第5章 直播

哐!

menyoubeizhongxinxunsuguanshang,waimianchuanlailelinyouyounanyanxiunan、gangadeshengyin。

“duibuqi!duibuqi!wobushiguyidezhouyige。”

“siyatou,guanmennengbunengqingdian,shuoleduoshaobianle!”

cewuwushenbeichaoxing,dunshiyishengnuchi。

linyouyoubeikaozheyushimen,xiongkouqifubudingdichuanxizhe,tingdaolewushendehuayuanbenhongpupudeliandangengshihongdefatang。

真是羞死了!

tahenbudezhaodedifengzuanjinqu,zijizenmejiubuqiaomenjiujinquni?

qishizheiyebunengguaita,zhuyaoshijialidiyicizhujinwairen,yiwanganzhaozheigedianwushenhelinlaotoudoushuile,tagenbenjiumeiyishidaozheigewenti。

“天呐,天呐!”

taziyanziyudiwuzhulelian,suihouyiliuxiaopaohuilefangjian,pengdeyishengguanshanglemen。

tangzaichuangshang,linyouyouyongbeizimengzhetou,naohaizhongmanshigangcaikandaodeqingxing。

budebushuo,chucicuitizhihoudezhouyishencaiqueshihenhao。

xiantiaoliuchang,lunkuofenming。

dengdaolinyouyouyishidaozijizaixiangshenmedeshihou,zheixiagancuilianhongdaoleerduogenzi。

“啊啊啊啊!”

taxiufendiyongjiaodengzhebeizi。

ercishiyushi,zhouyidaoshihuifulezhengchang,bijingxiulianqiannian,zheidiandingxingtahaishiyoude。

xiwancagan,shangchuangshuijue。

翌日。

zhouyiqilegedazao,yikaimenzhenghaozhuangjianzhunbeichulaidelinyouyou。

houzheyijiandaozhouyi,shuadeyixialianhonglegetongtou,pengdeyishengyoubafangmenguanshangle。

zhouyijianzhuangmomingqimiaodinaolenaotou,ranhouqishenxialelou。

wushenyinweiyaoshangbanhenzaobianchuqule,sheiliaolinlaotouqidegengzao,yanxiayijingkaileyiguandemen,zaijutaihoumianzuozhe。

zhouyiyegenzhezuoleguoqu,bijingzijixianzaishiyiguanhuoji,zonghaishiyaozuoshiqingde。

danzheiyizuo,jiushiyishangwu。

yishangwubieshuolaiwenzhende,jiushiliangewenludedoumeiyou。

“ai!xianzaizhongyirijianshiwei,kanbingdouqudayiyuanle,yougetoutengganmaoderenjiaquxiyaofangnaliangheyaozijiyejiuhaole,rizinanguoyou。”

linlaozisihuyijingxiguanle,weiweitanzheqishuodao:“nixianqumangnideba,mashangdaofandianle,yishibanhuigujiyebuhuiyourenlaile。”

中医式微。

zheiyidianzhouyicongjiyizhongyijingdezhi,yanxiatakanlekanwaimian,zhishiyaoleyaotou,shenmeyemeishuobianzoule。

慢慢来吧。

daoleloushang,jianlinyouyoudemenxuyanzhe,zhouyiqiaoleqiaomen,ranhoudenglepiankecaizoulejinqu。

fangjiannei,linyouyouzhengduizhediannaoshuozheshenme,zhouyixinqidao:“zheishizaizuoshenme?”

linyouyousihuhaizaixiangzuowandeshiqing,hongzheliandao:“zheigeshizhibo,jiushiwangluoshanggenrenshipinliaotian,wopingshizhoumomeishidouhuiboyihui。”

linyouyouzhidaozhouyiyizhizaixiangxiadaizhe,jianduifangbuzhidaobingmeiyoubiyi,fandaoshinaixinjieshizhe。

linyouyouzhibojianneiguankanrenshubuduo,danyeyoujiqianren。

cishijiandaotabeihouyougemoshengnanren,dunshifaqiledanmu。

“**!youyounigaibuhui……”

“woditianna,womengzhongnvshenfangjianjingranchulebiedenanren,wobuhuole。”

“quguanquguan,yanzhinvshenbunengyouduixiang。”

“xiongdimenwojieshoubule,wodasuanfanshoujubaoyibo。”

