shanglian:guadaobingchuliaoxiaohao
xialian:xiannenrunhuayouguangze
横批:阿浪黄瓜
zheishiqingzhoudaxuehoumendexiaoshijieyijiandianmiandeduilianjiahengpi,zheihengpiyeshidianming。
xianzaishibangwanshifen,dianmenqiandekehupailejinyibaimidezhanglong,qiguaideshizheixiegukedoushinvsheng。
“alang,woyinggaimainayizhonghuangguani?”yimingshencaibijiao**denvdaxuesheng,paizaidiyiweidaizhegouhunbandeyindiaowendianzhu。
zhuyaoshizheidianzhurenbudanzhangdejunqiao,shencaiyehao,yimibadeshengao。
zheiyangdezhangxiangyushencai,jueduishidabufennvdaxueshengxihuandeleixing。
liulangmmixiaokanzhewenhuadeguke,duiyunvdaxueshenggouytazheizhongshiertayijingxiyiweichangle。
tabenshixianjiewujixianzunmenxiadeyimingxiaoyaotong,pingrilidegongzuojiushizaizongmenzhongzhixiancaoyao,meiripeitujiaoshuishifei,ouerbangxianzunzhuayaoyin。
yiciourandejihui,tasongcaoyaoquxianzundeliandanfang,chenxianzunbuzhuyitouchileyikejindan。
xiandanrukou,tadelinghunshunjiantuolishenti,yinweixiuxingbugouhunpozhijiexirushikonglunhuisuidaozhong。
yifuzaiyimingfanjiannanzideshenshang,jiqiqiaohedeshi,zheimingnanzidemingzihezhangxiangdouhezijiyiyangde。
laidiqiukuaiyouyinianle,liulangyijingwanquanshiyinglezheilideshenghuo。
bingqieliyongzaixianjiezhongzhixiancaodefangfa,zaidiqiubanqilezhongzhixingye。
目前,他只种黄瓜。
yinweitafaxianzheilidenvxing,shigedangzhongyoubagehuanyoufukebing。
yizhefumuxin,tayuanyiyongzijixiaoxiaodecaihua,weidiqiushangdenvrenchuyifenli。
xiancongqingzhoudaxuekaishi,weizheilidenvdaxueshengfuchuzijideaixin。
“xiaohui,nizuotiancaimaileliugenzheimekuaijiuyongwanla。”liulangwenhedehuidao。
junziwenruyu,cikezaixiaohuideyanli,liulangjiushizheiyangdeyiweijunzi。
“renjiazuijinzaijianfeima,rouyoubuganchi,zhinengchihuangguale。”nvzidiadiadehuidao。
“neizheiciyaojigenni?”liulangwendao。
“haishigenzuotianyiyangba,neifudewugen,waiyongdeyigen。”
liulangyongfangbiandainaleliugenhuangguadijiduifang。
meigensankuai,nvziyongweixinzhifudeshibayuan。
下一位。
zheishiyiweiluolidabandenvdaxuesheng。
“laoban,woshidiyiciguanggu,zheihuangguazenmemaideya。”luolinvhaoqidewendao。
“sankuaiyigen,neifuhewaiyong,zuobianduanyidiandeshineifu,youbianzhangyidiandeshiwaiyong。”liulangweixiaozhejieshaodao。
“nei,laoban,woyelailiugenba。”
“zhangdejigen,duandejigen。”liulangwendao。
luolinvbuhaoyisihuidaozijidongshounalesigenduande,lianggenzhangde,weixinzhifuleshibayuan。
xinqingjidongeryouxiusedelikaile。
下一位~
“alang,jiwolaisanshigen,shiwugenduande,shiwugenzhangde。”zheishiyiweichuanzhetuoxieduankuduanxiudetongxue。
zhezhuangyoudianjiandan,danyangmaoxiangdangnaikan。
“zheimeduoa,yigerenyongdewanma?”liulangxiaolexiaohuidao。
“ai,bangshiyoudaide。”
liulangdianlediantou,ganmangdabaohaosanshigenhuanggua。
下一位~
liangxiaoshihou,tanweishangdehuangguatongtongmaiwan。
liulangxinmanyizudeshoutan,daobushiyinweijintianzhuanleliangsanqiankuaiqianerkaixin。
ershixiangzheizhongzhengnengliangdegongzuoyijinghenshaojianle。
zhengdaodeguang,jinwanyousamanlexiaoyuan。
guanshangmendian,suohaomen,liulangzaizheitiaojiechiledianwancan,guangleyihuierbiankaizhediandongsanlunchedasuanhuidaozhuchu。
zhudedifangjuliqingzhoudaxueyebuguoershifenzhongdelucheng。
zudeshiyiweinonghudejia,zhuyaoshikanzhonglezheijiadeyuanzi,youdayoukuan,yuanneideturangjiqidefeiwo。
zhengqiujiazhudetongyi,liulangcaizaiyuanneizhongzhihuanggua,yigeyuedeyuezubudaosanqianyuan,haishijiqihuasuande。
“ganshenmeanimen,fangkaiwo。”luguoyigexiangzikou,liulangqingxidetingdaoyiweinvzihaipazhengzhadeshengyin。
“lairena,yourenqiangjie,kuailairena!”
