“hehehe，woqingchengguanziranbibushangnimenfoguangsi，womenqingchengguanshidaojiaqingxiuzhidi，ziranqingkuliaodaoxie，buxiangnimenfoguangsidiaolianghuadong，jinbihuihuang，xingdeshizhaoyaozhuangpianshengsequanmadegoudang！”
zheigelaotulvjurangandangzhezijimiancaizijiadeshanmen，linxiaodangranbunengrenzheiyikouqi！
genbenbudaisongde，zhijieyingshangquzhengmianyinggang！
kuangqiebenjiudaizhejiuzhang，neijifengqilaigenbenjiubuzuixialiuqing。
zheiyejiushizaibierendipanbuhaozhijiedongshoubale，yaoshihuanzuopangdi，linxiaozhijieerhuabushuoshangqujiushichuidezheilaotulvmantoubaole，zijiashifubiedejiaohuilinxiaoxingxujibuzhu，danshijianmianchuizheibanglaotulvzheiyitiao，linxiaokeshishikejinjizaixin！
buguobijingzainiejiadedijie，mianzihaishiyaojirenjiade。
zhiyuhaohaoshoushizheigelaotulv，jiexialaiyinggaiyoudeshijihui。
“hehe，tiaoliangxiaochoubale，pududashibubijiehuai！”
niefeiqingmiedepiaolelinxiaoyiyan，zaitakanlailinxiaozhibuguoshiyigewuguanjinyaodexiaorenwu，takebuxiangxinzijizheigemeimeinengyouneimedabenshi，qingdedongzhenzhengdedashi。
kuangqiedashidoushixianfengdaogude，nalixianglinxiaozheiyangdexiaonianqing？xianglinxiaozheizhongnianjide，yikanjiushipianchipianhedewulai，yejiuzhiyounieshuangshuangnengxiangxinle。
fengshuidashizheiyixingdequeshinianjiyuedayuechixiang，jiugenzhongyiyiyang，yibanrenmenningyuanxiangxinnianzhangzhe，bijingkanqilaiyoujingyan，erqiebenshiyebushiyichaoyixinengzhujiude。
foguangsizaijianglinchengyeshimingqibuxiao，niefeirenweizijizheiciyidingbuhuishibai，pududashidemingtouzaizhenggejianglingchengkeweishixiangdangdangdecunzai。
linxiaoyelandedaliniefeizheizhongren，toufaduanjianshiyezheimeqian，fengshuixiangshuzheizhongxuanzhiyouxuandedongxi，kebushiguangkaonianlingjiunengwudeqijingsuide。
zijikeshidedaoleshifudeqingnangxiangshou，dedaolezhengtongdedaojiazhenchuan，keyihaobukuazhangdeshuo，zaisiguofengshuixiangshijie，zhiyaozijishifubuchushan，talinxiaojiushixiangdangdangdediyi！
kuangqiezijideshifujiusuanchushan，yebuyidingnengyadezhulinxiaoyitou。
buzaidaliniefeihepudu，linxiaozhuantouwangxiangzhenggelinjiazhengtangdeneishibaishe，zheimeyidaliangbuyaojin，haizhenbeitakanchuleyisiduanni。
fangcaizainiejiadezhuangyuanwai，linxiaojiuzixideguanchalepianke。
niejiayinggaicengjingqinglegonglishenhoudefengshuidashilaikanxuedingzhai，zhenggeniejiadezhuangyuanfengshuibukeweibushishangshangzhipin。
niejiayishanbangshuierjianli，xingdeshijuqiersheng，meiyichudegejudoushiyangeanzhaofengshuilixuezhizhongdedingweilaibaishe，jiashanpenquan，meiyichudouqiadaohaochu。
meiyichudouyangedeanzhaowuxingbaguadedingwei，suibuganshuoshijipinyangzhai，danshizaizheijianglinchengyesuandeshangshishuyishuerdefengshuibaodi！
erniejiazhengtangdebaisheyeshiyangezhiji，zhangqijuzhuzaizheiliderenjiusuanbuyannianyishou，yeshironghuafuguibuduan。
danshiweiyidewentiquechuzaileyichuxijie，zhengtangzhengzhongdeanzhuozhishang，baizheyipenpenzai，yipenlvyiangrandeweixinghuaishugenxu。
tangneiyoulv，shengshengbuxi。
zheiqizhongdequeqihelefengshuilixue。
