第3章 人家生孩你当娘!

yaliyijie,shixiaoyuanganmangchanfuzhuzijiyeye,yanliyipianjinghai。

zaitakanlai,yeyedeshiligaoshenmoce,youzenhuibeiduifangqingeryijuyazhizhu?

laozhexinzhongtongtou,linjiadezheigezhuixu,bingmeiyouwaimianyaochuandeneimejiandan。

莫非他是那类人?

laozhedangjifangxiazitai,shanyidixiaodao:“woshishilao,guolaizhaonitedishangliangyixieshiqing。”

yeshaotianxinxiang,guozhenlaojiangzuila。

haobukeqidinaqizhuozibiandeshuiguokenleqilai,bianchibianwendao:“weishihaotianlaide?qiuqing?”

shilaomianbugaise,zuowandeshiqing,shilaoyijingzhidao。

suiranyeshaotianzheiyanghenxiangshizaiegaodajia,danzheijianshibingmeiyoubiaomianshangkanlaizheimejiandan。

“meicuo,bijingshihaotianshiwodesunzi,zuochurucieshi,zongyaofuchudaijiade。”

tingdaozhei,yeshaotianmingbaishilaoxiwangnenggouxishiningren,jixuzhuijiuxiaqu,duisheidoumeiyouhaochu。

danzheilimiandewuhuibingmeiyouneimeqingyijiukeyihuajiede。

jiyizhong,shihaotianyizhidouhenchongdong,erzheiciwanquanjiushiliquancongzhongzuogeng,bixubazheigewentijiejue,buranyihouhuigengmafan。

“shilao,zheijianshibunengsuanle,bijingshihaotiandepiqininyinggaizhidao,tayaoshizaijingrentiaobo,kongpawoxiaomingkanyoua。”

shilaotingwandiandiantou,zijisunnvhesunzidepiqidouhenhuobao。

至于小命堪忧?

yanqiandenianqingrenbiaomianlanlansansan,danshilaoquekanbutou。

shilaoyezixiangxiangdoujuedekexiao,pianguoyiliaojiqibushuo,haizaitingshijiandaileneimejiu,jiuweihehuliquan,zheifenxinjiheshilishipingchangrensuomeiyoude。

bingqieganggangzhijiejiangzijideqishiqingeryijuyazhubushuo,haiyouyisitunmeizijiqixideweidao,zheizuyishuomingbushiyibandegaoshou。

xiangdaozhei,shilaozixiyikan,faxiantayanzhonganshanjingguang。

zheiyiqieyuneishujiganghaowenhe,yeshaotiandezhuangtaichaochuleshilaodexiangxiang。

huoxubierenbuqingchu,ketaquelvedongyier。

neichuanshuoshizhende,yinweitacengjingjianguoneixieren。

“xiaoyuan,mashangdaizheshihaotianguolaijiyexianshengdaoqian!”shilaolikezuohaodasuan,duizheshixiaoyuandao。

“yexiansheng?yeye,nimeishiba?tayouneizige?”shixiaoyuanjingya,biaoqingbuxie。

yeshaotianzirenxinggewenrun,danmianduiyanqianzheiweidaxiaojie,yeshaotianhaishijuedingjitayigejiaoxun。

tadingzheshixiaoyuan,shenchuzuoshou,yong《liurenqishu》,suanzheshixiaoyuandemingshu。

“zhei…”benlaishilaohaishilehehediquanshuo,rujinkandaozheimu,dunshihunshenmaolenghan。

nandaoshuo,yeshaotianhaihuizheidengqishu?

shixiaoyuanguguaidikanleyiyanyeshaotian,suihoulenghengdao,“zhuangshennonggui!”

yeshaotianbingbuzaihutaruheshuoziji,momosuanwanhou,xixuedao:“tingyouyiside,wojiniyigepiyuruhe?”

“he!wokannizheigepianzinengshuochushenmelai!”

