第1章 窝囊

niebeichuanzhejiajufu,pingdibuxie,congfangjianlichulaibiankanjianchuyunzuozaishafashang,zhenganjingdefankanzheyibenmingzhu。

zheishita15suishi,yijianqingxindenvshen!

现在,是他的妻子。

chuyunjintianchuanlejianbaisedeleisiduanxiudapeishuixiniuziku。

jingzhipiaoliangdewuguan、youyadetianejing、chuidankepodejifu、wanmeideshencai,chuchendeqizhi,wuyiburangniebeiyanshenyoushen,qingxufangun。

chumudangzhuniebeideshixian,nachucheyaochidichuqu。

“chuzhegenzhuziyiyangganshenme,kuaiquchekulibachezidaochulai。”

chufuchuanzhebaichenshanheixiku,haidalelingdai,jingshendousoudecongxishoujianchulai。

niebeikankanyuefuyijiaren,zaikankanziji,pingjingdeshuodao:“neiwoxianquhuanyitaozhengshidiandeyifu,shengdelaihuipaodanwushijian。”

chufuganjindiantou:“duiduidui,jintiandeqingkeguanxizheyunyunweilaideshiye,womendefuzhuangyidingyaozhengshi,taiduyidingyaozhencheng,zheiyangbanshichenggonglvcaigao。”

chumuxiezheyanjingchaotafanlegebaiyan,congbikonglilenghengchushengdao:“huanshenmehuan,nijiuliuzaixiamiankanchezi,yaochuanshenmezhengshideyifu?shaofeihua,kuaiqukaiche,biedanwulewomenjiadezhengshi。”

chufulianshangdaizhexiaoxinyiyideshuodao:“laopo,yaoburanjiurangniebeiquba?yijiarenchumianyanqingzhangxiaozhang,caixiandeyouchengyima。nver,nishuoni?”

chuyunmianselenglengdefangxiamingzhu,dandandeshuodao:“yaoqunimenqu,woshibuhuiqude。shijinzizainadouhuifaguang。”

chumuhenhendengleyiyanzhangfu,guaitaduoshi,kuaisuzoudaoshafabianzuohao,lazhechuyundeshoujiukaishizuosixianggongzuo。

“nver,nineitaoxiangfazaojiuguoshile,xuexiaolaoshineimeduo,tejijiaoshidemingeneimeshao,nibusonglibuqingkesheikandedaoni?tingmademeicuo,nijiuquzuoyizuo,qitadeshiqingjiaojiwo。”

chumuyibianshuoyibianpinmingchaochufudayanse。

chufuweilebimianwanshanghuilaiguicuoyiban,yezhinenggenzhequandao:“guainver,babazhidaoniyounengli,zheigetejijiaoshideminge,chizaohuiyouniyifen,jiranruci,neiyizaobuyichi。taolimantianxia,bushiniyizhiyilaidemengxiangma?”

chuyunkanzhexinkuweizijichoumoudefumu,zhongjiuhaishitanlekouqi,dandandianlediantou。

buguotayouyuefasanzhang:buhejiu,bupeijiu,daibanxiaoshijiuzou。

mingtianyingyuyouchangzhongyaodemodikaoshi,tahaiyaohuilaizhunbeishijuan。

“xing,doutingnide。”chumumanlianxise。

niebeikaizheche,bayuemuyijiarensongdaoleshiqudeqinghedajiudian。

linxiachedeshihou,chufuyouyudekanleyiyanqizi:“zhenburangniebeiquya?”

chumujifengdekanleyiyanniebei:“tayaoshiqule,daoshihouzhangxiaozhangwen,tazainaligaojiu,nizenmehuida?nandaoyaogaosubieren,ninvxushichiruanfande,zhengtianyoushouhaoxian,lianfengongzuodoumeiyouma?zheirangrenzenmekanwomennver,nishixiangbachujiadeliandoudiuguangma?”

