第二章鬼上货!
zhangdongchengmuguangluozailaopoposhenshang，tajidelaopoposhuoguo，tashengqianshizuoxiangcunyishengde，yinggaizhidaoyixiejijiudefaziba？
laopoposhangqianyikan，huitoujimangshuodao：“yingyangxingpinxuehunque，kuaidadianhuajiaojijiuche，rangtapingtang，qiarenzhongxuerangtaxinglai，zaidaoyibeitangshuirangtahexiabuchongnengliang。”
“laobanniang，kuaijiaojiuhuche。”zhangdongchengtuileyixiaheshadelaobanniang，shuodao。
laobanniangcongmangbodalejijiudianhua，zhangdongchengzeanzhaolaopopodejiaodai，ranglaozhepingtang，qiazhurenzhongxue，guoleyihuier，laoyezixinglaile，danhaishixuruobukan。
“kuaiqudaoyibeitangshuilai！”zhangdongchenghelaobanniangshuodao，laobanniangxunsudiqudaoshuile。
laobanniangduanlaitangshui，zhangdongchengfuzhelaozhe，rangtajiangyibeitangshuihexiale。
buyihuier，jiuhuchegandaole，jigehushitaizhelaozhe，shanglejiuhuche，erhouquleyiyuan。
“meishile，meishile，dajiadougouwuba！”zhangdongchengjiandajiadouhaimeiyousanqu，jiuqusanleyixia。
dahuoerzheicaixiangjiqugouwule。
laobanniangdengzheyiyanzhangdongcheng，shuodao：“kanzainijiurendefenshang，jintiandeshiwojiubuhenijijiaole。”
“谢谢老板娘！”
zhangdongchengdaoxiedehuahaimeishuohua，laobanniangyouquneibianmangliule。
zhangdongchengyebugandaiman，miandeyihuieryouyaofahuole。
yewanshidianzuoyou，dianliyijingmeiyougukele。
“zhangdongcheng，wanfanxiangchishenme，woqingke！”jintiandeshouruhenbucuo，laobannianglianshangdaizhexiexudexiaoyi。
“bule，xiabanlewozaichiba！laobanniang，wohaiyoujianshiyaoqiunin。”
“什么事儿？”
“mingtianwoxiangxiujiayitian......”
“shenme，niyouyaoxiujia，nibawozheilidangfuliyuanle，xiujiashiba，keyi，jintiandedaohuoniganzaishierdianwoxiabanzhiqianbaifangzhengqi，jiluhuodanjiwo，mingtiannijiukeyixiuxile。”laobanniangshuowan，jiujiangshouyintaidebaoxianjushangsuo，ranhouquchiwanfanle。
zhangdongchengyiranjichanglulu，pingchangbutaimangdeshihou，wanfandoushijiudianzuoyouchi，jinwanrenduo，zhangdongchengyouzaimangzheshanghuo，yincituodaozheigedianle，liangrendouhaimeiyouchifan。
zhangdongchengwangzhejiaoluozhongyidaduidehuowu，quanbubaiwan，gujidemangdaosansidianba，tadelianshangdoushichourong，zhengzaizheigeshihou，yigeguniangshuohuale：“xuyaobangmangma？”
zhangdongchenghuitou，jianzheigegunianghenmosheng，buguohelaopopozhanzaiyiqi，yinggaishilaopopodeshurenba，jiuyingdao：“nihuima？”
“dangranhuila，kanwode。”
yijianyijiandedongxi，juranfeiguolai，fangzaileyinggaishanghuodeweizhi，huojiashangdebi，yezaihuowujiluceshangshuashuashuadexieqilaile。
zhangdongchengjiankuang，xunsupaoguoqujiangshexiangtouguanle，youjianggangcaideluxiangjishanchule。
yihuiergongfu，suoyouhuowubaifangzhengqi，zhangdongchengnazhebijibenduibi，juranmeiyouyijianfangcuoweizhide。
zhangdongchenghuitou，neigunianghelaopopodouyijingbuzaile。
zhangdongchengdakaileshexiangtou，ranhouhuidaojiaoluozhong，jiangneixiehuowudewaibaozhuangdoushoushile。
zheishi，laobannianghuilaile。
laobanniangjianzhangdongchengbanxiaoshizhineiwanchengledaliangderenwu，yiliandechayi：“ni......nishizenmezuodaodeni？”
“yongqinlaodeshuangshouzuodaodea，womingtiankeyixiujialema？”zhangdongchengjimangwendao。
“en，keyile，wotilesuanlafen，guolaiyiqichiba。”
“bule，woxiabandeshijiandaole，wohuijiachiba。”
“看你呗！”
zhangdongchenghuanlegongzuofu，momodilikaile。
laobanniangquezhuazhetou，“tashizenmezuodaodeni？”
laobanniangdakaileluxiang，zixidekanleqilai。
wanshang，zhangdongchengzuozaicanzhuoqianchiguofan，tahuitoupieleyiyanqiangjiao，shuodao：“popo，niguolaiba，shuoshuonimenjialideqingkuang，mingtianwojiuquchuli！”
“zhendema，haizi，niqingjiale？”
“恩，快说吧！”
“shiqingyaocongshiliunianqianshuoqi......”
