第一章 他是我老公

“考试时间到!”

linggufangxialeshouzhongdebi。

tapingjingdejiaojuan,ranhouzoulechuqu。

gaokao,jiuzheiyangjieshule。

lingguxinlimeishenmexiangfa,takaodehaisuanshunli,yinggainengshanglixiangdedaxue。

“xuebachulaile?yinggaikaodebucuoba。”lingguzoudaoxuexiaomenkou,yujianletongbannantongxue,reqingdechaozhetahuilehuishou,wen。

“chabuduoba。”linggukantayiyan,diandiantou。

“shenmejiaochabuduo,nimenzheixiexuebajiushiaiqianxu。”nanshengchaozhetapiezui,youxingfendewen:“duile,nigenshuchengshibushiyaoyikuaiquhuaxiadaxuea?zhenhao,nilianggaozhongjiuzaiyiqileba,daxuehainengjixutanlianai,haidoushixueba,xianmusirenle!”

linggushouqilelianshangdexiaorong,mobuzuoshengdewangwaizouqu。

“neiwoxianhuijiale,nigenshuchengjiehundeshihoubiewanglejiwomenqingjian。”neigenantongxuejiandaolingguchenmobuyudeyangziyeshijianguaibuguai,fanzhenglingguyixiangjiubuaishuohua。

发请柬?

linggudizhetou,xinliquechendiandiande。

tagenzherenqunzouleyihui,meiduojiujiuzoudaolewaimiandejieshang,yigeshenchuanbaishaduanqundenvhaizhengzaidengta。

nvhaiziliuzheroushundepijianzhangfa,huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,shoulinazhe**kuanbao,haichuanzhegaogenxie。

kanshangquhenpiaoliang,danbingbuxiangshigaozhongxuesheng。

“zouba。”kanjianlingguchulai,nvhaikanletayiyan,jiuzhuanshenchaozhefujindeyijiaxicantingzouqu。

linggumobuzuoshengdezouzaihoumian,kanzheshuchengyaotiaodebeiying。

shaonvshentifayudehenhao,haidaizheguxiangshuideweidao。linfengyanliduoleyisikuse,yinweitaxinliqingchu,tamenshizuihouyicizheiyangbingjianzouzaiyiqile。

xicanting,shuchengyaoleyipinghongjiu。

“linggu,fenshouba!”zhangjiudechenmoguohou,shuchengzhongyushuochuleneijuhua。

“hao。”linggudianlediantou。

就这样?

yigehaozi,jiuwanle?nandaomeiqitayaoshuode?

shuchengzhengdaleyanjing,meihaoqideyouzhongfuleyibian,shuo:“nishibushimeitingqing?woshuowoyaogennifenshou!”

“ng。”lingguwunaideyoudianlediantou,tashuo:“woyijingzhidaole,shanggeyuexiaoxiaoyijinghewoshuole,nigenfengdongzaiyikuaile。”

shuchenghoutuileyibu,yanjinglichuxianyimochiru。

“xiaoxiaoshuodedui。”shuchengmuguangbianleng,buxiedekanzheta,congshouwanshangchexialaiyitiaoshoulian。

“linggu,qishinirentinghaode,duiwoyezhendehenhao,danshisheirangnimeiqianni,yihounengyoushenmeqiantu?fengdongjiubuyiyangle,tabakailesanjiagongsi,yihoudoushitade,jiwofagehongbaodoujibaijiqiandefa,niyoushenme?nijiabujiushimaizaocandema,nengzhengduoshaoqian,womenmeiyouweilaide。”

shuowan,shuchengjiubaneitiaocuilvdeshoulianshuaijita,chaonongdeshuo:“zheishoulianshihenhaokan,kexibuzhiqian,fengdongsonglewo**bandexiangnaiershoulian,nidebianyihuohaijini。”

便宜货?

