sangeyuehou，liuyuechusan。
华夏国，秦西市!
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“83d!”
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“额?”
chenfengdeshoudoujusuanle，meinvquemeiyounawaimaideyisi。
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henxianran，meinvshiguyide。
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两人显然是一伙的!
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tayeshishilibacunhunguode，zheikouqizenmenengyanxia?
jintianfeidejizheigesongwaimaideyidianyansekankan。
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“woshuonishizhaosi......”
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“我去!”
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“还没完没了了!”
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“有刀很牛逼吗?”
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“啊~”
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“过来!”
chenfengduizhezhangfanangoulegoushouzhi。
“他娘的!”
zhangfananyiyaoya，huochuqule，huizhequantoupuleguolai。
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weiguandequnzhongyiweijingchalaile，yiweidanianggengshiweichenfengchengyao。
“谢谢这位大姐!”
chenfengyishengdaoxie，quemizheshuangyandingzheyuanfang。
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