第1章
“xiaozi，niyijingershiwusuile，shishihouxiashanququxifule。”
qinglongfengshang，yimingmayilaozhebeifuzheshou，chaosuyishuodao。
suyipielepiezui，tucaodao：“quxifu？niyiweishiqucaishichangmaicaini？nayouneimerongyi！xianzaiquxifukenanle，lijindongzheliuweishu，erqieyouyaocheyouyaofangde。zhenyouzheigeqian，yeyedangxinlangtabuxiangme？erqiehaibuhuinini！”
“pei，neizhonggongxiangdeyoushenmehao，niyebiedanxinshenmeqianbuqiande，laotouwohenyouxianjianzhiming，zaozaiershinianqianjiujinidinglemenqinshi，buyaochebuyaofang，lijindoushengle！”
suyiyijing，tuokouwendao：“qinshi？laotounibushiba，doushenmeniandailehaiwanwawaqin，renzhendema？”
laozhemeitouninglening，dao：“dangranshizhende，wojinizhaodezheigeweihunqi，xianzaikeshiyidengyidedameinv，binidiannaoyingpanshangcundeneixiepiaoliangduole，erqietaxianzaihaishiyijiadagongsidezongcai。”
suyinilelaozheyiyan，qingpiaopiaodeshuodao：“zainiyanli，shanjiaoxiaocunneimanlianquebandewangguafudousuanshimeinv。suoyibaoqian，woxinbuguonideshenmei。”
“buxin？neihao，jinikanzhaopian！”
laozheconghuailitaochuleyizhangzhaopian。
zhaopianzhongnvzishencaigaotiao，suiranzhinengkanjiancelian，danneiyanzhijueduichengdeshangshinitianjibiedecunzai！
zuizhongyaodeshi，taneiniaonadeshencaihaiyichangrehuo，rupudewuheixiufachuizaijianhou，nvshenfanshizu！
suyiyilianhuaiyidewendao：“laotou，zheizhenshiwodeweihunqi？”
“duia，tamingjiaoyeningshuang，tianhaichengyejiaqianjindaxiaojie，zayang，piaoliangba？”
suyidigudao：“piaoliangshipiaoliang，buguolaotou，niquedingtabushizaiwaibianwannilecaizhaowojiepande？wosidoubudangjiepanxia，nizheidangshifudekebunengkengwoa！”
laozheqibudayichulai，“nigexiaomeiliangxinde，laozizheiershiduonianhanxinruku，yibashiyibaniaodebaniweida，shenmeshihoukengguoni？hekuangrenjiayejiajiajiaohenyande，renpinjueduimeiwenti。”
“fanzhengzheishiwojuedebukaopu，yiwokannihaishijiyejiadagedianhua，bahunjituileba。”
zheidianzizhizhimingsuyihaishiyoude，yeningshuangtiaojianzheimehao，zenmekenengkandeshangziji。
laotouchezhesangzixunchidao：“woqinglongsanrenxianglaiyiyanjiuding，dayingguodeshiqingqinengchuerfaner！zaishuole，nibushiyizhidouxiangzhidaozijideshenshime？”
suyimouziyiliang，zhuiwendao：“wodeshenshigenzheimenqinshiyoushaguanxima？”
“dangranyou，dangnianwozailubianjiandaonideshihou，nishenshangchuleyizhiyuzhipanguanbizhiwai，biedeshadoumeiyou，suoyizheipanguanbishinishenshideweiyixiansuo。”
“neizhipanguanbizaina？”
“dangdinghunxinwuliuzaiyejialea，nidaoleyejiajiubaonidemingzi，daoshijiazhuyetianhuijiedainide。”
tingdaozheihua，suyituranjuedezijizheigeshifuhaokeng。
danweilenongqingchuzijideshenshi，tayezhihaobaibanwunaideshoushilejishenhuanxideyifu，ranhoubianxiashanqule。
suyixiashanbujiu，laotouturanmengdeyipaietou，dunangdao：“zaogao，zheimezhongyaodeshiqingjingranjiwangle！”
tazhaolaizhibi，zaishangbianlongfeifengwudexiexialejixingdazi，suihouchaozhemuwumenpangdedaheigoushuodao：“qu，bazheifengxinjiaojisuyi，lingwainiyebiehuilaile，genzhetaba。”
daheigouzuibazhanglezhang，jingkouturenyandao：“qinglongdaxian，xiaodeyijinggenleninwubainianle，ninbieganwozoua！”
“sheishuowoyaogannizou？jianghuxiane，woshirangnianzhongkanzhesuyineixiaozi，miandechushenmeyaoezi。”
“yuanlairuci，neininfangxin，wobaozhengxiaozhurenbuhuishaoyigentoufa！”
daheigoushuowan，diaozhexinfengpidianpidiandejiuyexiashanle。
qinglongshanmaiguaishilinxun，yichangdouqiao。
dancishidesuyiquejianburufei，buyihuierjiuyijinglaidaoleshanjiao。
tagangxiangqulubiandashunfengche，queturantingjianshanjiaohuboneibianchuanlaile“putengputeng”deshengxiang。
zaihaoqixindequshixia，tachuanguoxiaoshulinlaidaolehubian。
hulijingranyouyimingmianrongjiaohaodenianqingnvzi！
tazhouzhemeitou，chaohushuizhongdenvzihandao：“wei，xiaojiejie，zheicaisanyuegangguo，shuihaihanzheni，zheigeshihouyouyonghenshangshende。erqieniyouyongjiuyouyong，ganmahaichuanzheyifua？”
ruoshiduifangguangzheshenzi，tajuebuhuijieyihaohaoxinshangyifan。
shuizhongnvzitingdaozheihua，qidebansi。
shenmeyouyong，ninandaokanbuchulaiwoshinishuilema？
tagangkaikouxiangshuoshenme，quebuxiaoxinbeiguanlejikouhushui。
zhengzhazhebatouluchushuimianhou，tacaidashenghuhan：“jiu......gulu......jiuming......kuaijiu......”