linggukanzhebeishuchengshuaidaomianqiandeshoulian,kusedeluchuyimoxiao。

“linggu,wohefengdongdouyaoquhuaxiadaxue,nihaishibiebaohuadale,zheiyeshiweinihao。”

shuchengyuqibinglengdeshuowan,zhuanshenjiuzou。

lingguhaizuozhemeidong,shoulifangzheneitiaocuilvsedeshoulian。

talianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,shenzhikanqilaiyouxiedanding。danzhiyoutazijizhidao,cikexinlishisixinliefeidetong。

shanggeyuetazhidaozheijianshizhihou,xinliyizhihensuanse,danzheidiantongduitalaishuohainengrenshou。

bijingtajingliguodeshiqingshizaishitaiduole,shengsidoukanpole,ganqingshangzheidiantongyousuandeleshenme。

shuchenglikaixicanting,lubianzhanzheyigeshaonv,shaonvshenchuanfensezhangqun,pifubaixi,heifaroushundechuizaishenhou,biaozhideedanlian,wuguanjingzhidewanruhuazhongren。

shuchengyanshenshanshuoleyixia,youxiezicanxinghuidezouleguoqu,jiaodao:“xiaoxiao。”

“xiaocheng,nishibushigenlinggufenshoule?”xiaxiaoxiaozhuanguotoulai,shunjianmisiyidaqunluren,lianshangyangzheqidaideweixiao。

“ng。”shuchengminzhechundianlediantou,“xiaoxiao,nizhiqianhewoshuodedui,linggugaopanbushangwode,wozhidegenghaoderen。”

xiaxiaoxiaomubuzhuanjingdetingwan,luchuyimomirendexiaoyi。

tazhuantou,dingdingdechaozhelinggudefangxiangkanqu。

shuchengyexiayishidehuitoukanleyiyan,zhenghaokanjianlinggutuikaimen,congxicantinglizoulechulai。

“xiaoxiao,womenzouba。”shuchengdemuguangxiayishideyouxieshanduo,talianmangshenshouquwanzhexiaxiaoxiaodeshoubei,shuodao。

“走开。”

shaonvyishengjiaochi,xiaxiaoxiaozhuanshenjiuchaozhelinggushenbianzouqu。

“gugege,nizhongyubaituoshuchengle,shibushiyinggaiqingzhuyixia?”

什么?

shuchengbuganzhixindekanzhexiaxiaoxiaodebeiying,tazheishishenmeyisi?

“gugege。”xiaxiaoxiaowaizhetou,tianzhenwuxiedewanzhulinggudeshoubei,youshuo:“neigeshazishibushibanainaidetianxinbingzhuohaijinile?jiranshizheiyang,neijiwobei,wocaishinimenhuaxiagujiaqindingdesunxifu!”

天心冰镯?

nandao,shuodeshineitiaoshoulian?

huaxiagujia?tamenzaishuoshenme。

shuchengzhijuedenaodaililuanhonghongde,haoxiangshiquleshenmehenzhongyaodedongxi。

taqinaodekuaibuzouguoqu,zhizhexiaxiaoxiaozhiwendao:“xiaoxiao,nifenglema?zheishizaizuoshenme。”

“shucheng。”xiaxiaoxiaokanzheta,zhujianluchuyigechaofengdexiao:“nizhenchuna。wobushiyikaishijiushuolema?linggugegepeibushangnizheiyangde,yinweinizheizhongaimuxurongdebailianhua,yezhiyoufengdongneizhonglajicaipeideshang,zhunimen**peigou,tianzhangdijiu!”

**配狗?!

shuchengzhenjingle,tachengrenxinlishihenbaijin,kanbuqilingguzheizhongqiongren,danzheijianshitayezhigaosulezijidehaoguimixiaxiaoxiao。

“xiaxiaoxiao,niganpianwo!”shuchengzhongyufanyingguolai,dengzheyanjingzhizheta,hunshenfadou。

“duia,wojiushiyaopianni。”xiaxiaoxiaofanlegebaiyan,songlesongjian,“nizhidaowoweishenmeyaozhuanxuelaizheigegaozhongma?jiushiweilelinggugege。shuoshizaide,shucheng,wozhendehenjiduni,linggugegeduinizheimehao,niqueyidiandoubuzhidaozhenxi,wojiushiyaopiannihelinggugegefenshou,nigenbenpeibushangta!”

“nizheigepianzi,nipingshenmechaisanwomen。”

jiusuanshitayaohelinggufenshou,shuchengyewanquanbunengjieshou,lingguzheizhongfeiwuzenmenenggouzhaodaobitagengpiaoliang,genglihaidenvpengyou。

“shucheng,nisuanlaoji?”xiaxiaoxiaoxiaole,tadianqijiaojian,bajiyikouqinzailinggudelianshang,juezhezuirenxingdekaikou:“wocaishihuaxiagujiarendingdexifu,woshitalaopo!”