di5zhangchengyiwokandaole，danbugou！
“啪！”
jianlinfandengrenrucibushitaiju，chenmangzaicikedalegexiangzhi，suihousiwumingxizhuanggelvdenanzi，wanruyizuozuotietayibanzoujinbingfang，“jiangneigelaotaipodaizou，womenjinhuijituanzuitaoyanweiyuederenle。”
jiansiwugedahanzoulai，linfanzaicike，yanshenweimidao：“linmoufengquannimen，biebushihaodai，xianzaizouhailaideji！”
zaihangchengyiyuan，linfanbingbuxiangdadonggange。
bijing，tazheicixiashan，haishixiangjixuxingyide，erhangchengrenminyiyuanzuoweilinfancengjinggongzuodedifang，tabuxiangzaizheili，xiandetebieteshu，gengbuxiangzaizheilinaoshi。
只不过。
xianrantadequangao，genbenwufadongyaojinhuijituandezheixiedahan，“xiaozi，gunyibianqu，biedanglu，yaoburanjiubieguaiwomenbukeqile！”
yankanzheisiwumingdahan，yilianzhengningdezoulai，linfanshunjianchushou，jinpiankejian，yuanxianfangjianzhongdeneixiedashoumen，bianbeilinfantichumenwai，jingdemenwaibingrenjiashu，fenfentanchutoulai，xiangkankanfashengleshenme。
“nihaiganhaishou？xiaozinizhibuzhidaowomenshishenmelaitou，nizhibuzhidao，womenjinhuijituanzaihangchengdetiliang？”chenmangjiantadeshouxiajiebeilinfanqingeryijudejiejuehou，bujinmeiyouhuangluan，fanershiyilianzhengningdezhiwendao。
“啪！”
ranerjiuzaichenmangdezheifanhuagangyishuowan，linfantaishoujiujitaleyierguang：“haishouyouzenyang？”
linfanbushineizhongnaozizhiaoderen，jirantayijingxuanzelechushou，neimebianhuizhancaochugen。
tashenzhi，dashebusi，fanshouqihaidedaoli。
jinhuijituanzaihangchengshenmetiliang，linfandangranzhidao，zheijiushiyigepizhegongsiwaiyidetuanhuo，suoyouweibeifalvdeshiqing，tamenjitidouyoushelie。
duiyuzheiyangdejituan，yiqianlinfanmeiyounengliquguowen，danxianzai，linfanquexianghuiyihuizheigehangchengdeduliu！
chenmangyeshibeizheiyibazhangjidamengbile，lenglejimiaohoucaifanyingguolai，wuzheliandaidaidekanzhelinfan，“ni，nitamagandawo？nizhidaowoshisheima？”
youshiyibazhangshanlai，chenmangdelingyibianliansuizhigaogaozhongqi。
“聒噪！”
linfanhuanhuanshouhuishou，shenqingwubidanmo！
yipangdemuqin，zaizheigeshihoucaifanyingguolai，huangmangshangqianlazhulinfandeshou：“xiaofan，keshibudea，tamendoushidaoshangde，zanmendezuibuqia！”
“tingmadehua，biereshile，zanmenjiaxiao，dezuibuqizheixierena！”
yexushiwanghuidedanxiaoyunuoruo，cijidaolezhengchuyumengbizhuangtaixiadechenmang，cishideta，henshibaolidesonglesongzijixizhuanglingdai，suihoucongyaojianchouchuyibadanhuangdao，zhizhelinfandengren，nushengdao：“made，jintianwochenmang，yaorangnimenzheiqungoudongxizhidao，dezuiwomenjinhuijituandedaijiashishenme！”
轰轰轰！
zhengzaizheishi，yizhenjicuyouchenzhongdebufa，youyuanjijin。
chenmanghaimeifanyingguolai，zhijianyimingyizhehuaguidenanzi，daizheshumingxizhuanggelvdezhuanghan，yazheyimingnanzi，zoulejinlai。
“younalilaidegoudongxi？nimenganshenmede？”chenmangzhengzaiqitou，tayunxubitadiweishiligaoderen，damayuta，danjueduibuyunxuputongbaixingyeganzaitademianqianfangsi。
