linlanzhizhengzaiheshui,tinglezheihua,zhijiebashuipenlezhangjuanyilian。
zhangjuandengzheta,talianmangdaoqian。
叶子轩想骂娘。
cao,laozishibushibeidiaoxile?yitaqianboderenshengyuelilaikan,shiyoubajiu!
madi,danglaozihaoqifudea,jinggandiaoxiwo。
hei,bubiaoxianlihaidian,haizhendangworenshanbeirenqile。
tabenxiangkaikoushuodianshenme,dankexinyijingjiaoleqilai:“zhangjuan,woshenmeshihouyaowenle?shinizijiwendeba,buyaochewo!”
zhangjuanheiheixiaodao:“kexin,biehaixiuma,nikantadoubuhaixiu……yi,tarenni?”
“tabuhuihaixiudeduoqilaileba?”
“bushiba,taneimemeichuxi?”
“buyinggaia,tadajiadeshipinwodoukanle,badao、weimeng,lihaizheni。yongdezhebeinimenjijuhuajiuxiudewudizirongma?”shuozheihuadeshilinlanzhi。
tamenjigelikeshuodao:“lanzhi,niweishenmebangtashuohuaa?nibuhuixihuantaba?”
“xixi,wokanyoukeneng。mengmengbushishuole,zixuangegebangguotali。”
“kexin,nixiashuoshenmeni?buzhunhushuo,buranwojiubulinila。”linlanzhiguzuoshengqidao。
“yo,yo,nimenkan,lanzhilianhongle,haha!”
yezixuandangranbushihaixiudedundishangqule,ershizhaodaoleyipingjiemo,yaoyaqiechidao:“cao,beijigexiaoguniangdiaoxi,yaoshibushoushishoushinimen,haizhendangwohaoqifudele!”
tajiubajiemowangqizhongsanbeinaichalidaoqu,tongshizuijiaoyigou:xiaoyanger,genwodou,nimenhainenledian!
zuohaolenaichaheyixiechide,tajiunazhepanziduanleguoqu,tongshibanaichayibeiyibeibaizaitamenmianqian。
dengtahuidaobatai,zhangjuanrenbuzhushuodao:“haibieshuo,tapiqibucuoa。womenzheimeshuota,tadoubushengqi。kexin,lanzhi,mengmeng,nimensuibiannagerengentahaolebei,zheiyangwomenyihoujiuyoumianfeihuoshila!”
sannvtongshidengzheta:“zhangjuan,nixiashuoshenme?yaogennizijigentahaoqu!”
zhangjuanlanyangyangdao:“wobujieyia,jiushiwoyouchouyoupang,wopatabutongyi。nimenjiubuyiyangle,yaozuotanvpengyou,takendinghuitongyi,haha!”
jirenxiaonaoqilai,ranhoukaishichidongxi。
haibieshuo,dongxiqueshihenhaochi,jinvyibianchiyibiankuazan,shuoyihouyaoduolai。
jiangmengmengdeyidao:“womeishuocuoba?zheilidedongxizhendehenhaochide。guanjianshi,duiwomenlaishuo,haimianfei。hei,yihouwokedechanglai。”
“neibixuchanglaia,bulaizixuangegexiangwolezenmeban?”
zhangjuannaqinaichaheleyikou,gangyaokaikou,pu!tabanaichapenlechuqu。
haihaolinlanzhiyanmingshoukuai,yixiaziduokaile:“zhangjuan,niyongbuzhezheiyangziba?”tazhoumeishuodao。
jiangmengmenghekexinyekanzhezhangjuan,juedetataixiaoqile。
zhiqianlinlanzhipentayilian,shiwuxinde。kexianzaitapenlinlanzhi,neixianranshiguyide。
zhangjuanjimangbaishou:“lanzhinibieshengqi,wobushiguyide。shizheinaicha,naichalifangledongxi!”
linlanzhiheleyikou,zhoumeidao:“shenmedoumeifanga,haihenhaohea。”
zhangjuanlenglexia,jiangmengmengjuedeshiqingguaiyi,yerenbuzhuheleyikou,liketulechulai:“yezixuan,nige**!”
