第4章 叶家要有大麻烦

yejiansenchulaihou,lianseneijiaoyigetieqinga。

danlaopodouyijinggenrenliaochengzheiyangle,tayebuhaofazuoa。

zhinengqiangrenzhe,yiliangangadehandao:“keke,neigeshenme,manlia,niguolaiyixia,woyouhuayaogennishuo……”

“ailaoye,nilaidezhenghao!wofaxianxiaojiangzheirenshizhendebucuoa,wogentaliaodehentouyuan,tahaishuoyaobatamamadeneixieyouqiankuotaitaipengyoumen,yejieshaojiworenshini!”tangmanliyilianxingfendeshuodao。

“zhenghaowoyemailecai,yaobujiuliutajintianzhongwuzaijiachifanba?”tangmanlitiyidao。

“shenme,haiyaoliuxiachifan?”

叶健森一惊。

“neijiuxiexieayi,xiexieshushule!”meidengyejiansenfanyingguolaini,jiangfengzuitiandehen,zhijiejiujidayingle。

shunjian,yejiansenganjuexiongkoubeichuileyiquan。

zheinima,renmeihongzou,fanerhailiuzaijialichifanle。

这不是引狼入室吗?

yejiansenqideyaosi,danmeibanfa,huadoushuodaozheifenshangle,tayebuhaobolemianzi。

bijing,zheishizijilaopo,bieshudenvzhurenzhudongyaoqingde。

tazhihaobajiangfengqingjinlejiali。

lianshang,suishijidudebushuang,danyouwukenaihe。

buguo,taduijiangfengqueyijiushiyilianbudaijian。

“ai,jinmenhou,bieluanmoluanpenga,shafadoushizhenpide,nonghuailenikepeibuqi!haiyou,dianshishiyinzangshide,zangzaichujuhoumian,buhuikairanglingerbangni,biezijiluangao……”yejiansenmeihaoqidetixingdao。

叶灵儿听不下去了。

“aiya,ba!nijiushaoshuoliangjuhaobuhao?afengbushineiyangderen……”

“ninhaishiquchufangjimabangbangmang,dadaxiashouba。”

dengbayejiansenjizhizoule,yelingerzheicaicoudaojiangfengmianqian,yilianneijiudeshuodao:“buhaoyisialaogong,wobazheirenjiushizheiyang,zongshidaiyouseyanjingkanren,buguomeiguanxide,dengjiechushijianzhangle,tahuimanmanfaxiannishenshangyoudiande……”

jiangfengxiaozhedianlediantou,“shia,nishuodemeicuo……”

kezheixiaorong,quehenganga。

jiechujiule,youdianpashifaxianbule,yebadaoshikeyimoqingzijidedixiba!

“laogongnixianzuoa,woqujinibogejuzi。”

yelingerguangzhexuebaidexiaojiaoyacaizaidibanshang,dongdongdongpaoquchajideyangzi,zhenshikeai。

jiangfengjiuzuozaizhenpishafashang,dengzhe。

yaobubieshuo,zheizhenpishafadezhigan,jiushibizijisushedexiaobandengyaoshufubushao。

jiangfenghuangusizhou,yejiabukuishifuhaozhijia,ketinglidezhuangxiufeichangdekaojiu,zhenpishafa,yangrongditan,dalishicanzhuo……

toudingshang,gengshiyouxuangualeyizhanjudawubideshuijingdiaodeng。

“yishiyapingningshuijingdiaodeng,chanziyiguo,you64kedengzhuzucheng,xuanlishehua,shichangjiasanshiwan!2018niangouru,shengyushouming,liangxiaoshi……”jiangfengduqudao。

嗯?不对,等等!

shenmejiao,shouminghaishengliangxiaoshi?

zheidiaodengkanqilai,bushihaohaodema?zenmekenengshuohuaijiuhuaini?

jiuzaizheishi,jiangfengyipainaodai,turan,xiangdaoleyigejingxiandekeneng:

huibuhuishi,lianggexiaoshihou,zheizhandiaodenghuizaxiangdimian?

ruguozhenshizheiyangdehua,neishizhenghaozuozaishafashangderenkejiuwandanle!

buguangruci,diaodengshangdedengzhuhebolisuiluoyidi,zhengjianketingdouyaozaoyang。

zijidejinkuaitixingyejiarencaishi。

buguo,yongshenmefangshini?

zijizongbunengzhijiegaosuyejiaren,liangxiaoshihoudiaodenghuidiaoxialai,nimenbuyaozuoshafa,sheihuixiangxinni?

