笑话！
dangniantangxuanzaifeizhouzhixingrenwudeshihou，wuyijianyudaoyigehuaxiaguodenvhaizibeishijigeheishehuidehunhun**zhisi，zheirangtadangchangbaonu，zuihouzaiduanduanliangtianlimian，baneigechengshilimiandedaxiaosishiliugeheibangquanbuchanchu，beishadeheibangfenzidadaosiqianduoren，zhenggechengshidoumimanzheyigucibidexuexingqiwei，baneizuochengshideshizhanghededangchangniaokuzi，likebazhengzuochengshiqidongweisjizhanbeizhuangtai。
ganfanhuaxiatianweizhe，suiyuanbizhu！
“bu，buyaole，qiunikuaifangkaiwo！”neigenianqingrenlianlianqiuraoqilai。
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tangxuanguyibaichuyifuhenwugudebiaoqing，dao：“yiqiuzhihe？tongliuhewu？nishizaibiandiwo，haishizaigaotaitamenzheijige**？nikankanwozheimeshuai，tamenzheimecuo，nengshiyiqidema？”
“nishishuaima？wokanshishuaicaidui！”suyingmankantazheifuziliandebiaoqing，yerenbuzhuqingxiaoleyixia。
neigenianqingrenhaoburongyituolihukou，shijingroulerouzijideyoushou，gangcaineiguzuanxindetengtongcaishaoweijianqingyixie。tazenmekenengyandexiazheikoueqini？tadunshidashengjiaodao：“made，jilianbuyaoliandedongxi，niyiweiniliqida，gegejiunongbusinima？laozidaoyaokankanshiniliqida，haishidaozilihai，xiongdimen，shang！”taheqitasangenianqingrenzhijiejiuchaozhetangxuanjiupuleguolai。
tangxuanzenmekenengbazheisigecainiaofangzaiyanlini？xiangxiangzijidangnian，sizaizijishoulimianderen，zuicaideyeshitaguodetezhongbing，ruguoshiyibandirendehua，genbenjiubuzhidezijidongshou。tasuirannaohailimianshanguozheimeyigeniantou，danshitayezhidaozheixiexiaohunhunxiashoujihen，jueduibuhuishouxialiuqingde，suoyitayigejianbuchongleguoqu，yibazhuazhuneigenianqingrendeyoushouwan，yigejiandandeguojianshuai，“peng！”duifangyijingzhongzhongdebeitazazailedishang，jinjiezheyigesaodangtuigongxiangqitasangexiaohunhundexiapan。
“嘭嘭嘭！”
neisangexiaohunhunhaimeiyoufanyingguolai，bianfenfenshuaidaozaidishang，pengdeshitoupoxueliu，erqiexiaotuichuchuanlaiyizhenzhenjuliedetengtong，yourubeitieguanzadaoyiban。
qianhoubuguosiwumiao，zheisigexiaohunhunbianbeimiaoshale。
全场一片震惊！
“噗通！”
neigezhongniannanrenzhijieguidaozaidishang，yiliandejingju，lianlianketoudao：“yingxiongraoming，woshangyoubashisuilaomu，xiayouqibasuidehaizi，qiunidarenyoudaliang，fangwoyimahaole，wo，woshibeixiepode！”
tangxuanbaqiceloudezhanzaineili，danranyixiao：“nimenxianzaikeyishizhenianyibian，xintangge，deyongsheng，shuobudingzhendehuiyuandifuhuo，shunjianmanxue。”