第四章 分割的艺术

“啥?让他分割?”

liuyihekanzheliuyimei,mianseyouxiebuhaokan,“hunao!”

liuyimeixishangmeishao,xunxunshanyoudeduiliuyiheshuodao:“nikantaguamao、shazhuzuohuoerduopiaoliang,wojuezheihaierzuohuoerjiushiyoulingxing,xingxuxueqilaifengezhurouyekuaizheni”

liuyiheyanzhongshanshuo,yaobushiqinyansuojian,tagenbenbuxiangxinyigexinshoudeshoufanenggourouyankejiandechengzhang。

tebieshiliqizuihouyidao,shashijingyandaoleta。

taxiangqinianqingdeshihoutingrencengjingshuoguocengjingyouyiyizhongren,tianshengjiushitianfuyibing。liqishibushijiushisuoshuodezheizhongrentashuobuzhun,jibianbushiyexiangchabushitaiduoleba!

natiandelekongxian,taqulaoshifunaliliuyiquanhetamenshuodaoshuodao。

danshitahaishibuxindeshuodao:“wochengrenzheixiaozigangcaineiyidaosuanshidengtangrushile,danshifengezhurouqibushishengshounenggandelede”

tashuodemeicuo,fengezhuroubuxiangshishazhu,jinjinyidaojiuzuyi,qiegezhurouyaoqiugengdadelilianghegengduodejiqiao。

fengedeshihouyaobikaihenduozhugu,zhelidianyehenzhongyao,tongyangshifengezhouzi,shushouzuohuoerjiuxiangshiqieguakancai,shengshouqiebantiangutouchaziluanfei,jingduigutoushangle。

xianzaiyouyigezhuanmendezhiyejiujiaozuozhuroufengeshi,zhuanyejiushijiangzhuroufengechengkuai,yiciduomaiqian,

jushuo,chaoshiroujutaishangmianbeizhuroufengeshifengezhihou,meitouzhunengduomaiqibashikuaiqian。

buguoqizhongyougewenti,tuzaichangzhijinxingcufenge,henduochaoshideroujuyoumeiyouzhuanyedefengeshi。

liuyihecongzhongchajuedaolezheigeshangjibianjieleyixiebaofengededingdan,mangshimangleyidian,quezengjialetuzaichangdelirun。

zheiyeshiliuyiheburangyigeshengshoufengedeyuanyin,fengedemeiyidaodouheqianguagou。

takanzheliqideshencai,18suidenianji,geziyechabuduo178deyangzi,dantixingqueshishouruobukan,xigeboxituierde,kongpaliankangudaodoutibudongba。

taqingzhelianduitameimeidao:“yimei,nitaixinjile,youxieshierzongdejiangjiugeguocheng,jiuxiangshiwo,yeshizaigualebannianzhutouzhihoucaikaishishazhu,youbannianzhihoucaikaishifengezhurou。”

liuyimeixiaozhewenliuyihe,“nishazhuduojiudadaozheigeshuipingde,taduojiu?”

tarengbufangqidequanshuodao,tadexinsihenjiandanjiushixiangrangliuyihejianqingdianyali,shuotalijizhuyiyehao,shuotaboxuexinlaideyehao,danshishuoqilaitazheizhongxinliyouyoushenmecuo?

zaizheshuole,tahaiguanzhetuzaichangderenshizheikuaierni,weituzaichangfajuerencaishitafenneidegongzuoni!

有人用为啥不用?

erzaiyibianshangdeliqi,zhishikanzheliuyiheheliuyimeishuohua,tameiyoushuohua,zhishimiansefahongdebuzhucuozhezijideshouzhi。

yiqiandeshihoumeishatinglaobalaomalaotaoguo,shuoliushuzenmezhaogutamenjia,fengnianguojiedeliushuyedouhuiyixielipinshade,suoyiduitalaishuo,fanzhengguolaiganhuoerde,ganshabushigan,fucongliushudeanpaibei!

“ai!tazheiyangshengshouzhendebuxing。”liuyihekanzheliuyimeijianchideyangzi,yiqizhixiazhunbeilikai。

“哥.....”

liuyimeiyanshenmuguangzhuozhuodekanzheliuyihe,yilianyuyanyouzhideyangzi。

liuyihezounaer,tajiugendaonali。

“ni.....zhennanimeiyoubanfa.”liuyihezheirennaernengzhaojiadezhu,xinzhongjiuhaishiruanle。

liuyimeiyikan,lianmangzhaohuliqiguoqu:“xiaoqiguolai,niliushuwenninengbunengbangmanggandianfengedehuoer”

