深夜的一个小山村。
wanlaijuji,xinghuodiandian,yipianxiangheheningjingdeqifenlongzhaozaizheili。
“yugong!wode**nan?!!”yichufangwuzhongbaochuzheiyihesheng。
yugongyouxiewuyu,yutongzhongzhengzaisuoyao**deshitadeshifu。shuoshishifu,chukaitajiaoyugongxingzhenzhibingdebenlingdeshijianwai,haiburushuoyugongshitadeyongren,zheixienianlai,yugongyizhizhaoguzhetadeyishiqiju,kanchengwuweibuzhi,jiuliantashangcesuo,yugongdouyaozaiyipanghouzhe,yifangtadiaojinfenkenglibeiyansi。
yugongcongjuzilinachuyitiaohongse**dijinyutong,kaikoudao:
“lilaotou,weishenmenijuziliquanshihongse**,nandaoniduihongse-qingyouduzhong??”
yugongpingshiyizhijiangtadeshifujiao“lilaotou”。
lilaotouhengzhexiaoqu,xinqingsishibucuo,dao:
“nidongshenme?womenxingyizhiren,zuijihuidebianshijirenzhibingshibeibingrendexieqiruqin,chuanhong**keyiquxiebizai!dongleba?”
yugongbiyidedianlediantou,xinzhongandao:
“niyiweiwobuzhidaonidezheixie**doushiyongshinianqianjiuyijingshizongbujiandehongchuanglian,zijiquxia,ranhouqiaoqiaodecaicheng**de?”
lilaotouxiwanzao,chuanhaoyifu,yugongjiantajingshenyiyi,suishiqishisuidegaolingle,keyijiushiheifazhongnianrendemoyang,lianzhangmeixiadeyanjiaozhouwendoudanbukejian,buyoudejingpei,gantandao:
“lilaotou,nitiantianyongyaoshuipaozao,zheixiaoguozhenshimeideshuo,wojiduhuaiyizaliangyaoshizouzaiwaimian,gaobuhao,bierenhaiyiweinishiwodidi!”
laotoudandandekanleyugong,tuchuyigezi:
“滚!”
yugongcengjingwushuciwenqizijideshenshi,danconglaotouneilidedaodaanyongyuanshi:nishiwoconglajitonglijianlaide。
yugongwunai,jiuerjiuzhi,yejiufangqile,zheixienianlai,yulaotouxuejinxingzhenzhishu,buganshuobijianlaotoudeqisihuishengdegaochaojiyi,danyong“huatuo、sunsimiaozaishi”laixingrongyugong,neiyeshibuweiguode,yugongxinlishiganjilaotoude,xinligengshizaoyijiangtadangchenglezuiqindejiaren,suoyizheixienianrenlaorenyuanyemeiyoubanjuduoyan。
zaiyuanzhongbanhaoyizi,zijiyedalebaxiaobandeng,zuozaiyipang,yugongjiuyaokaishitingmeiribijingdelilaotouzhenfajiaoxuele。
“zhenfayimen,changrenyibanbaidezushiduoshixijinmingshihuangfumiheyaowangsunsimiao,danwomenzheiyimen......”lilaotouheleyikoucha,jixushuodao:“baidenaishishangguhuangdi!huangditongguobianshicishendechuxueweidejingmaixunxingluxianheweizhi,yuqibodetantaozhonggengshikaiqileshijieshishangweidayishu—zhongyi!wosuojiaonidexianyijiuzhenbutongyuxianshisuocundeneixiejianghujiliang,ershizhenzhengnengjiurendeqihuangzhishu,dankexia!xianyijiuzhendedijiufa“yunruheyi”womeiyoubanfajiaoyuni,nizhinengzijirushiqutihui,keniyebuyonghaipa,wojiaojinideneixingzhenbafazaizheifushijianyezuyibeizhongrenshiweixianshule~”
yugongtingdaozheijiuganjuebudui,guolebanxiang,caimengdetaitoukanzheyanshenmilidelilaotou:
“shifu?ganwozou?!”
lilaotoumeiyouhuida,ershikanleyiyancunwaideheian,youxiebushe,fanwendao:
“gonger,niduoshaosuile?”
于工想了想,回道:
“shifu,guolesanyue,gongerjiushisuile……”
lilaotoukanzheyanqiandezheishengaoyimiqijideyugong,xiaomadao:
“pi!nitaniangdeguolesanyuejiuershiyile!!haiganzhuangnen!”
zhidaoyugongshibuxiangzou,laotouzuishangsuiranmata,danxinzhongyeshibushe,kegenzheta“xianyiluzhi”lizhong,yugongyijingxuebuledongxile,xianyijiuzhendijiufaxianzaiyezhinengkaotazijiqutihui,bijing,lingwule,zaizhanxianzaiyugongmianqiandeshijie,jiangzuyidianfutaderenzhi。
“niziyoucongying,xueshenmedongxidoukuai,changrenxuezhei“xianyijiuzhen”disanzhen“shanhuotuijun”zhishaodouyaoershinian,kenisannianbianhui,shizaishijianhanjian。danniyaoqieji,waimianshijiegaoshouruyun,didiaocaishizaliangdezhuzhi。zheixienian,woyuwaijieduandiaolianxi,yebuzhidaowaimianshijiedaodizenmeyangle……”
yugongzhidao,huadaolezheili,yijingwufagaibianle,yeshigaidaotachushideshihou,bianbuzaiyanyu,duizhetangzaiyizishangdelilaotou,kexiasangexiangtou。
lilaotoumanyidedianlediantou,qishencongwuzhongnachuyitaoyinzhenheyizhanghongzhi,shuodao:
“yinzhenchuanjini,erhongzhima,heihei!nixiaoziyoufula!”