liqicengjingshineimedezibeideyigeren。
suiranzaitongyigechengshilimian，danshichayihaishihendade，jiunatongyigechengshilimiandexiaoqulaishuo，dongmiandeheximiandeneikeshitianshangdixiade，renjiadongqushixincheng，duoshigaodangxiaoqu。
erliqitamenxiaoqusuozaideshixiqu，zeduobanshilaojiugongyequ，dianxingdezangluancha，qiongrenduo，ruodadexiaoquliangewuyedoumeiyou，zangshuilajidaochudoushi，tianredeshihoulianshoufeipindedoubuxiangqu。
nishuocongzheizhongdifangchulaiderennengbuzibeima？
能不孤僻吗？
erqieyueshizheiyangderenwangwangyueshimingan，yuerongyiqinggao。
hennanxingrongzheizhongrendaodishiyigezenyangdemaodunti。
liqiyeshuyuzheiyilei，suoyiyujiannvhaizideshihou，taxindiyifangmianshijiqihuanxide，danxindidelingyigezijiyoujiqikangjuhexinyidenvhaizijiaowang。
liqicongliboneilihuilaizhihou，youpaoleyitangtuzaichang，ranhoujiuganjinwangroutangan，zheishihoucaishichanglimianyijingrenjirenle。
luguoqianmiansanjiaroutandeshihou，liqixiayishidewanglimiankanleyiyan，limianfeitoudaerdedianzhubushizhengzaihongguangmanmiandejikehudabaolengxianroujiushizhengzaihelaobanniang。
youqianzhuan，youkeyizuozaikongzhekongdiaowuzilimian，guanjianshisanjiadiandelaobannianzhangdeyigesaiyigepiaoliang，zheirangliqizheiqiongrenjiweidexianmu。
“shenmedexing......”
liqizaixindisuanliuliudemaleyiju，danshichulexianmujiduhenzhiwai，tahaoxianghaizhendemeiyouqitashenmexiangfale。
qishitaxindibushuangdehaiyouyigefangmian，liqianhehaizaideshihoujiuhetalaotaoguo，liqianhezuomaimaishichenghoudao，suoyikerenyeduo。
danlingwaisanjiajiuhai“hongyanbing”le，zheisanjiaduoshaodouyouxiezhanqindaigude，bianheqilaiminglianlideyizhishidayaliqijiadeshengyi，liqianhezoulezhihou，kaoliqizheishengyigenyiqiandunshimeifabile，fandaoshixiaotinglehenduo。
liqimalidedakaijuanzhamen，tuichuletanzi。
他要赚钱。
xiangzhuanqianzongdeyourenlaimaizhurou。
keyankankanzhemaicaiderengaofengyijingdaole，tazheibianquesiliangewenjiagededoumeiyou。
tapanxingxingpanyueliang，zhongyutadeshixianlimianchuxianleyigerenchaozheroutanzheibianzouleguolai。
yigechuanzhefenhongdeshaonv。
嗯？
zheirenmiansheng，yiqiandeshihoumeijianguo，yinggaishidiyicilaimairou，erqiekanchuanzhe，zheizhongrenkendingbushixiachuderen，yinggaizhishichenzhemaicairanhoushundaizhetiyanshenghuodezhuer。
zheizhongrenxinliyinggaizuishi“chuncui”——renshaqianduo。
shaonvzhanzaitaderoutanzhiqian，xiaoyingyingdechouzhetajiademenmian。
tadexiaoyangyizheqingchun，yangyizhechunzhenshaonvdeqixi。
piaoliang，piaoliang......piaoliangdehuangyanjing。
jiuliantazheizhong“daie”，jingranyishiyexiangbuchunenggouxingrongzheinvhaierdeciyu，beijingyandelengzaineili。
hezhangchuchudemeibutong，zheinvhaizidemeishineizhongxianlingzhiqidemei，chuncuiwuxiehuangruotianshiyiban。
liqimengdiyishidaozijideyanshenhenmeiyoulimao，huangmangwendao：“guniang，yaomaidianshenmezhuroua？”
ranershaonvbingmeiyoulijihuidata，zhishixiaozhekanlekanta，lianggexiaojiuwoqianqiandeyexiangshixiaoqilaiyiyang。
tafensedezhangqunbeiyizhenweifengdangqilai，lingrenxinzui。
“我不买肉。”
