第3章吃软饭的废物

yizunbaiyudiaojiu,daqigupodeyudingchuxianzailemujiazhongrenmianqian。

“zheikeshixiongshizhangzuixiaideduonianzhenzang,nimenkebuyaogufuxiongshizhangdeqidai。”zhangmishuzhuangyandao。

在场又是一片哗然。

zhangmishusongwanliwu,henkuaijiulikaile。

mujiasuoyourenweizheyuding,chenjinzaijiaoaozhongwufaziba,meigerenzuijiaodouchezhezihaowubidexiaorong。

“nimenshuo,zheigeyuding,shisongjisheide?”turanyourenhuiguoshenlai,fawen。

“wo。”jiangyangdandankaikou。

haowuyiwen,zheidongxijiushixiongguoqingtaohaotasongde。

anjingshumiaohou,mujiarenshunjianbaofachuyizhenchaofengdedaxiaosheng。

“nige**,yigezuolaodefeiwu,lianzheizhonghuadoushuodechulai!”

“pingniyepeizhenlongerzi?chiruanfandewanyier,fenmingliantiaogoudouburu。”

“hahahahazheimingmingshisongjilifengde,zanmenlifengzaijiangchengkeshinianqingyidaiderenjie!zheikebushimouxiechiruanfandefeiwunengbide。”

mulifengguzuoqianxudexiaolexiao:“bumandajia,wozuijinyehezanmenjiangchengdarenwulibuzhangyousuojiaoliu,yexushilibuzhangbangwomeiyanlejiju。”

“hehe。zheishisongwode。”jiangyanglengxiao。

xiaoshenggangluo,shunjianyouzhaolailemulaotaitaibinglengdemuguang:“gun!zuoguolaodefeiwu!zijibuzhijinquyejiubale,haijidulifengdechengjiu!zheibeizi,niyejiuzhipeizuogechiruanfande!”

muxiranwojinleyushou,tingzhejiangyangzheixiehouyan**maolingrongyaodehuayu,taqiaolianqideyouqingyoubai。

zaiyizhongrendexiluodangzhong,muxiranpinpindiantou,zitaifangdi,rusangjiazhiquanyiban,lianmangdaizhejiangyangtaochubieshu。

chedidezouchumujiadedamenzhihou,muxirancaizhangshuyikouqi。

“xiran,wo……”jiangyangkaikou,keshihuahaimeidengshuochu,muxiranmaituijiuzou,buliurenhejihui。

laoshidexiaoqu,muxiranhejiangyangzailimianqiguaibaguai,daodalezuihoufangdejiaoluo,suihoutashangleshuinizhuzaodetaijie,daodaledinglou,yezhanzailejiamenkou。

jiangyangkanzhezheimoshengdeloudao,zhoumeishensi。

kanlaizheiyinianzhong,biangutaiduotaiduo。

meilemulaodebihu,muxirandeshenghuozhilianglianlianxiajiang,yezhinenggoubeipojishenzaizheizhongxiaodifang。

“嘭--”

judademenxiangshenghuranchuanlai,erdongjingfachudefangxiangqiahaoshimuxiranpojiudefangnei。

suizhixiangqide,shimuxirandemuqinwangqiuyuemamalieliedeshengyin:“gaisidejiangyang!sangmenxing!nizenmebusizaiwaimian,haihuilaiganshenme!”

muxiranzhengzaichayaochideshihou,weiweiyileng,qingqingzhoumei,suihoujixudongzuo,dakaifangmen。

erjiangyanggensuizaitadeshenhou,yiqijinlefangjian。

“jiangyang!nihaiyoulianhuilai!”wangqiuyuekandaozhanzaimenkouchuanzhepolandejiangyang,suishouchaoqilepangbianchajishangdeyanhuigang,chaozhejiangyangrengleguoqu。

xianeryijian,zaimujiabieshuneibianfashengdeshiqing,wangqiuyueyijingzhidaole。

“nigechiruanfandefeiwu!ruguobushiyinweini!womenyebuhuibeiganchumujiabieshu!yebuzhiyuzhudaozheipopolanlandedifang!”wangqiuyueqifengle,yikouqibiedemanliantonghong。

“yuanbenhaizhiwangzheninengzaibuduilimianhundeyoutouyoulian,xianzainidaohao,jingranfanleshier,zuolelao!wohexirandeliandoubeinidiuguangle!erqie,nihaihaidexirandiulezhengzhengsanniandegufenfenhong,nirangwomenyijiarenhexibeifengma!”wangqiuyuehendeyaoyaqiechi。

“feiwuyejiubale,renpinhaicha,maolingmulifengrongyaodeshier,douchuanbianlezhenggejiangcheng,nizhenshidiujinlewomendelianmian!!”

“ma,nibieshuole。”muxirananrandao,“tanenganquanhuilai,jiuhenhaole。wohuizaixiangbanfa,duozhuandianqiande。”

“xiran,wobuguannizenyang!mashanggenjiangyangzheigemeiyongdeyegoulihun!”wangqiuyueturantaiduqiangyingdekaikou,“nimengongsilimianbushiyougegaoguanjiaolihaoma,tiantianchejiechesong,haizongjinisongli,zheilihaoyigenjiaozhitoudoubijiangyangqiang!”

jiangyangzhoumei:“lihaoshishei?”

“ma!nigoule!”muxiranwukenaihe,yitiandeqizhongyubaofale,“wodouyijingshuoguoduoshaocile,wojiehunle,bukenenggenbiedenanrenzaiyiqi!”

