第1章
zhongnanshandeyichudaoguanzhong。
yimingshenzitingba，zhangxiangshuaiqidexiaodaoshizhengbonongzhemianqiandezhiboshebei。
小道士名叫叶澄。
naishizheizhengyiguanguanzhudeguanmendizi。
guanzhuzhangmeidaorenwaichuyunyou，zhengzhengsangeduoyuedoulianxibushang。
yechengyibianyouxinshifu，yibianweilepinjideqianbaodiankaimaoya，kaiqilejintiandezhibo。
“xiwangjintiannengyoushengyi，buranlaozijiuzhendeyaochitule。”
tashifuyunyou，daizouleguanlisuoyijixu，jiashangdaoguanlijihumeiyouxianghuo，shenghuokeweijiannan。
diankaizhibo，jinruzhibohuamian。
buduoshi，jiululuxuxujinlaileyixieshuiyou。
“zhibosuanming?heihei，zheizhibojianyoudianyisia。”
“xianzaidepianzikezhenshiyushijujina，pianqiandehuayangyuelaiyueduole。”
“**，daomenshensuan，buzhunbuyaoqian?zheipianzidekouqikezhenda。”
jinruzhibojiandeshuiyoufenfenfalaidanmu。
danjihudoushidiaokanyechengde。
renweitajiushiyigepianzi。
kandaozheixiedanmuyihou，yechengdaoyebushengqi。
zhibojianjintianyouliuliangshihaoshi，suoyitareqingdejishuiyoumendaqilezhaohu。
“dajiahaoa，woshizhongnanshanzhengyiguandedaoshiyecheng，nimenkeyijiaowoyechengdaozhang。”
“daozhang，suanyiguaduoshaoqian?”
pingmushang，chuxianleshuiyoudedanmu。
“一发火箭一卦!”
yechengyibenzhengjingdegaosushuiyouzijisuanguadejiage。
“**!zhubonigancuiquqianghaole，yifahuojianhuanchengruanmeibizuzuyou1000kuaile，nizheishishenmegua，nengzhi1000kuai?”
“zhubokezhenshishizidakaikoua，buguowohenhaoqi，huibuhuiyouyuandatoushangdang。”
“lipu，zheizhubojianzhijiushilipu，renjiatianqiaoxianeixiebaitanersuanguadelaoyeye，yiguacaishijikuaiqian。zhubojingranyao1000kuai。”
shuiyoumenyitingyechengsuanguadejiage，dangshijiuzhenjingle。
fenfenqizuibashedeshengtaoqilai。
zhishiyechengyijiumeishuoshenme。
shenweidaojiazhiren，tashenzhi，suanguanaidaopotianjizhishi，bushiyouyuanren，jiusuanjiqiantayebuhuisuande。
yucitongshi，rongchengshizhongxinyizuoguangxianlianglidejiajixieziloudangzhong。
zhoutianzhengwozheshouji，qiaozheerlangtui，yifukanxidemoyang。
tanaishizheizuoxieziloudelaoban，shenjiachaoguo10geyidedafuhao。
zairongchengyesuanshishangjiezhongheheyoumingderenwule。
“zhibosuanming？youdianeryisi，wodaoyaokankanzheizhuboshiyouzhenbenshi，haishineizhongpianrenqiancai，borenyanqiudewuliangzhubo。”
zhoutianlianshangluchuyimodandandexiaoyi，xuanjidianjileyixiashouji。
jinjiezheyechengdezhibojianli，bianchuxianlexitongtishi：ganxieyonghu“xiaotianzisongchuhuojian1”!
huojianganggangsongchu，pingmushangbianlimapiaoqileshuiyoumendedanmu。
“**，haizhenyoushazishangdang，jizheipianzishuahuojianna?”
“buzhidaoshinaweirenxiongzheimexiangbukai，yaobunibaqianjiwoba，nixiangtingshenme,wojiujinishuoshenme,baozhengshuodeshushufufude。”
“haha......woxiaole，shuahuojianneigeshuiyou，shibushinaodaibeimenjile?”
shuiyoumendedanmuhenkuaijiuzhanlinglezhenggepingmu。
eryechengqueshikaixinbuyi。
“burongyia，kaizhibosantianle，zongsuanshilaidiyidanshengyileya。”
zhenglezhenglianse，yechengduizheshexiangtouwendao：“buzhizheiweijiao‘xiaotianzi’deshuiyounixiangsuanshenme?”
