第二章 刮猪毛爽,一直刮一直爽

liqikanzheyanqiandetuzaixian。

zheishigexiaoxingdetuzaichang,limiandeshebeiyuanyuanluohouyuneizhongtedaxingquanzidonghuatuzaichang。

daxingtuzaichangxianzaidoushieryanghuatanzhiyunshengzhu,ranhoushengzhushunzheliushuixianzou,tuzai、fengequanzidonghuajinxing,jihubuxuyaorengongganyu。

erduitamenzheidiantuzailiangdexiaotuzaichanglaishuo,eryanghuatanzhiyunheneixiequanzidonghuashebeidechengbentaigao,yuanburugujigegongrenlaideshihui。

haozaitamenmaileyigedianyunzhudedianmaqi,zheizhongjiqichengbenbugao,moubaoqianbakuaiqianjiunengmaidao。

buyongzaixiangxiaoshihouzaixiangxianeiyang,haojigerenchezhezhutuilaishazhu。

“xiaoqi,neibianyouzhutou,niqubaneibiandezhutoujiguayixia,niliuyizaineibian,tahuijiaonizenmezuo。”

liuyihezhilezhiyuanchugangzhuoshangmanmandezhutou,duizheliqixiaozheshuodao。

“xiaoqi,guolaizheibian。”gangzhuobianshangzuohuoerdeshiliuyihedemeimeiliuyimei,kanjianliqixiaozhezhaoshoudao。

liqiyiqiandeshihoujianguoliuyimei,tahaicengjingjitadeerzibuguojijieke。

liyimeishigezhangdetingbiaozhideyigenvren,meiyoushenmewenhua,jiushimingku,jialeyigeerliuzilaogong,neihuohaochilanzuo,qianzhuanbulaibushuo,chengtianreshishengfei,zhongribuzhejia,jiusuanshinatianhuilaileyeshihuilaishenshouyaoqian。

liuyimeidejialishichangqiongdejiebukaiguo,meiyoubanfa,tazhihaoyegenzhetagezaituzaichanggandianzahuoeryangjiahukou。

“ng”liqijieguoliuyimeidiguolaideguamaodao,yexuezheliuyimeideyangzi,zuozaigangzhuobianshang。

“ou......”gangzhuoshangyigegexuelinlindezhutouzhengduizheliqi,jinjulidexuexingweiershunjianrangtaganggangyaxialaideganouzaicikaishizuoyao。

“xiaoqi,nideliansezenmeneimebai,meishierba?”liuyimeikandaoliqiyilianbushufudeyangzi,guanxindao。liqibaibaishou,qiangrenzheixinzhongdebushi,shuodao:“mei.....meishier。”

liuyimeishuohuadeshihoushouyemeiyoutingxialai,yinweigangzhuoshangdezhutoutaiduole,erqiezhutouhaizaibutingdeyunguolai,buganjingua,yihuierzhihuiduidegengduo。

“xiaoqi,guazhumaoshuoqilaiyejiandan,dandaxinxijiuhao,biezheji,guaganjingweizhi。”

liuyimeijiliqishifanguazhunaomen、erhou、qianlian......

“ng,woshiyixia。”liqishouzhongzhuazhuguamaodao,cheguolaiyigezhutou,changshizheshuxizhumaoshizenmebeiguadiaode。

“hehe,xing。”liuyimeilehedao,“biehuang,guaduoguashaowusuowei,qianwanbieduidaozijishenshangle,biexuesannizishener,**bizhutouhaida,yitiandaowanaifadai,zheibuyidaozaoguolaijiuzhijieguazijishoubeishangle,nishuoyaomingbu,yaoburangangzhuoshangzenmehuiduizheimeduozhutou?”

