第5章 我要吃他四年的

linlanzhizhengzaiheshui,tinglezheihua,zhijiebashuipenlezhangjuanyilian。

zhangjuandengzheta,talianmangdaoqian。

叶子轩想骂娘。

cao,laozishibushibeidiaoxile?yitaqianboderenshengyuelilaikan,shiyoubajiu!

madi,danglaozihaoqifudea,jinggandiaoxiwo。

hei,bubiaoxianlihaidian,haizhendangworenshanbeirenqile。

tabenxiangkaikoushuodianshenme,dankexinyijingjiaoleqilai:“zhangjuan,woshenmeshihouyaowenle?shinizijiwendeba,buyaochewo!”

zhangjuanheiheixiaodao:“kexin,biehaixiuma,nikantadoubuhaixiu……yi,tarenni?”

“tabuhuihaixiudeduoqilaileba?”

“bushiba,taneimemeichuxi?”

“buyinggaia,tadajiadeshipinwodoukanle,badao、weimeng,lihaizheni。yongdezhebeinimenjijuhuajiuxiudewudizirongma?”shuozheihuadeshilinlanzhi。

tamenjigelikeshuodao:“lanzhi,niweishenmebangtashuohuaa?nibuhuixihuantaba?”

“xixi,wokanyoukeneng。mengmengbushishuole,zixuangegebangguotali。”

“kexin,nixiashuoshenmeni?buzhunhushuo,buranwojiubulinila。”linlanzhiguzuoshengqidao。

“yo,yo,nimenkan,lanzhilianhongle,haha!”

yezixuandangranbushihaixiudedundishangqule,ershizhaodaoleyipingjiemo,yaoyaqiechidao:“cao,beijigexiaoguniangdiaoxi,yaoshibushoushishoushinimen,haizhendangwohaoqifudele!”

tajiubajiemowangqizhongsanbeinaichalidaoqu,tongshizuijiaoyigou:xiaoyanger,genwodou,nimenhainenledian!

zuohaolenaichaheyixiechide,tajiunazhepanziduanleguoqu,tongshibanaichayibeiyibeibaizaitamenmianqian。

dengtahuidaobatai,zhangjuanrenbuzhushuodao:“haibieshuo,tapiqibucuoa。womenzheimeshuota,tadoubushengqi。kexin,lanzhi,mengmeng,nimensuibiannagerengentahaolebei,zheiyangwomenyihoujiuyoumianfeihuoshila!”

sannvtongshidengzheta:“zhangjuan,nixiashuoshenme?yaogennizijigentahaoqu!”

zhangjuanlanyangyangdao:“wobujieyia,jiushiwoyouchouyoupang,wopatabutongyi。nimenjiubuyiyangle,yaozuotanvpengyou,takendinghuitongyi,haha!”

jirenxiaonaoqilai,ranhoukaishichidongxi。

haibieshuo,dongxiqueshihenhaochi,jinvyibianchiyibiankuazan,shuoyihouyaoduolai。

jiangmengmengdeyidao:“womeishuocuoba?zheilidedongxizhendehenhaochide。guanjianshi,duiwomenlaishuo,haimianfei。hei,yihouwokedechanglai。”

“neibixuchanglaia,bulaizixuangegexiangwolezenmeban?”

zhangjuannaqinaichaheleyikou,gangyaokaikou,pu!tabanaichapenlechuqu。

haihaolinlanzhiyanmingshoukuai,yixiaziduokaile:“zhangjuan,niyongbuzhezheiyangziba?”tazhoumeishuodao。

jiangmengmenghekexinyekanzhezhangjuan,juedetataixiaoqile。

zhiqianlinlanzhipentayilian,shiwuxinde。kexianzaitapenlinlanzhi,neixianranshiguyide。

zhangjuanjimangbaishou:“lanzhinibieshengqi,wobushiguyide。shizheinaicha,naichalifangledongxi!”

linlanzhiheleyikou,zhoumeidao:“shenmedoumeifanga,haihenhaohea。”

zhangjuanlenglexia,jiangmengmengjuedeshiqingguaiyi,yerenbuzhuheleyikou,liketulechulai:“yezixuan,nige**!”

