第1章 战神归来

“zhanshen,yejiaderenyijingbeiquantui,jiexialaigaizenmezuo?”

weishoudexizhuangnanshensesumu,yiliangongjingdao。

“警告了么?”

“jinggaole,buguo……”

“不过什么?”

yeyuyanshendanmo,tuchuyigeyanquan,yanshenyileng。

“yelaoyezisihukuaibuxingle。”

“hehe,zheizhishitaxiangrangwohuiqudeshouduanbale。dangchutashiworucaojie,rujinyejiameiluo,woweizhanshen,taweilewanhuiwo,zhenshiwusuobuyongqiji。”

“那?”

“buyonglihui,pairendingzhejiukeyi,bierangtamenlaidaraowodexinshenghuo。chezizhunbeihaole?”

yeyuhuagangshuowan,yiliangheisejiazhangbandelanbojinitingzailetademianqian。

“wobuxihuantaizhaoyao,jiwohuan!”

yeyudeyuqitouzheyiguwuyongzhiyideweidao。

xizhuangnanganjinbodaleyigehaoma,budaoyifenzhongdeshijian,yiliangdazhongqichekaileguolai。

yeyuzuojinlecheli,bizheyanjing,yuqipingjingdao:“chufa,lidunjiudian!”

彼时。

lihezhuangyuan,shenzheyishenjiebaizhangqundetangyunzaiwuwaibangzhetangxuanzhenglizheshubao。

taneijuemeiderongyanshangmanshitengaizhise,hongrundezuichunweiweiyiqi,wenroudao:“xuanxuan,kebenmeiluoxiaba。”

“yunjie,meiyouluoxia。wowanmeidizhenglihaoleshubao。”

yigefendiaoyuzhuo,zhazhelianggemahuabiandexiaonvhailuzheliangkexiaohuyaxiaodao。

tazhezheyishendahongsexiaofuduanqun,kanqilaijiuxiangyiduotiantiandexiaohongmeigui。

“xuanxuan,mamasongniqushangxue。”

“yunjie,buyongle。jintianwoyaoyigerenqushangxue!xuexiaolijiayoubuyuan,nijiufangxinba。”

tangxuannachukoudailidefanglangpenwu,xiaodao:“nikan,wodailenijiwozhunbeidemimiwuqi,yaoshipengdaohuairen,shiyongzheigejiuxingla。”

tangyunyizhidoufeichangzunzhongxuanxuandexuanze,pingchangyeyipengyoujianmuqindeshuangzhongshenfenpeibanzhetakuailechengzhang。

erxuanxuanyefeichangxinrenta,buzhiheshiqixuanxuanchengweiletazuihaodepengyou。

“jirannidouzheimejuedingle,neiwoyezhinengzhichinila。lushangyaozhuyianquane。”

tangyunbuwangtixingleyiju。

“好呀。”

julilihezhuangyuanwubaimichu,jiushiyizuoxiaoxue,duidarenlaishuo,yidianeryebuyuan,danshiduizhiyoujiusuidetangxuanlaishuo,shiyigejudadetiaozhan。

tangxuanguqileyongqi,likaijiahou,yigerenchaozhexuexiaozouqu。

zheishitangxuandiyiciduliquxuexiao,tangyunmomodigenzhexiaoyatoudeshenhou,peibanzheta。

tangxuanbengbengtiaotiaodizouzhe,turankandaoqianmianyigemalukouchuxianlianggetongbantongxue。

李颂和王虎!

pingrili,zheilianggerenzhangzhezijijialiyoujigechouqian,zongshiqifuzijidehaopengyou,tazaojiuduizheiliangrenkanbuxiaqule。

tamolemofanglangpenwu,heiheiyixiao,tihaopengyoubaochoudejihuizhongyulaile。

shizilukou,honglvdengliangqilehongdeng。

lisonghewanghutingxiajiaobu。

“嗨。”

hurantingdaobeihouchuanlaiyidaoruhuanglibandeshengyin,lisonghewanghuhuiguotou。

“唐萱,早啊!”

liangrenjiandaokeaipiaoliangdexuanxuanhou,shenqingyizhi,xuanjilianweiweiyihong,jingranyouxiehaixiule。

“heng!fanglangpenwu!penpenpen!”

tangxuanhaobufeihua,nachukoudailidefanglangpenwujiuduizhelisonghewanghudelianyidunluanpen,zhigaodetamenhaiaoaodajiao。

“啊!我的眼睛!”

……

“yi,xuanxuanzaiganma?”

tangyunhuaizhehaoqixin,paoleshangqu,jianxuanxuanchuanghuohou,ganjinyibaduoxiatangxuanshouzhongdefanglangpenwu,yuqipingjingdao:“xuanxuan,ganmayaopentongxue?”

“taliangpingshizongshiqifuwopengyou。woyaotitabaochou。”

“pengyoushoudaoqifu,womenshiyinggaitingshenerchu,buguoneiyebuyinggaiyongwulilaijiejuewenti。wanyininongshangletamenyanjing,tamenshiminglezenmeban?”

