第一章躺好别动
tianyunyaoye，huoyuncangku。
yimingmianronggangyi，meimaocuhou，chuanzheputongdedebaiseduanxiuhelanseniuzikudaizheyashemaodenanzidezoulejinqu。
cangkulidegongrenhenduo，zaijiashangtadechuanzhedabanyuzheilidegongrenyibanwuer，suoyisheiyemeiyouzhuyidaota。
“meixiangdaolaozitangtangxuanfengxianjun，rujinquelunluodaoganzheizhongtoujimogoudegoudang！lianzi，lianzini？”
sunxuanxinliyizhenwuyu，yangzhuangchuyifutandangdemoyang，queshiyouxiezeimeizeiyanchaozhelianzisuozaidefangweizouguoqu。
tabenshixuanluodaluquzhikeshudexianjunqiangzhe，zhikexiyinweishenhuaizhibao，beijimingxinhuaibuguidexianjunlianshouzhuisha。
wunaizhixiazibaoyuanshen，tongshidaizheneixiezhuishataderen，yiqisi。
kebuzhidaozenmehuishi，sunxuanzaixingguolaideshihou，faxianzijijuranbianchenglediqiushangdaxiaguodeyigeputongren。
erqietineideyuanshenyemeiyoule，shenzhitineidejingluodoushidusaide，weidu，neijianzhibaohaizai。
weilerangjingluonenggoushutong，jiuxuyaodaiyoulingqidedongxi，erbeimianwandelianzi，youyixieqizhongdaiyouweiweidelingqi。
sunxuanbendasuanmaiyixie，kesheizhidaobeimianwandelianziquanbubeitianyunyaoyeyimingjiaolixiaoderenjibaoyuanle。
shutongjingmaipozaimeijie，sunxuanmeiyoubanfa，zhidezanshifangxiaxianjunqiangzhedejiaoao，toutoulaidaotianyunyaoyedehuoyuncangkuzhunbeixiquyixielingqi。
zheihaizhendebunengguaisunxuan，yaoshizaixuanluodaluruorouqiangshiqiangzheweizundedifang，tadakeyiyongshilizhenshe，rangduifangguaiguaijiaochulianzi。
keshizaizheigediqiuqueshifazhishehui，genghekuangzijixiuweijinshi，yaoshizijizhijieshangmenyingqiang，qiebushuohuibuhuibeibaoanhongchulai，wanyireshangjingcha，sunxuankebujuedezijixianzainengduodeguozidan。
wunaizhixiazhinengchucixiace，toutouqianrutianyunyaoyedecangkuxishouyixialingqi。
“suanlesuanle，zuiduoyihouzhaogejihuihuibaoyixiazheigetianyunyaoyejiushile”
anzhaotazijideshuofa，zheizhinengjiaojie，erfeitou！
“在这儿！”
huran，sunxuanmeitouyitiao，ganshoudaoleyisiweiruodelinglibodong，yanjingyilianglijizouleguoqu。
shunzhesunxuandemuguangkanguoqu，qianfangbaifangzhejishigedaxiangzi，meigedaxiangzishangmiandougaizheyicenghouhoudebu。
youyucangkuneigongzuorenyuanzhongduo，sunxuansuiranqingqingsongsongzoulejinlai，danweibinengqingqingsongsongdebalianzidaichuqu。
yushi，sunxuandasuanjiudixishoulianzineidelingqi，congershutongjingmai。
嗡！
sunxuanyizhishoufangzaixiangzishang，zhitingwengmingyisheng，xiangzineidelianziyisanchusisilingqi，shunzheshouzhang，liurusunxuandetinei。
lingqiruti，sunxuandemeitouzhujianshuzhankai，tineidejinmaizailingqidechongjizhixiayegenzhekaishituokuan。
“kexi，zheigediqiulingqixibodekelian，xiangyaozhonghuixianjunzhijing，buzhihenianheyuele。”sunxuanxinliantanyisheng。
meiguoduojiu，buyuanchuchuanlaileyinanyinvdechaonaosheng。
