第3章 我告诉你错哪儿了

“tianshenghuisuo,jiuweileni!”

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“你是什么人?!

wodidibaikuangrenni”?!

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这个女人!

在耍自己吗?!

batabaijiadangchengshenmele!

“baikuangrenme”?yansurumuchunfengyixiao,daidaidiandianhanyi:“yanjiabieshu,yijingfeile”!

cihuayichu,rutongzhaleibanjingxiang!

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“tashishenmeren”?yimingbinkelenglengdekanzheyansu!

“看样子来者不善!

等等!

taganggangshuoshenmelaizhe”?!

“tashuobaikuangrenyijingfeile?!

tazenmeganfeilebaikuangren”?!

baidingfengliansedunshichenlexialai,kanzheyansulenglengdeshuodao:“xiaozi!

nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?wobuguannishishenmeren,jintiandeshiqingyanjiabixujiwomenbaijiayigejiaodai”!

“等等!

等等”……!

yitingdaojiaodailianggezi,zaoyizhenjingdeyanbincishigengshihuangleshense,lianmangtaohaozheshuodao:“dingfengge,zheilimianyidingshiyoushenmewuhui,nidengdeng,womashangwenqingchuzheigechouyatou”……“nizheigechouyatou,ninandaohaibujieshima”?!

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“yatou,wolaichuliba”!

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“niganggangshuolelianggechouzi”?!

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“怎么了?!

我说了怎么了”?!

yanbinkanzheyansuyilianbunaifandeshense:“wojiaoxunwozijidetangmeiyoushenmecuoma?nisuanshenmedongxi?!

你也敢管我”?!

“啪”!

zhouweiderendouhaimeiyoukanqingchuzenmehuishi,yansuyijingyibazhangchouzaileyanbindelianshang!

yansudeyizhishou,zaijingwaicengjingbodoushubaigedahan,haibuluoruxiafeng,cishigengshiyibazhangjiangyanbindelianpangjichouchuyigezhangyinlai!

“wode……ya……wodeya”!

changzhongdeyanbinwuzhezijidelianshang,mankoudexueshuiyachifenfenluozailedishang,butingdecanjiaozhe!

“好小子”!

baidingfengtongkongyisuo,ranhoushixianzhongzhongdeluozaileyansudeshenshang,shifenbinglengdeshengyincongtadezuilichuanlechulai:“douduoshaonianle,conglaihaimeiyoudangzhewodemian,dawoyangdeyitiaogou”!

“nifangxin,buzhishinidegou,jiuliannimenbaijia,woyebuhuifangguode”!

语不惊人死不休!

dangyansushuochuzheijuhuadeshihou,xianqianneixierendunshijianxiangkan**yiyangdeyanshenkanzheta!

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“zheigexiaozinandaoshibuyaominglema”?!

“tajingranganweixiebaijia”?!

“haojiahuo,jintianyouhaoxikanle”!

“hahaha,zheixiaozijingrangandezuibaijia,tayidinghuisidehencande”!

“yatou,wolaichuliba”!

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“niganggangshuolelianggechouzi”?!

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“怎么了?!

我说了怎么了”?!

yanbinkanzheyansuyilianbunaifandeshense:“wojiaoxunwozijidetangmeiyoushenmecuoma?nisuanshenmedongxi?!

你也敢管我”?!

“啪”!

zhouweiderendouhaimeiyoukanqingchuzenmehuishi,yansuyijingyibazhangchouzaileyanbindelianshang!

yansudeyizhishou,zaijingwaicengjingbodoushubaigedahan,haibuluoruxiafeng,cishigengshiyibazhangjiangyanbindelianpangjichouchuyigezhangyinlai!

“wode……ya……wodeya”!

changzhongdeyanbinwuzhezijidelianshang,mankoudexueshuiyachifenfenluozailedishang,butingdecanjiaozhe!

“好小子”!

baidingfengtongkongyisuo,ranhoushixianzhongzhongdeluozaileyansudeshenshang,shifenbinglengdeshengyincongtadezuilichuanlechulai:“douduoshaonianle,conglaihaimeiyoudangzhewodemian,dawoyangdeyitiaogou”!

“nifangxin,buzhishinidegou,jiuliannimenbaijia,woyebuhuifangguode”!

语不惊人死不休!

dangyansushuochuzheijuhuadeshihou,xianqianneixierendunshijianxiangkan**yiyangdeyanshenkanzheta!

sheidouzhidaobaijiaxianzairurizhongtian,genghejiangchengdeqinjiapanshangleguanxi!

“zheigexiaozinandaoshibuyaominglema”?!

“tajingranganweixiebaijia”?!

“haojiahuo,jintianyouhaoxikanle”!

“hahaha,zheixiaozijingrangandezuibaijia,tayidinghuisidehencande”!

“xiaozi,nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?wojinisanmiaozhong,mashangguixia,ranhoudaoqianbingqiezifeiyitiaoshoubei,wojiudangjintiandeshiqingmeifashengguo”!

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“你错了”!

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“我错了”?!

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“对,你错了”!

yansuyiliandehanyi,xiangzhebaidingfenggoulegoushou:“niguolai,wogaosuni,nicuozainaerle”!

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“niganggangshuorangwozifeishuangbei”?!

jiuzaiyansushuochuzheijuhuadeshihou,yansuyijingshandianbandechushou!