raner，zheiweibuqingzilaidenanren，bingweidalichenmang，jiuzheimejingzhichongzhelinfan，yiliangangadexiaodao：“yejia，wuyidezuilinxiansheng，jinritedaizhangziyechen，shangmenfujingqingzui，yaoshayaogua，xitingzunbian！”
“yejia？”chenmangliulegexinyan，xuanjipielepieyedongqu，yinyangguaiqidao：“shenmeyejiaa，gaodezheimexingshidongzhong，nimenyandianshijuni？youshenmeshiqingxiankaobian，dengwomenjinhuijituandeshiqingchuliwanzaishuo。”
jiuzaichenmangdezheijuhua，gangyishuowan，tadiyiciganshoudaole，shenmejiaozuozaisiwangbianyuan，fengkuangdeshitan！
zhanzaiyedongqushenhoudeneimingkuiwunanzi，turantaoqiang，zhixiangchenmang，haosizhidengyishenglingxia，biankeyijiangqijibiyiban。
这一幕。
bujinshihehuailechenmang，gengshiyejingdaolewanghui。
tabuguoshiyiweidanqinmuqin，shenghuozaishehuizuidicengdeputongrenbale。
heshijianguorujintianzheiyangdechangmian？
“nimenhedaowodejiarenle！”
binglengdehuayu，touzhesiwangdeshaji，zheiyikezongranshiyedongquzheigepingrilijianguandachangmianderen，yejuedeyizhenxinji。
“啪！”
suiji，yedongquzhuanshen，henhenyibazhangchouzaibeihoudebaobiaoshenshang，numadao：“goudongxi，sheiyunxunizaiguwuzhemianqianbaqiangde？nibuzhidaohanshaolongshizenmesidema？”
“feidiaoyizhishou，gunchuqu！”
guwuzhe，sangezi，xiangchezhenggebingfang，chenmangciketingdaozheisangezi，shentijingbuzijuedezhandouqilai。
tashidaoshangde，ziranyetingshuoguo，zaiyanxiayouzheyiqunshenlongjianshoubujianweideguwuzhe。
tamenmeigeren，qiangdadaokeshiyiyidibai，shenzhidounengduodeguozidan。
zheizhongren，yidanxianshen，bianshigefangshili，quzhiruofudecunzai。
chenmangbuganxiangxin，yanqianzheigeganggangchouzijidenanren，jingranshiyiweiguwuzhe？
这他妈开什么玩笑？
guwuzhebushizhichushenchaojijiazumen，weishenmezheiqunqionggui，tamenzhonghuiyouguwuzhe？
raner，tadeyihuo，zhudingmeiyourenjitajiedu。
zhinengyanbabadekanzhelinfanruhechuliyejiadeshiqing。
yejiazaihangchengyesuanshixiaoyoumingqi，rujinjiazhuyedongquqinzidaizhangzishangmenfujingqingzui，yishijianyindebushaoweiguanzhiren，yilunfenfen。
zheibianshiyedongquzilinfanlikaizhihou，xiangchude“chengyi！”
tarenwei，fujingqingzui，bianzuyiranglinfanmianzishangguodequle。
zhishi，taquebuzhidao，linfanzaoyibushidangchudeneigelinfanle。
他现在的心很大！
tadefennu，yuanyuanbushizheiyangde“chengyi”keyixiaotuide！
“yejiadechengyi，wokandaole，danbugou，gunba！”
“你......”
jianlinfanrucibujimianzi，yedongquzaizheiyikeshenqingyeyouxiefennu，“linfannishalehanshaolong，hanjiabuhuijiuzheimesuanlede，ruguoninengdangwomenyejiadenvxu，wobaozheng，hanjiademafan，womenyejiatiniqujiejue！”
“he，buyongle，yiquntiaoliangxiaochoubale，linmoucongmeiyoubatamenfangzaiyanzhong，fanershinimen，ruobushikanzaiyelingxichuziyejia，nizhendeyiwei，linmouzheimehaoshuohuama？”
“santianhou，wokanbudaowoxiangyaodechengyi，shaniquanjia！”