shiliunianqian，laopopoerxifuyinbingshishi，liuxialiangsuidadehaiziliwenxuan。
houyinian，liwenxuandefuqinzuzhileyigexindejiating，laopoporangtabanchuqule，yifangzhuzaiyiqifashengshenmekoujiao。
laopopozhiciyuliwenxuanxiangyiweiming。
zaihouyinian，laopopojuedeshentibushi，yushiquyiyuanjiancha，jieguodezhizijideleweiai，laopopoqiaoqiaodiyinmanlezheijianshi，yikaozhechiyao，hebingmozhandouleshisannian。
qianbujiutazuolejiancha，aixibaoyijingzhuanyiquanshen，suizhierlaide，jiushitanhuan，wobingsansigeyue，ranhousiwang。
laopopoweilebujiersunshijiayali，yincixuanzeletiaoyazisha。
laopoposihou，liwenxuanfaxiannainaideyaopingzi，caidezhiqideleaizheng，tajuedezheishifuqinzuzhixinjia，paoqitahenainai，daozhinainaiwuqiankanbing，zheicaixuanzeletiaoyazisha。
yuanbenjiudaizhechengjiandeliwenxuan，yincihefuqinfanmuchengchou。
“zhangdongcheng，laofujiuqiuninshuofuwenxuan，renletababa，tababashizhendebuzhidaowoshengbingzheijianshi，yuanbudeta，quantafangqilijiachuzou，huixuexiaohaohaoshangxue，jianglaizuogeyouyongdeqingnian。”laopoposhuozhe，shuozhe，youshiyibayibademozheganhe，shenxiandeyanjing。
zhangdongchengdezhizhenxiang，ranhoucaishuixiale。
diertian，zhangdongchengyizaodeqichuang，dachequleyuanfangdetaxiang。
liwenxuanjiazhuyizuoxiaozhenzi，zheigezhenzibuda，danquerenjiediling，niaoyuhuaxiang，liangpaisancenggaodeloufang，jingranyouxu。
zaizhenzixikou，yihurenjiazhengzaicaobansangshi，danhebierenjiayousuobutong，yimingnianyuesishilaisuidenanzi，daizheqier，guizaimalubianshang，luguozhiren，jiezhizhidiandian，ouerhaihuiyourenchaozhetamentuyikoutuomo。
zhongnianhanzidizhetou，yiyanbufa。
neitang，yimingnianyueshibasuidexiaohuozi，shuangxiguidi，zhenggerenkanqilaiyijingmianbufanbai，chuanzhelatadeyifu，zaiyemeiyoushaoniandechaoqi，yanshenzhongquechongmanlechouhen。
zhangdongchengjinlaile，talaidaolingtang，dianshangyizhuxiang，guidi，koubai。
xiaohuozigenzhekoushouhuili。
shangwanxiang，zhangdongchengziguzidezhaolegejiaoluo，dunxialai，hezhurenyiqishouling，yinweizheitianjuxingzhuidaohui，renyuanhenza，zhangdongchengbingmeiyoujizhebanshier。
dagaixiawusandianzuoyou，qianlaizhuidaozhiren，yeyisanqu，zhenggewuzi，zhishengxiaxiaohuoziheyiminglinjulaoye，wuwai，zhongnianhanziyijiuguidibuqi，yizhengtianle，tamenyijiadaxiao，dishuiweijin，danyijiuguidezhitingtingde，bugannuodongfenhao。
xiaohuozifaxianlezhangdongcheng，zhoumeiwendao：“nishi？”
zhangdongchengkaoqian，shuodao：“woshitininnainaichuanhualaide！”