第3章 无敌漂亮小姨子

yefanhuitoukanleyiyan,yilianxianqi,jixuwangqianzou,shuodao:

“woduilaotoumeixingqu,duiyongyigengmeixingqu,biegenzhewo。”

“xiaoyisheng,woyousunnv……”dongjianguotuokouerchu,ganjintianzhegeliangenshangqu。

yefanjingzhizouhuizijidezuowei,dongjianguojinjinxiangsui,nongdeyujiayunkandeyilianmeng,xiankaidangbu,kandaomuzipingan。yezhuanshengenxiangyefan。

huidaozuoweishang,kandaodongjianguopeizhexiaolianbajieyefan。

“xiaoyisheng,nigangcaiyongdeshiguzhenfayinyangjiuzhenma?wotingjinlingshenyihelaoshuoguo,neikeshishichuanyijiudeguzhenfa,buzhinishicongheren!”

“xiaoyisheng,wozaijinlingdiyiyiyuandangfuyuanzhang,buzhinizainaligaojiu?woxiangqubaifangbaifang……”

yefanyouxiebunaifandeduizhetafanbaiyan,shuodao:

“laotou,woshuole,duinibuganxingqu,nihaishirangnisunnvlaigenwogoutongba,denghuier,nisunnvpiaoliangma?”

zhizhepangbiandeyujiayun,wendao:“youtapiaoliangma?yaoshimeiyoujiumiantanle,tashiwodezuidibiaozhun,wokebuxiangbeierniuxiaohua。”

dongjianguozheicaizhuyidaoyujiayun,youxiechayi,shuodao:

“wosunnvbeichengweijinlingsanduojinhuazhiyi,yangmaojueduibucha。yuxiaojie,nimenrenshi??”

yujiayunshuodao:“gangrenshi,donglao,nikeshiwomenjinlingshishuyishuerdexiyi,gangcaidejieshengzhenshitawanchengde?”

dongjianguorutongxiaojizhuomibanmengdediantou,shuodao:

“neikebu……meixiangdaoxiaoyishengjingyongyourucinitianyishu,naishiwobeikaimoa。xiaoyisheng,jirannishenmedoubuyuanyishuo,woyouyishixiangqiu。”

yefanlanyangyangdeshuodao:“shuowanganjinzou,biedaraowogenyuxiaojiepeiyangganqing。”

“……”

两人满脸黑线。

yujiayunbailetayiyan,shenmejiaogenwoepeiyangganqing,womenjiushigangrenshidemoshengrenhaoma?

buguotahaishihenchayide,nengrangdongjianguozheibandixiatoulaibajie,zheixiaozijiujingyouduomenitiandeyishua。

dongjianguoyouxiebiequ,zaiyixuejie,zenmeshuozijiyeshigeyouyidingmingwangderen,lianshizhangdoudelirangsanfen,zheirenquewanquanbuzaihuzheizhongshisuweiwang。

dantayoushixiangqiu,budebuditou,shuodao:

“wosunnvyoudianmaobing,buzhidaoxiaoyishengnengbunengbangwokankan。”

yefankanzheta,xiezheyan,shuodao:

“nizijibushihenlihaideyishengma?nilaizhaowobangnisunnvkanbing?nichengrenzijishiyongyile?”

dongjianguowunai,kuxiao,shuodao:

“wonverdebing……huozhebunengchengzhiweibing,xiyizhibule,woyeqinglehenduozhongyi,danyijiuyushiwubu,wokanniyishuzheibanshenqi,shuobudingyouyong。”

叶凡眉头一皱。

yujiayunduizheilaotouhaitinggongjingde,shuomingzaiyixuejiedediweiyinggaibudi,jinrizaihuocheshangyiliaotiaojianyouxian,burantayijingkeyiwanchengjieshenggongzuo。

nenggandaoyigeyiyuandeyuanzhangjibie,yinggaishiyouliangbashuazide,liantadoushushouwuce,yinggaishihenjishou。

ruobujishou,tahaimeixingquni。

“zheiyanga,kannixincheng,nisunnvyoushishenmejinhua,wojiumianweiqinandequkankanba。”yefanbiaoxiandehenmianqiang,shuodao:

“buguowohaiyoushiqingyaoban,dengwomangwanlezaiqu,bujiba?”

