第一章 小姐,快让我给你治治

“wangshao,nibiechushenga,neifeiwuyanjingxiale,danerduohainengtingdao。”

weishengjianli,yigechuanzhelianyiqundenvrenkanzhezhanzaitashenqiandeyigechuanzhexizhuangdeqingnian,shuodao。

“bushijitadaishangerjilema?”

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“wozheibushipatazhaixialaima?”

nvrenbaozhewangshao,taohaodexiaodao:“wanyibeitatingdaole,tabudebengkuisia,jiehunyinianle,zaiwomenjiaxianggegouyiyangdesihouwomenyijia,wopengdouburangtapengyixia,tiantianrangtashuidiban,jieguowozaitamianqianhewangshaonixiyuanyangyu!”

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wangshaoyibajiangnvrenshenshangdelianyiqunsikai,shuodao:“nizheirangtadaizheerji,tanandaoganzhaixialaima?”

“wangshao,nizheishuodeyeduia,tajueduibuganzhaierji,taqueshihentinghua,wojiushirangtachishi,tadoubuganbuchi!”nvrenheiheidexiaozhe,renyouwangshaosichetadelianyiqun。

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dantainanshoule,tajiuyongshouroulerou,padeyisheng,erjidiaozailedishang。

erbianchuanlaile,talaopozhouyanheyigenanrendexinaodeshengyin!

“laopo,ni,ni,ni!”

luyubengkuile,buganzhixindedahoudao。

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wangkaikanzhezhouyan,xiaozheshuodao:“xiaoyan,nibuxinga,nibushishuotatingnidehuabuganbaerjinaxialaima?zenmejinaxialailea?”

“chusheng,nigexiazi,**deganbutinglaoniangdehua,sheirangnibaerjinaxialaide!”

zhouyankanzheluyu,fennudehoudao。

“zhouyan,nidexinzenmezheimehendu,woluyunaliduibuqinile,jiehunyinian,worenlaorenyuan,nirang**shenmewojiuganshenme,xianggegouyiyangdesihounimenyijia,nijingranbeipanwo,rangwodaizheerji,fangbiannitouqing!”

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zhouyanyilianjifengdekanzheluyu,lenghengdao:“gaosuni,womenjiaconglaimeinanidangren,zhidaoweishenmemeigannizouma?zhishiyinweinigefeigouxiyifuxidehaitingganjing,haiyoujiushiwangshaoxihuannizaideshihouhewohuankuaideneizhong**!”

“ai,meixiangdaobeinifaxianle,zhenshiwuqule。”

wangkaikanzheluyuhahaxiaodao:“niyinggaibuzhidaoba,nitiantianshuidibandeshihou,wotiantianzaichuangshangshuinilaoponi,laoziwojiuxihuanneizhongganjue!”

轰!

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“chusheng,woshaleni!”

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“made,nigexiazigandalaozi!”

wangkaiyijiaochuaizailuyudeduzishang,baluyujichuaikai,zhanqilaichaozheluyushenshangjiuchuaileguoqu!

zhouyanyegenguoquchuai,damadao:“sixiazi,nigandawangshao,nisidingle,nigechusheng!”

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luyuzhengningdekanzhezhouyandahoudao:“yaobushiwojiuni,nijiuzangshenhuohaile!”

“wotamaderangnigechushengjiule?wosileheniyouguanxi?”

zhouyanyilianlengchaorefengdexiaodao。

luyudexinchedideliangle!

“wojinimenlianggegounannvpinle!”

luyucongdishangpaqilai,wozhequantouchaozhesimianbafangdaqu!

“haha,zheigexiazi,womenrangnidanidoudabudao,womenzaiwaimianni!”

wangkaizhouyanzaiweishengjianwaimianhahadaxiao。

“zenmehuishia?zheimenaoteng!”

yigedabandehuazhizhaozhandezhongniannvrendakaimenzoulejinlai。

zhouyankanzhezhongniannvrenxiaodao:“ma,beiluyuzheigefeiwufaxianwohewangshaozaiyiqile。”

“被发现啊!”

huanglankuaibuzouguoqu,kanzhezaiweishengjianlifakuangdeluyushuodao:“sixiazi,nidoufaxianlea,buguowangshaoxihuanzheizhongganjue,nizhuangshenmedoubuzhidao,womenjiajiuliunigefeiwu,nizhaoyangxiyifujiuxingle。”

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luyuzenmekenenghuiliuxia,tazhijiejiuchaowaimianzouqu!

“nigesixiazi,hairangwomendengzhe,nishibaxiyifudeshuixinaoziliqule?”

huanglanjifengdekanzheluyudamadao。

“bieguantale,tayaozoujiurangtazouba,zheifeigouliuzheyemeiyisile。”wangkaiyilianwuqudeshuodao。

zhouyanxiaozheshuodao:“kexile,zheifeigouxiyifubixiyijixidedouganjing。”

luyushihunluopodepaolechuqu,tasuiranyanxiale,shenmeyekanbudao,dantazaizheigebinhebieshuxiaoqudaileyinianle,meiyigejiaoluodoushujizaixin。

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xiayike,luyulengzhule,zijiyanjinghuifule?

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“nizenmele?nalibushufuma?yisheng,yisheng!”

shaonvkanzheluyutongkudeyangzi,lianmangdedahanyisheng。

“小姐,我没事!”

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