第5章
“nigaibuhuishishaziba！”wangyuhaoxiangtingdaotiandadexiaohuaside，hahadaxiaoleqilai。
jiuzaiwangyuhahadaxiaodeshihou，dianhuaxiangleqilai。
“laowangma？woshilinjie，jigemianzi，bawomeifufangleba。”
dianhualichuanlai，linjiedeshengyin。
“zheibuhaoban，woyezuobulezhu，bijingtazuodeshiweifadeshi，daigesanwunianyeshiyoukenengde。”
“erqiezhoujianeibian，woyeshuobushanghuaa。”
tidaozhoujia，linjieyechenmole。
guaduandianhua，wangyudeyidekanxiangchengyang，“zheijiushinidemashang？taitianzhenleba！”
wangyuyilianqiexiao，suiranbolelinjiedemianzi，kezijiyouzhoujiachengyao，yousuandeshangshenmeni！
“xianzaimeirenjiudelenile，jingchamashangjiudao，ganjinguidiqiuraoba！”
“jintianjiushitianwanglaozi，yejiubuleni！”
“你完了！”
jiandaowangyuyijiuyangyangdeyi，zhigaoqiyangdeyangzi，chengyangxinlianmalejushazi。
sheishusheiying，haibuyidingni。
“jingchabuhuilaileba，hehusheini。”yijingguolexujiu，chengyangbujinbumandewendao。
“hehe，neinizouba，bupasidehua！”
wangyujiandaohubuzhule，zhijierangrenfanglechengyang，bijingzijiqueshimeiquanlikouyaduifang。
chengyanggangchumen，wangyuyoulailetongdianhua。
“biaodixiaohunhunzhaohaole？，rangzheijiahuozhangzhangjixing！”
henxianran，wangyuzaihedianhualidebiaodi，zaimouhuazheshenmeyinmou。
jiezhepengdeyishengjuxiang，baoandemenzhijiebeichuaikaile。
“wangyunigaoshenmegui，buxianghuolema！”
“zheirenyaochushi，nichibuledouzhezou！”
yuanzhangfennudechongjinlai，zhizhewangyumadao。
yishijianwangyushayanle，zheishizenmehuishi，zijizhiqianmingminghezhoujiarendaguozhaohua。
“nichuanghuole，zheixiaozibeihou，youyigedarenwuzhaozhe。”
“tayoushenmesanzhangliangduan，zanmenjiudouwanle！”
yuanzhangpitougailiandemadao，yishijianwangyudelianse，qingyizhenziyizhende。
zheixiaozishenmeshihou，youzheimedanengnaile？
kendingshilinyaxinhelinjie，tamenzhaorenle！
tingdaoyuanzhanghaipadedarenwu，wangyubugandaiman，dengdaozhongren，huangmangdepaodaoyiyuanmenkou，wuliugexiaohunhun，beidademandidagun，aihaozhe。
chengyangzuozailingtoudehuangmaoshenshang，lenglengdekanxiangwangyu。
yishijianwangkeshayanle，haojigeren，jiuzheimebeishoushile？
太能打了吧！
gengrangrenzhenjingdehaizaihoumian，yuanzhangjingranzoudaochengyangmianqian。
“shizaiduibuqichengxiansheng，wodaibiaozhongxinyiyuan，zhengzhongdexiangnindaoqian，ninkeyizoule！”
“zou？wobuzou，zheitinghaoa。”
chengyangheiheiyixiao，zhijietangzaihuangmaodeshenshang，yuanzhangdunshimiansetieqing，jiandaozheigechangmian，wangyuyeshidaqibuganchuyige，paaizou。
zheijiahuo，zhenzheimeyounengnai？
quanshuowuxiao，yuanzhangzhinengdalegedianhua。
“zhouzong，womenxiangfangren，keshitabuzoua。”
meiguoduojiu，ningandalaozhouranqiang，gushenyirenzoudaolebaoanshi。
“chengxiansheng，wofuqindeshisunjiaoshouyijingjieshiguole，wodaizhoujiaduinibiaoshiganxie，tongshidaibiaozhongxinyiyuannidaoqian。”
dalaoqinzishuohua，gouyoumianzileba？wangyu
“wokebuganjieshou，wumiewobushuo，yourenhaiweixiewo。”