niebeibuxiangyuefuyuemuweizijideshiqingbanzui,ganjinshuodao:“ba,womeishi,nimenkuaishangquba。”

zhenghaotayebutaixihuan,neizhongxujiadeyingchouchangmian,daoshiledezizai。

chumulinzoudeshihou,zaidulengbingbingdejiaodainiebei:“jiuzaichelidaizhe,naerdoubuzhunqu,yaoshiganluanpaozhaobuzheren,wanshangyebuyonghuijiale,qutianqiaodixiaheneixieqigaiyiqiguoba。”

niebeishenqingdekanleyiyanchuyundeqianying,roushengdao:“xiaoyun,nizheimeyouxiu,tejijiaoshideminge,yidinghuishinide。”

chuyunqiaomianhanshuangdekanzheta:“biehanwoxiaoyun,wohenineimeimeshu。”

wanshangbadianzuoyou,niebeijiedaoyuemudedianhua。

“chuyunshoujiluochelile,niganjinsongshanglai,womenzaifuguimantang208baoxiang。nidaozoulangshangjiwodadianhua。buxuqiaomen,gengbuxujinlai。”

niebeihenkuaizhaodaole208baoxiang。

tazhanzaizoulangli,jiyuemuboledianhua。

chumuchulaikanjianniebeijiubunaifandeshuluoqilai:“nituishiquelema,jibuludanwuzheimezhangshijian?lengzheganshenme,haibuganjinbashoujinalai。”

niebeibashoujidileguoqu。

“kuaidianhuicheli,bierangrenqiaojian,wokediubuqizheigeren。”chumucuicuzhe。

niebeigangzhuanshen,jiutingjianyigekuangwangdeshengyin:“zhanzhu!”

niebeihuiguotou,zhijianyigeyoutoufenmiandenianqingnanzi,chuanzheskdefensechenshan,daizhejinlianzihejinbiao,hunshenyigubaofahudeqixi,manlianyinchenxiaorongdedingzheta。

zhangweiyemuguangluozainiebeineishenzhoubabadejiajufuhetubuxieshang,yikanjiuzhidaoshiditanlianjiahuo,quanshenshangxiajiaqilaigujidoubuchaoguowushikuai。

tayanlidebishigengjianongyu,shangqianyibu,baniebeituijinlebaoxiangli,manshichaonongdexiaorong:“ba,chushushu,xiaoyun,wojinimenlongzhongjieshaoyixia,zheishiwodegaozhongtongxueniebei,tazaidushudeshihoukeshigexuexiaolidemingrenni。”

zhangxiaozhangmanlianxingqudewendao:“e,zenmegeyoumingfa,shuolaitingting。”

niebeimiansepingjing:“wozhenyoushi,dexianzoule,xiacizaiyueba。”

zhangweiyezhijiebabaoxiangmenfansuole:“jishenme,laotongxueduonianmeijian,heyibeizaizou,nibuhuishipalewoba?”

chumushanshandeshuodao:“zhangshao,jintianshiwomenqingchifan,rangtaliuxialaibuheshiba?”

zhangweiyekuangwangdeshuodao:“woshikeren,wodoubujieyi,xiangbinimenyebuhuijieyi,xiaoyunnishuoni?”

chuyunzhoulezhouliuyemei,dandandekanleyiyanniebei,yanshenlimeiyourenhebiaoqing:“wusuowei。”

zhangweiyejiniebeidaojiu,tanazhepingzihuanglehuang,bishideshuodao:“tubaozi,zheikeshijibaikuaiyipingdejiu,nikongpayibeizidouhebuqi,haibuzhuajinshijianchangchangshishenmeweidao?”

niebeituikaijiubei:“buhaoyisi,woyihuihaiyaokaiche,bunenghejiu。”

zhangweiyexiaozhangdexiaoleqilai:“nizheizhongren,liangongzuodoumeiyou,nengkaishenmeche?fangxinba,zixingchebuchajiujia。niyaozhenbeikoule,baowodemingzi,wozaijiaojingduiyouren,dagezhaohudeshi,baozhunbufakuan。zeze,zheimeduonianmeijianle,nishuonizenmejiuyidiandoumeizhangjinni?haishizheimesongbao,zhenshirangwoqifuqilaidoumeiyouchengjiuganle。ba,nigangcaibushiwenwo,wozheiweilaotongxuechumingzainaerma,woxianzaijiugaosudajia。tademingqikedale,zongjieweisangezijiushiwo、nang、fei!haha……”

chumudeliansenankandaolejizhi。