第4章 废物上门女婿

yeshenrenjing,yueguangruliushui。

hongjianeiyuan,yefengduzuozailunyishang。

anzhaofenfu,hongqingyanyiquqianyuanzhunbeiqingdandesushiwancan。

ruozixikan,zheishikekandaoyefengdexiongtang,zhengshangxiayouguilvqifu。

tabiezheqi,shuangmujindingshimiwaiyipianmuzhidaxiaodeshuye。

huranzhijian,soudeyisheng,yefengzhangzui,tuchuyikouqixi。

qixichengjian,bizhifeishechuqu,zhijiejiangshimiwaineipianshuyedachuyigedong。

“wanxing,gonglibingmeiyoufeidiao,zongsuanyoulexiezibaozhili!”yefengantan。

bianzaicishi,heianzhonghuyoupokongshengchuanlai,yidaoheiyingrulinghoufanqiangerru。

“shei?”yefenglenghe,zhengyaotuqifali。

“baijianzhushang!”heiyirenhuaweishuowan,zhijiejiuguizailedishang。yefengyaxiaqixi,muguangrudao:“nishishei,herenpainilaici?”

heiyirenguizainei,dizhetoudao:“mudaren,tamingshuxiaqianlai!”

“tapainilaide?”yefengmeitousuizhishuzhan。

ruguoshuozheishishang,tahaiyoukexinrenderen,zheirenbianshimutian。

banyueqiangangxinglai,yefengdiyigedadianhuatongzhidejiushiciren。

liangrenshiduonianchushengrusidetongpaoshouzu,yongyouguomingdejiaoqing!

jidedangshi,mutianshuohuipaiyimingjuemihuweiqianlai,xianglaiyinggaibianshicirenle。

“起来说话!”

“shi!”zheirenlingmingqishen,shenbankuiwuzhuangshuo,zhitidongzuoyibanyiyande,kanqilaisihuhenjiangying,danhunshenqishilinran。

yefengmeiyouwenzheirenjutilaili,yinweizhiyaozhidaoshimutianpailaijiuyizugou。

“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”yefengfawen。

“shuxiameiyoumingzi,buguozhushangyihoukejiaowoshiqi。”shiqiditouzhanzainei,shuohuaqijian,tashenzibucengyousihaoyidong,meiyigenshenjingdouzaijinbeng。

zheijiuhaoxiang,yitouhubao,yitoufangfosuishichujizhirensididemengshou!

danpingzheidian,yefengjiuyikanchu,cirenshouguoyangexunlian,qieshimutianweidui,zuiweiyanlidemoguihuaxunlian。

shiqihurangongshouwanyao:“shuxiazheitiaoming,jinhoubianshizhushangdele,wokesi,zhushangbixuhuo,zhushangruosi,wojuebuduhuo!”

yefengyishuanglinglimouzidingzhecirenbuyu,tazaichensi。

anlilaishuo,mutiannengtongguodianhuahaoma,zhuizongdaotadexialuo,zheibingbuweiqi,yinweizheibenlaijiushimutiandeqiangxiang。

yefengzhenzhenggandaozhenjingdeshi,mutiansuopeiyangchudezheixiesuoweidejuemihuwei,rujinkanlaiyibudanchunzhishihuwei,jikeshuoshisishi。

zheizhongsishi,ruoshiyiliangge,wentihaibuda,ruorenshuduo,neijiu……

jiuzaicishi,yizhenhentebiedejiaobusheng,hurandaluanleyefengdesixu。

zheizhongjiaobu,xianshiyibuwangqianmaichuqu,ranhoushizhangzhangtuodideshengyin。

zheizhengshihongqingyanteyoudejiaobusheng,jiaobozidezoulufangshi。

hongqingyanshoulinzhegejingqiaodeshihe,zhuanshenruneiyuan。

kandaoyefengshenhouzhanzhegemoshengren,taxianshiyileng,buguoshenmeyemeiwen。

zheiduanshijian,yeyecengfanfudingzhu,guanyuyefengdeyiqie,juebuxutaduowen,zhixutaquanshenxinzhaoguhaoduifangjiuxing。

“yedage,zheishinifenfudewancan。”hongqingyanhuanglehuangshouzhongshihe。

yefengweiweidiantou,zhengdasuanfanhuigelou,zhishierlijingren,tingdaoqianyuanneibian,chuanlaizhenzhenxuannaosheng。

“qingyan,qianyuanweiherucicaoza?”

