第二章只是笑话
“sheizheimeyouzhong，ganzaizheilinaoshi！”
“sheineigeshazishuode，zhanchulai！”
“是那个瘸子！”
duanzandechenjihou，huaranshengdazuo！
zhongbinkeqishuashuadiwangshengyuanchuwangqu，faxianshuohuadejingshiyigeyizhehansuandegaodaqingnian，shigequezi，chuleshuangyanjiaoweiyoushenwai......yutianqiaodideliulanghanmeishenmequbie。
“zheiqigaishishenmeshihouhunjinlaide？”
“neixiebaoanganshenmechide，zheimegaodangdedifang，juranrangliulanghanhunlejinlai！”
“zanmenkuaizou，biehetadaiyiqi，beizhangjiawuhuijiumafanle！”
duanzandesijiguohou，shiyizhenzhendesaoluan，youxiehetangyizhandejindebinke，birushexieyibanfenfentuikai，henkuai，yitangyiweizhongxin，xingchengleyidaofangyuanshumidezhenkongdidai。
这一刻，无比刺眼！
是他！
唐毅，他没死！
diyiyan，luzhilingjiurenlechulai，jinbuzhujinghuchusheng，zheigeyizhehansuan、miandaixixuedejiahuo，zhengshiliunianqianzaiyeyedeanpaixiaruzhui，zijimingyishangdezhangfu！
“他，要干什么？”
bennengde，luzhilingxindijianshengqiyisisidenuanyi，meixiangdao，zuizhonglaipohuaihunlide，huishixiaoshileliunianzhijiu，zaihenduorenyanzhongzaoyisiqudetangyi。
tazheigeyangzi，yinggaishihundehenburuyi。
wangzheyizhehansuan、quezhetuidetangyi，luzhilingbunancaichutadejiongpochujing，renbuzhuananyaotou。
tangyi，bukenengzaizhangjiashouzhongjiuxiaziji！
feidanruci，yanxiatangyiyijingrenulezhangjia，yizhaozhangdongjieyinhenduladexingge，tajueduihuobuguojinwan。
zheigejieguo，haowuxuannian！
yishizhijian，luzhilingxinzhonggandaozhenzhenjuewangdetongshi，youshifenqinaotangyideyuchun。
“zheigefeiwu，juranmeiyousizainanjing。”
kandaoluzhilingdeshensebianhua，zhangdongjieyanzhonglveguoyimoyinzhi，xinzhonglengxiao：“siquezi，jianletiaominghuilai，haiganlailaozidehunlidaoluan，zheici，laozizhijiebaniweiwangba！”
“woxiangqilaile，tashitangyi，lujianeigeshizongliuniandefeicainvxu！”zhongyu，yourenyerenchuletangyi，dashengjinghuqilai。
dangchuheluzhilingjiehundeshihou，suiranmierbuxuan，danjingguozhangdongjiedekeyisanbo，henduorenshizhidaode。
jshidediyimeinv，zhaoleyigefeicainvxu！
zheizaidangshidequanzili，shiyijianpoweihongdongdexiaohua，bushaorendoushuoluzhongdaoshilaohutule。
“tajiushineigeshizongliuniandedaochamentangyi？taxiangganshenme？”
“xiangganshenme？nikantaneigeqiongkunliaodaodehansuanyang，haiquezheyitiaotui，gentianqiaodideqigaiyoushenmequbie？nijuedeyigeqigainengganshenme？”
kandaotangyizheifuzunrong，zhongrendoucongjingyazhuanweibiyiyubuxie，yigedaochamendefeicai，haiqueleyitiaotui，liandaoluandezigedoumeiyou。
顶多是恶心人而已。
“kendingshilaikanzuihouyiyan，bijingshicengjingdelaopo。”
“haha，laikanzijidelaopohebierenjiehun，zheizhongshitayezuodechulai！”
“qie，zhangshaobaimingjiushibazhantalaopo，tabuguoshiyigedaochamen，genbenmeiyounengligaibianshenme。”
jifengshengbujueyuer，tamenziyiweicaidaoletangyilaizheilidemude，shensejianyishibiyidaolejidian。
“haoa，nizheigefeiwuhaiganhuilai！”
jiuzaizheishi，yigeweipangdezhongniannanrenmanlianfenkaidiyuezhongerchu，zhengshiluzhilingdedaboluwentong，tazoudaotangyimianqian，hedao：
“tangyi，nibuzaishiwolujiadenvxule，gunchuqu！”
“siquezi，haiganlaizheilidaoluan，xinbuxinlaozidaduannilingyitiaotui！”
luzhilingdetangge，shencairushouhoubandelushaoanyechonglechulai，zhizhetangyidebizijiaoma：“nisuanshenmedongxi，zheilishininenglaidema？gundan！”
