月明星稀。
linzhaojiabandaobanyeyidian，muzhetoupizouchugongsi，zhunbeihuichuzufang。
kezoudaobanlulukou，tamimengzheshuangyan，zhikanlelvdengjiuwangqianzou。
quemeizhuyidao，banyebuzunshoujiaotongguizedehunningtuchechongleguolai。
嘭！
linzhaobeizhuangfeisanshiduomi，dangchangsiwang。
………
平行世界。
si……nidayede……！
linzhaoxinglaihunshensuantong，renbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi。
zaiyizhengyan，zhenggerendoumengbile。
卧槽！
这什么情况？
linzhaoxianggexiaoshaziyiyang，kanzhemantianfeixingdeyaoshou，yijisichupaoderenhedongwu，ganjuezijishizaizuomeng。
懵逼！
buguotashigereaiwangluoxiaoshuodewangyinqingnian，pingshijiuaihuanxiang‘ruguowochuanyuedaolexuanhuanshijiehuizenmeyang’。
meiguoyifenzhong，tajiujieshoulexianshi。
‘wozheishibeizhuangsizhihou，chuanyuele！’
shengqianlinzhaozuogouleshechu，xianzaichuanyuedaozheigexinxiandeshijie，daoshiyemeiyouyumendeganjue。
反而有些期待。
嗖嗖嗖！
gangyaoqishen，linzhaojiuganjuetoudingshangyouyizhidaniaocazhetadetoupifeiguo，daiqidefengjitachadianhuanggegentou！
靠！
“有没有素质？”
林昭怒吼道。
“aiya，nidezijizhuyizhediana！bufulaizhana！”
yuanyuanwangqu，yigebaiyishaonianqizaiyizhidaizhechibangdeyaoshoushenshang，haihuitoutiaoxindechongtatushetou！
linzhaobugenxiaozaiziyibanjianshi，paipaishenshangdetu，congdishangzhanleqilai。
kegangyaozou，quetingjianjiaodixiayougeqingweideshenyinsheng。
ditoukanqu，jingranshiyizhichunbaise，toudingdaizheyicuofenserongmaodexiaohuli！
哇，卡哇伊啊！
linzhaojingranbeizheixuruoshenyindexiaohulijimengdaole，renbuzhuwanyaobaoqita。
gangbatabaozaihuaili，xiaohulixuruodezhangkoule。
“zhuren，kuaipao！tamenhaihuizailaide！”
什么？
zheigeshijie，dongwunengshuohua？
wocacaca，yicicituporenzhia，youyisiyouyisi。
“sheihuilaia？nizenmele，shoushangle？shiyouchourenzhuiwomen？”
linzhaolijienenglichaoqiang，likefenxichu，zheixiaohulikenengshizheigeyuanshendechongwu。
yourenzhuisha，shuomingyuanshenshibeichoujiashasile，erxiaohuliyanyanyixi。
“duia，zhurennidoubujidelema？baihubangtamenbuhuifangguozanmende！”
linzhaoxianglexiang，yuanzhudejiyicishitayidiandoumeiyou。
jiranyouchoujiazhuisha，neitajuebunengzuoyidaibi！
erqiezheigexiaohulibutongyuren，yaoshouduizhuren，shijueduixiaozhong。
suoyitajuedinggaosutazhenxiang。
“xiaohuli，woqishiyijingbushiniyiqiandezhurenle。
tayinggaishiyijingsile，erwo，shiconglingwaiyigeshijiechuanyueguolaide。
suoyi，ruguoyousheizhuisha，choujiashishei，gaiwangnalipao，haidoudebaituonilaigaosuwo！”
shoushanghenzhongdexiaohuli，tingwanlinzhaodehua，sihuhenjingya。
又有一丝丝惊喜。
tadengzhediliuliudeyanjing，kuazhangdeshuodao：“zhen……zhendema？buguannishishei，zheijushentijiushiwoyongyuandezhuren。
neiwomenyoujiule！zoubazhuren，wodainiquchuanyuejubaodao！”
linzhaoshimengbizaimengbi：chuanyueju？shenmeguidifang？
不过，管它呢？
走！
yirenyihu，zouzaizheigeyishidaludejiezhenshang，henbuqiyan。
dan，zheijushentidezhuren，yebuzhidaoshengqianshireleduoshaoren。
gangzoulemeijibu，jiutingdaoyishengnuhe，“zhanzhu！nijingranhaimeisi？”
shuohuadeshiyigeheiliandahan，shenshangbeizheyibajuxingjindao，shenbianhaiyougebirenhaizhuangshijibeideheixiongzuoqi。
真特么够吓人的。
ruguofangzaiyiqian，linzhaojueduihuichutou。
kerujin……tadoushisiguoyiciderenle，haipashenme？
zhengyaoyingzhetoupi，dasuanshangqianwenwenzheiren‘youheguigan’，jiutingpangbianxiaohuliqingqingqianqiandeduiheiliandahanshuodao：“wozhurenyijingsile，xianzaitadelinghunshiconglingyigeshijiechuanyueguolaide，zhengzhunbeiquchuanyuejubaodao。nimenruguoxiangdongshou，bufangkaolvyixiahouguo！”
dahanpangbianhaizhanzhegejianzuihousaidezhongniannanzi，cizheyachaofengzheshuodao：“aiyou，sidaolintouhaixiangzhuangchuanyuezhe？haoa，zanmenjiuquchuanyuejujiandingyixia。ruguoshiqipian，haijiushengzhelaozidongshoule，zhijieyiqizhalianmengzui，guanjinsilao！hahaha！”