shuohuajian,loutishangzouxialaiyigexizhuanggelv,mianrongkebodezhongnianren。
zheirenjiaoxiajiancheng,shixialiudebiaoshu。
xiajianchengrenhaimeixialai,youhanyiju:“gangcailouxiachaochaonaonao,ganshenmeni?”
“刚才……”
xiachengzhizhiwuwu,buzhigairuhehuida。
“jianchengshu,gangcaiyouqunrenchaozheyaokanbing,rangwoganchuqule。”
cishi,xialiumeitouyitiao,salegehuang。
zheiweibiaoshupingshigenzijiaguanxibusuanhao,weirenyejiweikebo,difangdeshiqingduanranbunenggaosuta。
xiajianchengkandaoxialiu,lenglexiacaixiaodao:“yo,xialiunihuilaile?”
“wohaiyiwei,nizheishiyaozhuzaiguowai,buzhunbeiguanniyeyele。”
xialiuxinzhongjiweibushufu,lenglenghuiying:“woyeyebawodaida,wozenmehuibuguanwoyeye?”
“wozheijiushangqukankanyeye。”
shuozhe,tashunzheloutiwangshangzou。
xiajianchengshanshanyixiao,kuaibugenshanglai,dishengshuo:“xialiua,niyeyebutaixingle,youxiehuayaoshuoqingchu。”
“shangciniyeyeshuoyaojiniquxifu,congwozheinalewushiwan,nikanzenmehai?”
“chenniyeyehaiyoukouqi,zheishinikedewenmingbai。”
又是借钱娶媳妇?
xialiuyanzhongmanshiyihuo,meitouyizhouzaizhou。
“jianchengshu,nizenmeshuohuade,woyeyehuimeishide。”
xiajianchengjianxialiuliansebudui,zeleyisheng:“shenglaobingsinidekankai,jieqianhaiqian,zheishiyebunengmahu。”
“buguonifangxin,woqinglemingyilaijiniyeyekanbing,jiuzaishangtou。”
“qingyishengwoyehualehaojiqian,zheiqiansuanshujienide,huitouyibinghaijiwo……”
tahaizaitaotao,xialiutingbuxiaqu,jidabuzoushangerlou。
laidaoerlouhou,tazhuanshenlaidaoyijianwuziqian,zhunbeituimenerru。
kecishi,yigeshenchuanbaidaguadeyisheng,qiaqiaochulai,liangrenzhuanglegemanhuai。
“哎呦!”
neibaidaguayishengmanlianfennu,dangjituileyibaxialiu。
“nizheixiaoziyanjingzhang**shangle,kanbudaoren?”
xialiuzhideyaxianuhuo,dishengdaoqian:“duibuqiyisheng,woxiangkankanwoyeye。”
“yuanlai,nishineilaotoudesunzi。”
baidaguayishengyiting,manlianbunaihuihuishou:“niyeyeshinaoliu,meidezhi,ganjinjinqukankanba!”
“duile,jilaotouzhunbeimudi,huobuyihuier,gujixiawujiudeyanqi!”
xialiumiansedanu,yibatuikaita,gaoshengnuhe:“nizheishuodeshirenhuama?”
“woyeyebingdezenmeyang,wohuizijiqukan,hailunbudaonizaizheishuosandaosi。”
shuowan,tatuikaimen,dabuzoulejinqu。
baidaguayishengmanlianjinge,suihouluchunuse,“zheigoudongxi,ni……”
tazhengxiangzhizhebijiankaima,xiajianchengyijingzouleguolai,ganjinlanzhuta。
“wangyishengninxiaoxiaoqi,wodazhizixueguoliangnianyishu,huidiandongxi。”
“nianqingrenma,nianqingqisheng,yougentayeyeganqingshen,kendingjieshoubulede。”
wangyishenglenghengyisheng:“shenmenianqingqisheng,jiushibuzhitiangaodihou。”
“zheigoudongxishangguoliangnianxue,jiuganzhiyiwodeyishu?”
“wokeshishiyiyuandenaokezhuanjia,zhenggehangchengshiwodoushixiangdangdangdeminghao!”
“jintianwobahualiaozheili,neilaotouzihuobuguoliangxiaoshi,dengxiajiudewandan!”
shuozhe,tayangqitou,manlianaoqi。
“pei!nicaixiawujiusi!nizoukai!”
zheishi,xiachengyezouleshanglai,tahenhentuikaiwangyisheng,yezoulejinqu。
“ai!zheiliangxiaotuzaizi,zenme……”
wangyishengqidelianjiatonghong,youxiangzhirenkaima。
xiajianchengganmanglanzhuta,peixiaodao:“wangyishengbieshengqi,liangxiaogouzaizibuzhihaodai,wodengxiajinqumatamen!”
suihou,taganjintuimenerru,gaoshenghedao:“xialiu!xiacheng!niliang……”
“tamade,nijiwobizui!”
xiajianchenghuaweichukou,beixialiuyijudihouduihuiqu。
zhijianxialiushuangyantonghong,yiziyijudao:“wozhengzaijiwoyeyezhibing,yaoshiyinweinimendaraoerdanwulebingqing,worangnimenpeizang!”
xialiuxiangshishoushangdegulang,shuangyanzhongdaizheliqi!
xiajianchengheleyitiao,suosuobozi,buganzaishuohua。
wangyishengyizhemenkuangpieleyiyan,lengxiaodao:“xiaoduzidongxi,haizhenyiweizijishishenmemingyi?”