neigenanrenhunshenmingpai，shuohuadeshihouzhigaoqiang，ertamianqianquezhanzheyimingmeinv。
tayishenbaiyi、mianrongjingzhi，wuguanrutongjingdiaoxizhuoban，shencaihuola，yishuangdayanjing，gewaiyoushen，renrenjianledouyouxiangduokanliangyandechongdong。
sunxuanwanghoutuileliangbu，duoleqilai，yinweitazaidianshishangjianguoneigenvren，zhengshitianyunyaoyedezongjingli，lixiao。
“xieyong，jiusuanyaotanshenme，yeyaodengwozheiliyoukongcaixing，nihaodaishiyonghongjituandejiebanren，zheidianjiaoyangdoumeiyoume？”lixiaochennudao。
xieyongchixiaoleyisheng，zuilidiaozheyan，zhizhelixiao，bukeqideshuodao：“nizheiniangmen，jiushipihuaduo。jiaoyang？nibabeimianwandelianzidoubaole，nidejiaoyangni？nidoubaole，womenyongshenmeyuanliao？pihuashaoshuo，yuanjiatuchulai！”
lixiaotongkongyisuo，dunshimianruohanshuang。
xieyongshenfenbujiandan，ketahechangbushi，conglaidoushitianzhijiaonv，haiconglaimeiyoubeirenzheimemaguo！
“hehe，woyaoshibujini？”lixiaodonglezhenhuo，lengshengdao。
“buji？”xieyongtudiaoyantou，weimizheyanjing，ehenhenshuodao：“nizheijianren。”
“zenmebiandegenlaonvrenyiyangpiqiguguai？shaotemejiwolaizheitao！”
xieyongshuodaolezheili，dunleyixia，yanjingtanlandidaliangleyixialixiao，lengxiaoyisheng，“yaobuwobangnitongtongyexing，bieyiweiwomenyonghongjituanshikeyibeinizheimesuiyinieyuanniebiande！”
“xieyong，ni，ni......”lixiaodengdayanjing，yanzhongmanshifennu，liansezhanghong，zhizhepilipiqidexieyongshuobuchuhualai。
tatangtanglijiaqianjin，shenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdeqi？
tadakoudakoudechuanzhecuqi，xinrudaojiao，ganjuefeichangnanshou。
“yao！yao！”lixiaozhanzhanweiweidesousuoshangyidekoudai，xunzhaojiangyayao。
tadeshentibenlaijiubuhao，huanyouxiantianxinzangbing，pingshibunengdongnu，gengbunengguoji。
kexieyongneijijuhua，zhijieranglixiaokangbuzhule。
扑通！
lixiaoshenziyiruan，daozailedishang，wunaijuewangdekanzhetianhuaban。
xiongkouchuchuanlaijuliedetengtong，zuijiaozhinengfachuzuiqingweidehujiusheng，ranercangkuneidaochudoushidafengshanhejiqideshengyin。
zaijiashanglixiaoyuxieyongdezhengchaozaicangkuzuijiaoluo，genbenmeiyougongrenkanqingchuzheilifashengleshenme。
“bieyiweitangxiazhuangsijiuxingle，zheicidelianzi，nibixudetuchulaiyibanjiwo！”xieyongditoupieleyiyanlixiao，yiweizheigechounvrenzaiyanxi。
cike，sunxuanjiuzhanzaimuxianghoumian，taqingchudekanjianlezheiyimu，meitoubuyouyizhou。
tademudeyijingdadaole，dakeyiyizoulezhi，meiyourenhuizhidao。
keshisunxuanzuitaoyanjiushizheixieqifunvrenderen！
genghekuang，zheigenvrenhaishilixiao，zhengsuoweichirenjiadezuiruan，narenjiadeshouduan，sunxuanzhengjuedezijitangtangyixianjunqiangzhezuozheizhongtoujimogoudeshiqingyouxieguoyibuqu，xianzaizhenghaoyoujihuibaodayixialixiao，zhenghaoliangqing！
