第4章
“张…张阎王？！”
钱婶脸都吓绿了。
taxiangponaodaiyexiangbuchulai，zheizundafozenmelaile？
张阎王什么级别？
neijiushiluochengdedixiahuangdia！
“aiyou，zhangye，shenmefengbaninji…a！！”
qianshengangxiangshangqiantaogejinhu，jiubeizhangbeihaidetieshenbaobiaoadao，yibazhangchoufeilechuqu：“gun！”
qianshenzuzuzhuanlehaojiquan，zhongzhongdishuailegegoukenni，wuzhebeidazhongdelian，manshihuangkong。
完了！
zhangyanwangfenmingshitizheiniangliangchutoulaile！
gaiside！zheiduiqiongsuanmunvzenmehezhangyanwangpanshangguanxile？
nandaoshuo…jiangqingrouzheixiaobiaozahuirongqian，hezhangyanwangyouguoyitui？
qianshenyuexiangyuejuedeyouzheigekeneng，dangxiajiuketouqiurao：“zhangyeraominga！zaozhidaojiangqingroushinindenvren，ninjiushijiewoyibaigedan，woyebugan…”
jieguohuameishuowan，jiubeiyishuangshaqishizudeyanshenjidenglehuiqu。
zhangbeihaijingzhizoudaochuyuanmianqian，gongjingdijuleyigong：“xiaotianshi！”
shangbaimingheixizhuangyegenzhejugongdao：“xiaotianshi！”
“轰”
wanruyidaotianleidangtoupixia，qianshenzhijiebeizheiyimuhedewanghundamao！
zhangyanwanghedengshenfen，jingranjiyigemaotouxiaozijugong？！
zheigemaotouxiaozidebeijingyougaiyouduokongbu？
yixiangdaozijijingranzhaorelezheizhongcunzai，qianshendunshixiangsidexindouyoule！
“laofanzhangbobo，songwomenquyitangdengshentai。”chuyuandandandifenfudao。
“是！”
zhangbeihaiqinzilakaichemen，yinqindizhaohudao：“xiaotianshi、liangweinvshi，qing～”
wanglanyingzhidaozuodaochelideshihou，zhenggerendouhaimengmengde。
ganggangshizhangyanwangmeicuoba？
yitadeshenfen，jingranqinzijizijikaichemen？
zheidaiyu，jiushijiangjiabudao，yeyagenbuganxianga！
cishicike，jiangqingroudexinlitongyangyouwushudeyiwen，xiangwenwenchuyuan。
danhenkuai，tajiushiranle。
ta，bijingshilaotianshidediziya。
laotianshi，keshihuoshenxianyibandecunzaili！
erjiuzaichuyuanyixingrenzouhou，adaoshixuedipieleqianshenyiyan，zhijianyimeitixudaopiandouwanchulecanying。
“dashen，henhuishuohuashiba？”
hanguangyishan，banjieshetoujiufeilechuqu。
zuzuguolejishimiao，qianshencaifanyingguolai，bennengdijiuxianghan“sharenle”，quefaxianzaiyeshuobuchuhualai…
登神台。
一号别墅。
“xiaotianshi，zanmendaole。”zhangbeihaigongjingshuodao。
chuyuandianlediantou：“youlaozhangbobole。”
shuowan，weiweiyixiao：“zhangbobozheishiyaochuyuanmen？”
zhangbeihaiyijing，zijiyaowaichudeshi，keshilianerzizhangtianlongdoumeigaosua！
“guoranshenmedoumanbuguoxiaotianshia！”
zhangbeihaijingpeidifachuyishenggantan，xuanjibaozhengdao：“buguoqingxiaotianshifangxin，wozhishiqubaifangyiweienren，henkuaijiunenghuilai，juebuhuidanwunindeshi！”
chuyuandao：“yaocaideshibuji，buguoniyaoshiqudehua，bazheigedaishangba。”
“这是？”
zhangbeihaishuangshoujieguochuyuandilaideyigexiaociping，bujiediwendao。
“limianzhuangzhejiumingdedongxi，daoshihou，zhangbobohuiyongdezhede。”chuyuandanxiaozhejieshidao。
yitingshuoshijiumingde，zhangbeihaidunshixintouyizhen：“nei…jiuxianxieguoxiaotianshile！”
