第2章 你以为我在开玩笑?

linxiucengjingxiangguohenduoyutajianmiandechangjing,yezuoguohenduodejihua。

dan,dangtazhendezhanzaizijimianqianshi,linxiuhaishijuede,jiandancubaoyidianbijiaohao。

yushi,tadangzheqianlaideshangqianmingbinkemianqian,xuanshiduisuyudejueduizhuquan。

“wo……”suyuhuranyouxiejinzhang,buzhisuocuo。

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jujuedeyuanyinqishihenjiandan,jiushibuxihuan。

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faner,gandaoxinqingshifendeyuyue。

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yangmeibaozhebangzilengxiao:“niyiweinishisheia?meiyoumashaozheiyangdeshenfen,niyexiangyaonvpengyou?”

“woyuanyi。”suyuhuranshuodao,yusuyouxiekuai,xiandeyouxiepobujidai,haosidayingdemanle,linxiujiuhuifanhuiside。

zhongrenjianle,mudengkoudai。

杨枚更是不可置信。

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“hao,henhao!”mashaohuranpailepaishouzhang,yanshenyincecededingzhesuyu。

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mamingweiyanzhongshanshuozhehanmang:“nirangwohenshengqi,dezuiwomamingweidexiachang,nihenkuaijiuhuizhidao。”

erhoukanxianglinxiu:“haiyouni,dangzhonghewoqiangnvren,henweifengshima?nidagaihaibuzhidaowomamingweideshouduan,zaizheitianhaishi,woyaonongsini,buguoshiyijuhuadeshiqing!”

“xianzai!”mamingweishenchushouzhi,duitadianledian:“guixia,ketou,wokeyikaolvfangguoni。”

“zheixiaozicanle,mashaozheishizhendeshengqile。”

“zhangdedaoshitingjunde,meixiangdaoqueshigemeinaozidechunhuo。”

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yangmeijixiaokanxiangsuyu:“suyu,shenweiguimi,wohaoxintixingniyiju,cengjingyounvrenyeheniyiyang,jujuelemashao,jieguojiushi,jiaporenwang!”

liukaiyeshibuxiexiaodao:“suyu,ruguonibushiyangmeideguimi,woyebuhuibanijieshaojimashao。niyiweipingnibajiqianwandeshenjia,nenggourudelemashaodeyanjing?zhenshikexiaodenvren。”

“haiyouzheigexiaozi。”liukaiyoukanxianglinxiu:“nianqingren,zhengfengchicukeyi,danshi,nideyoudianzizhizhiming。mashaokanshangdenvren,nishuibuqide。”

suyudezhijia,jihuqianrulezhangxin,xinzhongchongmanlehouhuiyujuewang。

gengshiduilinxiugandaokuijiu,ruguozijiganggangjujueta,yejiubuhuituoleitale。

“shuowanlema?”linxiuweiweiyixiao,haosimamingweideweixie,bingweirangtayoubandiandehaipa。

“cao!”mamingweihuranmaleyiju:“zailaozimianqianzhuangshenmedanding?**shinagencong,yeganhelaozizhuangbi?”

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zaijiandaolinxiudiyiyan,tajiuzainaohaizhongsousuozheigeren。

henkexideshi,tabingweijianguociren。

yaozhidao,tianhaishishangcengquanzidesuoyoufuerdai、guanerdai,tadoujianguo。

dan,linxiuxianranbuzaiqilie。

suoyitakendingderenwei,linxiubingbushishenmedarenwu。

huoxutadefumushigeshangren,danchongqiliang,zuiduoyejiushijiqianwandeshenjia。

erzheidianqian,mamingweihuifangzaiyanli?

shuojubukeqidehua,zhiyaotayigedianhua,jiunengrangtafumupochan。

“gongzi,xuyaowochushouma?”yipangdemurongshisan,yongjinyoulianggerennengtingjiandeshengyinshuodao。

linxiuyaoleyaotou,weixiaodemouzhong,shanyaochuyisisherenxinpodeshaqi。

“youxieshiqing,wodezijijiejue。”

zheixieren,yuqianshiyimoyiyang。

xiaozhang、kuangwang、sangjintianliang!

suoyi,linxiuzenmekenengfangguotamenni?