kexinyeheleyikou,tongyangtule:“zixuangege,wohenni!”

yezixuanxiaoxixikanzhetamen,zhenshiyuekanyuerenbuzhu,hahakuangxiaoqilai。

linlanzhiyejuedeyouxiebuduijingle,dishengdao:“tazainimennaichalifangdongxile?”

jiangmengmengqinghengdao:“fanglejiemo,dagaijiunidemeifang。”

“yezixuan,niguyideshibushi?”jiangmengmengshuangshouchayao,qigugupaodaotamianqian,nushengwendao。

“zhizhunnimenshuowo,buzhunwoqifuhuilai?”yezixuanlanyangyangdao,“shijieshangjiumeizheidaoli。”

“ni,ni**!nixiaoqi!nixiazuo!”jiangmengmengqidexiongfuzaiciyiguyigu,yezixuanyanjingzhile。

kexinkandaole,gegexiaodao:“dui,mengmeng,nijiuzheigeyangzi,rangtakan。heng,wojiubuxinle,tazheimekanxiaqu,yanzhuzibuhuituchulai!”

bushiba,zheimeedu?yezixuanheleyitiao,ganjinzhuanguotouqu。

jiangmengmengdailexia,caimingbai,zijiyoubeizhei**zhanbianyile。

“woshaleni!”tashenshoujinqu,yaochouta。

yezixuanbennengditaishouzhuazhuletashouwan:“niganshenme?”suihouxineryidang。

yi,zheiniuerdeshoubiyoubaiyounen,moqilaihaihua,henbucuoa。

zheishigaiduomoyixia,haishiduomoliangxiani?ai,toutengdexuanze!

“ganshenme?woshaleni!**,kuaifangkaiwo!”

“bufang,jianjuebunengfang,fangleni,nishawozenmeban?”

“你,你**!”

“**yebunengfang!wokebuxiangbeinishasi!”

kexinkantaliangzhengchao,buyouanxiao:“zixuangege,nixiangzhanbianyijiuzhishuo,bieshuodeneimelizhiqizhuang。wowenni,wojiamengmengdeshou,mozheshibushihenshuang?”

yezixuanbennengdianlexiatou,mengdifanyingguolai,dashibumiao……

guobuqiran,jiangmengmengzuoshouzhuazhugechazi,jiucileguoqu:“**,wogennipinming!”

yezixuanzhidaotazhengzaibaonutoushang,zheikebushikaiwanxiao,ganjinyidishenzi,duokaile。

“youbenshinibieduo!”gezhebatai,jiangmengmengpaoxiao。

yezixuanganxiao:“buduodeshishazi。”

“你!”

“haolamengmeng,bieshengqile。”linlanzhizouleguolai,quanweidao,“jirantachinidoufu,nei,womenyechitadedongxihaole。”

zhangjuanmangdao:“bucuo,zhiqiantachixiaodoufu,nijiuzhuanleyitiandehuoshifei。xianzaitachidadoufu,neinijiuzhuantayigeyuedehuoshifei!”

“yigeyueshaole,zenmezheyedelianggeyue!”

“lianggeyue?heng,woyaochitasiniande!”jiangmengmengqigugudao。

yezixuanshanxiao:“neige,chiwosiniande,haibururangwoyangniyibeizihaole。”

“yibeizijiuyibei……a,**,niyouzhanwobianyi!nijiwogunchulai,laoniangyaogennipinming!”

yezixuanmozhebizi,wuhuakeshuo。

wozheishijudadekuibenmaimai,zendejiuchenglezhannibianyi?meitianlia!

kanzhebaonudejiangmengmeng,tagengjiabuganchuqule。

zheishihou,zhongyuyoujigegukeshangmenlaile。

danshi,tamenyikanlimianhandahanshade,de,haishizouba。

yezixuanqiahaokandao,xinliaitan:zijizheitouyitiandekaizhang,kanlaishiyibishengyidouzuobuchengle。

nandao,zijijiubushihezuoshengyima?

郁闷啊!

“nihaiyifujusangbiaoqing?**,zhanlewobianyi,nixinlitouzheleba?ganjinde,gunchulai!”