第五章 你刚刚骂得是不是很爽?

周家书房!

zhoumeiyuzhouzhelianseyinchendezoujinshufangzhizhong,zhijianshufanglimianduanzuozheyimingwenzhongweiyandezhongniannanzi,tatoufadaoshu,youguangfaliang,yizhangguozilianbunuziwei,shoulinazhebenshulingzhenggerenkanqilaichongmanxiuyangqizhi。

“ba,shentianjunhuilaile。”

zhoumeizoujinshufang,liansenankandechongzhongniannanzikaikou。

“沈天君?是谁?”

zhouzhengxiongmiandaiweixiaobiaoqingkanzheyishuangernv,youqishikanxiangzhoumeidemuguangqinhebuyi,shizaishizijidenvertaichusele。

buguo,zhoumeituranjinlaishuoshenmeshentianjun,zheirenshishei?

“ba,niganggangmeixialou,bingbuzhidaoganggangyourenpaodaowomenzhoujianaoshi,erneirenzhengshishentianjun。”

pangbiandezhouzheyilianfennubiaoqingjieshidao:“erqie,baxianqianyourendalaidianhua,shuogugusile,fangcaishentianjunqinkouchengrenshitashade,zheige**……”

“shenme?xueyunta……tasile?zhei……zheizenmehui?jintiantabushihaigaogaoxingxingqushoufangzima?”

zhouzhengxiongtingdaozheigexiaoxi,zhenggerendunshidajing,tengdeyixiazhanqishen,chenshengdao:“quedingshibeishentianjunshalede?tadaodishishenmeren?”

“fengjialingyangzi,zheijiahuowozhidaota,qianxienianwomenquzhoujiadeshihou,fenglaoyezishichangtiqitadelingyangzi,shuotagaozhongbiyejiulijiachuzoujiarubenbuqule。”

zhoumeiyinchenzhelianjieshi:“suansuanshijian,tayijingrongmashinianle。”

“shinianrongma?zuoshihairucimangzhuangchongdong?”

zhouzhengxionglianseyehennankan,xianzaibushiguanzhouxueyunzhisideshihou,shentianjunruciqiangshiergui,henyoukenengtingdaoleshenmefengsheng。

“tashichuhuilaixinqingbaozaoshishousharen,haishiyoushenhoudediyunweihoudun?”

yinianjici,zhouzhengxiongjixudishengxunwen:“ruoshiqianzhedaobuzuweilv,keruoshihouzhe……”

shuodaozheili,zhouzhengxiongjiangmuguangjinjinkanxiangzhoumei。

“shinianrongma,pashimeineimejiandan。”

zhoumeishigelizhiconghuidenvqiangren,beitafuqinzheimeyishuo,tayanmouweiweiyimi,dishengdao:“fengjiazhishi,womenzuodejinhuwanmei,buliubandianhenji,bijingzanmendebeihouhaiyoulingwaijijia,xiangyaocongzheifangmianlaibandaowomen,tayigeshentianjunhaibugouneigezige。”

“tashenshouyinggaihenhao,henbujiandan,ganggangjinqishibianjiangwozhentui,ruozhenbeitachajuedaoshenme,wanyiyusiwangpo,yuwomenpinsiyizhandehua,neijiuzhendedebuchangshile。”

zhouzhezhouzhemeitoudishengkaikou:“buguanruhe,womenxianzuohaoyingduizhunbei,woyujingchajudeliufengduizhangxiangshi,tiqiangentadahaozhaohu。”

“weishenmeyaozuoyidaibi?daoburuzhudongchuji,zhancaochugen,jirantachuxianle,biansongtayiqishanglu。”

zhoumeimirendelianshangluchuyinxianxiaorong,“jinrishentianjunguangtianhuarishahaigugu,nandaowomenbuyinggaizuodianshenmeshiqingma?”

“zheer,nixianzaijiudadianhuajiliufengduizhang,shunbiantantantadedixi。”

zhouzhengxiongchenmolepiankezhijiekaikou,tongshikanxiangzhoumeidao:“meier,nianpairenquchayichatadedixi,ruoshimeiyoushenmejingrendixi,womenbian……”

shuozhe,zhouzhengxiongchongzhoumeizuolegemobozideshoushi。

fengjiayishi,dequeshitamensuowei,cishijueduibunengbeixieluchuqu,buranyingxiangshengyubushuo,haihuibeijiangnanshiderengoubing。

rujinzhoujiarurizhongtianjueduibunengchuxianbandianfumianyingxiang。

“liujia、songjia、yanjiahaiyouhejiayaobuyaotongzhiyisheng,rangtamenyousuozhunbei,biedengshiqingfashengletamencaizhixiao。”

zhoumeisisuopiankehoukaikoushuodao。

“tongzhitamen,buguoqitajijiayinggaibuhuifangzaixinshang,bijingtamenkedoushijiangnanshilaopaihaomen,jiadayeda,diyunshenhou,qihuizaihuyigexiaoxiaodeshentianjun?”

