废物女婿

“yo,haiyangkuaikana,zheibushisujianeigefeiwushangmennvxume?”

zhijianyinanyinv,shenzheshehuamingguiyiwu,zhengchaozheibianzoulai。

wanghaiyanglianshangliuluchujifenyiwaihexixue:“ei?haizhenshia——zezeze,ruzhuiwunian,tingshuoliansuchuqingdeshouzhidoumeipengguo,xianzailaopohaibeiweijiaqiangzou,wodouyoudiantongqingzheigefeiwule。”

“bieshuole,wodoukuaikule。”

liangrenchaofengguohou,hahadaxiaoqilai。

ludingtianmianwubiaoqing,pielepieerren,naohaizhongjingshimeishenmeyinxiang。

jibianshiwunianqiandeneigeta,yebuhuiteyiqujizhuzheizhongdijizhiren。

dangxia,zhijiewushiliangren,taibuyaokuarumennei。

wanghaiyangjianzhuang,lianseyouxienankan。

zheigefeiwujingganruciwuli?haishiduizijipaolelianggeduoyuedeyangzixuan。

meidengbaoanyoushenmedongzuo,wanghaiyangjiuqiangshangqianlanzhuludingtian:“zhanzhu!zixuangennishuohua,nigefeiwujibenshaohaohaotingzhe!”

本少?

yinweiweijinghaodeyuangu,ludingtianxianzai,duiwankuzidimeiyourenhehaogan。

ludingtiantingxiajiaobu,zhongyubuzaimianwubiaoqing。

却也没有生气。

ershi,zuijiaoweiweiyangqileyisixielidehudu。

yanqianzheitiaoluanfeideyegou,suanshimianqiangyinqiletadezhuyi。

“哦?”

ludingtiansixiaofeixiao,muguangwangzhewanghaiyang:“yaoshiwobuhaohaotingzheni?”

这一眼,狼顾虎视。

wanghaiyanglengleyixia,xuanjixinlifachu:zheihaishiyiqianneigefeiwuma?zenmekanzheyouxiebuduijing?

huashuoqilai,zheixieniantahaoxiangqudangbingle……shile,yuanlaishizheiyang……

wanghaiyangnianjicichu,wenxiaxinshen,zhongshineifuxixuedezuilian:“woshuozenmehuanlegerenside,gaibuhuiyiweizijidanglejiniandatoubing,jiunenggaibianshenmeba?”

“jiusuanzaidangshinianbing,niyezhishiyitiaoxiangsujiayaoweibadefeigoueryi!”

yipangdeyangzixuanzuomengyemeixiangdao,zheigeludingtian,gangcaijuranganzaizijishuohuashiwushita。

zheijianzhishimodadewuru!

pingrili,jishishineixiehaomenzidi,zaimianduitashi,yeshibinbinyouli,chuchuweihu,tashenmeshihoubeizheiyangwushiguo?

hekuang,yanqianzhirenhaishiwenmingjiangchengdefeiwuzhuixu。

tashenzhiyishimeihuiguoshenlai。

zuoweiyiweizhongxingpengyuedemingyuan,tajuebunengrenshouzheizhongwuru。

yangzixuanchenxianeizhangjingxindabandelian,lengshengdao:“jiwoguixia!”

“woyangjiazaijiangchengdeshiliheshouduan,shinizheizhongfeiwujueduimeiyouzigelingjiaode,ququyigesujiashangmennvxu,genbenbupeiwoduifu。”

“guizaizheili,ketoudaoqian,wokeyidangzheijianshimeifashengguo。”

ruciwulizhiyan,shuodelisuodangran,jinxianshengqilingrenzhitai。

mingmingzijixiurutarenzaixian,quefaneryaoqiuduifangguixiadaoqian。

xianran,kaozhejiazubeijing,pingshiqifurenguanle。

yipangdewanghaiyangyeshouqixixiaolianse,zhuanerhenhenhechi:“jiulianniyuefusuhonglanglaile,jiandaowomenliangjiaderen,yedebigongbijing,nisuanshenmedongxi,jingganfangsi!”