“jiusuanshijiangyangzuoguolaoyouzenyang,tashiyeyejiwoanpaidezhangfu,neijiuyibeizidoushiwodezhangfu!wobuxianggufuyeyedeqipan,bukenenggenjiangyanglihunde。”muxiranyiranjuerandao。

jiangyangkanzhetaweiqutongkudemoyang,renbuzhudao:“xiran,huaxiaxiuluoyuzhuyehenlihai,nifangxinjiuhao,wobuhuijinidiuren。”

jiangyangtouyiciyibenzhengjingdenazhezijideshenfenshuoshi,xiwangjiecijijuewangdemuxiranyidianxinxin

“jiangyang!nibieshuole!”muxirantingdaozheijuhua,shunjianbengkuile,yanleizhibuzhuhualuo,“meichuxijiumeichuxiba,zhuanbudaoqianyejiusuanle,danshinizongbunengkongkouwupingdeshuodahuaya!bianzaozheizhonghuangyanlaixinongwo!youyisima!”

穆熙然哭了。

zheishishenshendejuewang,shiduishenghuoheduiweilaidewuligan。

jiangyangyoumoxianglekoudai,zhijianzaineizhangzhoubabadejunguanzhengshangmosuolejixia,tayouwanglituiletui,fangzailekoudaidezuishenchu。

“suanle,meishenmehaoshuode。”muxiranshuozhe,molemoyanlei,qiangzuojianqiang,taochule200kuaiqian,“nizijichuqumailiangshenyifu,houtianyeyedejili,buyaozaiyeyemianqiandiuren。”

wangqiuyuequeshilengheng:“jiusuanshidabanderenmorenyangyouzenyang?haibushidiurenxianyan!jidianhuishang,mujiabideshigezidecailiherenmai,zheifeiwuyimeirenmai,ermeiziben,daoshihoujidianhuishangnitanggetamenjiaowangdedarenwuyunji,sheidoukanchulaizheifeiwupidoubushi,biqinitanggetamen,goushidouburu。”

muxiranzhanglezhangzui,queshiwuyanyidui。

是啊。

tayijingzhidao,mulifengtamenyaoqinglebushaojiangchengdedarenwu,youfuhaoyouzhengke,shenzhiqizhonghaiyoupingshinengjiandaoxiongshizhangdedarenwu,zijihejiangyanggenbenmeiyourenherenmai,daoshihoukendinghuibeinianya。

“bale。”muxirancangbaiyixiao,“yeyekendingshixiwangjianjianjiangyangde,diurenjiudiurenba。”

jiangyangkanzhetamianqiangdemoyang,renzhendao:“xiran,wobuhuirangnidiurende。wobaozheng。”

muxirankuxiao,zhidangtashiyoukaishibairizuomeng。

jiangyanglikaile,zhishizheicaiganggangzoudaopojiudamenkou,jiubeiyilianghongpaidaglanlelu。

xiongguoqingqinzixialeche,dakaichemenyingjiezhejiangyang。

jiangyangshensi,suihoushangleche,xiongguoqingbigongbijingdeguanshangchemen,dedaojiangyangxukehou,caixiaoxinyiyide,zuozaiyibian。。

“yuzhu,ninzheishenghuodehaixiguanma?youmeiyoushenmebushiyingdedifang?”xiongguoqingxiangdangdereqing,titiezhiji。

“wocaihuilailiangxiaoshi。”jiangyangjiandanjigezi,rangxiongguoqingyouxieganga。

“shiwoshuhule,yuzhubiejieyi。”xiongguoqingxiaohehede,yebudanghuishi。

“youshenmeshiernizhishuoba,huiquwanle,xirangaizhejile。”jiangyangyoukanlekanshijian,youxiexubunaifan。

xiongguoqinglianliandiantou:“yuzhu,shishangmianderenlaixinerle,shuoshiwenwenninzheibianzenmeyangle,yaoshifangbiandehua,zaikanyikanshenmeshihouhuibudui。”

“womeishuowoyaohuiqu。”jiangyangzhoumei,“xianzaiguotaiminan,woyishiwuyongzhiren。”

xiongguoqinglikehunshenfaruan,xiuluoyuzhushiwuyongzhiren,neizheigeshijieshangjiumeiyouyouyongderenle!

“yuzhu,yuanbenninlikaibudui,yeshiwukenaihe,xianzaichuyule,zhenggehuaxiameiyouninkezenmexing!ruofeinindeweimingzhenshe,helaideguotaiminan,ninyaoshibuhuiqule,kongyoumafanya。”

“yuzhu……ninkebuneng,paoqizheiwanlishanhea!”xiongguoqingxinjirufen,pinlemingxiangyaoquanta。

xiongguoqingqingchudizhidao,jiangyangduiyuhuaxiadeyiyi,youduomezhongda!zheixienianlai,taxiongguoqingmeifuguorenheren,weiduduijiangyangfudaoleguzili。

jiangyangyaoleyaotou:“wuxuduoyan,ruyuneiyiri,woyidijiaoguoqingcishu。”

tazhanqishen,zhunbeixiache,huyouhuitou:“neiyuding,shinisongde?”

xiongguoqingkuseyixiao,wangxiangjingchengdefangxiang:“huiyuzhu,shineiweidaren……zanmenhuaxiadetian,yaowodaiweisonglide,xiaodeshizaizhaobudaopeideshangnindewujianer,haixiwangninmoyaoxianqi。”

“嗯。还行。”

shuowan,jiushitouyebuhuidexiache,liuxiaxiongguoqingyirenzaicheshangyukuwulei。

haobanshang,xiongguoqingcaiyaoyaoya,xialejuexin:“huaxiajuebunengshaoyigexiuluoyuzhu!”

“jiranninbukenhuiqu,neiguojiridemujialaotaiyejidian,wozhinengbaolunindeshenfenle!bininhuiqu!”

“ququmujia,ruherongdexianinzheizunzhenlong!”