tamenhaoburongyicaishuofuluzhilingzaijia，yicihuodezhangjiazhichi，yiciwanjiuzaoyizhaitaigaozhudelushijituan。
juebunengrangzheigefeiwupohuaihunli！
henkuai，lujiadenvrenyezoulechulai，fenfenzhizetangyishiruhedelianleidanwulelujia，zhizeyumanmataotaobujue，shifennanting。
taishang，zhangdongjiedelianshangyizhiguazhedeyidexiaorong，tagenbenmeiyoubatangyifangzaiyannei，dandangzhezhongrendemian，haishiyaozhuangzhuangyangzide，biankaikoudao：
“woxiangnilaidaowodehunlixianchang，chulezhufuzhiwai，haiyoulingyigemudeshiyaoqianba，shuoshuokan，xiangyaoduoshaoqian。”yifushishedeyuqi。
“zhangshaozhenshidafang，bukuishijshishuyishuerdeqingnianjunjie，haha！”
“naleqianganjingundan，biezaizheiliaiyan！”
youshipilipalayizhennantingzhijidehua，yourentingdedazhoumeitou，juedetangyihaodaicengjingyeshilujiadenvxu，zheixiehuatainantingle。
“说完了？”
taoletaoerduo，tangyiqidingshenxiandicongdoulitaochuyizhangzhanxindehongsezhengshu，chongzhongrenhuanglehuang，danshengdao：“womenhaimeizhengshilihunni。”
“suoyi，nimenzheigehunli，congtoudaoweidouzhishigexiaohua！”tangyixixuedao。
只是个笑话！
哄！
cihuayichu，yanhuitingdunshizhakaileguo！
ruguoshizhende，zhangjiazheichangjingdonglezhenggejshi、shengshihaodadehunli，haowuxuannian，congtoudaoweidouzhishiyichangkexiaodenaoju！
wangzhetangyishouzhongdedahongbenzi，zaikandaozhangdongjiexiangshichilesicangyingyibandenankanmianse，daanyijingbuyaneryule！
“zenmehuizheiyang......”
lujiazhongrenliansedabian，zenmeyexiangbudao，zheigefeiwujurandangzhongtaochujiehunzheng，zheiyixia，tamenshibaikoumobianle。
“这......”
mianduizheixijuxingdeyimu，luzhilingzaiduanzandejingehou，wangzheyilianzhendingdetangyi，muguangqiaoranbiandeguguaiqilai。
buzhiweihe，duiyuzheigezhizaihunlishangyouguoyimianzhiyuandemoshengzhangfu，cikedeluzhilingxinli，qiaoranshengqiyisiyiyangdeganjue。
“zheimeshuo，zhangjiashibiliangweiqile？”
jiuzaizheishi，buzhidaoshinagexinsihuoluodemiaorenlailezheimeyiju，quewuyiyuhuoshangshaoyou！
zhang、luliangjiaderentingwen，shunjianlianhei。
“siquezi，nitamezhaosi！”
zheiyike，zhangdongjiezhijuedelianshang**lade，zaiyewufabaochizhending，duitaixiadebaobiaotouzimarongzuolegemobozidehenlashoushi，lishengdao：“shaleta！”
“不要！”
huayingangluo，luzhilinglianmangchushengzuzhi，danmarongbingbulihuita，daizherenshaqitengtengdiwangtangyizouqu。
“zhangdongjie，fangguota。”
luzhilingniutouwangxiangzhangdongjie，dishengaiqiu。
“zheigenvren......”
yuanchu，erlijihaodetangyitingdaozheihua，lengleyixia，neixinshenchuyouyixiemomingdedongxibeichudongle。
liangrenzhishimingyishangdefuqi，dangshiheluzhiling，zhishizoutouwuludewunaizhiju。
cicihuiguo，yishibaoxielulaoyezideshouliuzhien，shunshouniesizhangjia，ranhoulihunhailuzhilingdeziyou，ershigongfadaolepingjing，yaozhaodaolaojiahuosuoqu“xuanyanggong”dexiabanbu。
danzheiyike，tangyihuranfaxian......luzhiling，shidazhedenglongyezhaobuzhedehaonvren。
“nitizheigequeziqiuqing？”
zhangdongjielengxiao，taishouniezhuluzhilingxuebaidexiaba，senrandao：“nibuyaowangle，nimenlujiahaiyouyidaduidemafan，haiyounineigetangzaizhongzhengbingfangdeyeye，meitiandefeiyongjiuyaoguobaiwan，zheixieqiandoushiwochude。”