第1章 习以为常(2223字)

shanglian:guadaobingchuliaoxiaohao

xialian:xiannenrunhuayouguangze

横批:阿浪黄瓜

zheishiqingzhoudaxuehoumendexiaoshijieyijiandianmiandeduilianjiahengpi,zheihengpiyeshidianming。

xianzaishibangwanshifen,dianmenqiandekehupailejinyibaimidezhanglong,qiguaideshizheixiegukedoushinvsheng。

“alang,woyinggaimainayizhonghuangguani?”yimingshencaibijiao**denvdaxuesheng,paizaidiyiweidaizhegouhunbandeyindiaowendianzhu。

zhuyaoshizheidianzhurenbudanzhangdejunqiao,shencaiyehao,yimibadeshengao。

zheiyangdezhangxiangyushencai,jueduishidabufennvdaxueshengxihuandeleixing。

liulangmmixiaokanzhewenhuadeguke,duiyunvdaxueshenggouytazheizhongshiertayijingxiyiweichangle。

tabenshixianjiewujixianzunmenxiadeyimingxiaoyaotong,pingrilidegongzuojiushizaizongmenzhongzhixiancaoyao,meiripeitujiaoshuishifei,ouerbangxianzunzhuayaoyin。

yiciourandejihui,tasongcaoyaoquxianzundeliandanfang,chenxianzunbuzhuyitouchileyikejindan。

xiandanrukou,tadelinghunshunjiantuolishenti,yinweixiuxingbugouhunpozhijiexirushikonglunhuisuidaozhong。

yifuzaiyimingfanjiannanzideshenshang,jiqiqiaohedeshi,zheimingnanzidemingzihezhangxiangdouhezijiyiyangde。

laidiqiukuaiyouyinianle,liulangyijingwanquanshiyinglezheilideshenghuo。

bingqieliyongzaixianjiezhongzhixiancaodefangfa,zaidiqiubanqilezhongzhixingye。

目前,他只种黄瓜。

yinweitafaxianzheilidenvxing,shigedangzhongyoubagehuanyoufukebing。

yizhefumuxin,tayuanyiyongzijixiaoxiaodecaihua,weidiqiushangdenvrenchuyifenli。

xiancongqingzhoudaxuekaishi,weizheilidenvdaxueshengfuchuzijideaixin。

“xiaohui,nizuotiancaimaileliugenzheimekuaijiuyongwanla。”liulangwenhedehuidao。

junziwenruyu,cikezaixiaohuideyanli,liulangjiushizheiyangdeyiweijunzi。

“renjiazuijinzaijianfeima,rouyoubuganchi,zhinengchihuangguale。”nvzidiadiadehuidao。

“neizheiciyaojigenni?”liulangwendao。

“haishigenzuotianyiyangba,neifudewugen,waiyongdeyigen。”

liulangyongfangbiandainaleliugenhuangguadijiduifang。

meigensankuai,nvziyongweixinzhifudeshibayuan。

下一位。

zheishiyiweiluolidabandenvdaxuesheng。

“laoban,woshidiyiciguanggu,zheihuangguazenmemaideya。”luolinvhaoqidewendao。

“sankuaiyigen,neifuhewaiyong,zuobianduanyidiandeshineifu,youbianzhangyidiandeshiwaiyong。”liulangweixiaozhejieshaodao。

“nei,laoban,woyelailiugenba。”

“zhangdejigen,duandejigen。”liulangwendao。

luolinvbuhaoyisihuidaozijidongshounalesigenduande,lianggenzhangde,weixinzhifuleshibayuan。

xinqingjidongeryouxiusedelikaile。

下一位~

“alang,jiwolaisanshigen,shiwugenduande,shiwugenzhangde。”zheishiyiweichuanzhetuoxieduankuduanxiudetongxue。

zhezhuangyoudianjiandan,danyangmaoxiangdangnaikan。

“zheimeduoa,yigerenyongdewanma?”liulangxiaolexiaohuidao。

“ai,bangshiyoudaide。”

liulangdianlediantou,ganmangdabaohaosanshigenhuanggua。

下一位~

liangxiaoshihou,tanweishangdehuangguatongtongmaiwan。

liulangxinmanyizudeshoutan,daobushiyinweijintianzhuanleliangsanqiankuaiqianerkaixin。

ershixiangzheizhongzhengnengliangdegongzuoyijinghenshaojianle。

zhengdaodeguang,jinwanyousamanlexiaoyuan。

guanshangmendian,suohaomen,liulangzaizheitiaojiechiledianwancan,guangleyihuierbiankaizhediandongsanlunchedasuanhuidaozhuchu。

zhudedifangjuliqingzhoudaxueyebuguoershifenzhongdelucheng。

zudeshiyiweinonghudejia,zhuyaoshikanzhonglezheijiadeyuanzi,youdayoukuan,yuanneideturangjiqidefeiwo。

zhengqiujiazhudetongyi,liulangcaizaiyuanneizhongzhihuanggua,yigeyuedeyuezubudaosanqianyuan,haishijiqihuasuande。

