

zhibojianrenqidadaosanbaiwan。

dashangyeshishifenjingren,yijingyousanwanduo。

zheishitazheigeliansanxiandougoubushangdexiaozhubo,yiqianxiangdoubuganxiangde。

zhouxiaoyaodangranzhidao,zheixieshichongzhesheilaide。

想来也是可笑。

zheicibenlaishixiangpuguangjiashenyi。

meixiangdao,jingranpengdaoleyiweizhenshenyi。

bingqieyoushineimenianqing、shuaiqi。

周小妖决定了。

baozhushuaigeshenyidedatui!

bingqiehaiyaodabaoertebao,sisibaolaole!

“zhubojixuzhibo,woyaokanshenyidejiuzhi,zuizhongyoumeiyouxiaoguo。”

“neimezhongdeshang,benlaishibisiwuyi,xianzaiquehainengxingzhe,shenyideshouduan,kendingshiwuyongzhiyi!”

“yifachaohuo,zuodengjieguo!”

“jiupaneigedaomeidefuerdai,chengbuzhusidiaole,shenyikejiugenzhedaomeile!”

“shuaigeshenyizheimeniucha,shengjiangchuanyaoshizhendequzhaotademafan,sheidaomeihaibuyidingni!”

不多久。

jianruidejiuhuchejingdishengyouyuanjijinerlai。

jijiucheganggangtingwen,shijigeyihurenyuanjiutaizhedanjiache,congjijiucheshangxialai。

weishoudeyigedafubianbiandezhongnianpangzi,qichuanyuyudipaodaoshengjiangchuandeshenqian。

tapeizhexiaoshuodao:“shengdong,woshishidiyiyiyuandefuyuanzhangjiangtao,jiedaoyuanzhangdedianhua,wolijidaizhequanyuanzuiyouxiudejijiuzhuanjia……”

shengjiangchuanbukeqididaduanpangzidehua:“gankuaijiuren!”

“kuaikuai,gankuaijiuzhi!”

jiangtaozhihuizheshijimingyihurenyuan,lijimangliuqilai。

“这是谁干的?”

yimingshougaogeyishengzhizheshangzheshenshangdeyinzhendashengshuodao。

shengjiangchuandelaopohuanghuimeihaoqidishuodao:“yigebuzhidaotiangaodihoudenianqingzhongyi。”

“中医?胡闹!”

“zhongyijiushiwushu,shimixin,yonglaizhenzhishangzhe,zheibushicaojianrenmingma?”

shougaogeyishengzhoumeishuozhe,shenshouqubashangzheshenshangdeyinzhen。

“慢着!”

“gangcaineiyishengshuo,zaishoushukaishizhiqianbunengbazhen!”

shengjiangchuanxiangdaoxuezhanggezhiqiandetixing,chushengzuzhishougaogeyishengdejudong。

shougaogeyishengshuodao:“shengdong,qianwanbiexiangxinpianrendezhongyi,shenggongzishangshiyanzhong,zheixieyinzhenzhazaitadeshenshang,zhihuijiazhongtadeshangshi。”

fuyuanzhangjiangtaozaiyipangjieshaodao:“zheiweishiwomenyiyuandejijiuzhuanjiaxuguangyudafu,cengjingzairuidianhuangjiakaluolinyixueyuanjinxiuguo,yongyoulinchuangxueboshixuewei,tadehuashijueduimeicuode。”

shengjiangchuandiantoushuodao:“neijiubaituoxudafule。”

zheishijiangtaodeshoujixiangle。

“喂,你哪位?”

“shenme?nishimuronghua?”

“muronglaoxiansheng,ninhao,ninyoushenmezhishi?”

“shenme?ninzaitongguozhibozaikanzhezheili?”

“shenme?shangzhejiukaoyinzhendiaoming,qianwanbunengbadiaoyinzhen?”

jiangtaodajingshise,jimangzhizhixuguangyu:“buyaobazhen!”

可还是晚了。

jiuzaijiangtaodadianhuadegongfu,xuguangyuyijingdongshou,jiangshangzheshenshangdeyinzhenbadeganganjingjing。

“wanle,wanle,zheixiaziquanwanle!”

jiangtaoshunshimantoudahan,jidelianlianduojiao。

xuguangyuwendao:“jiangyuanzhang,weishenmebunengbazhen?”

budengjiangtaodahua,shangzhedeshangqingyijingfashenglebianhua。

tadehuxibiandejicu,daliangdexianxuecongxiongqiangdeshangkouyongchu,zuiliyedakoutuchuxianxue。

简直就是立竿见影!

jishishi**,yenengkanchulai,badiaoyinzhen,dengyushibashangzhedemingjibameile。