无量山下。
一处乡村诊所。
yiweimianrongqingxiudeqingnian，zhengzaitiyimingmeiyanfurenzhenmai。
furenwuguanjingzhi，yishenguiqi，yixizisezhangqunbaoguoxia，miaomandeshenxinggengxianenaduozi，hunshensanfazhexingganhewumei。
furendingzheqingnianqingxiudelianpang，yilianhaoqi。
beiyuweiguigushengyideyeshenyi，juranzheimenianqing。
tasuanbushangyingjun，danmianrongqingxiu，youqishineiduiyoushendemouzi，querangrenchenzui。
piankehou，yebufanqingtanyisheng，shuodao：“songjiea，nizheigenianji，zhangqimeiyoufuqishenghuoshibuxingde。”
furenzhoumeidao：“yeshenyi，hechuciyan?”
yebufanyouyupianke，zhengsedao：“nizhangqidanshen，shentidebudaociji,neishuijiupaibuchu，huidaozhineifenmishidiao，baidaiyichang，haihuiyinqipenqiangyan、luanchaonangzhong......”
meiyanfurenyouxiuyouqi，quebuganfazuo。
takuxiaozheshuodao：“woshenbiandanshendejiemeiyebushao，zenmejiuwozhangqishimian，shentiyegezhongbushi?”
tabianxunmingyi，doushizheimezhenduan，pianpianshushouwuce。
yebufanweiweiyixiao，shuodao：“hezhigezhongbushi，nizuijindeyueshidouhenbuguilv，bushiliangguoduojiushiguoshao，baidaigengshinianhuhude，zheishishentifashengbingbiandeqianzhaole。”
meifurendunshiqiaolianjubian。
ruciyinsideshiqing，talianguimidoumeitoulu，yebufanquenengshuodezheimejingzhun、xiangxi?
“yeshenyi，zenmehuizheiyang?”
meifurenyilianjiaozhuo，turanxiusedao：“woyebushimeiyouxingshenghuo......”
yebufandaliangleyiyanfurenaotuyouzhideshenzi，
yaotoudao：“kaonizijiyongneixiedongxipaiqianjimo，neidoushiwujizhitan，budingyongde。”
meifurenqiaolianweihong，shouzhiniezhequnjiao，yilianjiaoxiudao：“zenmejiubudingyongle?wojuede......tingguanyonga!”
ruofeimianqianshizheiweiguigushengyi，tawanwanshuobuchuzheimehaisaodehualai。
“guyinbusheng,guyangbuzhang,yinyanghe，wanshisheng,cinaitiandao。”
yebufantailetaiyanpi，danrandao：“nvrenshuyin，nanrenshuyang，yinyangdiaohe、shuirujiaorong，shentidehenduowenticainengyingrenerjie，nidongwoyisima?”
“wozongbunengsuibianzhaogenanrenjiucouheleba?”
meifurenyilianweinandao：“yeshenyi，ruoshizaimeiyoubiedebanfa，yaobu......nibangbangwo?”
“songjieshuoxiaole，wonayouzheigexiangongfu?”
yebufanshensepingjing，shuodao：“fangxinba，jirannidouzhaodaowole，haiyaonanrenheyong?wojinikaigeyaofanghuiqu，yueshilaideqianjitianjianfuyici，lianxulianggeyue，baozhengyaoyaodaobingchu。”
shuozhe，yebufanshuashuashuaxielegefangzi，tixingdao：“qugebiyaofangzhuayaoba!”
“duoxieyeshenyi!”meifurennazhefangzi，qianenwanxiedezoule。
这时。
yimingshencaigaotiao，qizhilengyandejuemeinvrenjinlezhensuo，shenhougenzheliangmingshenxingkuiwudeheiyibaobiao。
nvrenshencaigaotiaotingba，yilianguao。
shenweizhonghaisujiadedaxiaojie，sushijituandefuzongcai，suruyunyouguaodeziben。
tazaijianloudezhensuoneisaoleyiyanhou，muguangcailuozaileyebufanshenshang，qiaolianshangfuxianyisiqingmie。
“你就是叶不凡?”
suruyunlenglengdekanzheyebufan，yizheputongdeta，zhanzaizheipozhensuozhong，gengxianhansuan。
yebufanditouzhenglizhezhuoshangdebingli，suikouhuidao：“wojiushi，youyuyuema?meiyouyuyuedehua，shubujiezhen。”
yimingbaobiaonuchidao：“xiaozi，haohaogenwomensuzongshuohua，buranwofeileni!”
suruyundeyidebailebaishou，yilianbuxiedao：“xiangbudaocengjinggaogaozaishangdeyejiadashaoye，juranluopodaozaizheishanyexiangcunzhongtaoshenghuo，yaobushiwoxiaoxilingtong，zheiqiongxiangpirangdeguidifangzhenbuhaozhao。”
shuozhe，tashuangshoubaoxiong，zhigaoqiangdao：“wojiaosuruyun，nihewomeimeisuruyandehunshuzaina?”