“嗯。”

shuohuadegongfu,liqiyijingchubulejieleguamaodaoshizenmebazhumaojiguaxialaide。

“manmanlai,jintianninengguaganjingshigezhutou,shenerjiuqingnichixiaoye,haha...”

liuyimeikaiwanxiaodeshuodao,xianrangenbenjiumeizhiwangliqinengganshenmehuoer。

fujinqitaderenyegenzhexiaole。

“ngna”liqibuhaoyisidelianhongdao。

shuohuadegongfu,youyoujigezhutouyunleguolai。

gangzhuoshangshizaishibaibuxiale。

liuyimeizaigubushangheliqishuoxiao,shoulideguamaodaochengchengzhixiang。

qitarenyemangzheshoulidehuoer,yishijianqifenyouxiejinzhang。

liqiyegualelianggezhutou,ranerguamaodaozaitashoushangxiangshigouzilidiyiyang,zhutoushangdepidoubeitatulupole,zhumaohaijingshendousoudelizaishangmian。

huoxiangyigefeijitoufaxing。

liuyimeikandaoliqishoushangdezhutou,xiaodeyanjinglideleidouchulaile。

“hahaha......”

“zheigezhutoudefaxingkua”

“xiaoqi,niyinggaiquganlifaa,shazhuzhenshiqucaile.....”

“......”

kanzhebeiliqihuanlegefaxingdezhutou,dajiahongranyixiao,xinligengbuzhiwangliqinengzuoshahuoerle。

kanzhetaneishuang**deshou,zhuabiganzihaixing,zhuaguamaodaozhenshiqiangrensuonana!

liqibeishuodemianhongerchi。

tagangcaihaimeiyoushuxiguamaodao,suoyiyongshanglidedifangzhupidiaole,meiyouyongshanglidedifangzhumaojiantingyijiu。

dangrandajiameiyouxiaohualiqideyisi,yezhishizaikaigewanxiao,henkuaidajiayoumanghuoqilai,huoertaiduo。

huoerduorenshao,renxinziranrongyijizao。

liuyimeizuotianwanshangganghetajiadeerliuzilaogongchaowanjia,jintiankanzheduijirushandezhutou,xinliyouxieji,jiuxiangzheguadenengkuaidian,zaikuaidian......

“哎哟”

一声大叫。

zhijianliuyimeimiansecangbaidiwuzhezijideshou,tadezuobeishangyouyigejudadekouzi,xuedididadadewangxialuo。

“xiaozhang,kuainayaoxiangguolai”liuyihedahouyishengdao。

liqicishiyouxiemengle,beihehuaile。

gangcaideshihou,liuyimeishuosanniziguadaozijishoushangle,tahaimeizenmedangshier,zhishixiaoleyixiao。

danshixianzailiuyimeizaicishoushangdeshihou,tahunshenhanzhan,caijingjueyuanlaiguazhumaozhendeyeyoukenengguageguduanjinzhe。

xingkuituzaichangshichangbeizheyixiejijiuyao,meiyoushangdaogutouhedaxueguan,zaijiashangliuyihezaizheifangmianyeshilaoshou,shangkouhenkuaichulihaole。

“meitaidashier,zheijitiannihaohaoxiuxixia”liuyiheduitameimeishuodao。

“ai,zhenshiyuemangyueluan,xielemenerle,laozhangtouqingjia,sanniziyidazaoguazhumaoguadaoshoushangle,wozheikuaixiabanleyelaizheimeyixiazi。”liuyimeitanleyikouqidao,jiezheshuodao:“zhishizheimeduozhutou,zenmeban?”