sunxuandengshibiancongpangbianzoulechulai。
“goudongxi，ganjinjidayewogun，kannixxni？shaoduoguanxianshi，zaikanlaozibaniyanjingwachulai！”
“聒噪！”
孙玄冷哼一声。
“yo，hailaijingleshiba，nisuanlaoji，yepeiguanlaozideshi？”
xieyongnujierxiao，tatangtangxiejiashaoye，xianglaihengxingbadao，sheiganzheimegentashuohua？lianshangluchuyimoningxiao，dunshishenchuyizhishouchaozhesunxuandeboziqialai。
tazheiyizhaofeichanghenla，zhijiezhuaxiangsunxuandehoujie！
“当心！”
lixiaozaipangbianshensetongkudiwuzhexiongkou，queyiranrenbuzhudashengtixingsunxuan。
xieyongcengjingdangguoliangnianbing，tuiyihouyoujiaruleyijiataiquandaojulebu，shenshoufeichanglede，xunchangdebaoandoubushixieyongdeduishou。
erqiexieyongchushoujiqihenla，tacengqinyankandaoxieyongjiangyigebuxiaoxinpengdaotadehunhundaduanshuangtui，chadiandangchangdasi。
lixiaokandaolexieyongfeisudezhuaxiangsunxuandehoujie，tafangfoyijingjiandaolejimiaozhonghousunxuanwuzhehoulongtangzaidishangzhengzhadeyangzi。
jieguojiuzaizheigeshihou，zhijianzhesunxuanfeisudeyitaitui，yijiaojuranzhijiexiangshangchuaidaolexieyongdexiaba！
xieyongzhenggerenbeizixiaershangdefeileqilai。
jiezhe，“dong！”deyisheng，henhendeshuaizaidishang。
xieyongbaiyanyifan，dangchangyunleguoqu。
lixiaowanquanlengzhule，“ni......zhei......nizenmezuodaode？”
wudibawangyiyangdexieyong，beiyangmaopingping、kanqilaiputongdaorengzairenqunlijiuzhaobudaodesunxuan，yijiaotiyun？
这太夸张了！
duicisunxuanlandehuiying，jishitarujinxiuweijinshi，danzaiputongrenyanzhong，yejueduishiwulingaoshou！
“tanghaobiedong。”sunxuandunzailixiaoshenpang。
“nishishei？”lixiaotongkulianshangliuluchunongnongdeyihuo，shengyinshayadewendao。
sunxuanmeiyoushuohua，ershiditoudaliangzhelixiao。
zuiguanjiandeshi，sunxuandaliangdehaibushitadelian，ershitadeshenti！
变态！色狼！
lixiaocangbaidelianshangluchuyimoxiufen，henhendigualesunxuanyiyan，likejiuzaixinzhongzheimejisunxuanxialepanduan！
sunxuanhuangruoweiwen，kaishishenshoulachelixiaodeyifu。
“niganshenme？jiuming！”lixiaodajing，pinlemingdezhengzha，kexiongkouchuanlaidejutong，jihukuaiyaorangtahunmi。
sunxuanwushitadezhengzha，jixulachelixiaoyifu，xiangshiyaotuotakuziside。
lixiaolikezhuazhulesunxuandeshou，yishuangmeimujingkongdekanxiangleta，“zhushou！”
benxiangliquzhaorenlaishoushisunxuandexieyongkandaozheiyimu，queshitingliulexialai，gengyousihaomeiyouxiangzuzhideyisi。
fanzhengyitayonghongjituanjiebanrendeshenfen，xiangyaoshoushiyigexiaobiesan，wadisanchiyemeibatajiuchulai，tasunxuansidingle。
sunxuanyijuhuabushuo，yilianyansubinglengdelachezhetadeyifu。
lixiaopinmingdexiangyaohuzhuzijiyifu，keshitaliqiwanquanbibuguosunxuan！
taneixinkonghuangwubi，talikedashengjiaoleqilai，ketashengyinshaya，genbenbukenengyourentingjian。
“jiuminga，lairena，kuai！”