“xiaotianshi，zheishiquanzidemingpian，wobuzaidezheiliangtian，xiaotianshiyoushenmeshi，jinguanfenfuquanzi！”
zhangbeihaitaochuyizhangchunjindazaodemingpian，xianjichuyuan。
“ng。”chuyuanxinranshouxia。
bijing，zijichulaizhadao，shidexuyaogepaotuide。
“duilexiaotianshi，haiyouyijianshi，jintianshiquanzimingxiayijiashangchangdekaiyedadian，xiaotianshiruoshiyouxingqudehua，bufangdaizhejiang**quzhuanzhuan。”
zhangbeihaishuozheyoudilaijizhangqingtie。
chuyuanshunshoujieguo:“hao！”
zhangbeihaizouhou，wanglanyingzongsuanhuiguoshenlai。
“zheili…jiushidengshentai？jushuozhiyoushenjiashangyideren，caiyouzigeruzhudedengshentai？！”
wanglanyingkanzheyanqianzheidongwubiqipaidedabieshu，jidongdezhenggerendouzaizhandou。
“wangguihuaawangguihua，niyougezhuzaidengshentaidenvxuhenlebuqima？xianzailaoniangxianzhujinlaile，kanniyihouhaizenmegenlaoniangzhuang！”
xiangdaofangcaizaimeimeijiashoudeweiqu，wanglanyingcikeneijiaoyigeyangmeituqi！
henbudexianzaijiupaodaowangguihuajia，haohaogentaxuanyaoxuanyao！
wanglanyingdangjitaochushouji，falegepengyouquan，bingfuwendao:“zheilijiushidengshentai？yebuguoruci！”
“妈～”
kandaowanglanyingrucishikuai，jiangqingroudougenzhesaohonglexiaolian，ganjidikanlechuyuanyiyan:“xiaotianshi，xiexie～”
yaobushichuyuan，tamenniangliangjinwanjiudelusujietoule。
“xieshenme，zanmenbushiyijiarenma？”
chuyuanlisuoyingdangdeyijuhua，dunshirangshaonvdexiaoliangenghongle。
不过这次是羞的。
kanchuleliangrenzhijiandeaimei，wanglanyingxiaodeyanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng。
zaozhidaoxiaotianshizheimeyoumianzi，lianzhangyanwangdouduitadisanxiaside，zijinahaiganxianqitaa？
dangzuzongsidegongzhehailaibujini！
“aduiduidui，qingrou，xiaoyuanshuodedui，zanmenshiyijiaren，shuoshenmexiebuxiede？”
wanglanyingchenlejiangqingrouyiyan。
taxianzaidouhenbudebazijibangzaichuyuandedacutuishang！
jianwanglanyingzhijiegaikoujiao“xiaoyuan”le，jiangqingroubuyoudijueqixiaozui:“ma，nigangcaikebushizheiyangde。”
“hai，maneibushi…neibushiduixiaoyuanhaibugoulejiema，xiaoyuan，niyidingbuhuigenayijijiaode，duibudui？”wanglanyingpeizhexiaowendao。
chuyuanxiaodao:“dangranbuhui，erqie，woyijingdayingguoqingrou，yaoqutaweiqini。”
“shenme？niyaoquwomenjiaqingrou？！”
wanglanyingdunshijingxihuaile:“haohaohao！neishenme！qingrou，zheishizanmenjiahukouben，ninashang，xianzaijiuhexiaoyuanqulingzheng！”
shuozhe，jiubahukoubenqiangsaidaojiangqingrouhuaili，tongshiyigejingertuitawangwaizou。
jiusuanchuyuanbushuo，tayeyaojilicuchengcishi，shengpadaoshoudejinguixufeile！
jiangqingroudunshiyouxiuyouqi:“ma！nixiashuoshenmeni？！”
nvhaizinanengzheimebujinchiya？
哪怕她是个丑女哩…
“qingrou，womenzouba。”
jiuzaijiangqingrougangabuyideshihou，chuyuanqingqingqianqitadeyushou。
jiangqingroudunshixiangguodianyiban，danaoyipiankongbai，daidaidigenzhechuyuanzoule。
yizhidaozouchuhenyuan，jiangqingroufangcairuoruodiwendao:“xiaotianshi，zanmen…zheiyaoshiqunaya？”