guoranshiweinvzideqiujiusheng,liulanglianmangtingxiazijidexiaosanlun,xiangxiangzineibenqu。
zhijianxiangzishenchu,sangenianqingnanzi,yigerenbafeng,lingwailianggezhengzaiqiangduoyimingnvzishoulideshoutibao。
“放开那个女孩!”
liulangdanshouchayao,lingyishouzhizhexiangzineidesanmingnanziyishengbaohou。
“nitemsheia,shaozaizheiliduoguanxianshi,jilaozigun。”bafengnanzishoulinazheyibalianghuanghuangdedaozizhizheliulangweixiedao。
liulangdexinggeshenshouwujixianzundeyingxiang,jianbudeqinanbanvzhishi。
erqietaxianzaimeitiandoumanmandezhengnengliang,zheizhongshiqingtaqihuibuguan。
erhuabuduoshuo,zhijiexiangtamenzouguoqu,neixinsihaobuju。
suiranshangbeizizaixianjiexiuweibugao,danzuijibendetishugongfaxiuxingshibixude。
laidaodiqiuyinianduo,yijingkaishixiuxing,zhibuguoyinweilingqibuzu,haiweixiulianchuneijing。
danduifuyanqianzheisangedajiede,chuochuoyouyu。
“nizouguolaiganma,laozirangnigun,nimeitingdaoma?”bafengdenanziyouxiehuangluan。
diyiciqiangjieneixinyijinghenjinzhangle,turanmaochulaiyigeduoguanxianshierde,neixingengjiajinzhang。
“awei,baoqiangdaole,biezaineierzhanzhele,kuaipao。”
lingwailiangmingnanziyibajiangbaoduodaoshou,congxiangziyoucedelukoutaoqu。
“qunimde,suanniniubi。”bafengnanzituleyikoukoushui,mamalieliedegenzhetaozou。
neinvzizhanzaiyuandijiaojideyanleidoukuaiyaoliuxialai。
xiangyaobaojing,zhikexishoujizaibaoli,beijiefeiyibingqiangzoule。
“guniang,wuxuzheji,wolaibangniduohui。”liulanganweileyiju,xiangjiefeitaopaodefangxiangzhuiqu。
“aqiang,womenxieyihuiba,woshizaipaobudongle,neinvrenzhuibushanglaide。”aweibianpaobianchuandeshuodao。
“zaipaoyihuier,neigejianyiyongweidejiahuobuzhidaohuibuhuizhuilai,zheiniantouhaorenhaishiyoude。”aqiangchuanzheqihuidao。
“wori,haizhentemyouleifeng,neirenzhuishanglaile,aqiang,kuaibalimiandeqiannachulai,baorengjita。”lingwaiyigemingjiaoabiaodelianmangcuicudao。
diyicidajie,weiledianqianshangwangeryi,kebuxiangyincierzuolao。
aqiangbalimiandeqianjizhualechulai,babaowangwudingshangyidiu,ranhousanrenfenkaitaopao。
jianneisanrenbabaorengle,liulangyebuzaizhuina,jifantiaoyuepashangwudingjiangbaoquxialai。
ranhouhuidaoyuanlaidexiangzikou。
“guniang,nidebao,kankanlimianyoumeiyoudiuleshenmedongxi。”liulangbabaohaijineinvzi。
nvzijieguoshoutibao,lianlianshuozheganxie。
chakanyifan,zhishishaoleqiancai,qiyudedongxidouzai,dunshisongleyikouqi。
xinshenhuanxialaizhihou,nvzijiezheyueguangkanzheliulangdelianjia,dunshibeiliulangdutedejunrongsuoxiyin。
lianjiashangqingbuzijinxiuhongleqilai。
“neige,gangcaizhenshixiexienile。”nvzizaiyicidaoxie。
raner,cikeliulangdezhuyilibingbuzainvrenlianjiashang,ershibeitadebaosuoxiyin。
tazainvrendebaoguolijingranganshoudaolinglidebodong。
“guniang,nizheibaolisihuyouyiyangfeitongxunchangzhiwu,kefoujiezaixiayiguan。”