唐韵认真教育道。

tashangqianjianchaleyixialiangnanhaideyanjingsongleyikouqi,digudao:“haihaomeishenmeshi,zhenshixietianxiedi。”

tagangbeifuzhuanggongsichaoleyouyu,meilejingjilaiyuan,zuihaipadejiushihuameibiyaodeqian。

yaoshizheiliangxiaojiahuodeyanjingshouleshang,neihouguojianzhibukanshexiang。

“xuanxuan,kuaigenrenjiadaoqian。”

唐韵一脸严肃道。

“哦。知道了。”

xuanxuanduzhexiaozui,yingleyisheng,zhengyaodaoqian,quetingdaolisongweiqubabadishuo:“wozheijiudadianhuagaosumama,shuonimenqifuwo!”

“wei,mama!wobeibanlidetongxueqifule,jiuzaijiamenkou,kuailaitiwojiaoxunta!”

lisonghongzheyanjing,taochushouji,dadianhuagaozhuangle。

wanghurouzheyanjing,congkudoulinachushouji,yedadianhuagaozhuangdao:“baba,wodeyanjingyaobeirennongxiale,kuailaitiwochuqi!”

tangyunjianzhuang,daimeiyizhou,xinzhongshengqiyigubuan。

erqiezheilianggenanhaikanshangquyinggaijiuzhuzailihezhuangyuanbieshuqu。

tamendefumudingrandoushixiefeifujiguideren,yidingbuhuishanbaganxiude。

daolecishicike,tayezhiyouqiangzuozhending,dengdaibaofengyudejianglin。

tangxuanzhuazhetangyundeshou,faxianma***shouzhengzaizhandou,sihuyouxiehaipa。

taxintengdao:“mama,wozhidaocuole。buyaodanxin,tamenmeiyoushoushang。”

“guaile,yihoukandaotamenqifunipengyou,nigaosulaoshi,ranglaoshipipingtamen,zhidaolemei?”

“知道了。”

xuanxuanzhongzhongdidianlediantou。

“quhaohaoherenjiadaoqian。”

tangxuanlaidaolisonghewanghumianqian,yilianrenzhendidao:“duibuqi,wobugainadongxipennimen。”

lisonghewanghuboziyiwai,budalixuanxuan,yebuxiangjieshoudaoqian。

“erzia,nizenmele?”

jiuzaizheishi,yigefuguidepangnvren,nongzhuangyanmodichaozhelisongpaoleguolai。

“儿子,爸来了!”

yigeshentifafu,tudingzhongniannanzixinjihuoliaodilaidaolewanghudeshenbian。

liangrenzaijianchaleyifanzijierzimeichushihou,songleyikouqi,ranhouheizheliankanxiangletangyunhexuanxuan。

“防狼喷雾?”

pangnvrenjiandaotangyunshoulidefanglangpenwuhou,meitoumengdiyining,nudao:“chouguafu!nihaizijiushiyongzheidongxipenwoerzide?”

zhiyaoshilihezhuangyuanderendouzhidaotangyunshigemeiyouzhangfudenvren!

“baoqian,zaizheijianshishang,wonverqueshizuocuole,nishengqiyeshizhengchangde,buguohaiqingnibuyaosuiyiwuruwo。”

tangyunjinjinqianzhexuanxuandexiaoshou,yilianrenzhendao。

eryipang,tudingnanrenwangtiankandaowenroujuemeidetangyunhou,yuanbenyiduzideqishunjianxiaoshileyidaban。

tangyunjiuzhuzaitapangbiandepingminxiaoqu,lihundanshenhaoduoniandetazongshinenggoujiandaotangyunqizhediandongchecongjiamenkouluguo。

shijianzhangle,tajiubuzhibujueduitangyunzheigedanshenmamachanshenglehaogan。

“xiaohaizime,zonghuiyoutaoqideshihou,lifennimarenjiuduile,kuangqie,gangcaiwoyetingdaorenjiahaizidaoqianle,zheijianshijiusuanle。”

wangtianyilianweisuodikanzhetangyun,muguangzaitashenshangyouyizhe,titangyunshuoqihaohua。

tangyunkanleyiyanzijiaotuyouzhideshencai,dunshizhidaowangtianzaixiangxieshenmele。

xuanxuanfancuozaixian,tayebuhaofanu,zhinengrenzheduifangexindemuguangdao:“xiexieninenggoulijie,nizhenshiyigehaoren。”

“huzi,yidingshinixianreshizaixian!kannihuijia,laozibushoushini?!ganjinjiwoshangxuequ!”

wangtianjiantangyunkuaziji,xinlishifenkaixin,zhuanshenjiuyibazhangpaizaiwanghunaodaishang。

“baba!shitangxuan……”

haibudengwanghushuowan,wanghuhenhendidenglewanghuyiyan,“xiangtaoda?”

wanghuboziyisuo,yankuangliliuxialeyanlei,touyebuhuidichaozhexuexiaozouqu,kanqilaishifenweiqu。