“fengezhenbushijiandandehuoer,niya,neijiuzaibianshangkanzhe,shashihoukandongle,zaixuezheshangshou,chengbu?”liuyiheduiliqishuowan,chaozhefengezhuroudexianshangzouqu。

kanzhefengexianshangjidemanmandangdangdezhu,liuyihelianseyouxienankan。

fengezhurouzuishimafan,haoshiyouhaoli,ertuzaichanglimianhuifengezhuroushushoujiuliuyihehelaozhangtou。

yiqiandeshihouliqianhehuibangzhefenge,xianzailiqianhebuzaile,zheijitianlaozhangtouyoushengbingqingjiazaijia,guanjianshijintiandingzhuroudekerenyoubizhiqiandeduolechabuduoyibei。

yushisuoyoudehuoerjihudoujiyazaifengexianshang,tadeyalikexiangerzhi。

liuyihexishangsuliaoshuiqun,xiandeshencaihenjianzhuang,lianshangxiexuhengrou,tapingshiduirendeshihourenqingweiershizu,kanbuchulaishenme。danshitiqilaikangudaodeshihou,qizhijieranbutong,fangruoyizunxiongshenyiban。

fengexianshangguazhemanmandangdangshahaodezhu,liuyihemeiyoukongxianduolihuiliqi,zhijielinqikangudao,duizhezhujizhudeweizhikanxiaqu。

zheishifengezhuroudediyibu,jiangzhengtouzhupichengliangban。

zheidaogongxuhenkaojiurendeqili,yiqianliqitingfuqinshuoguo,zheigetuzaichangcengfashengguoyourennabuwenkangudao,shouyihuajiangkangudaojishuaidaolezijituishangdeshier。

lianxujidao,tazhongyujiangzhengtouzhuyifenweier。

tacaleyibahan,biaoqingyansedeshuodao:“xiaoqia,nikanzheihuoerhaoliqi,zhenbushininenggande,xianbushuoganhuonengganduoshao,guanjianshianquanwenti,yinixianzaishentitiaojian,kangudaokongpahaiwobuzhu。”

buguailiuyiheyizaiqiangdiaoanquanwenti,ershizaituzaichangyinweikangudaowobuwenkanshangzijihuozhebierendeshierduolequle。

“hehe”liqishaxiaolejisheng。

liuyihekanzheliqidedanboshenqumeiyoulikaideyisi,yaotoushuodao:“xingba,niyajiukanjiuduokankanba”liuyiheshuowanjixunazhetigudaohekangudaojixufenge,shouqidaoluojian,qianzhouzi、meirou、qianpai、xionggu、dapai......buduandebeifengechulai,ranhouyiciguazaixiangyingdeweizhi。

liqidingyankanzhe,jingshenligaodujizhongzhixia,taxintouganshouzheliuyihekangudaodedongzuo。

shierlidaowenrourushui,shierleitingyiji,likeduanjinshi。

erqiemeiyidaodeliduheweizhidouquanranbutong。

liuyihezaicipikaileyitouzhudeshihou,tadebeishangyijingqinmanhanshui,“manmanlaiba,youxieshierjibudede......”

“ge,jintianwanshangyaochuduoshaorou?”liuyimeichenzhezheigekongdangzouleguolai,dijitayikuaimaojin,jiangyigezhuangmanshuidebeizifangzaitapangbian。

fengezhurouhenhaotili,zaijiashangxiatiantianre,suoyishuifenduanranshibunengquelede。

“要出四千斤肉”

“neiqibushijinwanyaofengediao20touyishangcaixing?”

“shia”liuyihekuxiaodao。

“shizaiyaoshizuobuwan,womenmingbaizaizuobuxingma?”liuyimeimiansedanyoudao。

tagechengbaotuzaichangzhihoumeishaobangchentajia,20touzhu,pashitagehelaozhangtoulianggerenyeyaomanghuodaobanye。

hekuangxianzaizhiyoutageyigeren,tashizaishidanxinliuyihedeshenti。

60suiderenle,zheirennianjidale,shentidaodiburunianqingdeshihou。

jiuxiangliqidefuqin,renbenlaihaohaode,erzikaoshangdaxuele,benlaishijiangaoxingdeshier,weilejierzichoujixuefei,lianxuleilejitian,zheirenqueturanmeile。

liuyihezijiyeganjuedaozijideshentiyinianburuyinian,qianjinianshihou,talianxufengewutouzhucaixieyixie,xianzaifengeyitouzhudouhuidachuanqi。

“meiguanxi,jiahuierban,zhengquduofengejitouchulai,fouzedekehumingtianyizaoguolainahuo,nashenmejirenjia,yihouhaizenmehezuo?”liuyiheanweitadao。

“danshizheiyangyebushibanfaa!”liuyimeixinlinanshou,shuohuadeshihouyedaizhegengyan:“ai,xiangyaozhaogefengedelaoshouduonan,laozhangdebingyebuzhidaoshashihounenghao,niyaoshizaibingdaole,kezenmebana?”