“zheirensheia,jigezhenglianrangxiongdimenkankan。”

linyouyouyikanliangenghongle,ganjinjieshidao:“zheishiwoyuanfangbiaoge,nimenbuyaoxiacai,zaishuolebenlaidajiajiushitingwochangchangge,nimenyaoshiyouwochuodexiangfaxianzaijiukeyiquguanle。”

zhouyijianzhuangbaishoudao:“neinixianmang,wojiubudaraonile。”

“别别别!”

linyouyouganjinjiangqilazhu,“fanzhengniyelaile,peiwoyiqiboyihuima,zhenghaonihuiwushu,gentamenjiangjiangnikelihaile!”

zhouyitinghoukuxiaobude,dantayexiangduolejieyixiaxinxianshiwu,suijidiantoudao:“neiwokebululiana,zheigeyaoxianshuohao。”

“没问题。”

linyouyouganjinpaohuidiannaocaozuoqilai,zheishihoudanmuyourenfawen:“zhuboshidaxueshengba?xueshenmezhuanyede?”

“woshixuezhongyide,wojiajiukaileyijiazhongyiguan,buguonimenyezhidao,xianzaimeiduoshaorenlaikanzhongyile,suoyibutaijingqi。”

linyouyouyibianshuozhe,yibianjiangzhouyiladaolepangbianzuoxia。

danmuyitingshixuezhongyide,dunshilele。

“zheiniantouhaiyourenxuezhongyia?neibudoushihunongrendema?”

“loushangdeyebiezheimeshuo,laozuzongliuxialaidedongxi,haishiyoudiandaolide。”

“yougepidedaoli,neidoushiyiqianluohou,xianzaisheikanbingquzhongyi,niquma?”

“jiushi,zenmebushuohuale?”

“zhenghaozheiliangtianwoyoudianbushufuhaimeilaidejikan,zheiyangwogennimendagedu,zhuboyaoshixianzainengkanchuwoshenmebingyin,wolimashuayifahuojian!”

meixiangdaodanmujingranyinweizheishichaoqilaile,linyouyouganjinquanzu:“zhongyixiyigeyouqianqiu,dajiabuyongzhenglunle。”

zhiyuzuihouneiweishuiyoushuodehua,tazhinengxiaoxiaodangzuomeikanjianle。

zhongyijiangjiuwangwenwenqie,wangshiguanqise;wenshitingshengxi;wenshizhizhengzhuang;qieshizhimaixiang,hechengsizhen。

jinshishipindehua,sizhenyouliangzhenbunengyong,zheizenmekanbingyin?

“什么是火箭?”

zhouyixiaoshengwenleju,linyouyoulimanaixindejieshileyibian。

tingwanhou,zhouyidunshixiaoleqilai:“keyi,zheigeduwojie。”

ciyanyichu,danmudunshizhale。

“真的?”

“**pangbianzheiweixiaogeniua!zhenganjiele?”

“shuledehuaqibupapadalian,wojiuaichizheizhonggua!”

“ganjinshipinlianxian,ganjinde!”

“zuodengkanhaoxi,nimazhibokanbing,zheixiayoudianyisile。”

linyouyouyijiandanmudunshijile,danshiyankanhuoyijinggongqilaile,yuanbenxiangyaoquanzuzhouyidehuayeshuobuchukoule。

wunaizhixia,tazhihaobangmanglianshangleshipin,zijizeshixiaoxinyiyidizhandaolezhouyideshenhou,weimiandaraodaota。

zhouyidebenshitashijianguode,danshizhibonengkanbing,tazijiyeyoudianbutaixiangxin。

视频很快连上。

huamianzhong,shiyigetoufawuzaodeqingnian,tamianbufuzhong、yankuangfahei,jiulianzuichundouyinyinfanbai,kanshangqujingshenhenshibujia。

jinjinyiyan,zhouyihaimeidengduifangkaikou,jiuzhijieshuodao:“yangshuaitixu,zhangqirucikebuxing。xieyangzhihougengshiyaozhuyi,bunengzhijielengshuichongliang,fouzejiuhuiranshanghanzheng。”

danmu:“budongjiuwen,shenmejiaoxieyang?”

“hahaha**,xieyangnibuzhidao,zuchuanlaoshouyinijingranzhuangbuzhidao?”

“shentemexieyang,diyicitingdaoyourenguanzhenxianhuojiaozheige。”

“zhuborangnichongwanbieyonglengshuixizao,zhidaobu?”

“hahaha,zheizhuboyoudianyisi,woguanzhule!”

tingdaozheihua,neinanzipadeyixiaguandiaoleshipin。

meiguoyihui,yitiaozhibodongtaifalechulai。

yonghu【yitianbuchongjiunanshou】dashanglezhubochaojihuojianyimei!