“zouyibushuoyibuba,shizaiguabuchulai,neijiudijiachulidiaosuanle。”liuyihetanqidao。

“neizenmexing,jiagechahaoduoni!”liuyimeijidao,danshixianshiqingkuangjiushizheiyang,meiyoubiedefazi,xiangleyixia,shuodao:“ge,mingtianwojiezhelaiba。”

“biehunao,zheimeredetian,benlaijiurongyifayan,zaishuozheilimianshenmehuanjing,shoubeihaixiangbuxiangyaole?”liuyihejianjuedefanduidao:“jueduibuxing!”。

“ge,duibuqi......”liuyimeiyankuangyouxiefahong。

“yijiarenshuozheiganshenme,woganggangyezhishiduinideshangkoujinjichulileyixia,niganjinquyiyuankankan,bieganranle。”

liuyiheshuowanjiuzhunbeijixumangqu。

liuyimeikanzhetagedebeiying,zuimangdeshihou,taquebangbushangshenmemanghaizhaomang,xinlihenbushiziwei。

niutoukanjianliqihaizaiguazhumao,bianshuodao:“xiaoqi,niyebieguale,niyigexinshoumeiyourenkanzheni,bierangniyeshangle”

“a?......”

cishideliqizhengmengbini,bushiyinweiliuyimeideshou,ershiyinweigangcaitaguaganjingyigezhutoudeshihou,naohaizhizhongheranchuxianleyixingzi:“congrongzhishou,jingtongzhi,+1”

ranhouzaiguaganjingyigezhutou。

“congrongzhishou,jingtongzhi,+1”

再一个

“congrongzhishou,jingtongzhi,+1”

再刮一个

......

liqiyanchouzhexitonglimianjilushang,congrongzhishoujingtongzhi,+1,+1,+1.......

suizhecongrongzhishoudejingtongzhishangsheng,zijideshousihubiandeyuelaiyuewenle。

liuyimeikanzheliqifadaideyangzi,xindaohaishibierangzheihaiziganzheihuoerle,jiusuanshilaoshouyibuzhuyidoumianbulezhongzhao,kantadaitoudainaodeyangzi,guamaodaoduidaozijishenshangdegailvjiugengdale。

anquanbushixiaoshier,tabuxiangzairangzheihaizishoushangle!

raner,dangtakandaobaizaigangzhuoshangdezhutoudeshihou,mengdiyileng。

zuiqianmiandejigezhutouguadebunengkan,xiangtuozilidi,yiliuganjing,yiliuhaofaweisun。

jiexialaidejigemaomaocaocaode,

zaiwanghoumiandejigezhutoujiuhaohenduole。

zuihoumiandejigeyijingguadehenhaole,youdebitaguadedouganjing。

jinjiezhetakandaoleliqideshouwozheguamaodaozaizhutouzhishangfeisudewudongqilai。

ranhou,zhutoushangdemaoxiangshiqiufengsaoluoyeyibanhualuo。

zhutouzailiqideshoushangbuduannidezhandong,danshiquebeiliqideshousisideyazhu,guamaodaosudumeiyousihaodegaibian,yixia,zaiyixiadezaishangmianhuaguo。

动作干净,利落。

henkuai,yigebixuzhengdenaodaihaiguangdezhutouchuxianzailiuyimeideyanzhong。

“si......”liuyimeibuyoudedaoxiyikoulengqi。

“zenmele?”bianshangderenhaiyiweiliuyimeideshangkouteng,ganmangzouleguolai。

quebuyoubeiliqidebiaoxianxiyinzhu。

“zheimaoguade,zhenganjing”

“zezeze,sheigangcaisixialimianshuorenjiashizhongkanbuzhongyongdechuerlaizhe,nibushishuotashouxianengchuhuoer,nijiuqingdajiachifanma?......”

“zheihaiziyiqiandeshihouzhendemeiyouganguozheige?”

“bukesiyi.....,zheishousuzhen6,erqienimenfaxianmeiyouyuelaiyuekuaile”

“shia......zheishousushizhendekuai,jiusuanshiwomeijiehunzhiqianyedabudaoa......”

“......”

yishijiantuzaichangdejishihaorenzhenjingyuliqiguadezhutou

tuzaichanglimian,yilunfenfen,zantanbuyi。

liqiqueshizaimangzheshushu。

cishidetanaohaizhizhongdingdongzhixiang。

“congrongzhishou,jingtongzhi+1”

“congrongzhishou,jingtongzhi+1”

“.......”