kexinyeheleyikou,tongyangtule:“zixuangege,wohenni!”
yezixuanxiaoxixikanzhetamen,zhenshiyuekanyuerenbuzhu,hahakuangxiaoqilai。
linlanzhiyejuedeyouxiebuduijingle,dishengdao:“tazainimennaichalifangdongxile?”
jiangmengmengqinghengdao:“fanglejiemo,dagaijiunidemeifang。”
“yezixuan,niguyideshibushi?”jiangmengmengshuangshouchayao,qigugupaodaotamianqian,nushengwendao。
“zhizhunnimenshuowo,buzhunwoqifuhuilai?”yezixuanlanyangyangdao,“shijieshangjiumeizheidaoli。”
“ni,ni**!nixiaoqi!nixiazuo!”jiangmengmengqidexiongfuzaiciyiguyigu,yezixuanyanjingzhile。
kexinkandaole,gegexiaodao:“dui,mengmeng,nijiuzheigeyangzi,rangtakan。heng,wojiubuxinle,tazheimekanxiaqu,yanzhuzibuhuituchulai!”
bushiba,zheimeedu?yezixuanheleyitiao,ganjinzhuanguotouqu。
jiangmengmengdailexia,caimingbai,zijiyoubeizhei**zhanbianyile。
“woshaleni!”tashenshoujinqu,yaochouta。
yezixuanbennengditaishouzhuazhuletashouwan:“niganshenme?”suihouxineryidang。
yi,zheiniuerdeshoubiyoubaiyounen,moqilaihaihua,henbucuoa。
zheishigaiduomoyixia,haishiduomoliangxiani?ai,toutengdexuanze!
“ganshenme?woshaleni!**,kuaifangkaiwo!”
“bufang,jianjuebunengfang,fangleni,nishawozenmeban?”
“你,你**!”
“**yebunengfang!wokebuxiangbeinishasi!”
kexinkantaliangzhengchao,buyouanxiao:“zixuangege,nixiangzhanbianyijiuzhishuo,bieshuodeneimelizhiqizhuang。wowenni,wojiamengmengdeshou,mozheshibushihenshuang?”
yezixuanbennengdianlexiatou,mengdifanyingguolai,dashibumiao……
guobuqiran,jiangmengmengzuoshouzhuazhugechazi,jiucileguoqu:“**,wogennipinming!”
yezixuanzhidaotazhengzaibaonutoushang,zheikebushikaiwanxiao,ganjinyidishenzi,duokaile。
“youbenshinibieduo!”gezhebatai,jiangmengmengpaoxiao。
yezixuanganxiao:“buduodeshishazi。”
“你!”
“haolamengmeng,bieshengqile。”linlanzhizouleguolai,quanweidao,“jirantachinidoufu,nei,womenyechitadedongxihaole。”
zhangjuanmangdao:“bucuo,zhiqiantachixiaodoufu,nijiuzhuanleyitiandehuoshifei。xianzaitachidadoufu,neinijiuzhuantayigeyuedehuoshifei!”
“yigeyueshaole,zenmezheyedelianggeyue!”
“lianggeyue?heng,woyaochitasiniande!”jiangmengmengqigugudao。
yezixuanshanxiao:“neige,chiwosiniande,haibururangwoyangniyibeizihaole。”
“yibeizijiuyibei……a,**,niyouzhanwobianyi!nijiwogunchulai,laoniangyaogennipinming!”
yezixuanmozhebizi,wuhuakeshuo。
wozheishijudadekuibenmaimai,zendejiuchenglezhannibianyi?meitianlia!
kanzhebaonudejiangmengmeng,tagengjiabuganchuqule。
zheishihou,zhongyuyoujigegukeshangmenlaile。
danshi,tamenyikanlimianhandahanshade,de,haishizouba。
yezixuanqiahaokandao,xinliaitan:zijizheitouyitiandekaizhang,kanlaishiyibishengyidouzuobuchengle。
nandao,zijijiubushihezuoshengyima?
郁闷啊!
“nihaiyifujusangbiaoqing?**,zhanlewobianyi,nixinlitouzheleba?ganjinde,gunchulai!”