第1章 仙易九针

深夜的一个小山村。

wanlaijuji,xinghuodiandian,yipianxiangheheningjingdeqifenlongzhaozaizheili。

“yugong!wode**nan?!!”yichufangwuzhongbaochuzheiyihesheng。

yugongyouxiewuyu,yutongzhongzhengzaisuoyao**deshitadeshifu。shuoshishifu,chukaitajiaoyugongxingzhenzhibingdebenlingdeshijianwai,haiburushuoyugongshitadeyongren,zheixienianlai,yugongyizhizhaoguzhetadeyishiqiju,kanchengwuweibuzhi,jiuliantashangcesuo,yugongdouyaozaiyipanghouzhe,yifangtadiaojinfenkenglibeiyansi。

yugongcongjuzilinachuyitiaohongse**dijinyutong,kaikoudao:

“lilaotou,weishenmenijuziliquanshihongse**,nandaoniduihongse-qingyouduzhong??”

yugongpingshiyizhijiangtadeshifujiao“lilaotou”。

lilaotouhengzhexiaoqu,xinqingsishibucuo,dao:

“nidongshenme?womenxingyizhiren,zuijihuidebianshijirenzhibingshibeibingrendexieqiruqin,chuanhong**keyiquxiebizai!dongleba?”

yugongbiyidedianlediantou,xinzhongandao:

“niyiweiwobuzhidaonidezheixie**doushiyongshinianqianjiuyijingshizongbujiandehongchuanglian,zijiquxia,ranhouqiaoqiaodecaicheng**de?”

lilaotouxiwanzao,chuanhaoyifu,yugongjiantajingshenyiyi,suishiqishisuidegaolingle,keyijiushiheifazhongnianrendemoyang,lianzhangmeixiadeyanjiaozhouwendoudanbukejian,buyoudejingpei,gantandao:

“lilaotou,nitiantianyongyaoshuipaozao,zheixiaoguozhenshimeideshuo,wojiduhuaiyizaliangyaoshizouzaiwaimian,gaobuhao,bierenhaiyiweinishiwodidi!”

laotoudandandekanleyugong,tuchuyigezi:

“滚!”

yugongcengjingwushuciwenqizijideshenshi,danconglaotouneilidedaodaanyongyuanshi:nishiwoconglajitonglijianlaide。

yugongwunai,jiuerjiuzhi,yejiufangqile,zheixienianlai,yulaotouxuejinxingzhenzhishu,buganshuobijianlaotoudeqisihuishengdegaochaojiyi,danyong“huatuo、sunsimiaozaishi”laixingrongyugong,neiyeshibuweiguode,yugongxinlishiganjilaotoude,xinligengshizaoyijiangtadangchenglezuiqindejiaren,suoyizheixienianrenlaorenyuanyemeiyoubanjuduoyan。

zaiyuanzhongbanhaoyizi,zijiyedalebaxiaobandeng,zuozaiyipang,yugongjiuyaokaishitingmeiribijingdelilaotouzhenfajiaoxuele。

“zhenfayimen,changrenyibanbaidezushiduoshixijinmingshihuangfumiheyaowangsunsimiao,danwomenzheiyimen......”lilaotouheleyikoucha,jixushuodao:“baidenaishishangguhuangdi!huangditongguobianshicishendechuxueweidejingmaixunxingluxianheweizhi,yuqibodetantaozhonggengshikaiqileshijieshishangweidayishu—zhongyi!wosuojiaonidexianyijiuzhenbutongyuxianshisuocundeneixiejianghujiliang,ershizhenzhengnengjiurendeqihuangzhishu,dankexia!xianyijiuzhendedijiufa“yunruheyi”womeiyoubanfajiaoyuni,nizhinengzijirushiqutihui,keniyebuyonghaipa,wojiaojinideneixingzhenbafazaizheifushijianyezuyibeizhongrenshiweixianshule~”

yugongtingdaozheijiuganjuebudui,guolebanxiang,caimengdetaitoukanzheyanshenmilidelilaotou:

“shifu?ganwozou?!”

lilaotoumeiyouhuida,ershikanleyiyancunwaideheian,youxiebushe,fanwendao:

“gonger,niduoshaosuile?”

于工想了想,回道:

“shifu,guolesanyue,gongerjiushisuile……”

lilaotoukanzheyanqiandezheishengaoyimiqijideyugong,xiaomadao:

“pi!nitaniangdeguolesanyuejiuershiyile!!haiganzhuangnen!”

zhidaoyugongshibuxiangzou,laotouzuishangsuiranmata,danxinzhongyeshibushe,kegenzheta“xianyiluzhi”lizhong,yugongyijingxuebuledongxile,xianyijiuzhendijiufaxianzaiyezhinengkaotazijiqutihui,bijing,lingwule,zaizhanxianzaiyugongmianqiandeshijie,jiangzuyidianfutaderenzhi。

“niziyoucongying,xueshenmedongxidoukuai,changrenxuezhei“xianyijiuzhen”disanzhen“shanhuotuijun”zhishaodouyaoershinian,kenisannianbianhui,shizaishijianhanjian。danniyaoqieji,waimianshijiegaoshouruyun,didiaocaishizaliangdezhuzhi。zheixienian,woyuwaijieduandiaolianxi,yebuzhidaowaimianshijiedaodizenmeyangle……”

yugongzhidao,huadaolezheili,yijingwufagaibianle,yeshigaidaotachushideshihou,bianbuzaiyanyu,duizhetangzaiyizishangdelilaotou,kexiasangexiangtou。

lilaotoumanyidedianlediantou,qishencongwuzhongnachuyitaoyinzhenheyizhanghongzhi,shuodao:

“yinzhenchuanjini,erhongzhima,heihei!nixiaoziyoufula!”