“nimenrangkai，shenyijiusuanqu，yeshiquwomenjiangchuanlijia！”
“lijia？suanshenmedongxi，yaoquhaidewomentangjia！”
“nimentangjiaququyigesanliushijia，youshenmezige！”
“nishuoshenmexiangdajia？”
“好哇你来！”
qingchen，shushaohaiguazheluzhu，fanrenmenhaimeizaoqifangfeng，tianshuiweijianyu，yilianglianghaochezaojiuduzailemenkou。
yibangyiguanchuchudenannvjiugencaishichangqiangdipandexiaofanyiyang，huxiangtuisangjiaoxiaozhesheidoubukenrang。
“goule，doubiechaole！”
“神医出来了！”
kanzhejianyudazhayourenturanjiaoleqilai。
qitarenyitingzheihua，limafenglesideyiyongershang，jiangneidaorenyingjiweizailezhongjian。
“shenyi，womenfeimajituanxiangpinninweigaojiguwen！”
“shenyi，womendaxiaojiexiangrenshinin！”
“shenyi，womenlaoyeziyueninhejiu！”
zheibangrenxiaodebietiyouduochanmeile，kexiaoqianjiugenmeitingdaoyiyang，shuangshouchadoudiaozheyan，bujinbumandedechaowaizou。
“shenyi？ninqunaer？”
“我送您！”
“nigun，shenyihaishizuowodemaibaheba！”
“maibahesuanshenme，woyoukulinan！”
zheibangrenyueshuoyuejidong，henbudedangchangdaqilai。
youjigegengzhijiezhuaizhulexiaoqianyijiao。
zheixia，xiaoqianmeitouyizhou，shensexuanjikaishibunaifanle。
完了！
神医生气了！
yikanzheijiashi，suoyourenlimarutongbeiqiazhebozidejizaibuganzhishengle。momotuidaoliangbian，rangkaileyitiaoxiaodao。
zheiweidalaosuiranyishutongxuan，piqikebushiyibandehuai，dezuiletabuguanbeijingduoda，yigaibuzhi。
yourenkeshilianguilesantianlianrenyingdoumeijiandao。
“laigeren，songwohuiqu！”
jianzheibangjiahuobushuohuale，xiaoqiansuishouzhilezhilubianyilianghanma，lakaimenzuolejinqu。
“唉唉唉唉！”
tinglezheihua，manlianluosaihudedizhonghaipangzilimajidongdeyiliuxiaopaoguolai。
ganggangtahaiaonaolaidewan，chejibujin，meixiangdaoxingfulaidetaituranle。
ercikeshangjiangxijiaoyichupobaidetongzilouli。
yibangwudasancudehunhunzhenglinzhehongyouqiwangsanlouyihuqiangshang、menshangshijingerpo。
“xiongdimen，jiwopojunyundianer！”weishoumanlianhengroudeguangtouyilianhuaixiaozhechelechebozishangcudegengoulianyiyangdejinlianzi。
talianshangneidaocongzuijiaomanyandaoyanjiaodebahenkanzheyouqiheren。
“haolie！”xiaodimenyinghedao。
“laoxiaojiayouxiaoqianzheizhongerzijianzhizaonie。”
“haisizijilaoniangbushuo，haiganjiegaolidai，tameimeizenmehuoa？”
“jiushi！zheijiahuoresheibuhao，feirezongergouzheibangchusheng，gebicunlaolinjiasunnvjiubeitamenpianlejiegaolidai，tiaolouzisha，daoxianzaihaitangyiyuanni！”
bushaojiefangtouguomenfengduizhewaimianzhizhidiandian。
却没一个人敢报警。
yinweizhiqianjiuyourenduoguanxianshi，banyexiabanhuijiabeirenqiaoduanleyitiaotui。
“你们干什么？”
“pingshenmewangwojiapoqi？”
yanchouzhejiamenbeipodemianmuquanfei，yimingzhangxiangqingchunchuanzhepojiuxiaofu，shencaishouruodenvhaicongloutikoujiuchongleguolai。
“凭什么？”
guangtouyixiao，xuanjibayantourengdaodishangnajiaonianlenianlenghedao。
“jiupingnijiaqianzhaibuhai！”
“给我砸！”
“哐当——!”
