第1章 养猪的兵王

weiyuyaoyuandeyamaxunconglinzhong。

liushaxunlianying,houshanzhupeng。

"xialuo,congjintianqi,nibuyongweizhule,yougerenwujiaojini。"

yigeshencai**,chuanzheconglinmicaifudenvjiaoguan,duizhupengliyigezhengzaiweizhudeshougaoqingnianhandao。

xialuotingdaozheihua,limagendaleyijijixueside,basiliaotonghehulupiaoyireng,jidongwubidichongdaonvjiaoguanshenbian。

"qiutongjie,wo……womeitingcuoba?xiaoyeyourenwule?!"

"臭死了。"

nvjiaoguanhenxianqidiniejinlinglongxiubi,"suannizouyun,jiuyeqinzixialing,zhaonihuiguo,zhixingyixiangteshuderenwu。"

"特殊的任务?"

xialuoyingtingdejianmeiyitiao,xinzhongjingti,"shenmeyangderenwu?"

"jutiwoyebutaiqingchu,sihushijiuyeyiweijiuyousuotuo,qubaohutadehoudai。"

nvjiaoguanxianglexiang,wumeixiaodao:"duile,tingshuoshigemeinve~"

"meinv?hehe,neilao**shibushihaishuoshenme,fubaimaomeidazhangtui。"

nvjiaoguanmuguangyayi,"nizenmezhidao?"

"kao,zheishaqiandaodelao**,youxiangkengwo……"

xialuomianjiajirouchouchuleyixia,zhuanshenjiandingdizouhuizhupeng,"buqu!shuoshenmeyebuqu!"

"jiuyeqinling,niganbucong?"

nvjiaoguanqinglengdeliandanshang,lveguoyimosenhan:

"xialuo,nidangchusuiranzhuchengdacuo,danyichaoruwoliusha,shengshiliusharen,sishiliushagui。gongrankangming,nizhidaohuiyoushenmeyangdexiachang……"

"biejiwozhengneixiemeiyongde,youzhongnijiuyiqiangdasiwo!"

xialuogancuibaozheshoubei,wangdishangyizuo。

"你!"

nvjiaoguanyinyayiyao,taochuleqiang。

"qiutongjie,wokeshinikanzhezhangdade,suannibangeqinren,nishedeshawoma?"xialuowaizhenaodai,yuqitouzhejifenhuaixiao。

"chouxiaozi,shaolaizheizhao!"

nvjiaoguanxingxingchuaihuipeiqiang,dengletayiyan,"zheicirenwubutong,jiuyeyijingdayingrenjiale,nizaizenmerenxingyeshiyidingyaoqude。"

"我就不去。"

xialuoshichilechengtuotielexin,yaoyadao:"qiutongjie,nishibuzhidaoneilaozeiyouduokengdiea,shangcipaiwoqunanhaixingzhou,mingmingshuojiuyigeren,jieguoshitemeyiqunren!

haiyouqubeifangshijieneici,shuohaodetianshiliandan,moguishencai,jieguoneinvdeyidunnengchishiergejuwubahanbao,nima,**biwolaojiademopanhaida!"

yibianshuozhe,xialuohaiyongshoubihualeyixia,banvjiaoguandoudewugegeqingxiao。

zheiyeliangzhijiandeenyuana,yaoshishuoqilai,kongpaqitianqiyeyeshuobuwan。

"wodehaojiejie,nijiudangkeliankelianwo,fangwoyitiaoshenglu,paibierenquba。"xialuoshuangshouheshi,kelianbabadeshuodao。

meibanfa,zhinengyongneiyizhaole。

nvjiaoguanxinzhongyouyouyitan,shensejiandingdao:"buxing,zheigerenwu,feinimoshu。"

"ca,zheidaodishiweishenmea?"

xialuojiubumingbaile,"zanmenliushayouneimeduoyouxiudeshashou,jiuyeganmapianpiangenwoguobuqua。"

"yinweijiuyeneiweijiuyoulaifangshi,tilesangetiaojian。"

nvjiaoguanhenyansudidao:"diyi,shilibixushiyongbingjiedingjianzhiliu。"

"派阎哥去啊。"

"dier,xinsibixuzhenmi,bunengchuyisiyihaodechacuo。"

"夜枭。"

夏洛想也不想。

"zuiguanjiandeyidian,ren,bixuyaozhangdeshuai。"nvjiaoguanshenseningzhongdishuochulezuihouyigetiaojian。

"……"

xialuochenjilehaoyihuier,zuizhongyaoyaotou,"fuwoqilai。"

……

两天后。

songjiangguojijichang,xiawuyidian。

"zuguo,wodemuqin,wozhongyuhuilaile!"

zaizhongduolurenjingchademuguangzhong,yigebeizhepopolanlandekuabao、yishanlanlvdeqingnian,chongchujichangdating,pudaozaidi,shenshenqinwenleyixiadimian。

qinwanhou,talimafengfengdiandiandipaolechuqu:"haha!songjiangdemeizimen,wolaile。"

"神经病吧。"

"脑残。"

"傻帽。"

yizheguangxiandeshehuijingyingmen,fenfenzhouqimeitou,rubiwenshen。

yuanlixiandaichengshisannian,xialuozouzaiganjingzhengjiedejiedaoshang,meiyoubiandidefuye、yuniheduwu,tadaoyoudianbushiying。

haozaizhouweibianhuabushitebieda,tahainengjieshou。

"sannianle,zicongwofeidiaojiangjianeixiaozaizi,yijingguoquzhengzhengsannianle。dangshi,jiuyeyinuzhixia,bawodiujinyamaxunxunlianying,rangqiutongjieriye……ebu,caolianwo。danwohechangbuzhidao,tamenqishishiweilebaohuwoni……"

xialuozuijiaoxianqiyimokuxiao。

tashigemeidiemeiniangdeguer。

sisuineinian,shijiuyeheqiutongjiebatacongfuliyuantiaoxuanchulai,jiaruliusha,chuanshouwuxue,suoyizheierren,jiushitadeqinyeyeheqinjiejie。

zheici,qiutongjierangtalaidaoyanguoerxianchengshi'songjiangshi',baohuyigeshangyejituandeqianjindaxiaojie。