“gaosuni,niyeyedenaoliu,sheiyezhibule!”
“fangpi!niyejiwobizui!”
xialiuhenhengualetayiyan,lengshengdao:“woyeyezheigenbenbushinaoliu!”
“nizheiyongyi,jiuhuihairen!”
“你……”
wangyishengtaiqishou,nujifanxiao:“hao!wodaoyaokankan,nizheigesanjiaomaonengzuochushenmehualai!”
“bushinaoliu,nidaoshizhia!”
xialiubuzaidalita,zhuantoukanxiangbingchuang。
bingchuangzhishang,tangzheyigeliushiduosuidelaoren,xufajiebai,mianseshabai,huxijiweihuanman。
ruobuzixikan,haiyiweishigesiren。
zheijiushixialiudeyeye,xiayuntian。
xialiushenshoudamai,zhenduanpianke,younaqijizhangcttuzixiguankan。
tameitoujincu,dishengninan:“yeyezheishixinzangyouwenti,xueguandusaidaozhideliuxueguoman,andaolishuo,toububuhuiyouwenti。”
wangyishengceertinghou,lenglengyixiao:“haixinzangyouwenti,shenmeyebudong!laji!”
jiezhe,xialiushenshoumolemoxiayuntiandehounao,liansezhoubian。
“yeyehounaoaoxian,haiyoushangkou,shibeirendaguo?!”
“xinjigengsai,haibeidachunaoyixue,shuangbingqifa,zheicaishengmingchuiwei!”
tingdaozheihua,wangyishengmianseweibian,yanshenshanshuoliangxia,“tashuode,haoxiangyoudiandaoli……”
“budui,kendingshitawuzhenhushuo,naobuctdeyinyingyidingshinaoliu,wobukenengkancuode!”
ercishi,xialiuyijingkaishiyizhi。
tashenshouyifan,zaibeibaolinachuyibaoyinzhen,jifengliuying,charuxiayuntiandexiongtanghetouding。
“银针?中医?”
wangyishenglveweijingyi,suihoumianlubuxiexiaorong:“wohaiyiweitayoushenmebenshi,yuanlaijiushigeshazi!”
“zhongsuozhouzhi,zhongyijiubulezheizhongjibing!”
“heihei,neilaotouzheiyangbeitazheteng,sidegengkuai!”
xialiuquechongerbuwen,fanshouyoucongbeibaolinachugexiaoyaoxiang。
tadakaiyaoxiang,nachujikeyao,shenshouyidianxiayuntiandebozi,jiangyaosongdaoxiayuntianzuili。
suihouyipai,xiayuntianlikejiangyaotunlexiaqu。
cishi,xialiucaicacaetouhanshui,zhangshuyikouqi。
“xiaotuzaizi,nijiuzheiliangxiazi?jianzhirangrenxiaodiaodaya!”
wangyishengmanlianxixue,yaotouchaoxiao。
xialiuzhuantoukanxiangta,zuijiaogouqiyimoqingxiao。
tayebufanbo,zhishishenchusangenshouzhi,kaishidaoshu。
“三!”
“二!”
“一……”
huayinweiluo,tabeihouxiangqiyizhenkesousheng。
“咳咳咳!”
zhijian,xiayuntianyouyouzhuanxing,dishengninan:“wozheishizenmele?”
“啊!”
wangyishengmudengkoudai,manlianbukezhixin,dahandao:“zenmehuishi,jiuzheiliangxiajizhihaole?”
“si!zheixiaozidaodiyongdeshenmebanfa?!”
xialiumiyankanxiangta,shenxiaodao:“niyigeyongyi,wojiusuangaosuni,niyetingbudong!”
wangyishengliansezhanghong,xiangyaomarenqueyoudiqibuzu,zhinengxingxingshoushou。
“xiamaopengshangsihaozi!”
haobanxianghou,tacaibiechuzheimeyiju,ranhouqichongchongzhuanshenliqu。
“xialiu,jidewenniyeyeqiandeshi。”
xiajianchengjianci,ganmangdingzhuyiju,zhuanshenyezhuishangqu。
songzouzheiliangwenshen,xialiuansongleyikouqi,gangxiangzhuanshenwenyeyedaodizenmehuishi。
kejiuzaicishi,louxiaquehuranchuanlaiyishenghema。
“xiayuntian,nizheigelaodongxi,jiwogunchulai!”