suizhetayishenglingxia，yipangdechuangzibeihuangmaoxiaohunhunnabangqiugunzachenglesuixie，sisanfeijian。
zhanmanyouqidepojiumumenyebeiyijiaochuailekailai。buduoshi，dengzi、naozhong、dianfanguo、chabeibeizadedaochudoushi。
wulidejiajugengshibeixiandewaiqiniuba，yifubeicaidequanshijiaoyin。
jiulianjutaishangneizhangheibaisedeyizhaoyebeirenhenhenshuaizailedamenwaidedishang，yongjiaocaileyoucai。
“妈——！”
“混蛋！”
“畜生！”
xiaomengdiexingyantonghongjicixiangchongguoqujianhuizhaopian，ketoufabeiguangtoujiuzhe，genbenchongbuguoqu。
sizhoulinjushigannubuganyan。
“畜生？”
yitingxiaoniangmenjuranganmatamen，guangtouzhuanshen，lunyuanbangzijiuwangneizhangguamanleizhudecangbaixiaolianhenhenchouleshangqu！
啪！
wugenxianhongdezhiyingewaimingxian，bixueyebiaojianlechulai。
“畜生！”
xiaomengdieqinzheleiyoumaleyisheng。
“还反了你了！”
guangtoulianshanghengroubuyouzizhuchoulechou，lunqibazhanggangxiangjixushan，jiuganjuejiantouyijin，yizhongyinlengdetengzhicigusui，sihuyouwushuchongyizaikenshi。
“哪个狗东西？”
huitouyipie，tadunshilengle。
xiaoqianshoulizhengniezheyigenyinzhen，mianwubiaoqingkanzheta。
呃！
zheijiahuobugaizailaolima？
难道越狱？
yishiwushuniantoushanguonaohai。
“jiusuannihuilaiyouzenmeyang，qiandezhainandaobuyonghai？”
zheisiniuleniujianbangtaochuyizhangqiantiao，xiongsheneshadeshuodao。
kanzheqiantiaoshangshuxideziji，xiaoqiandunshizhouqilemeitou。
yigeyueqian，yourenzhaotajimuqinbanlaonianrenyiwaixian，yaojiashuqianzi。
buyongwen，zheizhangjiejudangshijiujiazaibaodanli。
“zenmeyang，kanjianleba？”
guangtouxiexiaozheguyiyongshouzaixiaoqianlianshangpaileyoupai，jiaogengyonglizaineizhangheibaideyizhaoshangnianlenian。
“看见了！”
xiaoqianlianseyileng，suishouzaiguangtoujianbangdexueweishangyongliyiqiao，kaca，bansuizheyidaomaogusongrangugecuoweideshengxiang。
houzheniuzheshenziguikulanghaodeguidaoledishang。
手都拧成了麻花。
周围人都吓傻了。
“nibushixiangyaoqianma？”
“nibushicaiwomazhaopianma？”
“zheicainaerdaonaera？”
xiaoqiandeshengyinyirujiwangdepingdan，ketingzaizhongrenerduolijiuxiangemodediyu，daizhesenrandehanyi。
“xiaoqian，biewangle，nimeimeihaizaiwomenshoushang！”
guangtouyaozheya，guzhesaibangzi，selineirendeweixiedao。
“是吗？”
wenyan，xiaoqianzuijiaoshangyang，duizheguangtouzuobiandejianbangqingqingyiqiao。
“呃啊——”
dunshiguangtoucanhaodegengxiongle。
“goudongxi，niganleshenme？”
“森哥——！”
yikanlaodabeirennongle，neimingzhuaizhexiaomengdietoufadehunhundunshihedao“zaibufangkaiwomenlaoda，wonongsi……”
kehaimeidengfangwanhenhua，yigenshouzhiyijingchuodaoletaetoushang。
噗通！
xiayimiao，zheiminghunhunjiuxiangmuouyiyangzhitingtingdaozailedishang，shishengsibuzhi。
sizhoudehunzidoushayanle。
这是妖法吧！
“hailenggepia，jiwoshangquganta！”yikanxiaodimentuihou，guangtoubanguizaidishangmeihaoqidemadao。
“哦哦！”
“zouzheigouride，jihuangmaobaochou！”
“jihuangmaogejiera，jilaodabaochou！”
“对对！”
yiqunwuhezhizhongzhongyufanyingguolai，nazhegangguanbangqiugunjiuweileshangqu。
yankanzheibangrenchongleguolai，xiaoqianzuijiaoyangqiyisilengxiao，youruxiashanmenghubutuifanjinchongleshangqu。
“哐当！”
zhongrenhaimeifanyingguolaizenmehuishi，chongzaizuiqianmianyidaoshenying，yijingbeixiaoqianenzhelian，yibazadaoledishang。
diergelouluonazhepijiupinggangxiangtouxi，jiubeiyizhouzazaileyoulian，bixuehemenyashunjianbiaojianlechulai。
disangezuican，quanshendegugedoubeizhengcuoweile。
qianhouyejiuyifenduozhongdeyangzi，qibagehunhunyijingquandoutangzai，xiangpadoupabuqilai。
xiediaoguanjie，neidousuanxiaoyisile，zuihouxiaoqianhainachuyigenzuyoubazhangzhangdeyinzhen，yigeyigezhajinletamenjisuili。
zongzhi，zheibangrenxiabanbeizishibengxiangwannvrenle。
guangtouchadianermeiheniaole。
这也是狠碴子啊。
yaozaozhidao，jietamengedanerdoubuganlaia。
“shuoba，daodishisheirangnilaide？”xiaoqianjianqimuqindeyixiangfangzaiyipang，haozhengyixiadejizijidianleyigenyan。