“我是来退婚的。”
“wozhidaozheigexiaoxiduinilaishuohencanren，danxianzaideni，genwomeimeiwanquanbushiyigeshijiederen，nipeibushangta!”
tingdaozhei，yebufanmeitouyitiao，diantoudao：“hao!”
suruyunweiweiyileng，yiliancuoe。
yebufanjuranhaobuyouyudedayingle，shenzhi，congtouzhiweiliantaitoukandoumeikantayiyan。
fangfobeirenshangmentuihun，gentahaowuguanxiyiban。
suruyunzuijiaoweiqiao，chixiaodao：“nikendinghenbuganxin，suoyiwomensujiahuijiniyixiebuchang。”
tataochuyizhangzhipiaofangzaizhuomianshang，tuidaoleyebufandemianqian。
shangmianneiyilianchuandeling，shifenreyan!
“zheishiyizhangliangbaiwandezhipiao，zugounizaizheizhongqiongxiangpiye，zhaogexiangxianvrencouheguohoubanbeizi。”
lingrenchayideshi，yebufanmeiyoushuohua，shenzhidoumeikanneizhangzhipiaoyiyan。
suruyunyilianaorandao：“womensujiaduiniyishirenzhiyijinle，banihewomeidehunshujiaochulaiba!”
“哗啦!”
yebufanmengdeheshangbingliben，xianqiyidaoweifeng，jiangneizhangzhipiaobeichuidaoledishang。
tamorandao：“tuihunwodayingle，zhipiaoninazouba，biedianwulewodezhensuo。”
shuozhe，yebufanzhuanshen，jiangneibenbinglibenfangjinleshencedewenjianju，yiranmeiyoukansuruyunyiyan。
fangfo，neibenbingli，bidishangdeliangbaiwanzhipiaogengzhengui。
“你!”
suruyunqidejiaoquqingzhan，lianseyeshunjianyinchenrushui。
“咔嚓!”
yimingbaobiaomengdetaitui，jiangshenbiandemudengtichengsuipian，zheiyijiaoruotizaishenshang，rendoufeile。
neibaobiaoluleyishou，lengxiaodao：“goudongxi，biebushitaiju，xinbuxinwozalenidepozhensuo?”
yebufanzhongyuzhuantou，danmodepiaolesanrenyiyan，yanzhongshanguoyisilingli。
suruyunzheicaimanyideshuodao：“nibushouzheizhangzhipiao，sheizhidaonihuibuhuifanhui，yihoupaodaowomensujialaijiuchanwomeimei?shouxiazhipiao，dangmiansidiaohunshu，nigenwomensujiacaisuanenduanyijue。”
suruyunqihuibuzhidaoyebufandadeshenmezhuyi?
tajuebuhuiyunxuyebufanzheizhongfeiwu，duitademeimeiyoubandianfeifenzhixiang。
yebufanturanxiaozheyaoleyaotou，yanzhongmanshixixuedao：“woduisuruyanhenimensujiameiyoubandianxingqu，gengbuxieyujiuchanta，hunshuwokeyijini，zhipiaonishouhuiquba，woshizhende......kanbushangzheidianqian。”
“hehe，kouqidaoshibuxiao!”
suruyunjifengdao：“dangzijihaishigaogaozaishangdeyejiadashaoyeni?xianzaideni，buguoshiduozaishangougouligouyancanchuandewonangfei!”
zaitayanzhong，yebufanhunshenshangxiadoudaizheqiongsuanwei。
shouzhezheimeyijiaxiangxiadepozhensuojiannanduri，quefeibanchuyifushijinqianrufentudeqinggaofaner。
简直令人作呕。
“吧嗒!”
yebufancongjiaodixianachuyigetiehe，wangzhuozishangyidiu，bunaifandao：“hunshuzailimian，nizijizhao，nalehunshulimagundan。”
suruyunqiangrenzhenuqi，gaosuzijizhaohunshuyaojin。
kedakaitiehehou，tazhijieshayanle。
“jingdouzhaojia，zhaoxinyi......”
