zheihuayichu,suoyourendoulengle,fenfenkanleguoqu。
lizhurenyikanren,nudao:“shini,niyouhushuobadaoshenme!”
“dage,nishuoshenme,wobazhendemeisima?”napameishenmexiwang,liuyingyingdoujidongle。
“bietingtaxiashuo,zheixiaozizijijiushibingren,erqieshibeijingchasaohuangzhuazhudebingren。”lizhurenchaofengdao。
yitingzheihua,likeyourenbishi:“**,kantarenmorenyangde,meixiangdaoshizheizhongren,wokantabuzhishentiyouwenti,jingshenyeyouwenti。”
“shia,xinzangdouyijingtingzhitiaodong,zenmekenengmeisi!xiaoguniang,yaoxiangxinlizhurenzhuanyedepanduan,xiaohuoziyebiezaizheilihujiaomanchanle。”shouchiyinzhendeyishengyequandao。
“huazhongquchong,wokannishikanshangrenjiaxiaoguniang,xiangtaojinhuba。renjiafuqingangzou,jingranhaiqizheizhongxinsi。”lizhurenzijiyouzheizhongxinsi,queqiangjiadaoyewentianshenshang。
“闭嘴!”
yewentianqueturanyishengbaohe,heledajiayitiao,lenglengdao:“jiurenyaojin,womeikongfeihua!zheiyang,lizhuren,ruguowonengbatajiuhuo,niguizaidishangketoudaoqian,ranhouzhudongcizhigunchuyiyuan。”
“ruoshiwojiubuhuo,zerennichuzhi!”
“dangzhen?zheikeshinizijishuode!”lizhurenyiting,likeshuodao:“dajiadoutingdaolea,yihuibiexiangshualai。”
zheixiaozizijisongshangmen,zhenghaowanchengheshaoyaoqiushoushitaderenwu。
“hehe,nijiuzhunbeixiaguiba。”yewentiandandandao。
tebieshifaxianjingshenjizhongxiamuguangjingnengchuantounanzishenti,rutongxguangyibankanqingchutagugeneibu,gengshixinxinshizu。
“jiupingni,zhenshixiaohua!”lizhurenyilianbuxie。
qitarendoufenfenyaotou,yejuedebukeneng。
zheixiaozi,weiletaonvhaihuanxinzhenshipinle。zhishitayebuxiangxiang,yihuibuchenggongzenmeban。
daoshiyingyingyanzhongchongmanleqiwang。
“woyaoshizhen,buyunxurenherenganrao,nimenquandouchuqudengwoshifenzhong。shijianjinji,ganjinde。”yewentianlenglengkaikou,pangbianzhenghaoyouyinzhen,yeshengdetazhao。
“xiaozi,jiunihaizhenjiu,zhenshixiaohua!”lizhurenchaofeng。
nayinzhendeyishengyeshiananyaotou。
sheibuzhidaozhongyishiyuelaoyuechixiang。erqiexianzaizhongyihenduopianzi,huailemingsheng,gujizheixiaonianqingjiushitazuitaoyandepianziyilei。
erlizhurenkaolvzhouquanganjinshuo:“buguowomenxianzaimashangchuqu,biexiangyihuilaiwomendanwulezhiliaoshijian。”
bianshuobianzhaohuzhedajiaganjinchuqu。
liuyingyingyechuqule,zhiliuxialeyewentian。
guanshangmen,yewentiannaqiyinzhen,kaishiyigenjieyigendikuaisucharunanzitinei。
suirankuai,danquejiweijingzhun,erqiemeiyigendoudaizhetagangxiuliandezhangshengjuezhenqi,lidugengshiwanmeijingmiao。
zhangshengjuebenjiushixiulianzhangshengzhidao,zhenqiwenhe,shishijianzuiwanmeidezhiliaozhenqi。
cishi,zaiyinzhengenzhenqixiangzhuzhixia,butingdidatongzusai,nitianbandixiufuzhenanzixinzangshuaijieshanghaideshentigongneng。
shifenzhonghou,yewentianmantoudahan,zhenggerendouyouxiexufu。henmingxiantashiliyouxieqianque,xiaohaotaida。
不过,总算成功了。
cishi,waimianlailegengduokanrenaode。
jiuliansuqingxueyezhengqiaojingguo,haiyiweizheichushenmeshidajiaweiguan。buguotakemeixianqingcourenao,zhibenyewentianbingfang。
erlizhurendengrenzaojiudengdebunaifan,yanjianmendakai。
takanyebukanbingchuangneibian,zhijielengxiaodao:“xiaozi,shuohaolejiubuhuonirenwochuzhide。xianzai,xianguixiajiwochanhuiba。”
zhouweidatingzhixiaoleqingkuangderenyeshifenfenyaotou,nianqingrenjiushinianqingren,zhenshibuzhitiangaodihoua。
kan,xianzaiyaodiurenxianyanleba。
“buhaoyisi,gaiguixiadeshini。”yewentianbuxiedisaoleyanlizhuren,dandandao。
“shenmeyisi?”zhongrentingdao,quandoulengle。
李主任也楞了。
jiuzaizheishitamentingdaoyingyingjingxijidongdeshengyin:“ba,nixingle!”
