第2章 狗屁爱情故事

chenhaoyangjiewanshouhou,tingzheshenhouchuanlaideshengyin……rangtaliansehuranbiandeningzhongxialai。

jiulianxin,jiutiaodegewaijulie。

因为这个声音……

很像他女友舒欣宜!

buzhiweihe,chenhaoyanghuranganjuedao,cishilianhuxidoubiandecangcuqilai。

zongyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan,rangtahunshenbuan!

buguozixiyixiang,zheisannianlaiyushuxinyitonggangongku,jinglilefengfengyuyucaizoudaojintian。

taxiangxinshuxinyi,jueduibuhuizuoduibuqitadeshi。

yexu,zhishishengyinxiangsibale。

“唉……”

“xianzaidenvren,doufanlandaozheidibulema?”

chenhaoyangtanlekouqiyaoleyaotou,bianzhuanshenlikaihuidaozuoweishang。

只是没过多久……

bianyouyizhenaimeidiaoqingdehua,zaicesuomenkouchuanlai。

“heng!!wobuguan,nikeyaoduirenjiafuzee。”

nvrenjiaoxiuerroumadeshengyin,zaiyiciqingxidechuanzhichenhaoyangdeerzhong,tongshiyexiyinletademuguang。

dangchenhaoyanghaoqipiaoguoqushi……

yingruyanliandehuamian,rangtashunjianjiangchizaiyizishang。

zheiyike,shijianfangfojingzhiyuci!

针落可闻。

yanqianzheigeshenchuanleisiduanqun,shencaifengmandenvrenbushibieren。

zhengshichenhaoyangdenvyou——shuxinyi。

ergangcaicesuoshengyin!!!

不!

这不可能。

chenhaoyangnaohaizhonglimafuxianneixiebukemiaoshudehuamian,fenhendejinzuanzhequantou。

tawufajieshouzheigeshishi。

dangangcaideshengyin,haiyouyanqiandeyimubuduandehuidangzaitanaohaizhong,rangtajihuyaozhixi。

huoxushigangjinglilereshenyundong,shuxinyifenrundeliandanweiweifanqiyisixiuxiudehongxia,zaineinanrenmianqianjiulianxiaoyidoudaizhemanzugan,wanrubeiweibaoerguaiqiaodexiaoyaojing,jiaoxiudongren。

“浩阳?”

dangshuxinyizhuanshenkandaochenhaoyangdaizhiwangzhetashi,lianshangdebiaoqingshunjianningguxialai。

tayouxiexinxudekanlekanshenpanglikaidenanren,ranhoukuaibuchaozhechenhaoyangzoulai,yadishengyindao:“nilaizheiliganma?buzhidaowozaigongzuoma,youshenmeshihuiquzaishuo。”

chenhaoyangyizaikezhizhuneixindefen,guzuozuochubuzhiqingdeyangzijiqiedao:“xinyi,womabingzhongbeiyiyuanxiadabingweitongzhishule,nengbunengbawomencundeneibijiehunjijinji……”

haimeidengchenhaoyangshuowan,shuxinyibianlengshengdaduan,“shenmejiehunjijin,nihushuobadaoshenmeni!chenhaoyangsheiyaogennijiehunle,wojinggaonibiezaizheihushuobadaotingdaomeiyou。”

zheifanhuarutongyipenlengshui,henhendejiaozaichenhaoyangtoushang。

心也凉了半截!

“xinyi,woxianzaizhendehenxuyaozheibiqian,womazhuyuanlejixuqian,xiwangninenglijiewo。”chenhaoyangyanlihanzhelei,kanzheshuxinyikenqiudao。

“理解?”

“哼!”

shuxinyiqiaolianyibian,lenghengdao:“chenhaoyang,nihaisuanshigenanrenme?meichuxijiusuanle,xianzaihaiguanlaoniangyaoqian?gennizaiyiqisannianninengjiwoshenmeya?”

tingzhezheifanhua,chenhaoyangyishijianyouxieyusai!

chixulebanxiang,tacaijingyazhonghuiguoshenlaijidongjieshidao:“xinyi,ninengxianbaneibiqianjiwoma?wodengzhetajiuming。”

shuxinyilengxiaoyishengdao:“chenhaoyang,womenfenshouba!jirannijibulewoxiangyaodeshenghuo,zongbunengrangwoyuanditabudengzheniaikuba?zheizhongshenghuowoshougoule。”

zheisannianlai,tayizhidoudengzhechenhaoyangnenggoujitaxiwang!

kenianfuyinian,jituozaitashenshangdexiwang,yidiandianzanchengleshiwang。

meidangtachuqugenguimijuhuideshihou,nagebushichuanjindaiyin,shoutimingguishechipin。

ertaquechuanzheyishenzapai,beirendiaokanchaoxiaohaiyaoxiaolianxiangying。

tayexiangjiaoaodegaosuneixiekanbuqitaderenshuo,wolingyibanshigeyouqianren!