tanachuyigeshouji，xunsudedakai，“hello，qinaidelaotiemen，jintianni，wozhongyuzhaodaolewonainaicengjingshuodeneigegongxiaoshe，pangbiandeyijingquanbuzhuangxiule，ertayirantinglizaizheili，zhibuguoxianzaibeigaizaochengleyigezhuroutan，dajiakankan，zheihuizhuandedimian，haiyoushangmianneigehongsedewujiaoxing，zhishixiamiandezitibuqingxile......zheiyiqiehewonainaisuoshuodeyimoyiyang。”
“yuanlaishigaozhibodea？”
liqizheishihoucaimingbaiguolai，yuanlaizheinvhaizishigaozhibode，danlingtayihuodeshi，shaonvneiyangbaixidepifuyoubuxiangshigaohuwaizhibode。
danshibuguanshigaohezhongleixingzhibode，zhiyaobushilaimaitazhuroude，neijiubuguantapishile。
shaonvyongshoujijixushangpaixiapai，liqiqueshijiangzijitoudilexialai，bijingzijiyigeshazhumaizhuroudezaiwangshanglulian，tahaishijiqibuyuanyide。
talianpibo，yaoshirangyiqiandetongxuedourenchulaitazaishazhumairouneijiubuhaole。
shaonvmingzijiaozuochenluoxue，wangmingtianshixueerzaiqiezhibopingtaishangzuozhibo，dajibaiwanderenqi，fensijiduo，naocanfenyeduo。
cishitadeshoujishangbuduandedanchudanmu：“luoxue，zheijiushinainaihechulianrenshidedifangma？”
“wa，meixiangdaoluoxuezhendezhaodaonainaishengqianyizhitiguodezheigedifang。”
“zhendeshigongxiaoshea......."
chenluoxuekanzhedanmu，yankuangdunshihongle，duizheshexiangtoushuodao：“yaoshinainaihaihaizaihaole，tayibeiziniannianbuwangdejiushizheili，nainaibingzhongzhiqianyizhixianghuidalukankan，danshijiarenheyishengdoudanxintadeshenti，yizaiyanqi，zhongjiuhaishi......”
chenluoxueshuowan，dunzaidishanggengyanqilai。
liqiqueshilengshenle，tajinzhangdiwendao：“zheizenmehaikuqilaile？”
“xueerbuku，nengzhaodaonainaishengqiansuoshuodedifang，niyinggaigaoxingcaishi”
“对啊，雪儿不哭”
“......”
wushuanweidedanmuzaishoujishangpiaoguo。
liangjiu，chenluoxuecalecayanjing，shuodao：“xiexiedajiadeguanxin，womeishier，wozhishixiangqilainainaieryi。”
liqibeitayihuierkuyihuierxiaodejijingzhule，dingledingshenerwendao：“guniangnimeishashierba？”
“meishier......”chenluoxuebaishoushiyidao，zuoweiyigezhubotadexinlisuzhihaishibucuode，henkuaijiudiaozhengguolai。
tajixuzhibo，“xianzaizheigegongxiaosheyijingmeile，gaichengleyigezhuroutan......”
“猪肉摊？？？”
“zhendeshizhuroutana，wogangcaihaikandaoshangmianguazhedezhurouni！”
“haibieshuo，zheizhuroutanzhenshigexinga，nimenkanjianlemeiyou，zheibianshangdezhuroudianyijingzhuangxiuchenglelengxianroudegaodangdian，tajiazenmezheimehanchen？”
......
danmubuduandebeishuaxinchulai。
chenluoxuebenlaibuxianghemaizhuroudezheixiaoziyoushenmejiaojide，yigeshazhudeeryi，buguokanzhedajiadezhuyidaolezhuroutanshang，tayezhihaojiangjingtouduizhunzhuroutan。
zuozhuboqishiyoushihouyebunengzhiguzhezihai，xuyaoxuehuidiaodongguanzhongdeqingxuhexiangkanxiaqudeyuwang。
“xiaoge，jieyijidajiadagezhaohuma？”
“e......?”liqidizhetoumenshengshuodao，“baoqian，woxihuanshangjingtou。”
liqiwuzhezijidelian，yifushengrenwujindeyangzi。
zheizhongzuofarangzhibojiandeshuiyoudunshimiansebianle。
“womenxueerzheimepianliangderenjingranhaijiaobudongta？”
“zheijiahuojingranjujuewomenjiaxueer？”
“jiushi，bujiushigemaizhuroudema，zhuaishenmezhuai......”