chengyangyouzaidekaozaiyizishang，kanxiang。
zhouranqiangdunshiyanshenbinglengde，saoxiangwangyu。houzhedunshiduosuoleyixia。
jiezhechengyang，jingranyouzaidebishangyanjing，“nimenzouba，wodexiehui。”
yishijian，zhongrendoushayanle，liandalaodemianzidoubuji？
buguozenmeshuo，chengyangyeshizhoujiadejiumingenren，erqiewangyudequeweixietale。
yuqingyuli，zheidoumeifashuoa，duizhouranqiangshengyudoushihendawenti。
jiuzaizheishihou，wangyudiguolaitongdianhua，
chengyangkanleyanlianxiren，caijieguolai。
“老婆，想我了？”
“xinglechengyang，renjiajiniliandeyao，ganjinjiwogunhuilai，fouzeniyongyuanyebuyongjianwole！”
dianhuazhongchuanlai，linyaxinhentiebuchenggangdemasheng。
“haolei。”chengyangguaduandianhua，zheicaibujinbumandezhanleqilai。
tacaibuguanshenmegoupidalao，buguolaopofahuale，zijideting。
“manzouachengxiansheng，huanyingzailai。”
wangyuheyuanzhang，ganmangpeixiao。
youjiandaozhouranqiangneizuyishasirendemuguang，dajiadoubushuohuale。
chengyanglidoumeilitamen，gangchulezhongxinyiyuan，jiukandaoyiliangbenchisuvtingzaiwaimian。
“程先生。”
sunwenzaojiudenghouzaichepang，zouguolaifeichanggongjingdalegezhaohu。
cheshangdesijizhijieshayanle，sunwenkeshizhongyijiedeqiaochu，yixuejiedetaidourenwu，diweijigao。
kexianzaiduizheimeyigeqingnianrucigongjing，zhenshipangrendadieyanjing。
“bietaizhangyang，wobuxihuan。”
chengyangyoudianwuyu，bukeqideshuodao。
“neihaoneihao，xiaoxiansheng，laoxiulaijinijiefeng。”
chengyangwenyanyaoleyaotou，“neijiumianle，buguonizheichebucuoa，tingguiba。”
sunwenyileng，lianmangshuodao：“yiliangbenchibusuanshenme，nixuyao，wojialiyoutailaosilaisi。”
“neijiubuyongle，jiuzheige。”
chengyangzhaohuleyisheng，yaoguosijishoujilideyaochi，shangleche，yangzhangerqu。
“zheibushiqiangma，wobaojing！”sijijianzhuang，youxiefennudeshuodao。
sunwenbujinmeiyouxinteng，fanermiandaixiaoyi。，“nidongshenme，wodemudedadaole。”kanzhechengyanglikaidebeijing，sunwenduizhesijishuodao。
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linjia，chengyangbachetingzailemenwai，xinqingbucuo。dejinlewu。
“你还有脸回来！”
chengyangyanlekoukoushui，shizhangmuniang！
“yitiantianjiunengreshi，womenlinjiadelian，dourangnijidiujinle！”
“yaxinjinizaiyiqi，zhenshidaolexuemeile！”
zhaomeiyunyaoyaqiechi，zhizhidiandiandeshuluozhe。
“gundan，yihougunchuzheigejia。”
kandaochengyang，zhaomeiyunqibudayichulai，zhijieshuaishanglemen。
wunai，chengyangzhinengdaofujinliangong
yiyuanneibianhaiyougongzuo，yizhidaowanshang，zhidaochengyangmeishiledelinyaxin，caihuidaolejia。
jiandaolinyaxin，benyiweihuipitougailianyidunma，meixiangdaolinyaxinzhishisonglekouqiside。
“yihouxiaoxindian，bushimeicidouzheimehaoyun。”
linyaxinhaiyiwei，shibiaogeqidaolezuoyong。
shuowanyebuyuanyidalichengyang，daizhetahuilejia。
chengyangxinlifanerhainuanyangyangde，buguanshiqianshenghaishijinshi，zijidoumeiaicuoren。
buwangtafeijinxinsi，chengweizheigeshangmennvxu。