“zhubozenmesuanming?shikanshouxianghaishibaoshengchenbazia?”
周天发出一条弹慕。
“doukeyi，danzuihaohaishifageshipinlianjie，wokankannidemianxiang，zheiyangsuandebijiaozhun!”
yechenglianmangjieshileyiju，suijixiangzhoutianfalaiyitiaoshipinlianjie。
zhoutiandianjilianjie，ranhoutajiuchuxianzailezhibojianli。
“buzhishizhuxiangyaosuanshenme?”
jianyechengshentaiziruo，sihuxiangshiyouzhenbenshiyiyang。
“haha，yaobuzhubojiubangwosuansuanguoqu，zhiyaonishuozhunlewodemingzi，nianling，shizuoshenmede，wodaihuierjiuzaijinidashanglianggehuojian!”
tingwanzhoutiandehua，yechenglianmangzixikanlekanduifangdemianxiang，erhouqiazhikaishituisuan。
“nijiaozhoutian，jinniansishiwusui，shizuofangdichanshengyide，jialiyouyigelaomuqin，fuqinqunianguoshide，nishijiazhonglaoda，**haiyouliangge**，muqianmeiyoujiehun，danshiqueyouyigexiaoshibasuidenvpengyou。woshuodemeicuoba?”
“heihei，zhuboyaoshinijiuzhinengsuanchuzheixiedehua，wojuedeniyebuzadi。bijingwozhoutianzenmeshuoyesuanshirongchengxiangdangdangderenwu，zheixiexinxiwangshangqingyijiunengchadao。”
duiyuyechengshuochudezheixiexinxi，zhoutianyagenjiumeifangzaixinshang。
bijingzijimingshengzaiwai，zhidaozijizheixiexinxiderentaiduole，henrongyijiunengshuodeqingqingchuchu。
cikezhibojianli，dangyechengshuochuzhoutiandejibenxinxiyihou，pingmushanglimapiaochuwushudanmu。
“**，zhoutian?zhoushijituanzongcai?woshuotazenmeneimeyanshuni，yuanlaishizanmenrongchengdefengyunrenwua!”
“zhoulaobandedamingsheimeitingguo，neikeshizanmenrongchengdenashuidahu。”
“zhubonizheisuanmingbenshiyebuzadia，zhoulaobandezheixiexinxizanmenrongchengderenjibendouzhidao。jiusuanshiwoyenengshuodebajiubuli。”
zhoutiankandaozheixiedanmuzhihou，xiaomimideheleyikoucha，xuanjishuodao：“duia，zhubonengshuodianerqitadema?”
yechengjianzhoutianbingbumanyizijisuanchudejieguo，yushidingledingshenshuodao：“neixing，neiwojiushuoshuozheiwangshangchabudaodexiaoxi，zhoushizhuniqietingting，kanwosuandeshibushizhunquewuwu。”
“主播但说无妨!”
“zhoushizhu，woguannimingcaigongyinyinfahei，siyoupocaizhizai，ruguowosuandebucuo，zhoushizhujintianyinggaishiyouyibidashengyiyaotanba?”
yechengcihuayichu，zhoutianlianseweiweiyibian。
tajintiandequeshiyouyigejiazhiwugeyidehetongyaotan。
erqiezhenggegongsishangshangxiaxiajiuzhiyouzijizhidao。
“mofeizheizhubozhendenengqiahuisuan?”
周天心中暗自腹诽。
zheishiyoutingyechengjixushuodao：“zhoushizhu，zheibishengyinizuihaohaishibuyaoqian，yinweiduifangshipianzi。”
“haha......daozhangnikezhenhuihushuobadao，wojintiandequeshiyaoqianyibidahetong，keduifangshigenwohezuoleshiduoniandelaopengyoule，kendingshibuhuipianwode。”
zhoutianyiliandeyideshuodao。
“zhuboyouzaikaishiyibenzhengjingdehushuobadaole!”
“nimenkanba，wojiushuotashigepianziba?”
“ai，zheiniantounayoushenmezhenhuisuanmingdegaorena，doushipianqiande。”
zhibojianli，jiezoubeishuiyoumendaidefeiqi。