第一章 仙界给我扔了个监狱

shuoshihua,youdeshihou,sutuzhenyiweizijishitianshaguxing,zhende。

tiantiankanxiaoshuodianying,limianzhujiaorenjiabushichuanyuehuigudaichengwangbaye,jiushicongxianjiezhongshengguilai,zaishenghuoligezhongzhuangbi,yingqubaifumei,zoushangrenshengdianfeng,taqueshibeiyikuaijinzhuanzazaijiaoshang,yuanbenyiweizouledayun。

dansuihouyigezichengtudidelaotoutiaolechulai,gaosutazheijinzhuanshizuojianyu,congcitarongshengweijianyuzhang,xuyaozhaogujianyulichulaidegezhongdarenwu。

kanzheyanqianzhanzhedelisan,sutubuyouxiangqishifenzhongqianfashengdeshiqing。

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shifenzhongqian,sutuyoushimeishidetizhekuangquanshuiping,zouguozijialouxiahoumianneipohuatanshi,yijinsedebanzhuancongtianerjiang,padayishengcazhetadenaodaizazailejiaoshang。

“caoa,tongsilaozile,sheizheimemeigongdexin,zailoushangrengbanzhuanwan,wohourunigetulaolao!”sutubaozhejiaozhitiao,pokoudama。

ranermaleyiquanyemeirenhuiying,tataitouyikan,caifaxianshenbianjiuyichuanglou,erzheidonglouzhengshitazijide,limianchuletayigeren,meiyouqitazhuhu。

zheishi,sutuganjuexiabanshenbeirenpaileyixia,ditouyikan,yihuzilaozhang,shenshangquanshitudelaotouzhenglazhetakutui:“xiaoxiongdi,nijintianzouyunle……”

sutuyikanjiulele,zheishizhuangshuaidaoeqiana,tadunxialaicoudaolaotoushenbian,xiaoxixidewendao:“yohe,daye,nintingjingyea,zheishizangzaihuatanligangchongchulaide?de,wobaninzhuangdaole,ninshuogeshu,wokanzheji。”

laotouqidechuihuzidengyan,yaotoudao:“woshiconghuatanzuanchulaide,danlaoxianwomeidaodi,zhandetingtingde!”

“shami?ninlaozheishizhanzhe?”sutuzhenjingle,shenshoubilebilaotoudeshengao,guorancaidaotayaojian,“haha,xiaosiwole,ninlaoshizhurua,haha,haoai。”

“xiaozixiudehuyanluanyu,woshitudi,bushizhuru,wozheishijinisongxianyuanlaide,woqiewenni,nixiangbuxiangchengweishenxian?”

woqu,zheilaotoushengaobugou,shuaidaoebuleren,zheishilaimaochongshenxianzhapianni?haishishuozheilaotoushishenjingbingpaochulaide?tingshuoshenjingbingdasirenbufanfa,nidatafanxingjiabei,keqianwanbunengrenaolelaotou,dehaohaohongzheta。

sutuzheibianhusiluanxiang,laotoujiexialaideyijuhua,batahelelaodayitiao。

“nishenshangde**shibaisede,shangmianyouzhikaola,nijiaoxiadexielihaiyou……”

“xingle,nibieshuole!”sutulianmangdaduanlaotou,tashenshangde**jintianzaoshangganghuande,jueduimeiyoudiergerenzhidao,“woxin,woxinnile。”

erqietajiaoshangdewazilizangle200kuaiqian,zheishitacengjingbeixiaohunhunqiangjiehouneiduanqicanjingliyangchengdexiguan,nanren,chumenbixudeyouqian,burannatianyoudaomeibeiqiangle,lian**doumaibuqi,zheiyeshixuedejiaoxun,jueduimeiyoudiergerenzhidao。

“laoyeye,ninlaoyaojiwoshaxianyuan?”sututianzhelian,yinqindebanglaotoupaidashenshangdechentu。

laotoulenghengyisheng,paidakaisutudeshou,menshengjixudao:“niyuanbenshigexianren,kexihoulaidezuilexianjiemouweidalaozangzaijinwulidenvxian,beidapoxiantaizhuanshizhongsheng,lijingbaishitianshaguxingming,xianzaineinvxianhoutaiyinweizaichaotangzhanduicuowu,diduidedalaojiubanizheijianshifanchulaidajiduifang,jiuyaobuyaobanijieyinhuixianjiezheijianshi,xianjiegedameitichaoderehuochaotian,zuijindetoutiaodoushi:fanchenxiaoxianbaishikunan,rujingaihequhecong?”

sutuxiaoxindewendao:“neininlaoshuoshuo,shangmianzhunbeizenmechuzhiwo?”

