piankehou，yaotangaohao，chenreguanxia。
zhongrenpingzhuhuxi，zhijianlaomahoutouqinggun，tangyaorufu，yuanbenhuibaideliansejingrouyankejiandifanqiyisihongrun。
不过半炷香时间。
“咳！
咳咳！！”
laomamengdikechuyikouzhuoqi，zhengkaiyan，yanshencongmimangdaoqingming，huanhuanzuoqi。
“wo……wozenmezaizhei？”
“老马！！”
“你醒了？！
你终于醒了！！”
bingrenjiashujinghuchusheng，jinjinbaozhulaoma，yanquanshunjianhongle。
linbaoyushangqianzhenmai，zaisanquerenhou，zhongyurenbuzhutuokou：
“qile……queshihaole！
yangqihuisheng，maixiangpingwen，……feiyisuosia！”
zheiyijuhua，ruzhongchuiluodi！
前厅瞬间炸开了锅！
“天呐！
这都能救回来？！”
“linyishengdoukanbuchudebing，taxiaozijuranyijijianxiao？！”
“神仙医术！
zhenshishenxianyishua！！”
weiguanjiefangzhaliebanyilunqilai，kanlinhongdemuguangyijingcong“nianqingren”chedibiancheng“shenyi”yu“gaoren”。
“linxiansheng，ninnengbunengyebangwojialaomujikankan？
tayijingsannianbuxiadan，xiyizhongyidoushiguole，shizaimeibanfaa……”
“woerziqianjitianfashaokexue，buzhidaoshibushineireshangfei，qiuninyekankanba！！”
“linxiansheng，ninduoshaohaofeidoukeyishou，womendouxinnin！”
qingkejian，zhangjiazhongyiguanqiantingluanzuoyituan。
yuanbenshouhaopaiduidehuanzhefenfenqishen，buguzhixudiweishangqianlai，changmianyidushikong。
zhangmanyubeijidewanghouyitui，manyandoushibukezhixin：
“linhonggege……niyetailihaileba？！”
linbaoyuyebeijidelianlianhoutui，manlianfuzadao：
“这……”
erlinhongmianduizhongrenweilong，shizhongshenqingpingjing，bubeibukang，muguangsaoguorenqun，queweidahua。
正在此时。
“砰！！！”
yiguandamenmengranbeizhuangkai，yishengmenxiangzhendemenliangsusuzuoxiang！
zhongrenqiqihuitou，shensecuoe。
zhijianqibageshenchuanhuiyidebiaoxingdahan，qishixiongxiongchuangruyiguan，weishouyirenshoulilinzheheiselaba，haiyousanren，helitaizheyifupojiudanjia，danjiashanggaizhebaibu，heranshiju“shiti”！
“出事啦！！！”
“zhangjiazhongyiguancaojianrenminga！！！”
neiweishouhanzixiangchangxiyiyangdahoudajiao，mengdijianglabatiezui，cierkuoyinzhenderenermoshengteng。
“womenjiaqinqi，jitianqianjiuzaizheijiaheixinzhongyiguankanbing！！
kanwanhuiqumeiliangtian，jiusile！！！”
“黑店！！
谋财害命！！”
jiefanglinlibeizheiyimuhedejinghuanghoutui，yourenshenzhijinghu：
“死、死人了？！”
zhangmanyulianseyibian，kuaibuzoushangqianqu：
“你们是谁？
这是怎么回事？！”
linbaoyuxintouyitiao，dingzheneibaibuxiadeshitilunkuo，turantuokouerchu：
“zheishi……shilaowangtou？”
“woqianjitianhaizhenjitabaguomai，taneishijiushilaohantui、yeliyaotong……wokantanianjida、tuijiaobubian，jiumeishoutazhenjin，zenmexianzai......”
