清晨。
yichengdaxuexiaoyuandemousushelounei。
“ding，youqiubiyingxitongyijihuo，zhengzaiweisuzhubangding！”
linghanzhengtangzaibeiwolihuhudashui，turanbeiyidaoguguaidedianyinjichaoxing。
什么声音？
linghanbeizheituruqilaideshengyinhedeyigejilingzuoleqilai，mangranhuangusizhou。
zheishengyin……sihushicongzijidenaojichuanchulaide？
danglinghanhenqingxingdiyishidaozheiyidianshi，dunshijingdemantoulenghan，shuiyiquanwu！
到底发生了什么事？
weishenmezijinaojilihuituranchuanchushengyin？
nandaoshiyinweizuowanaoyechiji，chanshenglehuanting？
叮！
linghanzhengweicijingyibudingshi，shuranzhijuenaozhongdeshengyinyuelaiyueqingxi。
jinjiezhe，yanqianshanguoyidaozhuomuxuanmang。
erhou，yidaoguangmudanchuang，shuranchengxianyanqian：“ding，xitongyibangding，qingsuzhushurusuqiu！”
系统……神马情况？
nandaozijizheishibeixitongbangdingle？
dingzhefuxianyuyanqiandedanchuang，linghanjiyishenchumengjing，ganjinshenshouhenhenqialezijiyiba。
raner，datuishangchuanlaidejutonggaosuta，zheibingbushimeng！
输入诉求？
suiran，xianzailinghanyiquedingzijishizhuangdayundedaolexitong。
danzheixitongweimianyetaiqipaleba，juranjiao“youqiubiyingxitong”！
nandao，zhiyaozijishuochusuqiu，xitongjiunenggoudacheng？
ruguozhenshizheiyang，neikezhenshitaishuangle！
简直就是爽爆了！
linghanduicihenshiqidai，dangjiyinaonianduixitongfachuzhiling：“woxiangchengweishijieshoufu，youyongbuwandeqian！”
“ding，suzhudesuqiuyishangchuan，qingshaohou！”
linghandezhilinggangfachu，xitongbianlijizuolehuifu。
ranhou，naojibianxianruyizhenjijingzhizhong……
“ding，gongxisuzhudedaowuxianshuaqianyineng。”
“ding，qingsuzhudakaishoujishangrenyiyikuanjinrongruanjian，shuaxindangqianyue！”
我擦！
wuxianshuaqianyineng！zheishishenmegeng？
jinguannaozilihaishiyizhenmengquan，danlinghanhaishibanxinbanyidimochukoudailineibupoxiaomishouji，dakaizhifubao。
tashigeqiongxuesheng，zhifubaolizhiyoujibaikuaiqian，shenghuohenshijiongpo。
yizhaoxitongtishi，linghanyongyoushoushizhijiangyuebaodeyemianxiangxiayila。
咻！
yuebaoyemianxunsushuaxin。
linghandingyanyikan，bujindachiyijing。
tajidehenqingchu，zijiyuebaoshangdejine，benlaishi503yuan。
danzheiyishuaxinhou，jingshenqidifanleyibei，heranbianchengle1006yuan！
天啊，竟然是真的！
xitongjingranzhendeweizijifuyulewuxianshuaqiandeyineng！
linghanjingxiwanfen，zaishilexiaweixinqianbao，jingdongjinrong，shenzhishigedawangshangyinxingapp，doushitongyangdexiaoguo。
zhiyaotazaiyueyemianshangshuaxin，jiuhuishijinefanbeizengzhang！
太牛逼了！
linghanshizaimeixiangdao，zijibuguoshisuikouyishuo，xitonghaizhendeshiyouqiubiyinga！
shixiang，taxianzaiyoulezheiwuxianshuaqianyineng，lishijieshoufudemengxianghaiyuanma？
jiranyouleshuaqianjinshouzhi，linghandangranbuhuixianzhe，biansuoxingkaozaichuangtou，dakaiyigechangyongdewangshangyinxingapp，pinmingdishualeqilai……
suishuozheizhongwuxianshuaqiandeganjueshizaihenshuang，danlinghanxianranwanglejiezhi。
dengtatingxialaishiyikanwangshangyinxingzhanghaoshangshuachudetianwenshuzi，dunshihedeliansecanbai。
100000000000！
一千亿！
tiana，tazheinitiandeshousu，yitonghuluanlianshua，jingranshualeyiqianyi！