“ganshenmeanimen,fangkaiwo。”luguoyigexiangzikou,liulangqingxidetingdaoyiweinvzihaipazhengzhadeshengyin。

“lairena,yourenqiangjie,kuailairena!”

guoranshiweinvzideqiujiusheng,liulanglianmangtingxiazijidexiaosanlun,xiangxiangzineibenqu。

zhijianxiangzishenchu,sangenianqingnanzi,yigerenbafeng,lingwailianggezhengzaiqiangduoyimingnvzishoulideshoutibao。

“放开那个女孩!”

liulangdanshouchayao,lingyishouzhizhexiangzineidesanmingnanziyishengbaohou。

“nitemsheia,shaozaizheiliduoguanxianshi,jilaozigun。”bafengnanzishoulinazheyibalianghuanghuangdedaozizhizheliulangweixiedao。

liulangdexinggeshenshouwujixianzundeyingxiang,jianbudeqinanbanvzhishi。

erqietaxianzaimeitiandoumanmandezhengnengliang,zheizhongshiqingtaqihuibuguan。

erhuabuduoshuo,zhijiexiangtamenzouguoqu,neixinsihaobuju。

suiranshangbeizizaixianjiexiuweibugao,danzuijibendetishugongfaxiuxingshibixude。

laidaodiqiuyinianduo,yijingkaishixiuxing,zhibuguoyinweilingqibuzu,haiweixiulianchuneijing。

danduifuyanqianzheisangedajiede,chuochuoyouyu。

“nizouguolaiganma,laozirangnigun,nimeitingdaoma?”bafengdenanziyouxiehuangluan。

diyiciqiangjieneixinyijinghenjinzhangle,turanmaochulaiyigeduoguanxianshierde,neixingengjiajinzhang。

“awei,baoqiangdaole,biezaineierzhanzhele,kuaipao。”

lingwailiangmingnanziyibajiangbaoduodaoshou,congxiangziyoucedelukoutaoqu。

“qunimde,suanniniubi。”bafengnanzituleyikoukoushui,mamalieliedegenzhetaozou。

neinvzizhanzaiyuandijiaojideyanleidoukuaiyaoliuxialai。

xiangyaobaojing,zhikexishoujizaibaoli,beijiefeiyibingqiangzoule。

“guniang,wuxuzheji,wolaibangniduohui。”liulanganweileyiju,xiangjiefeitaopaodefangxiangzhuiqu。

“aqiang,womenxieyihuiba,woshizaipaobudongle,neinvrenzhuibushanglaide。”aweibianpaobianchuandeshuodao。

“zaipaoyihuier,neigejianyiyongweidejiahuobuzhidaohuibuhuizhuilai,zheiniantouhaorenhaishiyoude。”aqiangchuanzheqihuidao。

“wori,haizhentemyouleifeng,neirenzhuishanglaile,aqiang,kuaibalimiandeqiannachulai,baorengjita。”lingwaiyigemingjiaoabiaodelianmangcuicudao。

diyicidajie,weiledianqianshangwangeryi,kebuxiangyincierzuolao。

aqiangbalimiandeqianjizhualechulai,babaowangwudingshangyidiu,ranhousanrenfenkaitaopao。

jianneisanrenbabaorengle,liulangyebuzaizhuina,jifantiaoyuepashangwudingjiangbaoquxialai。

ranhouhuidaoyuanlaidexiangzikou。

“guniang,nidebao,kankanlimianyoumeiyoudiuleshenmedongxi。”liulangbabaohaijineinvzi。

nvzijieguoshoutibao,lianlianshuozheganxie。

chakanyifan,zhishishaoleqiancai,qiyudedongxidouzai,dunshisongleyikouqi。

xinshenhuanxialaizhihou,nvzijiezheyueguangkanzheliulangdelianjia,dunshibeiliulangdutedejunrongsuoxiyin。

lianjiashangqingbuzijinxiuhongleqilai。

“neige,gangcaizhenshixiexienile。”nvzizaiyicidaoxie。

raner,cikeliulangdezhuyilibingbuzainvrenlianjiashang,ershibeitadebaosuoxiyin。

tazainvrendebaoguolijingranganshoudaolinglidebodong。

“guniang,nizheibaolisihuyouyiyangfeitongxunchangzhiwu,kefoujiezaixiayiguan。”