huahaishi，renjihanzhidejinxiashanshenchu。
zhulinyanyingzhixia，wuzuogulinglingdemaocaowuxiandeyichangzhayan。
zuizhongxinchudemaocaowunei，siminglaozheduanzuozaifangjian，mobuzuosheng。
yihuierdagejiuyaohuilaile，fanfanlijiachuzouzheijianshizanmendaodizenmejieshi？paixingdisidelaozheyonglipaizhezhuozi，manlianfennudewangzhebuyuanchudelaowu。
nishuonihaohaojiaotazhenjiubuxingme？feidenarenjiazuoshiyan，haicicibafanfanzhengdeqiqiaoliuxue。
genrenzhanbiandeshiqingnishiyidianbuzuoa！
zheixiahaole？dajiadoumeitudijiaoge！paixingdisandelaorenyitanshou，zuochuyifuwukenaihedeyangzi。
jigelaorenhuxiangkanlekan，manlianjieshixianqizhise。
yigegelianzhoudegenzhezisidelaodongxi，nayouzijineiershichutoudetudikanzheshunyan？
zheibunengguaiwo，xueyizhedouyaojinglizheigeguocheng，dangnianshennongtalaorenjiabuyeshizijiqinzichangbaicaolaowumianduizhongrendezhizezhinengweiqubabadexiaoshengbianjie，wonazhidaozheihaizihaihuilijiachuzou？
zaibuzoudouyaobeinizheigedangshifudejiwansile！laoerlenghengyisheng，xiangdaozijideguaituerzailaowudezhemoxiazijijizijizhazhen，haiyaozijibazijinongdeqiqiaoliuxue，jiuqibudayichulai。
dajiabuyaochao，dangwuzhijishiganjinbafanfanzhaohuilai。laosanlvlelvzijideshanyanghuzi，zhenggetianjihuidejingneishiliyijingquanbuchudong，yinggainengzaiyitianzhineizhaodaofanfandexialuo。
buguozheicichudongtianjiling，gujiyaonaochubuxiaodedongjing。laosandeshengyinweiweiyouxieyumen，tianjihuizuoweiguoneizuidingjideqingbaojigou，zaishushinianneijihuyizhichuyuyizhongfangyangdezhuangtai，meirenxiadamingling，yemeiyourenyaoqiutianjihuichengyuanzuorenheshiqing。
zheigebianbuquanqiudeqingbaozuzhichengyuanmenzaishiduonianjian，jiuxiangturanrenjianzhengfaleyibanzaiwuyinxun。
zhiyoushaobufenrenzhidao，tianjihuilingdaozhedeturanshizong，caishidaozhitianjihuibeifangyangdezhijieyuanyin。
laowu，nixiacijiaotayishudeshihounengbunengbierangtabazhenwangzijishenshangzha？laosanyuexiangyueqi，zijizaishanzhongyinjushiduonianbuchushi，shiduonianhoudediyicichushoujuranshibanglaowuzheigezaolaotouzica**。
tatongxinjishoudekanxianglaowu：napanizhalaosini？
老四：？
laosan，nizheijiaoshenmehua？laosidehuobaopiqibeijiqi，fanbodao。
jinxiashannei，sigerenqizuibashe，haoburenao。
chaonaozhiji，yigekuiwudeshenyingyijingqiaowushengxidezhanzailemenqian，tinglejifenzhonghoucaizoujinmenqu。
sirenhunshenyiduosuo，chaonaodefangziyishunjiananjinglexialai。
dage，laowuneilaoxiaoziyounazhenluanzharen，gaodefanfanlijiachuzoule！jiandaodagehuilai，laosidiyigekaikousuku。
pingrililufanzaitamenshouxiaxuexigezhongjinengdeshihou，doushidangbaobeiyiyanghehuzhe，pianpianjiuzheigelaowumeicidouyaolufanqinshenganshouyinzhenluozaibutongxueweishideganshou，gaodeyiqunrendoumeiletudi。
zaizheizuojinxiashanshang，shifuyouwuge，tudiquezhiyouyige。
weiyidetudipaolu，suoyourenziranduizuikuihuoshoulaowushifenbuman。
laowuazenmeshuoniyeshigehuaxiashenyi，zenmejingganxiebudangrendeshi？
哪怕你扎老四呢？
laodajiangyigewenjiandaifangzaizhuozishang，tongxinjishoudao。
老四：？
dage，xianzaibushikaiwanxiaodeshihou，fanfanzheicishizhenxiashanle。
zheihaizicongxiaojiuzaishanlizhangda，wanyiqulechengshilimianchuleshenmeyiwai
laoermianseyansu，shanliweiyidetudishisuoyourendexintourou，suiranmeiyouqinrenzhishi，dansuoyourendoujianglufandangzuozijideqinsunerduidai。
touyicixiashanhaishiyigerenchuqu，yaoshuobudanxinshibukenengde。
dageyaoleyaotou，yuqiyouxiebushe，wohenlijienimendexinqing，danlufandouyijingmanershisuile。
dahaodeqingchunnianhuabuxiashanyouxirenjian，nandaogenzhewomenzheiqunlaotouziyiqidengsi？
jirentingwanzheijuhua，fenfenchenmoxialai。
duiledage，zheigedaizilishishenmedongxi？
fanfanhelongdoulijiaxiaoguniangdehunyue。dagejiangwenjiandaichaikai，dijizhongren。
bushibawotingshuolijianeilaotoubasunnvkandebiminghaizhongyao，zenmehuisuibiandayingjiaren？laosankanzhehunyueshangdeshouyin，xiangshijianleguiyiyang。
jiandan，worangzijideyingshazuzhibalijiaweilegeshuixiebutong。
ranhoutajiubashouyinjianle。
dageduanqichashuiheleyikou，hunbuzaiyi。
还是老大牛皮
laosan，lijiaxiaoguniangzhangshenmeyang？duodale？peibupeideshangwomenfanfan？
jigelaotouyoutongshiwangxianglaosan，zheilaoxiaozizhidaodexiaodaoxiaoxizuiduo。
lijiadegunianghaoxiangzaizhonghaishideyikedadangjiaoshou，suanxialaiyinggaibilufandalesansui。laosanxianglexiangshuodao，lianshangluchuyisiweijiedexiaorong。
老师好啊，铁饭碗！
jiushijiushi，nvdasanbaojinzhuan！
suibiantiaoyigechulaidounengranghuaxiadadizhensanzhendelaorenmencikejiuxiangxunchangdezhangbeiyiyangcixiangwenrou。
dengdeng，laosinishibushibawozuchuandeyinzhenjitouzoule？
zhengliaodexingqi，laowudemeitouhuranzhouleqilai，huaxiashenyiyiguanyinzhenbuzhidaozhengjiuguoduoshaotiaoshengming，zaishanshangchuletudijiushuyinzhenduilaorenzuizhongyao。
kezijichifandejiahuozenmeturanjiubuyierfeile？
huyidemuguangwangxianglaosi。
nineilaoshenziyinzhenchulenengtiaojiyanhainengzuoshenme？laosipiezui，wojiusuanzaiwuliaoyebuhuiduinideyinzhenganxingqu。
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，zheijigechenglejingdelaohulijihushizaitongyigeshunjianfanyingguolai，jirendongzuochuqideyizhi，fenfenmoxiangzijidekoudai。
槽！我玉扳指呢？
我银行卡呢？
zhonghaishiyikedafujinatmji。
lufankanzheyinxingkayueshangshubuqingdeling，xianrulechenmo。