erbushiyigesongwaimaide。

pingshenmetayaoshouzheizhongrizi!

tingdaofenshouerzideshihou,chenhaoyangdunshishayanle。

shenzhiyiweizijiyouhuanting!

dankandaoshuxinyi,neishuangmeimouliuluzheduitadeyaneshi。

tazheiyike,huranhenhaipashiqu……

yushihuangmangdezhuazhutadeshoudao:“xinyi,buyaonaolehaoma,wodayingnizhiyaoaoguozheiyiguan,woyidinghuinulidapin,jianliyigeshuyuwomende……”

“陈浩阳够了……”

chenxinyihenbunaifandeshuaishouchenhaoyangdedaduandao:“nandaonihaikanbumingbaima?nibuyaozizuoduoqingle,nijiushigelanlifubushangqiangdenanren,woningyuanzuozaibaomashangku,yebuxianggenniguozhezheizhongkanbudaoxiwangderizi,nizou,woyihouzaiyebuxiangkandaoni……”

chenxinyizhizhemenkoutuilechenhaoyangyiba,sishengnushidao

nvrenzuibaoguidewufeijiushiqingchunmeimao,jiranyoujihuixuanzexindekaishi,neitaweihebuhaohaoduidaiziji,huoxuzheiyeshimeigenvrensuoxiangwangde。

zheiyike,chenhaoyangxindouyaosuile!

tabuganxiangxin,zheixiehuashizhende。

sanniandeganqingyiqianduogeriyeli,wushibukedouzaijiluzhetamencongxiangshidaoxianglian,chaneijianxirineixietianmidehuanshengxiaoyumeihaodehuiyi,zaicikequehuazuopaoying,huifeiyanmie……

cengjingdeshanmenghaishi,lianaishiyan!

yezaizhei,biandeyiwenbuzhi。

chenhaoyangyiweizheigerangtashenaidenvren,huishipeitazouguorenshengdexinuaile。

zaizheishishangchulemuqin,yezhiyouzheigenvrenrangtaduishenghuoyoulereaihefendou!

danmeixiangdao,zheiyiqiedeyiqiebuguozhishitadezizuoduoqing。

“哟浩阳!”

“有事啊?”

zheishihou,yidaotuwudeshengyincongzoulangchuanlai……

zhijianyigeshuzhedabeitou,shenchuananimaxizhuangdenanrenchuxianzaichenhaoyangdeshixianli。

erzaitashenhou,haigenzhejigemianluxiongguangdeqingnian。

dangkandaocirenshi,chenhaoyangjingyademuguangfangfocongxinranqileyisixiwang。

“子铭?”

“是你?”

chenhaoyangduanzandelengshen,ranhouxunsudeshoushileshiluodeqingxujingdao。

xiayimiaoxiangshigeduonianweijiandegurenban,jimangyingshangquxinxidao:“zheimejiubujian,nixiaozixianzaixinga,qiyuxuanang,chuandezheimeshuaiqi,wodouchadianrenbuchulaile。”

zaigaozhongdeshihou,fanzimingyuchenhaoyangdeguanxijiuyizhibucuo。

keyishuoshitongchuanyitiaoku。

danfanzimingyougequedian,jiushihaose!

keqijianbuzhidaoweishenme,turanjiubeixuexiaokaichule。

zhihouliangrenjiumeizaijianmian。

meixiangdaoshigeduonian,xianzaijinghundeyoumoyouyang。

eryipangdeshuxinyizaikandaofanzimingshi,lengyandemeimoulimabiandewenrouqilai。

sihuyouxiangdaoleshenme……

qiaolianhenkuaifanqileyimo,xiusedehongxia。

“怎么,需要钱?”

fanzimingshanglaijiulouzheshuxinyidexiyao,luchutiaoxindemuguangkanzhechenhaoyangyincecexiaodao:“ruguoniyoukunnandehuabufanggenwoshuo,zanmentongxueyichang,qianduiwolaishuowufeijiushigeshuzibale。”

dangkandaofanziminglouzheshuxinyideshihou,chenhaoyangyuanxiandexinxishunjianningguxialai。

gengrangtameixiangdaodeshi……

shuxinyijingranmeiyoujujue!

fanerdaizhewenroudeyanshen,kanxiangfanziming。

neizhongwenrou,lianxiangchusanniandechenhaodouweicengganshouguo!

rujinquezaibierendeshenshangkandao……

shuxinyiyehaowujihui,jiaoxiudewanzhefanzimingdeshoudao:“jirannikandao,neiwoyejiumeishenmehaoyinmanle,dui,wogenzimingyijingjiaowangyigeduoyuele,tanengjiwonijibuledeyiqie。”