“renjiazaishunichengliang,renjiashenghainidangniang!”

shuowan,shilaoheshixiaoyuandouzhengzailedangchang,tamenmingbaizheiyisi。

“nijuranzuzhouwodanghouma?ni!”

shixiaoyuanqideliandouhongle!

tanianjiqingqingyiguinv,meitanguolianaibushuo,zheixiazhijiebeirenshuodanghouma。

taruhenengrenshou,mashangjiuyaobaoqidaren。

“tingxia!”shilaoyishengdahejianyinyinyouzheleitingzhiyi,zhijiejiangshixiaoyuanzhenzaidangchang。

“yeye,zheige**zhouwo。”shixiaoyuanweiqu,zhijiejiupaolechuqu。

yishijian,fangjianneizhishengxialeshilaoheyeshaotianerren。

“yexiansheng,zheijianshishiwomenbuhao。”shilaoganmangdaoqian,erhouwendao,“ninshuodeneipiyu…ruhejie?”

yeshaotiankanzheshilao,xianrulechenmo。

施老则一脸焦急。

“nimenzhiqianshibushiyezhaorensuanguo?”guoleyihuier,yeshaotianqingqingdiwendao。

“suanguo,dan…jieguodoushuobutaihao。womanzhexiaoyuan,burangtaduoxiang。”

mingshubukewei,xiangyaogaimingjiuyidingdedengshangxiuxianzhilu,kejiulianxiandiyetaotuobulejieshu。

“haohuaicanban,zhihouhuifashenghenduoshiqing,yeyincierqi,jutiwoyezhuomobutou。buguowosuanle,nimenhenxihuanneigehaizi。”

yeshaotiansuanwanhouchajuedaoyisixiqiao,danzhihouyoumohuleqilai,qizhonghaoxiangyoumouxiepianzhuan,zheilimiandaodifashengleshenme,sheiyebuzhidao。

《liurenqishu》guiyizhiji,suanrenbunengsuanji。

qianshineixiexihuiliurenqishudegaoren,xiulianchengxian,fengxionghuaji,yebuzhiyuduozaiguantiangenei,weitarensuanminghuanquziyuan。

dangshi,zijichengjiuxiandi,fangcaiyouzigexidezheimenqishu。tongshi,guantiangegezhuqueshenzhongdishuo,zheimenqishuwanwanbukeqingyidongyong,yifangrelaiyinguobaoying。

xiangdaozheili,yeshaotianxinzhongnanan,danquebuzhizheibuancongnaerlai。

果然邪门!

tingwanjiexideshilaoyilianjingcha,dantongshisongleyikouqi。

zheigehaiziruguoshijianengjieshou,daoyesuanbudehuaishi。

shilaodaoxiehou,jiucongconglikaile,quzhaozijizaiqitoushangdesunnv。

eryeshaotianzhongyuergenqingjing。

zijideshentizaozaizuowanbianyixiufuhao,yiyuandaibuzhu,yeshaotianxiangchuqukankanzheishijie。

xiawu,yeshaotianjiukaishibanlichuyuanshouxu,suiranyishenghaixianggaoqingchuyuanyin,naiheyeshaotianbutongyi,yezhihaopizhunle。

yeshaotiannaqishouji,faxianyouliangtiaoxinxidanlechulai。

一条是林菲菲。

“niyaochuyuan?zaiyiyuandengwo,wolaijieni。”

kanqilaitingguanxinziji,buguoguanxiyemeiyouduoshaoqinjin。

lingwaiyitiaozeshishihaotian,yikanbianshihenyinongzhong。

“yeshaotian,nijiwodengzhe!”

yeshaotianlengxiao,zheirenmeishenmebenshi,piqidaotingda,bujicirenyidianyanse,zheirenbianjuebuzhitiangaodihou。

laozikebupani,shijiaderen,zhenshiyigebiyigechun。

门外脚步声响起。

“砰!”

bingfangdemenbeirencongwaimianhenhendizhuangkai,weishouderenchuleshihaotianhaiyoushei。

shihaotiandingzhexiongmaoyanbushuo,lianshanghaiyouhongtongtongdebazhangyin,taehenhendichongjinlebingfang。

zhijiehoudao:“yeshaotian,nijintiansile。”

yeshaotianyouxiewuyu,zheimekuaibianshiganlaile。

buguo,talianshangshisheigande?

zaiqingzhoushijigerengandashihaotian?haibatadachengzheiyang,bupashijiachurenbaofu?

yeshaotianmomingqimiaodewendao:“sheibanidale?”

tingdaozheihua,shihaotiangengshihuoda,madao:“**,laozigangcongjuzilichulai,ganghaopengshangwojie,talaorenjiazhijiebawodaleyidun。”

What?