zijiyoubunengbateyigongnenggaosutamen,gengmeirenhuixiangxin,fanerhaihuibeidangchengshenjingbing。

xianzaiyebaduijiangfengdetaidushibudaijian,henfangan,zijihaishibuyaozaizuozheizhongmomingqimiaodeshiqing,retabukaixinle。

xinghao,haiyoulianggexiaoshi。

jiangfengzaishoujishang,tiqianwufenzhong,dinglegenaozhong,daoshihou,xiangbanfarangyejiarenyuanlishafajiushi……

与此同时,厨房里。

叶健森推门进来了。

tangmanlizhengzaiqiecai,tataiqitoukanleyiyan。

“xihana,nibushiconglaibujinchufangdema?”

yejiansenguanshangmen,quedinggeyinlianghaohou,zheicaimeihaoqidao:“woshilaimanide!tangmanli,nishizenmehuishia,wobushirangnibaneixiaowulaijiganzouma,nidaohao,hailiuzaijialichifan!nizhibuzhidaoa,youlediyicijiuhuiyoudierci,yihouzheixiaowulaijiuhuixianggoupigaoyaoyiyangshuaiyeshuaibudiao,chedilaishangwomenjiale!”

tangmanlifangxialecaidao,“aiya,laoye,bieyikouyigexiaowulaixiaowulaidejiaozhe,renjiayoumingzi,tajiaojiangfeng!”

“erqie,tayebushiwulai,wokantahaishigehenyoupinweidefuerdaini,hewomenjiayinggaishimendanghuduicaishi!”

yejiansenzuijiaoyichou,“shenme?fuerdai,youpinwei,nishicongnakanchulaide?”

tangmanlimole**kou,jixushuodao:“birushuoa,woxiongqiandezheikuaihuoshanzhidun,tayiyanjiukanchulaile,haiyouwoshenshangdeziluolanxiangshui,neikeshifeichangxiaozhongfeichangangguide,quanjinlingdoumeijigerenlejie,jieguotayezhidao……”

“zheibushiyoupinwei,zheishishenme?”

“haiyoua,tashuo,zhidaozheixie,doushiyinweitamamajingchangdaitachuqu,canjiaguitaitaimingyuanmendejuhui,errumurande,nixianga,pingshijiunengjiandaozheimeduomingguideshechipin,haiyoudingjixiangshui,zheibushifuerdai,youshishenme?”

shuodaozheili,tangmanlilianshangneijiaoyigemeizizi。

nvrenma,zuixihuandejiushibeibierenjirenke,jixinshang,youqizheifanhuahaishicongnanrenkouzhongshuochulaide。

“笨蛋!”

jiuzaitazhengmeideshihou,yejiansenyishenghechi。

“zheixieziliao,tabuhuishangwangchama?xianzaiwangluozheimefada,zaixiaozhongdongxidouhuiyouxiangxijieshao!”

“erqie,tahelingerrenshizheimejiule,shuobudinga,shitapingshizaihelingerliaotiandeshihou,wuyizhong,lingerjiubawomenjiadeqingkuangquanjijiaodaile!”

shuodaozheili,yejiansenwuzhexiongkou,xianranshiqidebuxing。

“ai……nvren,jiushihaopian!renjiajijutianyanmiyuyikua,likejiuyuntouzhuanxiangle!”

“lingerzhenbukuishiniqinshenga,nimenlianga,yigebatalingdaolejiamenkou,yigeyoujiaohuidaojialichifan,nimenshiyaoqisiwoa!”

jingzheimeyishuo,tangmanliyekaishifanyingguolaile。

“hao,haoxiangshizheimehuishia……wodemaya,wogaibuhuishibeineixiaozijipianleba?aiya,douguaini,meishijiaotalaijialiganshenmeya?kuiwogangcaihaigentaliaodeneimekaixin!”

yejiansenjieshidao:“wotingshuolingertannanpengyoule,genjulingergaosuwo,tamenjiaowangshihoudezhongzhongxinxi,wofenxi,zheixiaozikendingshigejianghupianzi!”

“danlingerneiyatouniyezhidao,tianzhendanchun,xiandeyoushen,suoyi,wozheicairanglingerbatajiaoshangmen,haodangmianchaichuan,ranglingerkanqingchutadezhenmianmu!”

“nidaohao,wojiegedianhuadegongfu,zhijieyinlangrushile!”yejiansenmeihaoqidao。

tangmanlishigejiatingzhufu,nayoushenmezhuyia,tingdaozhei,xinlijiugenghuangle。

“nei,neixianzaizenmebana,wofandoukaishizuole,xianzaibarenganchuqu,butaihaoba,qibushiranglinjukanxiaohuale?”

yejiansenshigeshengyiren,zuikanzhongmianzile。

tahenjiujie,mianbujiroumingxiankandaochoudongleyixia。

“只有这一次啊!”

“chiwanfan,jiuzhaogejiekourangtagundan!”

“yihouwozaiyebuxiangjiandaota!”