“zhonghaifangjia，fangzining......”
“shenzhougujia，guyuyan......”
......
tiehezhong，jingjingdetangzheqifenhunshu。
jingdouzhaojia、zhonghaichenjia、shenzhougujia.....wuyibushidaxiaguoheheyoumingdehaomenshijia。
sujiadehunshuzaizuihou，ersujiazaiqitaliugehaomenshijiamianqian，bulunshilihaishidiyun，doubuzhiyiti。
这怎么可能?
suruyunliansebianhuanshuci，turandongle。
weizaozheimeduofenhunshu，jibianbeituihun，yexiandebuneimediuren。
tayilianchaofengdao：“yebufan，woguoranmeiyoukancuoren，yezhiyounizheizhongfeiwu，caihuiyongzheizhongjilianglaiziwoanwei。”
“zaiwomeimeidedailingxia，duanduanliangniansushijituanbianjijiangshangshi，tashizhonghairanranshengqideshangjiexingui，shitianzhijiaonv，erni，feiwuzhongjiushifeiwu，laihamajiubiexiangchitianeroule。”
suruyundeyuqiqingmiezhiji，duiyebufanwakufengci，jijinchaofengzhinengshi。
“神经病吧你!”
yebufanmeihaoqidao：“bieyingxiangwozuozhen，nalehunshuganjingundan。”
“zheijiunaoxiuchengnule?”
suruyunshenxiaoyisheng：“shouqinineidiankeliandezizunba，nizaoyibushishenfenzunguideyejiadashaoyele，jiunizheiyangdefeiwu，wodebaobiao，yizhishounengdashige。”
ruguoyebufanhaoyanxiangqiu，tahuoxuhuikanzaisulinliangjiadangniandeqingfenshang，duojijishiwanbuchang。
shenzhijitayigejihui，rangtazouchuzheiqiongxiangpirang，qusushijituanmouyifenchashi，yehaoguozaishangougoulihunchidengsi。
kexi，yanqianzheigewonangfei，bushitaiju。
就在这时。
“shifu，yaozhuahaole，zheishisongnvshijidezhenjin。”
yimingzhushoumoyangdexiaoguniangpengzhexiaoxiangziconggebizoulai。
kandaozheixiaoguniang，suruyunshuangmouweiliang。
suichuanzheposu，yilianzhiqi，queyirannengkanchujingzhidewuguanhejunqiaoderongyan，zhangdayihou，jueduishigeqingguoqingchengdejuese。
suruyunmeixiangdao，zheizhongqiongxiangpirang，juranhainengjiandaozheizhongjishudemeirenpeizi。
xiaoguniangjiangxiaoxiangzifangzaizhuomianshang，dakailegaizi。
“tianshanxuelianshizhu、renxingheshouwushizhu、xuedanjinlianyikuai、zhonghaiwuxingjihaotingjiudianchanquanshuyifen!”
yebufansaoleyiyanxiangzi，kandaoneifenchanquanshuhou，yanzhongshanguoyisixianqi。
“zheixiemingguiyaocaiwozheimianqiangnengpaishangyongchang，zheixiaomanaoganghaojiwodangzhenzhi，songjiedaoshiyouxinle，zhiyushenmejiudianchanquanjiusuanle，acai，daihuihaijisongjie!”
“好的，师傅!”
acaiyingleyisheng，jiangneifenchanquanshudandutiaolechulai，suishoujiangneikuaiwankoudaxuedanjinlianfangzailezhuojiao。
suruyunkandaozheiyimu，dunshijingdemudengkoudai。
tianshanxuelian、renxingheshouwu，neixiedongxiyijinghenzhiqianle。
erxuedanjinlian，gengshibeiyuweishangtianshengwu、shijieshangzuiguibaoshi，
napashiquantouneimedadexuedanjinlian，dounengmaishangqianwandetianjia，gengbieshuoyanqianzheikuaiwankoudade，qimashangyile。
zheimeangguidebaoshi，suishoudiuzaizhuozishangdangzhenzhi?
疯了吧?
erzhonghaiyijiawuxingjijiudiandechanquan，zhishaoshigeyileba，zheiyijingjiejintamensujiadequanbuzichanle。
neixiangbizhixia，taneizhangliangbaiwandezhipiao，xiandeshizaikexiaoledian。
这怎么可能?