yinweidajiadoujuedebukeneng,yezhiyouyingyingdiyishijianchakanfuqinzhuangkuang,meixiangdaoyiyanjiukandaofuqinzhengkaiyanjing。
什么,醒了?
suoyourendoujingdaile,buganxiangxin,fenfenlikequkankan。
真,真的醒了!
lizhurenyekandaole,zhenggerendouyijingwanquanshayan。
zenmekeneng,jiulianbaishenyizaoshangdoushushouwuce。
genghekuang,ganggangyijingwanquanmeiqixilea。
tebieshidongzhongyideyishengniezhemaibo,yejidongdao:“zhei,zheishijibenhaole。”
suiranhaimeijingguoyiqiyanzheng,danjiusuanyouwenti,douzhihuishixiaowenti。
shenyi,zheicaishizhenzhengdeshenyia。
yingyingjidonghuaile,butingdiganxie。
yewentiandianlediantou,ranhoukanxiangdaidaidelizhuren,dandandao:“xianzai,keyiguixialeba!”
“bu,bukeneng!”lizhurenjingdaile,butingdiyaotou,jingdao:“niyongleshenmeyaoshu?”
“bieguanwoyongshenme,taxingle,nigaiduixiannidechengnuo。”
“shenmechengnuo,neizhishisuibianshuoshuoeryi。”lizhurenlikefourenle,tatangtangxinzangkezhurenyishi,dangzhongguixiasuanshenme。
gengbieshuocizhi,takeshebude!
“hehe,zaojiuzhidaonihuizheiyang!”
yewentianzuijiaogouqiyimoxiemeilengmo,turanshangqianyibu。
zaisuoyourenjingedemuguangzhongyoushouzhijiehenhendishuaizailizhurenlianshang,shuaideduifangzhuangjizaiqiangbishangshuailuoxialai。
“nibuyuanzhudonggui,neijiurangwolaibangni!”
jiezheyewentianzaicishangqian,yijiaohenhendidengzaitaxigaishang。
咔擦!
啊!
gutousuiliedeshengyin,haiyoulizhurenqilicanjiaodeshengyinlianlianchuanchu。
shunjian,suoyourendoujingdaile。
yigegekanzhelizhurentuibuwanquxiaqu,yanzhongdouluchulezhenjingkongju,youzhunbeiquanjiadedoufenfenyisuo,laoshibuzuosheng。
sheiyemeixiangdao,zheigekanqilaiwenruoshushengbandejunxiuqingnianfabiaoqilairucixiongcan,chushouruciguoduanhenla。
erqie,yetaixiaozhangbadaoleba!
cishi,yewentianyoujiaoqingqiaoyigou,ranglizhurentongkudiguizhe,shenshangtouchulengli,lenglengwendao:“shuo,sheizhishinihaiwode?”
lizhurenliansefabai,guangneiqishidouhedezhandou,gengbieshuobeirucixiongcanshoushi,mangdao:“he,heshao,fanghe!”
“果然是他!”
yewentianlenghengyisheng,dao:“zheiciraoniyiming,zijigunchuyiyuan,huozhebaofuwo。danjizhule,xiayici,wojiumeizheimehaoshuohuale。”
这叫好说话?
众人无言!
huayingangluo,yewentianwushizhouweisuoyouren,tabulikai。
“dagege......”liuyingyingxianghanzhu,danyewentianzoudetaikuaile。
zheiyiqiefashengdetaikuaile,congyewentiandarenkaishi,daojieshuyifenzhongdoubudao。
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我!
回来了!
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