“xueer，bielita，jitalianleshibushi？
“woqu，zheijiahuohaizhenshijilianbuyaolianni！”
zhibojiandedanmudunshiquanbukuangpenliqi。
liqicishilichenluoxuehenjin，erqiechenluoxuedeshoujipingmuzhenghaoduizheta，shangmiandedanmudunshiluozaitadeyanzhong。
tadeliansedunshiqidefazi，dishengmadao：“yibangshenmerena？wozhenshizhaosheiresheile，bujiushibuxianglugemianma？shirangnimentoushangzhangcaole，haishiwanijiazufenle”
他这话没敢大声骂。
tajuedezhibojiandewangyoukendingshitingbujiande，yinweixianzaideshoujidouyouzidongjiangzaogongneng，jutitixianjiushidangshoujijiancedaoyigegengjindeshengyuandeshihou，tajiuhuiguolvdaogengyuanchudezayin。
zheiyeshiweishenmewomendadianhuadeshihou，jishizaicaozadektvlimianyenengtingqingchuduifangdeshengyin，danshilimiancaoluandeshengyinquexiaohenduo。
danshiwangyoutingbujian，budaibiaochenluoxuetingbudao。
matadefensi，tazenmekenengwudongyuzhong。
“呵呵”
chenluoxueturanxiaole，zhishixiaorongzhizhongyouxieyinsousoudeganjue。
tajuedezheigemaizhuroudexiaogehenyoudianyisi，diyiyankanshangqujiushigeshifenbuqiyanshenzhiyouxiezhuolie，danshitadeyanshenquegewaidezhenchengheqingche。
kanyiyandoujingranyouzhongxiangshenrulejieduifangdechongdong。
tahuranxiangqilaishenme，duizheliqishuodao：“qingbangwoqieshijinshourouqiechengsaozi，bunengyouyidingdianfeide”
“嗯？”
liqiyileng，“nibushibumaizhurouma？”
“woxianzaixiangyaole，buxingma？”
“e，xing，gukeshishangdi，ninshuoyaoshenmejiuyaoshenme，”liqibiaoqingdedunshiyizhi，henkuaihuifuguolaishuodao。
“zhurounagedifangzuifeia？”chenluoxuexiaozhewendao。
“猪肚子上”
“neijiuzhuduzishangdeshourou，laishijin，qiechengsaozi，shangmianbunengjianbandianfeirou”
“a？”liqizhanglezhangzui。
taganjuezijidenaoziyiyun，youxieguaibuguowaner，yaoshuozhuduzishangderouyebushimeiyoushourou，danshibaifenzhibajiushidoushifeirou，shourouhenbo，yizhengtouzhuduzishangdeshourouquanbujiqiexialaigujiyejiushilaijindeyangzi。
“quedingshizhuduzishangdeshouroulaishijin？”
liqizhouzhemeitouzaiciquerendao。
“meicuo！wojiuxihuanzhuduzishangdeshourou，bobode，henhaochi！”
“哦，行吧”
tadaoshimeiyoufanyingguolaizheiqizhongyoushenmewenti。
tazhishizidongnaobudeyiwei，zheitianxiazhida，sharendouyou。
haizhenbaobuqiyourenjiushixihuanzhuduzishangdeneidianshourou。
liqiwunaidizhuaichulaizhurou，zhunbeikaishiganhuoer。
tongyishijian，chenluoxueyekaishihezhibojianlimiandefensimenkaishihudongqilai。
cishidemeiyoushuohua，ershibashexiangtouduizhunliqideshuangshou。
taxiaoleqilai，xiaodeyiweishenzhang。
“woshuo，zheiweixiaoge，nixingbuxinga？”
“......”