“wobutaixihuanshuofeihua,jizhuwojiexialaishuodehua,yinwei,wozhishuoyibian。”

linxiushuqiyigenshouzhi,dianxiangmamingwei:“jinidefumudadianhua,rangtamenlikeganlaizheili,laiwanle,jiujianbudaonile。”

“哗!”

ciyanyichu,quanchang,huaran!

“zheigexiaozi,tazaishuoshenme?tajuranganweixiemashao?”

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“shangyigezheimetiaoxinmashaode,wojidefentoucaoyijingsanzhanggaole。”

zhongrendoujuedelinxiufengle。

fanghenhua,shijiyuyouqiangdabeijingdeqingkuang。

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zaitamenkanlai,linxiuwuyijiushi**。

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“啪!”

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静!

死一般的静!

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meiyourenkanqinglinxiushenmeshihouchushoude。

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ershisannian,tahuoleershisannian,congweishouguorucishanghai。

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“guozaodecangying,jirannitingbudongwodehua,neime,wobujieyirangniduoshouyixietongku。”linxiusuiyidedanledanshouzhang,dao:“dadianhuaba,bieshuowomeijinijihui。”

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“suyu,nizheigexinnanpengyoufengle!”yangmeiyaxiaxintoudezhenjing,dashengdao:“tajurangandamashao,tashizaizhaosi!suyu,nixianzaiganjinhetapieqingguanxi,likejimashaoxiaguidaoqian,qingtayuanliang,fouzeniyehuibeituolei!”

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“哒哒哒~”

yimingsanshisuizuoyou,shencaigaodadenianqingren,congmenwaierlai。

takanjianleweizaiyiqiderenqun,zhoulezhoumei,kuaisuzouguoqu。

“梁公子来了!”

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canjiashengriyandekerenmen,feifujigui,duishangcengquanzideshiqingzhidaodeyiqingerchu。

suoyi,dangliangfeifanchuxian,tamenjiuzhidao,linxiu,yaowandanle!

liangfeifanhuanhuantingxialejiaobu,lengchendemouzi,zaijirenshenshangyiyisaoguo。

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“xianzaikanlai,woliangfeifandemianzi,bugouda,shima?”

liangfeifanmuguangyixiangmamingwei,yuqibingleng:“jiwoyigejieshi。”

mamingweishenziqingqingyiduosuo。

yitadeshenfen,zaitianhaishiyijingshuyushangcengshehuirenshi。

danshiheliangjiaxiangbi,quebuzhiyiti。

youqi,liangfeifankeshixiayirenneidingdedongshizhang。

tajimangdao:“lianggongzi,zheijianshiqingyuwowuguan,shineigexiaozi,tazhudongdongshoude。womamingweijiushidanzizaida,yebuganzailianggongzidedifangchushounaoshi。”

“ng。”liangfeifanhenmanyitadetaidu,zhishao,taduizijihengongjing。

tazhuanerkanxianglinxiu,wendao:“nini?”

linxiuhaoxiangganggangcaikanjianta,yiliandanran,dao:“nizaihewoshuohua?”

“哗!”

“zheixiaozinaoziyoumaobingba?neikeshilianggongzi,tajuranganwushilianggongzi?”

“wocao,tashizhenfengle。”

linxiushizhendemeitingjian,erqie,jiusuantingjianle,youruhe?

moshuoyigetianhaishi,jiusuanshizhenggehuaxia,youyoujirengouzigeyutashuohua?

“nijingganbawodangkongqi?”liangfeifanmiqiyanjing,weiweidiantou:“ni,rangwohenshengqi。”

linxiuweiweitaiyan,dao:“bishangnidezui,zaiduoshuoyigezi,worangniyigeziyeshuobuchulai。”

zhongrenxinzangdoushimengtiao,zheigexiaozi,shizaishixiaozhangdelingrenchijing。

“hao,wokanniruherangwo……”

tadehuayinweiluo,zhikanjian,yizhiquantou,zaitashixianzhizhongjisufangda。

紧接着,

“轰!”

liangfeifandeshenti,paodanbandehongfei。

tadenaodai,xianxuelinli。

zhenggerenfandaozaidi,gaojidingzhixizhuang,zaidishanghuachuyidaodaokouzi。

狼狈至极!

linxiulenglengdao:“woshuole,zaiduoshuoyigezi,worangniyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。zhendeyiweiwoshizaihenikaiwanxiao?”

zheiyike,ruodayanhuiting,shangqianguike,rujianguimei,yaquewusheng。