“likeguixiaxiangzixuanketoudaoqian,fouzedaduannineishuanggoutui!”

yangjiahewangjia,suiranbibushangweijiazaijiangchengdetaotianquanshi,danyeshibentuminglieqianmaodehaomenshizu,juefeisujiazheiyangdexunchangjiazusuonengdezui。

gengbieshuo,sujiadexiaoxiaozhuixu。

zaierrenyanli,napayaofeidiaoludingtian,yebuguoshiyijuhuadeshiqingbale。

yaotaxiaguidaoqian,jianzhishitiandaderenci。

ludingtianzuijiaodehudugengsheng。

tataiqiyoushou,mantiaosilidicongfengyineidouquchuyibaotegongxiangyan,huanhuandianran,shenxiyikouhou,qingtuyanwu。

tadeyanshentouguoyanwu,wangzhewanghaiyang:“jiuyinweiwogangcaiwushileta,suoyiyaoxiaguidaoqianme?”

wanghaiyanglengxiaoyisheng:“feihua,zhenggejiangcheng,yousheiganduiyangjiazurenruciwuli?yaonixiaguidaoqian,yijingsuanbianyinile!kuizixuanxindishanliang,fouze,bidingfeileni!”

“哦。”

ludingtianwangzheyanwuyingrao,xinbuzaiyan。

“neinimenerrenxianqianduiwoderuma,yougaizenmesuanni?”

wanghaiyangwenyan,xianshiyileng,jiezhexiaochushenglai:“zixuan,zheigefeiwudangbingdangshale。”

yangzixuanqingxiaoyisheng,liansezhuanerbuxiezhizhi。

“yiwoyangjiadediwei,bieshuorumani,jiusuandani、feileni,yousuandeleshenme?”

“ququyigesujiazhuixu,ruofeijiweijiamianzi,buyishengshi,nixianzaiyijingshigecanfeile。”

ludingtianzhuangruohuangran,manyouyoudao:“nideyisishi,jiuyinweiniyangjiahewangjiayoushili,jiunengshiqianglingruo,bufenshifei?”

wanghaiyangyangqigaoaodexiaba,zhigaoqiyang:“meicuo!”

“ganjinguaiguaixiaguidaoqian,bielangfeiwomenbaoguideshijian,womenhenizheigefeiwudeshijiankeshiwanquanbuyiyangde。”

“yaoshihaibumingbai,dengdinghunyanguohou,benshaoyepairenhaohaojiaojiao……”

wanghaiyangdehuazhishuodaoyiban,jiubeiludingtiandaduanle。

“所以说——”

ludingtianqingdanyanhui,liekaizui。

neizhangjunxiujuelundemianpang,luchuleyimoeguibandexiaorong。

qinyanmuduzheifuxiaorongdeyangzixuanhewanghaiyang,zaiyishunjianjihutingzhilehuxi。

“zhenbuzhidaoniyangjiahewangjia,pingshenmezaiwomianqianjiaoxiao——”

dangludingtianshuodao“qian”zideshihou,chuanzheheisezhanxuedeyoujiaoyijingdongle。

jihumeiyourenkanjianneidaoheisedecanying。

wanghaiyangdeshentihurangongchengqiguaidexingzhuang,liancanjiaodoulaibujifachubiandaofeierchu。

zheicanbaodeyijiao,jiangwanghaiyangchuaichushimikaiwai。

dangludingtianshuowanneijuhua,shentiyijingchuxianzaiwanghaiyangluodizhichu。

“nigangcaishuo,yaodaduanwodetui?”

heisezhanxuecaizaiwanghaiyangdexigaishang。

啪!

“啊啊——”

bansuizhegutousuiliedeshengyin,wanghaiyangcanjiaochusheng。

陆鼎天笑了笑。

“e,nishuodehaoxiangshiyishuangtui。”

啪!

lingyitiaotuidexigai,yechedisuilie。

wanghaiyangdecanjiaoyijingbianchengleaihao。

ludingtianqingyishenwei,yijiaotazaiwanghaiyangdexiongkoushang,fuxiashenlai。

tayanzhongxieyisiyi,jiangzhijianrandezhengwangdexiangyan,couxiangwanghaiyangdeyanjing。