naozijicunchu，xianfangzheili，xuyaolaiqu(„ಡωಡ„)
qingzhoushi，cbdzhongxin。
yigezhangxiangtianmeikeaidejizhexiaojiejiezhengweixiaodemianduizhejingtou。
“jiarenmen，ganggangneigebanyungongshuohuahaishihenyoudaolide。”
“nianqingrenzuoshiyaojiaotashidi，yaokenchiku，yaoqinfen，zhiyouzheiyangcainengzhifu，cainengbaxiangyaozuodeshiqingzuohao。”
“erlanhetoujiquqiao，zhihuiyibaitudi。”
“duomejingdiandehuaa。”
“buguojirantabuyuanyicanjiajiemu，neizanmenjiuzaixunzhaoxiayigepaisheduixiangba！！”
楚若薇左看右看。
zuizhongjiangmuguangfangzaileyigegangconggongjiaocheshangzouxialaideqingnianshenshang。
yanqianyiliang，“jiushitale！！”
zuowei《fendouba，dagongren！》jiemuzudezhuchiren。
tayaozuodediyijianshiqingjiushixunzhaoyigekeyizhibogenpailuzhidegudingduixiang。
只是。
gangcaiyilianwenlehaojige。
都不怎么合适。
《fendouba，dagongren！》shiyidangyouqingzhoudianshi***jiashouquanbochudedaxingjishileijiemu。
zhizaizhenshijiludagongrendefendouguochengherichangshenghuo。
一经播出。
迅速爆火。
yinianyiqi，yipaiyinian，rujinyijingshipaishededierqile。
suizhejingtouluozaiganggangxiachedeqingnianshenshang，zhibojiandepingmuyefengkuangdegundongqilai。
“wa，zheirenhaoshuaia，turanganjuewozuiaidekunkunmeiyouneimexiangle。”
“jianzhishinanshenjibie，nanshenwoyaojinishenghouzi，shengyiwodehouzi！！”
“？？？balianainaochachuqu！！”
“……”
下了公交车。
gufanhewangchangyiyang，shuangshouchadou，youzaiyouzaidechaozhecbddaloudefangxiangzouqu。
可还没走多远。
jiukandaojigerenchaozijizoulai，bingqiedangzailemianqian。
正是节目组的人。
yueshizoujingufan，churuoweiyueshiyouzhongshuobushanglaideganjue。
haosiyouyitouxiaoluzaixinzhongluanzhuang，rangtaxueyedeliusujiakuai，lianjiaweiweifanhong。
yinweimianqiandezheigeqingnianshizaishitaishuaile。
不仅是帅。
haijirenyizhongtuosuchaofan，mukongyiqie，shiwaigaorendeganjue。
suoyidaozhitalengleyihuier。
才开口。
“nihaoshuaige，qingwennishizaizheigedifangshangbanma？”
kanzhemianqianbangzhemawei，zhangxiangkeaitianmei，shangshenzhiyebaichenshan，xiashenjk，tuibizijiminghaizhangdechuruowei。
gufandianlediantou，“shide。”
“neishuaigenishinagexuexiaobiye，youzainajiagongsishangbanni？haiyouzhiweishishenme？”
gufansongsongjian，yuqibulengbudan，“zheigeme，wocongqingzhoukejidaxuebiyede，xianzaixinghaijituanlishangban，jiuyipuputongtongdeyewuyuan。”
“ngng，shangyiweicaifangzhequandaonianqingrenyaogouqinfenkenchiku，nishizenmekandaizheijianshiqingde？”churuoweijixuwendao。
gufandandanyixiao：“wobuzantongtadekanfa，luxunxianshengshuoguo：nianqingdeshihoukenchiku，weilaizhihuichigengduodeku。”
“luxunhaishuole：xuanzebudui，nulibaifei。”
“suoyizhiyouxuanzecainengjuedingyiqie。”
“haole，nihaiyoushiqingma？meiyoushiqingwozoule，yihuiyaoshangbanni。”
tingdaogufandehuida，churuoweixiaoronggengjiacanlan。
qingzhoukejidaxuekeshiyisuo211xuexiao，xinghaijituangengshizhumingdeshijiewubaiqiangqiye。
haoxuexiao，haogongzuo，renyoushuai，haiyoumo，zheibuzhengshizijimengmeiyiqiudepaisheduixiangma？
“有，有事情！！”
“shizheiyangde，womenshi《fendouba，dagongren！》jiemuzudegongzuorenyuan。”
“zhengzaixunzhaoyiweikeyizhiboluzhidegenpaiduixiang，buzhidaoniyoumeiyoutingshuoguozanzheigejiemu。”
gufanqingqingyaotou，“meitingshuoguo，meixingqu。”
说完就要走。
jieguozaicibeichuruoweilanxialai，“shuaige，nitingwoshuowanma。”
“womenjiemuzhizaizhenshijiludagongrendefendouguochengherichangshenghuo。”
“wokannitingheshide。”
“yaobucanjiayixiaba？”
“fangxin，womenzhishigenpailuzhi，jueduibuhuifangainidezhengchangshenghuo，nihewangchangyiyang，gaiganshenmejiuganshenme，shejidaoyinsidedifang，womenyehuitingpaide。”
jiangufanbuweisuodong，churuoweibuchongdao：“nixianbiemangzhejujue，canjiajiemushiyoujiangjinde，zhiyaonipeihewomenluzhiwanzheiyiqi。”
“奖金三百万！”