zhouzhengxiongsisuopianke,danhaishidiandiantouyingdao。

……

ercishi,shentianjunyijinghuidaocheli。

“jiushu,neigewangqingshishei?”

shentianjunduanzuozaihouzuo,manlianchensibiaoqing。

“yigetiaoliangxiaochoubale,xiangyaopaizhoujiademapi,yinggaishizheiyang。”

九叔想了想回答道。

“guyicaizhewoshangweima?”

shentianjunzuijiaoweiweitiaoqi,suijitataiqitouchongrenyeshileshiyanse。

“王青?”

renyededaoshiyi,zhijiediandiantouzouxiachechaozheyanhuichangdizouqu。

“ershaoye,nibushishuodashaoyedesiyouxiqiao?zhunbeidiaochayifan,keniganggangweishenmezhijieshuochulaile?”

renyezouhou,jiushuzhouzhemeitoumanlianbujiedebiaoqingxunwendao。

“jinggongzhiniaomingbaima?”

shentianjunbaibaishoujieshi:“wojinriyiti,huoxutamenxiangyaoyugaimizhang,fanerrongyichucuo,dangranjiusuantamenshenmedoubuzuo,fashengledeshiqingjiushifashengle,zonghuiliuxiazhusimaji,yiwodeshouduanxiangyaochadaoneixieqingkuangbingbushishenmenanshi。”

dunleyixia,tajixudao:“chufei,dagezhendeshizijixiangbukai。”

“ke……kenijintianyoushisharen,youshidaren,pashihuiyoubushaomafana。”

jiushuxianglexiangyejiumeiguanneixie,xiangbishentianjunxinliyoushu,dansharenzheikeshisizuia。

“麻烦?”

shentianjunxiaolexiaodao:“neinikenengbuzhidaorenyexianzaichuqu,denghuiergujiyouhuisharen。”

“sha……shawangqing?bushiba?”

jiushudunshilianshangluchunanyizhixindebiaoqing,zhenggerendoulingluanle。

“nibiekantazuozaineilirenchuwuhaidemoyang,shijishangtakeshiyiweishalukuangren,neigeshenmewangqingchuyanbuxuntaiguo,gujishimeiminghuo。”

shentianjundandandegenjiushujieshiyiju,biantangzaihouzuobimuyangshen,dengdairenyeguilai。

……

ercishi,renyegangyaojinqu。

“wangqing,wangzongnizheimecongcongmangmangshiyaoquganmaa?”

waimianyiweichilaidefuhaokandaowangqingcongyanhuichanglimianzouchulai,lianmangxiaoyinyindedazhaohu。

“嗯?王青?”

renyelianmangzhizhujiaobu,zhengyaozouguoqushi,wangqingbiankaishimamalieliedebaoyuanqilai。

“temede,ganggangcanjiayanhuideshihou,yudaoyigesangxinbingkuangde**,dangzheneimeduorendemianjianglaozianzaidishangmoca,zheikouqiwoshizaiyanbuxia,xianzaidadianhuazhaoren,zhunbeihenhenjiaoxunneigechushengyidun。”

wangqingyudaoshuren,benlaishidiurendeshiqing,danyanxiazheiweizoujinqukendinghuizhixiao,yejiubuyinmanzhijiemamalieliedejieshi。

“sheia?chilebaozidanba?ganguangmingzhengdadezaizhoujianaoshi,zhoujiarenmeihuoboletama?”

zheiweifuhaolianmanghaoqidexunwendao:“erqie,tahaiganduiwangzongnidongshou,buxianghuole?”

“jiao……jiaoshenmeshentianjun,duijiushizheigejiaoshentianjundechusheng,woxianzaijiuquhanjigedaoshangdexiongdizhaotamafan,bulaoshidehua,laozijintianjiuzhijiezuoleta。”

王青点点头应道。

“haha,yaobuyaozheimexionga,wangzongniyouzhedian,bienaochurenmingbuhaoshouchanga。”

zheiweifuhaolianmangdaxiaozhetixingdao。

“meishi,nifangxin,dongyigefengjiadesangjiazhiquan,sheihuiweinanwo,woteme……”

wangqingbuyiweiyidehuihuishou。

“你叫王青?”

huahaimeishuowan,jiubeidaduanle,renyetuwudechuxianzaiwangqingshenbiandishengxunwen。

wangqingpiantoukanqu,xieyandao:“duia,nisheia?zhao**ma?”

“niganggangmadeshibushihenshuang?”

任野淡淡开口。