（shuzhongsuosheanligenjuxianshigaibian，yiqieyuxianshiwuguan，qingwuduihaoruzuo）
平行世界。
苏浙省。
楚州。
tongwangqingfengguandeyitiaoshandaoshang。
yilaoyishaolianggerenhanruyuxiaditaizheyizhangdanjia，zhengzaipanzhedengshanti。
laodegumoyouwushijisui，huxuhuabai，kouzhonghuchihuchichuanzhecuqi，yibulianggetaijiemaidehaobufeili，
genzaitahoumiandenianqingxiaohuomantoudahan，fandaoleidebuqing。
tamenlianggerendenianlingjiaqilai，doumeiyoutangzaidanjiashangdelaorennianlingda，
zhishizheigelaorenyijinghunmile，liangyanjinbi，liansefahei，kanyangzibushishenmemiaoshi。
nianqingxiaohuobianpaobianchuan，kanzhemanmanwubiandezhangdao，bujinbaoyuanqilai，
“zheishenmepoguan，ganmafeiyaoxiuzaineimegaodeshanshang，nongqianbabaigetaijie，paoderenleisile！”
qianmiandebanlalaotoushuodao，
“biexiashuo！wogennishuo，zheishanshangzhudeshiyoumingdechentianshi，neibenshiwoshizhenjianguo，lingdehen！baoguannengjiuxianijialaotouziyiming。”
“zheiyangdedashi，dexindihuaizheqianchengdibai，rangniduopaojibutaijiezenmele？”
nianqingxiaohuowen：“zhenyouneimeshenma？”
半拉老头眼睛一瞪，
“woshuodehainengyoujia？tianshinengqiahuisuande，womendamazhuangshangnajiadexishisangshi，tayiqiajiuzhidao。”
“niyezhidaowojiaponiangqushidezao，sannianqianwolaishanshangbailechentianshi，chentianshiqinshoujiwozhidianyizhuangyinyuan，qichuwohuiquhaibuxin，xiangwozheiyangdebanlalaotouyousheiyao？jieguodiernianjiutieshukaihuale。”
laotoushuozheihuashi，lianshangdebiaoqingpoweizide，sihushifenjiaoaoside。
nianqingxiaohuoxianranyetingshuoguozheishi，jingyadao：“jiushiqunianbeiniyingqujinmendecunkouliguafu？”
laotouzuijiaoyipie，hechidao，
“xiaozihuibuhuishuohua！shenmeliguafu，xianzaishiwojiaponiang，jiaolijiaoniang！”
nianqingxiaohuozizhishiyan，ganjingaikou，
“shishishi，neishilisaozi。”
“kanbuchulai，lijiaoniangdangchuhainengkanshangnini！”
liguafucaisanshiduosui，zheilaotoudouwushihaojile，shuoqilaidequeshilaotouzhanledabianyi。
老头也是满脸春意，
“qichuwoyebuxina，duokuilechentianshi，wogesanchawujiuyaoqubaiyibai，wogennishuochentianshidebenshiyuanbuzhizheimedian，jiandaotabixuxinhuaiqiancheng！”
“ruguobugouqiancheng，chentianshibuyuanjiunijialaotouziyitiaoming，kejiubuguaiwolou！”
老头子警告道。
“shishishi，jiandaotawoyidingsanbaijiukou，jizuchentianshiyanmian。”
年轻小伙赶紧道。
banlalaotoushenshouyibazhangpaizaitadehounaoshaoshang，
“ben！woshuodeqian，shiniyinxingkalideqian，sheirangnisanbaijiukoule？chentianshishishizairen，neixiexutoubanaodedongxitabuxihuan，yaonachudianshizaidedongxilai。”
nianqingxiaohuolianliandiantou，yingfuzhe。
“bushuole，qianmiankuaidaole。”
zaiqianmiandelaotoulingluxia，
lianggerenjiakuailejiaobu，taizhedanjiayiqianyihoumaijinleyizuojianzaishandingyunjiandedaoguanli。
daoguandadianxiujiandepopolanlan，jirenyizhonghenjiumeidalideganjue。
两人踏进门内，
laotougangzhunbeiyaoheyisangzi，
haimeikaikou，yizhenkoutufenfangjiuxianpiaoruliangrenerzhong。
“我打你M的！”
“kaijuduixianjiubeidansha，”
“laozihongbuffhaimeidawan，genlaoziyoushenmeguanxi？”
“还给我点问号？”
。。。
殿内。
yigedaopaodoumeixi，pitousanfadenianqingdaoshizhengzuozaigongzhuoqian，
gongzhuozhongyangfangzheyitaibijibendiannao，
nianqingdaoshiyibiandanshouqiaojianpanpilipalayitongqiaoda，sihuzaigenrenduipen，
lingyizhishousuibianconggongzhuoshangmolegejuzichi，
橘子吃了一半，
似乎察觉到了什么，
nianqingdaoshihuiguotoulaikanleyiyan。
dunshikandaosangerencongmenwaizoulejinlai，lianggezhanzhe，haiyouyigetangzhe。
