第3章 你的废话太多了

di3zhangnidefeihuataiduole

zhangtaoyouqian,wuruigengyouqian。

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“这......”

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不识趣的傻笔。

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“zhijiao,jiuta,hahaha,nimenhaimeiyangoua,chenxiao,chabuduojiuxingle,biezhenjiangwomendangcheng......”

啪!

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