zaitingtangzhizhongbaiyixielvzhi，dequehuigaibianyixiefengshuigeju，danshibaishenmelvzhiqishiyeshiyoujiangjiude，zheizhongwujianerkebushihuluanbaifangjiunengxingde。
柳为阴，槐为煞！
huaishuziguyilaijiushihansha，yixiegulaoyinzhaidexingchengwangwangbansuizhehuaishudezhagen，suoyihuaishubingbushiyigeheshiqingjinwuneidedongxi。
linxiaokanchuleduanni，buguotameiyouyanyu。tadaoyaokankanzheigelaizifoguangsidepudulaotulvjiujingyoujijinjiliang。
“pududashi，qingninzhangmu！”
niefeiluchulegongweidexiaorong，xianranshifenjingzhongshenpangdedashi。
puduweiweidiantou，ranhoukaishiqidingshenxiandedaliangqilai，shibushidehaiqiazhinianjing，kanqilaidequehaoxiangyouxiegaoshenmoce。
“装神弄鬼！”
linxiaojianzhuangqingbuzijindeyaoleyaotou，suhuashuowaixingkanrenao，neixingkanmendao。zhenzhengyoubenshidefengshuidashiqishiyiyanjiunengpanduanchuwentidesuozai。
zhiyouneixiexueyibujingdejianghupianzi，caihuizhuangmozuoyangshenshentaotao。kansibenshibuxiao，shizegoupibutong。
zheibuniejiazhengtangshangyanleyichuniuguisheshendeyanchu，keweishihaobujingcai。
qitaniejiadixidezididouqingle“dashi”，zheixie“dashi”debiaoyankeweishijingcaizhiji。
qizhongyige“dashi”xianchangkaishizuoqifalai，taomujianshangxiafeiwu，huangbiaozhisaleyidi，kandelinxiaoshiyilengyilengde。
zheigemenerpabushilaijiangyaochumodeba，gujishiyingshijukanduole。zheidou21shijile，juranhaigaofengjianmixinzheiyitao。
yaozhidaofengshuixiangshuqiyuanyu《yijing》，shiyoujikexundeyimenchuantonglixue，suiranyoubushaoshenyizhichu，danshibunengyufengjianmixindengtong。
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kanzheneigequnmoluanwudegemener，linxiaochadianyikoulaoxuepenchulai。
tiaodashenjiutiaodashen，nitedaizhongkuidemianjuganshenme？
yaozhuangyeyaozhuangdexiangyidian，zhongkuiyoubuguanfengshuineishizhenguidedashen，zheigemenergujishayebushi，zhidaoleyidiantiaodashendemendaoer，jiuzaizheilizhaoyaozhuangpian。
zhenggeniejiacishicikejianzhijiuxiangyigemaxituanyiban，jifeigoutiaojianzhihuangtang，jieguozheibangpingriliziyuweixuefuwuchedejiazuzidi，juranhaikandejinjinyouwei。
shenzhibushaorenyanzhongliuluchujingpeiqidaideshense，linxiaoqingbuzijindeananzashe，kanlaizheiyouqianderenyinzishizaishitaihaozhengle。
“heng，yiqunjianghupianzi，yejiuzhinenghuyouyixianimenzheixiebudongxingderen，jianzhishirushidaozhizhongdebailei！”
pududashilenghengyisheng，yanshendandandepiaolelinxiaoyiyan，xianranyejianglinxiaoguileiyupianzidexinglie。
yipangdenieshuangshuangmianseweihong，zijidailaidedashibenrendangchangsaolemianzi，talianshangyewuguang，danshiyebuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme，bijingtadequebudongzheixiemendaoer。
linxiaomomowuyan，landedalizheigelaotulvbale，jieguoshuyujingerfengbuzhi，nibuquzhaomafan，mafanquezidongzhaoshangmenlai。
“wofengquanniyiju，zheilikebushinidaidedifang，daihuierbeiwochuochuankebuhaokan！”pudujianlinxiaobuzhikefou，dunshibuyiburaodetiaoxinleyiju。
“bizuibani，laotulv，daihuiershisheiyanmiansaodihaiweikezhini！”
linxiaonucongzhonglai，niyadedengbizishanglianleshibu？xiaoyewobuxianggennijinjinjijiao，jieguonishenchulaolianrangwoda！