yeshaotianxinlimomogantan,zheijiedierrenbaopiqihaizhenchabuduo。

suihouhoumianyoupaolaiyiwofengren,weishoudeshijuranshiliquanhetadeneixiebaobiao。

“haotian,nilengjingyixia,gangcongjuzilichulai,zenmekeyidongshoudaren。”

“liquan?”yeshaotianbuxie。

zhiqianzheijushentidesiwang,guguaizhiji,bixucongzheixiaozishenshangtaodianhuachulai。

wushuguiyibushuo,genghekuangzijihaiweihuifushili,tiqianchanchuyinhuancairangrenanxin。

liquanyizheng,youxiexinxu,xinxudeyuanyinziranshipashiqingbailu,zhihaoganbabadexiaodao:“zhiqiandeshiqingwokemeichanhe,wobushihailazhenimenbiedongshounima。”

qifenkaishijiangying,shihaotiansuiranhuoqihenda,danhaipazaijinjuzi,suoyitayerenzhumeidaren。

“叮铃铃!”

liquanshoujikaishizuoxiang,tazhidetaochushouji,shangmiandexiaoxirangtadachiyijing。

suijitanaozizhuandongjian,xinshengduji。

ershihaotianhaizaiqitoushang,zhihaozuibafanghenhua,“yeshaotiannigemeiguqidelaji,zhenbuzhidaolinfeifeishibushixiale。”

yeshaotianlidoubuxianglizheiren,raoguoshihaotianjiuzhunbeilikaifangjian。

liquanqueturanduzhulelu,yilianexindexiao。

“ganshenme?”yeshaotianliansezhujianyinchenxialai。

“yeshaotianayeshaotian,wogaishuonishenmehao,yinweini,qingzhoushishangcengyijingxianqijingtaohailang。”liquanlianshangkanqilaishifenfennu,danzixikandehua,quefaxiantashifendeyi。

什么玩意?

zhongrenyilianmeng,zhihaokanzheliquan。

kandaozhongrendoukanzheziji,liquanxinlimeizizide,mianshangqueyifutonghendekouwen。

“nijinggansanboshixiaoyuandeyaoyan,nizheiyangzuo,tayihougairuhejiaren!”

yitingzheihua,suoyourenjieshiyijing,mofeishuoyeshaotianheshixiaoyuanzhijianchuleshenmeshi?

shihaotianyitinggengjiabaozao,zhijiehoudao:“wozenmebuzhidaowojiejiedeyaoyan?”

liquanjiandaochangmianyijingqilexiaoguo,gengshifennudishuodao:“yeshaotianshuonijiejieshidanghoumademing。”

zhongrenbuyoudedaoxiyikoulengqi。

shihaotiantingdaozheihua,zhongyushimingbaizijiweishenmebeizijijiejietongda。

taniutoukanzheyeshaotian,neixuehongdeshuangmukandezhongrenxinzhongyijing。

“我要杀了你!”

shunjian,shihaotianbianlaidaoyeshaotianshenbian,youquanzhongzhonghuichu!

shihaotiandongzuoxunmeng,zhongrenzhigandaoyanqianyihua,shihaotiandequantoujiuyijinggongxiangleyeshaotian,buyoudejingjiaochusheng。

“shishaoye,biechongdonga!”

“wanle,shishaoyezhendenule,bachengyeshaotianzhenbeidasi。”

liquankandao,yanliliuluchuyisikuangxi。

“嘭!”

routizhuangjidexiangshengchuanruzhongrendeerduo,suihouyeshaotiandeshenxingxianghouyishan。

guangpingzheigeshengxiang,kongpayeshaotianmeisiyechabuduole。

danyeshaotiandecanjiaoshengbingmeiyouxiangqi,zhikanjiantamiandaiweixiao,wanwanzhengzhengdizhanzaibingfangzhizhong。

“怎么回事?”

“发生了什么?”

tingzhepangrendeyilunsheng,liquanyongliroulerouyanjing,tabuganxiangxin,yeshaotianjingranhaofaweishang。

suihounaoziyizhuan,ganmangshuodao:“shige,suanlesuanle,bujiushiyaoyanma。”

zheihuahenhendizaichaishangtianleyibayou。

shihaotianyanjingsisididingzheyeshaotian,erduolizeshiliquanguozaodeshengyin。

“闭嘴!”