“buji,buji!”dongjianguojimangnachuzijidemingpian,dakaiweixinerweima,yishijiagehaoyou,shuodao:

“wozaijinlinghaishiyoudiannenglide,ruoshixiaoyishengyouxuyao,zhaohuyisheng,wonengbangdeyidingbang,nibiewanglewosunnvdeshi。”

tadesunnvqingkuanghenteshu,zhongxiyimeiyourenhexiaoguo,fanerbianbenjiali,heqitaquanweiyisheng、zhuanjiashangtanguo。

huoxuzhongyiyouyong,zhishimuqianmeiyouyudaoyouyongdezhongyi。

yanqiannianqingrendezhongyizhishurucilede,shuobudingyouyong。

yefanjieguomingpian,hetajialeweixin,batadafazoule。

yujiayunyouxieguaiyidekanzheta,youzhongbuhuaihaoyideyanshen。

“wei,nizheishishenmeyanshena?”

yujiayunyijiuguaiyidedingzheta,shuodao:

“nizhidaodonglaodesunnvshishenmebingma?jiudayingrenjia。”

yefandashouyihui,zixindeshuodao:

“zaiwoguishoutianyimianqian,meiyoushenmebingshizhibuhaode,yaodaobingchu,kumupengchun、qisihuisheng,kugugengrou……”

“xingle,xingle,shuonipangnihaichuanshangle!”yujiayunshoubuledaduantale,lianlianfanbaiyan,yidiandoubukaopudeyangzi,zhenhuaiyiganggangzhendeshitajiuleyunfudema?

yefanheiheixiaolexiao,shuodao:

“小芸……”

“ting!”yujiayunlikedaduanta,dengzheta,shuodao:

“womenyouneimeshuma?nijiujiaowoxiaoyun。”

“chizaodeshi。”yefanheiheizhixiao,kanzhetajingzhixinendelianjia,shuodao:

“nibushirenshiwoweihunqima?niyoutazhaopianma?youmeiyouzhangcana?jiwokankanbei。”

“meiyou。”yujiayunyikouhuijue。

yefanyizhichanzhetayaozhaopian,tajiushibuji,xiangshidaqingmaqiao,rededuimiandepangziyidunxianmu。

zheigeshijiepihuaipihuaidenanrenzheimeshoumeinvxiaima?

laoshihaonanrenjiugaiguduzhonglaoma?

zhongyudaozhan,tingdaojiuhuchedeshengyinzaiwaimianxiangqi,yihurenyuandiyishijianchongjinlai,henkuaidaizhechanfulikai。

yefanheyujiayunzouchuchezhan。

yilianghongsebenchibianshangzhanzheyigeduanfameinv,xiuzhangdedabaitui,xiniguanghua,heyujiayunbuxiangshangxia,chaozhetamenzhaoshou。

“走,人在那边!”

两人走过去。

“yunjie,zhei……buhuishininanpengyouba?”meinvshangxiadaliangyefan,yanlihaobuyanshidexianqizhiyi。

yujiayunkanletayiyan,yehenxianqi,zhengyigejiushinongmingongjinchengdagongdeyangzi,hechumingxinjueduishilianggeshijiederen。

ruobushizaoqiantingwenbiaojieyouyizhuanghunyinzaishen,youkandaotashoulidehunyinqishu,dasitadoubuyuanyixiangxinzheirenshibiaojiedeweihunfu。

“biewuhui,wogentagangrenshieryi。”

马上撇清关系。

dakaichemen,cuicudao:“ganjinjinqu。”

yefandasuanzuanjinqu,peng,chemenbeipangbiandemeinvguanshang,chayidekanzheta,shuodao:

“yunjie,nishenmeyisi?rangtashangwodeche?yishenzangxixide,huinongzangwodeche,buguoni,yaoshinichengrentashininanpengyou,wojiumianweiqinanderangtashang,dabulewoyihuiquxiche。”

yujiayunlazheta,shuodao:“tadeshenfen,shuochulaihesini,xianbatadaihuinijia,wojinichuxicheqian,kuaidianla。”

meinvshangxiadaliangyefan,yekanbuchushenmetebiezhichu,shuodao:

“wei,nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

yefantingzhiyaoban,chongmanzixin,shuodao:

“xingbugengmingzuobugaixing,zaixiaguishoutianyiyefanshiye。”

“sha?guishoutianyi?zheishawaihaoa。”meinvmanlianbuxie,shuodao:

“wokannima,jiaoergoubijiaoheshi,nongcunbushiliuxingjianminghaoyanghuoma?nijiujiaoergouba。”

“pu……”yujiayunrenbuzhuxiaole,xinlixiangdao:takeshinideweilaijiefu,nijuranhantaergou。

yefanyaoleyaotou,shuodao:“womencunyijingyoujiaoergoudele,queshihaoyang,rengaomadade。woganjueguishoutianyibijiaoshihewo。meinv,nijiaoshenmeminga?”

meinvpaipaixiongfu,taitou,bikongchaotian,dashengshuodao:

“bendaxiaojiexingbugengmingzuobugaixing,renchengchaojiwudipiaoliangdechumingyueshiye”