"baohuyigeqianjinxiaojie,qie,chengsisuangedjirenwuba?zheiyetaimeitiaozhanxingle。"

夏洛十分郁闷。

tatangtang【xiuluo】,cengshiheianshijieshuyishuerdegaoshou,xiangbudaoyouchaoyirijingranlunluodaoquzuodjirenwu?

zheiyaoshirangtaneixieyongbingjiedepengyouzhidao,haibudexiaodiaodaya!

yaozhidao,taxiuluowuqingjian,zaozaisannianqianjiufeiajirenwubujiele。

"shifu,shengshidashaquma?"

xialuozaicheliuxiongyongdelubian,lanxiayiliangchuzuche。

congchechuanglizuanchuyigepifuyouheidejingzhuanghanzi,tashangxiaqingmiedidalianglexialuoyiyan,"xiaoqigai,niyouqianzuochema?"

"有啊。"

xialuocongsuishenbeizhedeneigetuhuangsekuabaolifanchuyidatabaiyuanchaopiao,zheishilinzouqian,qiutongjiesaijitadeyiwankuailufei。

"**?"jingzhuanghanzizheshizhenjingleyixia,zheigexiaoqigai,jingransuishendaizheimeduoxianjin?gujishinaertoulaideba。

"小兄弟,上车!"

jingzhuanghanzihaoshuangdizhaohuningxiaofanshangche,yijiaoyoumenjiucuanlechuqu。

haimeishifenzhong,xialuojiukandaoyigemingwei"shengshitianheng"degaoloudasha,congyanqianfeichierguo,talimajiaosijitingche。

jingzhuanghanziyoushoudazhefangxiangpan,pilipiqidixiaodao:"xiaoxiongdi,nikancuole,neibushinishuodeshengshidasha,neizieryinggaishuzhenian,jiaoshengtianshiheng。

shengshitianhengzaichengxi,lizheiersanshiduogongli,yuanzheni!"

"哦。"

xialuochulaizhadao,yebutaidong。

danzaicheshangshuileyigeduoxiaoshihou,tafaxianzijiyouhuidaolezhiqiandeneichuangdasha。

"jiqianba。"jingzhuanghanzizhilezhijishiqi,"yigong164yuan。"

"擦,你玩我?"

xialuodaweinaohuo,hezhetagenzheihuozaishilidouleyidaquan,youhuidaoleyuandi。

"wanshenmewan,laozimangzheni!"

jingzhuanghanziyanjingyifan,zuoshoushunshicongchedixiataochuyibabishou,dunlujifenxionghenzhise,"nitaobutaoqian?"

"好,我给你。"

xialuoshuowan,youshoushandianbantanchu,jingzhuanghanzizhijueyanqianyihua,shoulidebishoujiubeiduozoule。

ranhouzhijianxialuoziyalengxiao,shaoweiyongliyinie,yibinggangtiezhuchengdebishouzhijiebeiniechengletieni。

"**?!"

jingzhuanghanziyiweizijizaizuomeng,shijingerroulerouyanjing,ranhouhedeguaijiaoyisheng,"ni……nishirenshigui?"

tushounietieruni,tianlaoye,haishirenleinengbandaodeshiqingma?zheixiaozikanzheshougeboxituier,xiangbudaoliqizheimekongbu。

"nigangcaishuoduoshaoqianlaizhe?"xialuojixingbutaihao。

"bububu……buyaole,xiaoxiongdi,neisha,wogangcaishidainilinglveyiquanwomensongjiangshidefengjing,mianfei,mianfeide。"jingzhuanghanzimolebanaomenshangdexuhan,shanshanxiaodao。

"这么贴心?"

"shia,jixiangxialaidepengyousongwennuanma。"

"好!"

xialuobaniechenglannidebishouyidiu,pailepaishou:

"songwennuanshiba,woyejinisonggewennuan,zhiqiannidaiwozaishiqudoulejidaquan,danwuwoyigeduoxiaoshi,nizhidaoxiaoyewodeshenjiashiduoshaoma?"

'nichuandegenqigaichabuduo,yougepideshenjia!'

jingzhuanghanziandilizhouma,biaomianshangquekusangzheliandao:"xing,wopeininwugongfei……"

shuowan,tamanlianroutengdicongkudoulichouchuyigeeyupijia,xiangdianjizhangchulai,xialuoqueyihuishouquanqiangzoule。

"xiele,sijidage,nirenzhenhao,dachehaidaotieqian。"xialuoxiaoxixididianledianpijialideqian,faxianjingranyouyiqianduo。

"yinggaide,yinggaide。"

精壮汉子欲哭无泪。

nima,tajintianzheishizaoleshenmeniea,jitiandehuoquanbaiganle。

xialuozouhou,taqidoubudayichulai,yijiaoyoumenmengchongchuqu。

kehaimeikaiduoyuan,lubianyigebawangbantiandelaotaitai,yigejianbucuanshangqian,dongzuoshuliandiwangdishangyitang,dahandajiao:"aiyo,nizhuangdaowole!haotenga……"

xialuotouguoquyigekeliandeyanshen,yaoleyaotou,dabuzouxiangshengshidasha。