gangshuowanjiangjinshue，zhenggezhibojiandoubudandingle。
“shenme？shenme？？nishuoshenme？？？300wandejiangjin？？？fangkaita，rangwolai！！！”
“shenmegui，shangyiqibucaiwushiwanma？zheiyiqizenmejiu300wanle？？？”
“made，zheishizaijidagongrenmoufulia，300wanjiangjin，yibeizidouzhuanbulaiba？”
“dagongren，dagonghun，dagongdoushirenshangren，wuwuwu，woyeshidagongren，weiweijiekeyixuanwoma？xuanwodehua，lashiyenengpai，xizaoyenengpai，banyelikanxuexixiaoshipinyenengpai，wozhenggerendoushijiemuzude！！”
“yaoshirangganggangneigejujuecanjiadebanyungongzhidaopaigejiemujiuyou300wanjiangjindehua，wogujitadebahouyacaoyaosui，changzidouhuiqing。”
“hahaha，sharenzhuxin，yixierenqinfenyibeizi，chikuyibeizi，yezhuanbudao300wanba？”
“fanzhengzuowei00hou，wocaibuxiangxinshenmechuncuideqinfenlunhechikulun，keyiqinfen，keyichiku，danqiantishiyaoyouzhengquedexuanze！！”
“300wana，xianmule。”
dangtingdaojiangjin300wandeshihou，gufanyeshiweiweiyouxiechijing，meixiangdaopaigejiemujiunengji300wan，kanlaizheijiemuzushixiaxuebenle。
zhenghaotayouqueqian，xiangzhesonglaideqianbuyaobaibuyao。
yushigouqileneimeyisisidexingqu。
wendao：“paisheshijianshiduojiu？”
“最长一年。”
“dangran，womenbuhuishishikekedouzaigenpai，shizanmenshangliangzhelaide。”
gufanruoyousuosidediandiantou，suiranzhuanqiandebanfahenduo，dansongshangmenlaidebuyaobaibuyao，“hao，wokeyicanjia，buguowoyoulianggetiaojian。”
“diyi，xianjiwoda100wanguolai。”
“dier，paisheshijianyaoanzhaowozuoshideguilvlai，bunengzhanyongwodesirenshijian。”
“meiwenti！！”churuoweishuangkuaidedaying。“buguowomenyaoshipaiyixiaoshi，，yixiaoshizhineishuangfangdoukeyifanhui，yixiaoshizhihouzanmenqiandingzhengshidehetong。”
tamenjiemuzubenlaijiushiyaojipaisheduixiangtiqianzhifu30％dejiangjin，30％jiushi90wan，zaijia10wanmeiyoushenmewenti。
她有这个权限。
eranzhaopaisheduixiangdeshijianlai，benlaizaihetongzhongjiuyouguiding，ziranyemeiwenti。
gufandandandiantou，“hao，neijiushipaiyixiaoshiba。”
“duile，wojiaogufan。”
“gumotoudegu，wenwushuangquandefan。”
“a……”churuoweiweiweiyileng，puchiyixiao，“shuaigehaoyoumo，wojiaochuruowei，shizheicijiemudefuzerenhezhuchiren。”
“zheiweisheyingdagejiaotangerjie，lingyiweinishiwodezhushou，jiaomakeke。”
churuoweitaishoukanleyiyanshijian，xianzaiyijingshijiudianlingyifen，duigufanwendao：“gufan，nimengongsideshangbanshijianshijiudianbanma？”
“好人性化！！”
gufanqingqingyaotou，dandingdedao：“nixiangduole，womenshi9dianshangban。”
gangkaibomeiduojiu，xianzaizhibojianderenshuyijingdadaole5000duoren。
tingdaogufanyijingchidao，bushaorenkaishixingzailehuo。
“hahaha，wotingshuoxinghaijituanzheigongsiguizhangzhiduyandehen，woyitongxuezailimianshangban，jiushiyinweichidaoleyifenzhong，zhijiebeikoule500kuaiqian，haibeimaleyidun，zheixiaoziyaodaomeilou。”
“**，zuoweiyigedagonggou，jingranganshangbanchidao，jianzhishiduilaobandebuzunjing！！”
“dajiayihuidengzhekanhaoxiba，zheigufankendinghuibeimadegouxuelintou。”
“……”
“jiudian？”churuoweicumei，haiyouyixiekuijiu：“qibushishuoniyijingchidaole？”
“对不起啊。”
“yaobushiwolanzhunidehua，yebuhuichidao。”
“zanmenzhuajinpaozhequnigongsiba。”
“nifangxin，womenjiugendaolouxia，nixianshangquhenimenlaobangoutongyixiakankannengbunengjinqupaishe，ruguobunengdehua，womenjiuzailouxiadengdaonizhongwuxiaban。”
gufanqueyidiandoubuzaiyi，“meishier，yihuierzhijiegenwoqugongsijiuxing，buguonimendepaisheshebeikeyihuanchengshouji，shexiangjibutaifangbian。”
“走吧。”
churuoweihejiemuzuderenyijingzuohaolekuangbendaodaloudezhunbei。
然而。
xiayikequeshiyouxieshayan。
tamenkandao，gufanjingranbujinbumande，chaozhelubiandejianbingguozitanzouqu，youxiexuyihuo。
这是要干嘛？
xianzaishangbanyijingchidaole，nanbuchengnihaiyaoqumaijianbingguozi？