“nizheiyishihaimeiyuanman,xianjiesihuangzhongdedonghuangxianmafan,tiyirangleiguanjinijiangxiayidaoleipisi,ranhoujieyinnidexiayishi,danshixihuang、beihuanghenanhuangquexiangtongguowanchenggongderenwu,rangnizheishiyuanmanzhijiejieyin,suoyizuihouzhongtiandijueding,buyongleipini,gaichengbanzhuanzasini……”

sutuzhenjingdewangzhejiaobianneikuaijinsedebanzhuan,lenglelengdao:“banzhuanzasiwo?zheigenyongleipiyoushaqubie?”

laotouyifanbaiyan:“doushisi,meiqubie。”

zheilaotoubiandexiahuahaitinglehe,sutukuxiaobude,jixupeihedao:“keshitameizasiwoa?”

“zheishiyinweixinanbeisanhuangjianchirangniwanchenggongderenwu,andilichushoubangleni,yuanbenjuedingdebanzhuanshifantianyin,sanhuanganzhongbangnidiaolebao,suoyinixianzaicaimeisi。”tudiyoushoulvzhehuzi,manliandeyi。

“xiaozixiexiesanhuang。”sutuxiaozhechaotianshanggonglegongshou,yongjiaotilexiabanzhuan,haoqidewendao:“zheibanzhuanjincancande,buhuishijinziba?”

“hunzhangxiaozi!”tudiqidetiaoqilai,ehenhendeqiaolexiasutudenaodai,dao:“sanhuangchushoubangni,zenmekenengzhishihuanyikuaijinzhuan,zheishijingjin,shiwandunhuangjincainengtilianchulai。”

“haibushijinzhuan……”sutubuxiedepiezui。

“pei,peipei,”tudiqidezhitukoushui,hentiebuchenggang,“zheishisanhuangjinidedaxianyuan,tashiyizuojianyu,limiandoushigui,zhiyaonichaoduwanlimiandewanghun,jiunengzhongxinshangquzuoshenxian。”

tingdaozheili,sutukanlexiashoubiao,qishenbajinzhuanchuaidouli,dao:“daye,fandianyaoguole,wobupeininshuoxiangshengle,zheiliangbaikuaiqianninnazhe。”

baqiansaidaolaotoushouli,sutuzhuanshenjiuzou,zuilizezeyousheng:“dongnanxibeisihuang?xianjietemehaiyoumeiti?dele,zheilaoyezigushishuodedaoshihenjingcai……”

laotouyileng,lianmanglazhusutu:“nichuande**!”

“ganggangkudaibeiniladiaole,nikandaode。”

“你脚下的钱?”

“daye,ninlaopawojiaobian,moleneimedayihui,hainengbufaxian?”

laotoujile:“nidaodizenyangcaixiangxinwoganggangshuodedoushizhende?”

sutulanyangyangdeshuohua:“dele,daye,liangbaikuaiyijingjininle,ninxianzaiquzhaobierenxingbu。”

“nibuxinwo?”laotoumanlianyansu。

“bushi,daye,wozheijinzhuanzhenbunengjinin,tazawojiaole,zheishiwuzhenga,wodedaizhetaqujingchaneibaoan。”sutuwunaidao。

laotouyansudedalianglesutuhaoyihui,turanchaosutuyizhi,daheyisheng:“bian!”

“yi?woxiongkouzenmebianzhongle?”sutuyileng,ditouyikan,haodayituanfeirou,bu,liangtuanxuebaideshuangfengjihuchongchuletashenshangneijianpotxu,zhongjianneigoujianzhijiushinanfeidaliegu。

guishishenchade,sutushuangshouxiayishidepanshangleshuangfeng,yonglinielenie,**,chuganhaoshuang!

xiayike,sutuliansedoubian。

getemedebianchenglenvren?