“ng?”liuyiheyuguangkanxiangliqiweizhideshihou,buyoudeyileng。

空了。

人呢?

cishideliqizhengzhanzailiuyihepichengliangbandezhuroupangbian,tazuoshoudaizheshoutao,youshouchizhechaigudaozhengzaiquneilijirou。

jingtongzhichaoguoyibaizhihou,taganjuedaozijideshuangshouyaoqingqiaojiuqingqiao,yaowenzhongbianshiwenzhong。

erqietaduifengezhuroudekongjuyuanyuanmeiyoushazhuneimeshen,suoyitadeshouhenwen。

tadeliliangchaoguozhengchangrenbaifenzhiershi,suoyinayigekangudaoziranbuzaihuaxia。

taningshenjingqi,huixiangzheganggangliuyihefengedeguocheng,congrongzhishourangtadeshouwenrulaogouyiban,gaoyuchangrendejingshenligengshitanenggouyiheliuyihexiangtongdeliduheweizhiqierujinqu,ganjingmalidejiangrouqulechulai。

zheiyidao,taganjuedaoyouxieduncuo。

但他没有在意。

tajixuqiege,neizhongduncuojianjianxiaoshi。

zaiyidao,youzhongsedeganjue。

zaiyidao,......

suizhekangudedaodaoluoxia,liqiganjuedaozaizijishouzhongdedaosihuzaitiaoyue,zaiwudong,shangxiafanfeizhijianyikuaikuairoubeifengekailai,zheishililianghemeidejiehe,shiyizhongdonggandexiangshou。

shouzhongdedaorushufa,qingzhonghuanjiqiadaohaochu,bianhuazhidaorangrenchenzui。

tadeshouwudongyijiu,fengehoutuirou,zairanhoushiqiantuirou.....

liuyihegangcaizhanshideshoufa,taquanbuzaixianlechulai,yanshenzhizhongguangcaiyiyi。

neiyangzijiuxiangyigededaoxinwanjudehaitong,gaoxingjile。

cishiliuyimeizuixianfaxianliqi,wuzhezuimiansezhenjingdekanzheta。

这怎么可能?

yaobushizhidaoxiaoqizheihaiziyiqiancongmeiyoujiechugeshazhu,dancongbeiyingkan,tayidingyiweizheishigecongshiduoniandefengelaoshouzaizuohuoer。

手起刀落。

zaishouqidaoluo......

liqiwanquanxianrulefengezhuroudekuailezhizhong,zhidao.....tafaxianzhengtouzhuyijingbeitajifengeganjingle。

没了?

dingdong:“suzhudecongrongzhishou,jingtongzhi+3”

+3?

fengejingranbishazhujiadehaiduo!

zenmezheng,wuta,neijiuzailaiyitou。

taxuezheliuyihedeyangzi,jinwozhekangudaoduizhezhudejizhuguweizhiyonglidekanxiaqu......

tajiangzijidejingqishendouqingzhudaoleshouzhongdedaoshang。

jingshenliliantongzhelilianghesuduquanbuhuijizaidaoshang。

tafalideshihouzhenggerendeqizhiyegenzhebianle,zhenggeshentichuyufangsongdezhuangtai,weidushoujinwokangudao。

liqiqingxideganshouzhezijiyoushouzhishangdeshenjingtiaoyuerufei,shoushangdedaojingzhuneryouyadehuilechuqu。

刀出,摧枯拉朽。

yimunanyizhixindehuamianchuxianle,liangbaiduojindezhurou,zaiyidaodaoguangzhixia,zhenleliangxia。

liangdao,liqizaitongyigeweizhihuileliangdao。

jinjinliangdao,zhengtouzhuhongranbeipichengliangban。

“啊?”

liuyihekandetoupifama,bianshitazheilaoshouyeyaowudaoyishangcainengpikaizhengtouzhu。

neikedoushijizhu,shigutoua!

erqieliqizheiliangdaozhongjianjingranmeiyourenhedetingdun,yiqihecheng。

zhei.....zheihaizishenshanggaiyouzheduodadeguailia?

“xiaoqi,nidaodizenmezuodaode?”liuyiheshuohuadeshengyindouyouxiefazhan。

“e......”liqizheicaiconggangcaidezhuangtaizhongqingxingguolai。

“woyebuzhidao。”tanaonaotou,buhaoyisidexiaolexiao。

“hu~~”liuyiheshenxiyikouqi,budebuchengren,zheigeshijieshangdequeyou“yaonie”cunzai,biruliqizheizhongren。

“liushu,nizaijiaowoyizhaoxingbuxing?”

“e.....”liuyiheyilianheixian,liqicishimuguangzhongdexiji,rangtaxiangqizijideponiang,zaishenyezhishixiangtatoulaideyanshen。

“keke.....suanle,tanduojiaobulan。”liuyiheshuozheihuadeshihouyoudianxu。