chenluoxueturanshuoleyiju：“maizhuroude，nishuozhushenshangnalideshourouduoa？”
“lijirou，zhutuishangderoushangdeshouroudouduode，niyigenvhaiziwenzheigeganma？”liqiyibianyongdaokaishihuadongzhuduzishangdeshourou，yibianshuodao。
“neijiucongzhutuishangqieshijinfeirou，qiechengsaozi，shangmianyidianshouroudoubunengyou”
“啥？”
chenluoxuezheihuarangliqiyijing，shouzhongdedaoyixiazidiaozaidishang。
cishidetazhongyufanyingguolai，ganqingzijizheishibeichenluoxuejihuyoule。
“kanshenmekan，nigangcaihaishuokehushishangdi，nandaozheidianyaoqiubunengmanzuma？”
chenluoxuekanzhemudengkoudaideliqi，xiaodeyufadecanlan。
taduizheshexiangtou，xiaoyingyingdeshuodao：“ganxieshuiyoumen，kanlainimenyijingyourencaichulaile，meicuo，jintianjiurangshuiyoumenganshouyixialuzhishenquandazhenguanxilimiandeqiaoduan......”
鲁智深拳打镇关西？
shuiyoumenyileng，youbushaohuangranzhijianmingbaiguolai。
zai《shuihuchuan》yuanzhuzhizhong，cengjingzheiyangxiedao：
luzhishenxianshuo：“yaoshijinjingrou，qiezuosaozi，buyaojianbandianfeidezaishangmian”。yushi，zhenguanxizhengzhengdeziqielebangeshichen，yejiushiyigexiaoshi。
luzhishenyoushuo：“zaiyaoshijindoushifeide，buyaojianxiejingdezaishangmian，yeyaoqiezuosaozi”。jieguo，zhenguanxizhihaoyouxuanleshijinshibiaodefeirou，yexixideqiezuosaozi，baheyebaole。zhenguanxiqiewanlianggeshijinrou，zhengnongleyizaochen。
luzhishenhaimeiwan，zheihuiyaoqiuzhenguanxidao：“zaiyaoshijincunjinruangu，yeyaoxixididuozuosaozi，buyaojianxierouzaishangmian。
......
dunshi666,chongchizhepingmu，shangmianjiazazhexianhua，huojian，denggezhongliwu。
“woshuoni！womencongminglinglidexueermaizhuroukendingshiyouyongyide......jingranxiangdaozheimehaodefazi。“
“mahoupao。nizhiqiandebushihaishuoxueerrangnishiwanglema？”
“xueer，taoluzheimeshenma？woganjuezijizhendebeinidezhishangzhefule。”
“zheixueershibazheizhurouxiaogebiyuchengzhenguanxile”
......
fengkuangdedanmuheliwurangchenluoxuexinzhongchanshenglejidademanzugan。
chenluoxuekanzheyakouwuyandeliqi，xiaodeyuefadehuazhiluanzhan，xindao：“xiaoyang，jiunizheiyangdewannishigedoubuchengwenti”
taduizheliqiyoushuoleyiju：“zuoxizongyaoshizuoquantaode，gangcaiyiguoshuorangniqiefeirouheshouroule，yebuchashijincunjinruangule，yeyibingqiechengsaozileba！”
chenluoxueyiliandiaokandeshuodao。
“你......”
真是长见识了。
tahenxiangmaduifangjiju，danshixiangqilaiduifangshigenvhaizi，yishijingranyujiele。
chenluoxuexiaoleqilai，xiaodegengyoushenyi，qiangshengdao：“nibuchulaileba，zenme，nandaorangniqiejikuairounihaibuchulaima？”
“我......”
liqineigeqiyou，shengrenshuodeguoranmeicuo，weinvziyuxiaorennanyangye！
zhishibuzhiheshiroutanbianshangjingranyijingweimanlechiguaqunzhong，zheiqirangliqiyoudianmeichufa，nandaorangtayihoubuzaizheilibuzuoshengyile？