gangcaidayouxidadetaizhuanzhule，nianqingdaoshisihuyoudianmeifanyingguolai，manlianeranwen，
“nimenshizenmejinlaide？”
laotoudaidaidizhilezhishenhoudamen，
“殿门没关。。。”
“哦！”
nianqingdaoshiyingleyisheng，ranhoushuangshoubaozhubijibendiannaoganjinqishen，liujinlelimiandehoudian。
piankegongfu，haibudengmengbiliandeyilaoyishaofanyingguolai，
nianqingdaoshi，youzhongxinzoulechulai。
yitoushulihaodezhangfa，zainaohouyongfashengxizhu，shenpidaojiabaguapao，paoshangjinguangshanshan，junlangdemianronghegangcaijianzhipanruoliangren，
zouqilulailingdongqingqiao，congrongsatuo，yiguxianfengdaogudeqizhipumianerlai。
zheixia，chedibayilaoyishaokanshale。
nianqingdaoshiqingkeyishengdao，
“baoqian，gangcaiyougexiaopengyoutoutouzaizheilidayouxi，jingraoleerwei，xianzaiyijingbeiwoganpaole，buzhierweidengmenbaifang，youheguigan？”
“。。。”
yilaoyishaodouganjuezijidezhishangshoudaolewuru。
老头笑容殷勤道，
“chentianshi，haijidewoma？”
chenmumuguangyitiao，shangxiadalianglelaorenliangyan，
“你？”
taxiangqilaizheilaotougesanchawugeyuejiuhuiwangzijideshanmenpao，songdianmimianliangyoushenmederiyongpin，
两眼一眯道，
“nishishanjiaodamazhuangdemacunzhang？”
macunzhangdunshixiaomimididiantou，
“chentianshiguoranhaijide，zhenshiduokuilepingrizaichentianshifushangjingchangpaodongdeyuangu，woshenbianzheiweishidamazhuangshangdemarufeng。”
“rufenga！kuailaibaijianchentianshi。”
macunzhangshuodao，yibianjizijishenbianzhanzhedeqingnianshiyanse，
sheizhimarufengjingrushaleyiban，zhizhanzaiyuandi***，kanzheyanqiannianlingbizijidabuleduoshaodechentianshi，zhizhoumeitou，
marufengmeiyouyanshitadehuaiyi，
jiuzheiwanyouxinupenduiyoudemoyang，nengxiangshiyoubenshidedashima？
macunzhangkandaomarufengzheifumoyang，dunshiyinu，
fuzaimarufengerbianxiaoshengdao，
“nidongshenme，chentianshizheijiaofanpuguizhen，bujuniyushisudeyanguang，nihaixiangbuxiangjiunijialaoyezidemingle？？”
marufengrumengchuxing，mashanggongshendao，
“chentianshi，woshizhuzheifujinshanxiadamacundecunminmarufeng，jintianlaibaifangtianshi，shixiangqingtianshibangmangkankanjiafudebing。”
shuowanhou，marufengwanghouranglebanbu，luchuletangzaidanjiashangsishuizheleyibandelaoyezi。
chenmuzaojiupiejianleyougelaotoutangzaidanjiashang，
不禁问，
“nifuqinbingdaole，busongquyiyuanzhibing，songdaowozheidaoguanlilaiganshenme？”
马如风说道，
“zaojiuquyiyuanqingyishengkanguole，yishengyekanbuchugemingtanglai，suoyicaixiangqingchentianshichushou。”
chenmukanlelaotouliangyan，daxiuyibaibiandiaotouliqu，
“nijiafudebingwokanbuhao，nimenhaishilingqinggaomingba。”
jiandaochentianshijiuzheimepaipai**zoule，
marufengkanzhemacunzhang，liansebudahaokanqilai，xiaoshengdigudao，
“macunzhang，zheichentianshidaodixingbuxinga？”
marufengshizaizenmekanzenmejuedenianjiqingqingdechentianshixiangge**pianzi。
macunzhangyipainaoshao，yifuhentiebuchenggangdeyuqishuodao：“nixiaozizhenshibudongshi，wangleshangshanshiwozenmegennijiaodaidele？”
“chentianshizheibushibuxiangkan，shinimeinachuchengyilai。”
marufengkanleyiyanhaitangzaidishanghunmibuxingdelaoyezi，yushiyiyaoyahuolechuqu，
naqiyipangguazaizushidaoxiangfochenshangdeerweima，saoleguoqu，
ranhouxianshuruge5，zaishu3ge0。
chenmuzhengzaixianghoudianzouqu，
turanzijifangzaidoulideshoujizhendonglejixia，
ranhouxiangqiyidaoyueerdeshengyin，
“zhifubaodaozhang，wuqianyuan。。。”
chenmushashixiangbeishiledingshenfayiyangtingzhujiaobu，youzoulehuilai。