好美！
liaoshayanle，yanshenchichidewangzheneidoudongdebeiying。
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咕咚！
taganbaozheng，zheishitazheibeizijianguodezuimeidenvren。
bineixieyingmushangdemingxinghaiyaomei。
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“你、”
suxinranliansetieqing，xianxideshouzhangjinjinwozhequantou，“jinisanfenzhong！”
“sanfenzhongnagou，wodoushisanshifenzhongqibu，lianxuqicibujianduande！”
liaoxieedeshengyinzaisuxinrandeerbianxiangqi，yishuangxianzhushouyijingchuxianzaisuxinranyaojian。
“啊！”
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zheishitadiyicibeiyigenanrenzheimejinjulilouzhe。
而且，
zheigenanrenhaichizheshenzi，neishuangxieedeyanjing，zhengdingzhelifudekongdangchusaomiao。
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“e！”liaoyeshiyanleqi，nanrenbuxing，shimeiyoudiqishuohuade。
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shuowan，suxinranjingzhiduizhemenwaizoulechuqu。
“你......”
liaoliansetieqing，lijigekongquwujiangyifuchuanzaishenshang，genleshangqu。
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liaocaibuquguancengjingdeshiqing，
现在他叫李敖，
一个敢傲的人。
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“啥价？”
李敖一脸迷惑。
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“ni......”suxinranqidelianjiafeihong，zhenggerendouzaizhandou。
“不可理喻！”
“龌龊！”
“渣男！”
“废物！”
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