碰瓷

suyingmanbeishengshengheleyidatiao,taitoukanqu,quefaxianyigesishiduosuidezhongniannanzizhitingtingdeshuaidaozaizijiqianmianshijimichu!

suyingmanhedehunfeiposan,jimangcaileyixiachache,zhenggepaochelikefachuyizhenzhendecierdehongmingsheng。

“吱!”

zhenggegonglushangmianliuxialiangdaozhangzhangdechachehenji,falalizaijulineigenanrenhaiyoubanmiyuanjulideshihou,zhongyutinglexialai,buguohaishibaasuyingmanhechuleyishenlenghan,jihutanruanzaijiashizuoshangmian。

“啊,撞死人了。”

“xianzaidenianqingrenzenmeyidiandaodesuzhidoumeiyou?kaizhepaochejiukeyihuluanzhuangrenma?”

“jiushijiushi,kaizhepaochejiulebuqile?narenmingdangerxi!”

“zhenshiyourenshengmeirenyangdedongxi,ruguowoshitamamadehua,kendingbatazhongxinsaijinduzilimian!”

huaxiaguoyongyuanbuquecourenaoderen,suoyizhouweihenkuaijiuweiguolaiyidaqunren,niyiyan,woyiyu,yijingbasuyingmanshuochengshiyigeweifuburen,caojianrenmingdeedunvrenle。

suyingmanxianshiyileng,jinjiezheyouheleyidatiao。

zijimingmingyijingcaizhulechache,genbenjiumeiyouzhuangshangqu,zenmehuizhuangsirenni?

tajimangdakaichemen,laidaozijidepaocheqianmian,quekandaoneigesishiduosuidehanzitangzaizijizuoqianlundeqianmian,hunshenshixue,yijingshiyanyanyixile:“wo,wokuaibuxingle,wo,woshibushibeizhuangside?”

“wo,wobushiguyide,wo,wozhenmeiyoukanjian……”suyingmanhaishidiyiciyudaozheiyangdeqingkuang,dengshihedejihudouyaokuchulaile。

“yuanlai,yuanlaijiushini,nijingranbawobabazhuangchengzheigeyangzi,ni,nibixuyaojiwomenyigeshuofa!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,renqunlimianzouchusansimingershilaisuidenianqingren,huidongzhequantou,chaozhetadahouqilai。

suyingmannaerjianguozheiyangdezhenshi?dengshihedehunshenfadou,zhanshengdao:“nimen,nimenyaozuoshenme?”

“niyaopeichangwobabawushiwan,burandehua,womenjiubaojing!”weishoudeyimingnianqingrendashengshuodao。

“shenme?wushiwan?zheimeduo,zhei,zhei……”suyingmansuishuoyouxieqian,danshiyishizhijianyenabuchuzheimeduoqian,bianyishizhijianshuobuchuhualai。

“nandaowobabayitiaoxingmingdoubuzhiwushiwanma?nizheizhongdaidudenvren,taikeele,wojintianfeiyaoweiwomenguangdadeqiongrenhenhenzouniyidun!”neimingnianqingrenhuidongzhequantouchaozhesuyingmanpuleguolai。

keshijiuzaizheigeshihou,buyuanchuchuanlaiyimingnanzidejianjiaosheng。

“aiyo,buhaole,buhaole,chachehuaile,kuaiduokai!”