第3章 你有病

“nandaoshuo,neigeluanqibazaodemengshizhende!woxianzaizhayanjianjiunengfangdaolianggechengnianren,zheishiyaochengbawulindejiezoume!”linnanbukesiyihandao。

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“韭菜?”

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“……”

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danzheigejiahuo,yebuxiangxianfengdaogudelaozhongyia?

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“duibuqi,xianshengnimeishiba?”

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“哼……”

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你个死秃顶!

瞧不起谁呢!

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“ni……nishuoshenme?”wenyaxuandaidaidao。

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