“jintian,shiyeyedeqishidashou,lailehaoxiekeren,suoyijiuxuannaolexie。”

“honglaoyeziqishidashou?”

yefengyizheng,xuanjiwendao:“neinizenmebuguoqu?”

hongqingyandao:“yinweiyeyeyaowoliuxialaizhaoguniya……”

jinguantajinliangrangzijibiaoxianchuyifuqingsongzhuang,zhishiyuqiduoshaoluchuxiesuanchu。

hongqingyanbijinghaishigeshaonv,erqieyeyejiangtajianhuilai,yutayouyangyuzhien,zaiyeyeqishishouyanshang,tayouhechangbuxiangguoqukegetoudaojuzhufu。

yefengkanchulaile,huishoudao:“zou,tuiwoqu。”

“tuiniqu,qunaer?”hongqingyanyishimeifanyingguolai。

“前院!”

“haode!”hongqingyandunshikaixinjile。

chuanguoyitiaolinyinzoulang,zaizhuanguojidongbieshu,jiudaoleqianmianyuanluo。

hongjiajingguosandaijingying,zaijiangdoushangdaoyouming,youqidaolehonglaoyezizheidai,jihuyichenglejiangdoudehaomen。

jinrishihonglaoyeziqishidashou,laizhushouderenziranluoyibujue。

qianyuandeyingkezhutingdenghuohuihuang,gongchoujiaocuoshengbujueyuer。

hongqingyanzhengyaotuizheyefengjinqu,qiaqiaozheishi,hongyutinghongweilingzhejigeren,congwaimianyoushengyouxiaozoujinyuanzi。

jigenianqingrenyizhehuagui,kanyangziyinggaidoushijiangdoushangdaodemingliuzidi。

“yoyoyo,wohaiyiweishishei,yuanlaishizanmenerxiaojieya,zenmejintianwanshang,dasuandainizheigecanfeiweihunfuchulaijianjianshimian,shunbianjiyeyezhushou?”

hongyutingzouguolai,tabacanfeiyaodejizhong,lianshangjinshixixuezhiyi。

hongqingyanxiangfanbo,zhishiyinweishengqi,jiashangshenziruo,lianliankesoushuobuchuhua。

suixingyimingshenchuanbaisexizhuangdegaodananzijingedao:“zenmeyuting,zheiren,lunyishangzheigecanfei,shiqingyanxiaojieweihunfu?”

“kebushime,laoyeziqinzidingxiade!”

hongyutingyuefadeyi,yangqizuijiaoxiaodao:“yigejiaobozi,jiajiyigecanfei,zheidaoyezhenshi,tianshengdejuepeiya!”

neibaisexizhuangnanzigantandao:“erxiaojietianshengzongyouquexian,danzhangdebucha,erqiehaishihonglaoyezibangesunnv,zongbuzhiyuzhaogecanfeinvxuba?”

suixingjimingnianqingnannvyedao:“hongjiakeshihaomen,zhiyaohonglaoyezifahua,jiangdouneixieersanliujiazuzidi,zhipadaponaodaiyeyao,zhengzhequhongqingyanlianyin。”

“honglaoyezirujinzhaolezheimegecanfeinvxu,zheibushipingbairangrenxiaohuama?”

“zhenbumingbaihonglaoyezizenmexiangde,jibianzheisunnvshijianlaide,danyebuneng,rucizaotaweiquba,zheishiyaohuanwodasiyebutongyi!”

“jinyezhihou,zhipahongjiazheicanfeishangmennvxu,jiuyaochengweijiangdoudexiaohuale!”

zhongrenyoushuoyouxiao,quanranmeiyoujiangyefengfangzaiyanli,youqishineibaixizhuangnanzi,sihuweiletaohaohongyuting,yuqigengshikebo。

“xinghaoyuting,nimeiyoudayingjiajizheigecanfei,fouzenizheibeizijiuhuile!”

“jiajita?jiupingta,yepeiquwojiangdouyizhihua?”hongyutingmanlianbuxie。

zhenggeqijian,yefengzhishilenglengkanzhebushuohua。

ertabudong,shenhouzhanzhedeshiqiyemeiyoudong!