“xinbuxinwoshuodele?”laotoulenghengdao。

“shenxian,xinle,zhenxinle!ninlaoganjinbawobianhuiqu!”sutujinghuangshicuodehanqilai,shengyinqueshijiaodididenvyin,mangliulehaoyihui,tazhongyubianlehuiqu。

“ninlaorang**shenme,daoshanhuohai,woquanjiexiale。”sutupaizhexiongfupapaxiang,yifukangkaifusidezhuanglieyangzi。

“chaodujianyulidewanghun。”tudilengzheliantixingdao。

sutulianlimakulexiaqu:“keshiwobushiheshang,buhuichaodua?”

“heng,gennizhishuoba,yinweiguijiedalaomenhejiuwushi,buxiaoxindaozhilunhuishikong,yixiehoutaitingdadeguibunengzhuanshi,zaijiashangyixietiandiguizexianzhi,zheixieguixuyaolainizheilidaiyiduanshijian,zhidaoguijiedelunhuixiuhao。”

“e?wodaodigaizenmeban?”sutubiaoshizijihenmengbi,zheitudibalabalayidadui,meishuozhongdiana。

“guilaile,nihaochihaohehaowandegongzhejiuxing。”tudimenhengjieshidao。

“ganqingwojiushiguanhouqinde?”sutuyitingshayan,suihoudashengdao:“buxing,woyaohaochu,biegenwocheneishenmehuixianjiedangxianrendepihua,woyaonengjiandaodehaochu。”

“fangxin,haochushiyoude,guoliangtiankannibiaoxianjinipingjihou,woxiangshangmianshenqing,baozhengnimanyi。”tudilianshangyipianqingsong,pailepaishou,dao:“xingle,wozoule,jianyudediyiweikerenyaochulaile。”

shuowan,tachaodishangyidun,yizhentuhuishengqiqiangdesutuzhikesou,yanjingdouzhengbukai,dengdaotazhengkaiyanshi,tudizaoyijingxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。

shiqingjiushizheiyang,tudigangzou,lisanjiucongjinzhuanlitiaolechulai。

sutuwangzheyanqianyilianmimangdelisan,xinqinghenshiwunai,zheitemeshigangsidegui?

lisankanzhejiushigedahuoren,genputongrenmeishenmequbie,zhongniandashudemoyang,4、50sui,shengaodagaiyou178,renshuai,chuanzheyijiankaijinsichouzhangshan,toufapisanzhe,jiaoxiayishuangbuxie。

“你叫什么?”

“lishimin,xianguanninjiaowolisanjiuxing。”

**?李世民?

jiushizheimeyigeputongdejiahuo,jianliledatangneiruodadejiye,beizunweitiankehan,kaichuangledatangshengshi,zhidaojintian,yebeiwushurenchengzanxiangwang。

lisanhaoqidehuanshilexiasizhou,kanxiangsutu:“nijiushi“jianyu”dezhurenma?jiwozhaogezhudedifang,wobaozhenghaohaodedaizailimianbuluanpao。”

zhusubushiwenti,zuoweiyongyouyidongliucengloudefangerdai,loulihaiyoujishijiankongfang,sutubalisanlingdaozijigebidefangjian,lisanzuodaochuangshang,hanshoudao:“xiexiexianguan。”

sutuchulefangjiancaifaxianzijixinzangluantiao,congjintiankaishi,tajingranjiuchengweilekanshoujianyudeshenxian,ertajianyudediyigekerenjingranshiqianguyidi,lishimin。

kanlekanqiangshangdeguazhong,shierdian,sutuganjinmochudianhuajiaoleliangfenwaimai,ranhouzuodaoshafashangchensi。

xinghaotianshaguxingming,zheiyishigangchushengjiumeiledieniang,liuxiazheidongershiduonianlishidelaoxiaoquloufang,buranjianyulideneixie“gui”chulai,lianzhudedifangdoumeiyou。

zheishi,wuwaimenbeipaidepapaxiang。

“sutu,ganjinchulai,womentantannizheifangzichaiqiandewenti,woquannibiedangdingzihua。”

“cao,wanglezheicha。”dimayisheng,sutuganjinzhanqilaiqukaimen。“laile,laile,paisirena。”