huahaimeishuowan，tajiuyouchenlexiaqu。
“wocao，yuanlaibushizaiyouyonga！”
suyilaibujiduoxiang，zongshentiaorulebinglengdehushuizhong。
dengtajiangnvzijiushanganhou，shoujingguodudenvziyijiusisidelouzhutadebozi，shuangtuihaijinjindechanzaitadeyaoshang。
suyihuxikunnan，zhanghongzhelianjiannankaikou：“keke......dajie，qingdian，wochuanbuguoqile。”
danneinvzicishiyijingbasuyidangchenglejiumingdaocao，nengbaoduojinjiubaoduojin，yagenmeibatadehuatingjinqu。
suyijianzhuang，bianshenshouxiangyaojiangduifangtuikai。
turan，shuangshouchujizhichuchuganjiaorouqiebaoman。
xiayimiao，liangrenruzaodianjibanlengzhule。
啪！
nvzifanshouyibazhangpaizailesuyidelianshang，youxiuyounudechendao：“chouliumang，nizhanwobianyi！”
“dajie，woshizaijiunihaoma？erqiexianzaiyijingshanganle，nihaibaozheimejinzuoshenme，xiangkaiwoyoujiuzhishuo！”
nvzizheicaifaxianzijiyijingbeijiushanglaile。
tajimangcongsuyishenshangtiaoxia，feihongdeqiaoliandaizheqianyi，“duibuqia，gangcaiwobushiguyide。”
suyibailebaishou，meihaoqidedao：“meichala，buguozheihuangshanyelingde，nizenmeyigerenzaizhei，erqiehaishizudiaoxiashuiqu，yaobushiwoqiahaoluguo，nijiuyaoliangliangle。”
nvzilianseyinqingbuding，youyuleyixiacaishuodao：“woshiguolaiyouwande，gangcaiguzhekanfengjing，buxiaoxinjiudiaoxiahulile。”
suyikanchuduifangmeishuoshihua，dantayelandezhuiwen。
“xing，neiwozoule，zijixiaoxinxie。”
tagangzhuanshen，hubianshulinturanchongchulaishijimingheiyiren，chengbanbaoweidezhenshibaqulujiduzhule。
zheixieheiyirenquandoushouchikandao，mouzhongshaqitengteng！
weishoudedaobaliandahansaolenvziyiyan，jieaoxiaodao：“linyuyan，nitingnengpaoa，xianzaizenmebupaole？”
linyuyanxinzhonghuangdehen，xiayishidewuzhuyilingduozailesuyishenhou。
daobaliandahanmuguangluozailesuyishenshang，lengrandao：“zeze，jingranganguanwomendexianshi，kanlainixiaozishihuoniwaile！”
suyimeitouyizhou，jieshidao：“wozhishiluguoeryi，yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhu，nimenqingbianba。”
shuowanjiuyaozou，takebuxihuanduoguanxianshi。
linyuyanjidezhiduojiao，xinzhonganmasuyizenmebuantaoluchupai，zheigeshihoubushiyinggaiyingxiongjiumeidema？
suyishitamuqianweiyidexiwang，taziranbuhuiqingyifangqi。
zhijiantachaosuyishuodao：“qinaide，wotuozhetamen，nidaidongxixianzou。”
苏奕一愣！
卧槽！
这是要拖我下水？