huameishuowan，baibumengdixiankai！
luchuyizhanglahuang、yanbichunqingdelaotoulian，lianshanghaibeitulebaifen，zhuangdexiangmoxiangyang。
neidaitoudehanzishunjian“qingxubaofa”，yibianguidihaotao，yibianchaorenqunsihou：
“jiushinimenkandebing！nimenxiadeyao！！
woshuhewanhuiqudiertianrenjiumeile！！”
“zhangjiazhongyiguan，sharenle！！！”
houmianjirenpeihedetianyiwufeng，likesisanchaoweiguanjiefangjieshi、shandong：
“这就是中医骗术！
dazhezuchuanqihao，pianqianhaisiren！”
“jingchawomenyijingbaole，nimendouzaizheier，dengzheyiqizuozheng！”
“jintianbujigeshuofa，womenjiubazheijiaheidiantieshang‘sharenyiguan’dedazi，tiemanzhengtiaojie！！”
“jiwobalimianquanpaixialai！
直播！！
rangquanwangkankanshenmejiaojiashenyizhenshashou！”
qizhongyirenyinachushouji，dakaizhibopingtai，duizhunlaotoudelianfengkuangpaishe，zuilihaitianyoujiacu：
“大家看看！
人就死在这儿！”
“nanchuanshide‘zhangjiazhongyiguan’，jiushiganzheigede！！！”
“看看这破药柜！
骗死人了还营业！
nimenliangxinbuhuitongma？！”
一时间，街坊哗然！
neixieyuanbenxinrenzhongyiguandelaogukeyekaishidongyao，mianlujingyi。
zhangmanyuqidehunshenfadou：
“nimenhushuobadao！！”
linbaoyunubukee，zhizheneilaotoushitidao：
“laowangtoushentixudaoshiyou，ketajuefeiweizhongbingren！
womeishoutaqian，shiliantaqiongku，nanbuchengwohaiyuanwangle？！
nimennayijusishijiuganzaizang？！”
对方冷笑：
“zhengjuzaizheier，rendousile，nishuobushinikanhuaide？”
“你不承认？
keyi，neiwomenjiugaonimousha，gaonifeifaxingyi、shouheiyaocai、goujiebufafenzi，yixiangxiangcha，chadaonizhangjiaguanmenweizhi！！”
tahuayingangluo，houfangyirenjingchenluanjiangyaojubianshangde“zhangshichuanchengyishu”yibazhuaizou，diuzaidishang，dangzhongyongjiaohenhenniancai！
“中医？
屁的中医！！
jiuzheiwanyi，nengjiuming？！”
taliezuixiaozhe，zuilicuichuyiju：
“zaiwomenyanli，quanshifengjianmixin！”
zheiyijiao，chedibazhongrennuhuodianran！
“住口！！”
“nimenzheixiegoudongxi。”
“linyishijiulewomenduoshaorennimenzhidaoma！！
你们是畜生不如！”
bushaobinghuanjiashuqidaodangchangxiangchongguoqu，danneixieheiyirenguyidumen，duizhiqifenjianbanuzhang，changmianyichujifa！
就在这时——
yidaopingjingqueqingxidesangyin，congrenqunzhongxiangqi：
“演得不错。”
linhong，huanhuanzoulechulai，muguangruhanxingbansaoguojimingnaoshizhiren，shengyinqingmiaodanxie：
“zhikexi，zheilaotou……haimeisitou。”
顿时脸色一变！
“你说什么？！”
weishouneirenzhuantounuhe，zhengyaofazuo。
linhongquebulita，huanhuanzoudaoneiju“shiti”pangbian，ditoufushi，huranshenchuliangzhi，shizhibinglong，dianzailaotoumeixin！
“你干什么！”
“dousilenihai......”
tahuahaimeiyoushuowan，laotoushenzimengdiyichou！
jinjiezhe，yishenghanhudedihengcongtahoulongzhongjilechulai：
“wu……ke……keke……”
全场死寂。
jimingtaidanjiaderenzhijiehedeliansecanbai，yisongshou，nei“siren”dongdeyishengshuaixiadanjia，fangunzaidi，jingranzhendehuanhuanzhengkaileyan！
linhongshengyinpingdan，rucaipanxuangao：
“huxiweiduan，hunweiliti，zhishifulemenghanyaojiashaoliang‘wutoujian’，zanshijiasi。”
“kanshangquheren，qishigenbensibule，zhishiguyilaizuoxi。”
“zheiyishou，gouzhuoliede。”
huayinluodi，zhenggeyiguannei，chedizhale！
“活、活了？！”
“gangganghaisitouleyige，xianzaijiu……zhengyanle？！”
“zheishizha、zhashi？！”