第三章 有请

“xiongdia,zheicishizhendewandafale,niyidingyaojiaonibadingzhua,wokebuxiangkandaoniliuluojietou,yaokaomai**weisheng。”zhangdaweipailepaixiaohandejianbangshuodao。

xiaohanmeihaoqidedengletayiyan。

“xingle,jiushuozheimeduo,nibayekuaihuilaile,zaibugundan,wokejiuyaonaodaikaipiao,laoxiaobaozhong,nifangxin,woyijingzuolezuihuaidedasuan,zaojiuweinilianxihaolefupo,ruguonimenjiapochan,zhiyaonidiangetou,wolima……”

“滚!”

xiaohanzhijieshangjiao,bazhangdaweijichuailechuqu,haizhaofupo,zheibuexinrenma。

buguojiranyijingjieguanlezheigeshenfen,neihaizhendehaohaoxiangxiang,zenmebangzhuzheigejiaduguonanguan。

yushangedeweijijiushishengyu,zhiyaowanhuishengyu,weijiziranjiechu,tabixujinkuaigaoqingchushiqingdeyuanweihezhenxiang。

qici,bianshisujiadetuihun。

sujiajinduilexingye,sujiadedongshizhangsubowenyouzheminruideshangyedongchali,shenglegeerzisuhaoyuegengshiyigeshangyetiancai,sujiazhanjinletianshidilirenhe,jueqizhuangdabianshibiran。

xianzaisushijituandezongcaishisuhaoyue,qingchuyulanershengyulan,subowenjihubajituandesuoyoujuecequanjiaodaolesuhaoyuedeshouli,subowenzetuijumuhou,tizaoguoshangleyiyangtianniandeshenghuo。

liangjiadeshilixuanshutaida!

“tuijiutuiba,meishenmedabulede,qiangniudeguabutian。”

xiaohanduicidaoshimeiyoutaiduodedichu,zaihunyinshang,tahenrentongmendanghudui,jiranmenbudanghubuduide,dingdehunzuobaduiliangjiadouhao,zheiyeshitafuqinxiaozhiyuandexiangfa。

buduoshi,liuheyinghexiaozhiyuandouhuilaile。

liuheyingdaihuileyigeyisheng,xiaozhiyuanzedaihuileyifenretengtengdehuntun,ranhoujiuchuquzoulanglidadianhuale。

menxuyanzhe,xiaohantingdaoxiaozhiyuanzhengzaidisanxiaqideqiurenjieqian。

tingduihua,youyinxingde,yeyouduoniandelaopengyou,danshisihumeiyouyigechenggongde,yitingdaoxiaozhiyuanshilaijieqiande,jiulimagezhongliyouguaduanledianhua。

“ma,womeishile,buyongzaijiancha,banlichuyuanshouxuba。”xiaohanduiliuheyingshuodao。

liuheyingkanxiangleyipangdeyisheng。

neiyishengdiantoushuodao:“xiaohangefangmianshentizhibiaozhengchang,meishenmedawenti,huiquhaohaojingyangyiduanshirijiuxing,jiyanjiuhexinlashiwu,zheixiedongxibuliyushangkouyuhe。”

“xieleyisheng。”liuheyingzhixie。

“bukeqi,zheishiwoyinggaizuode。”yishengzaiwenjianjiashangqianlejixingzi,jiaojileyipangdehushibianzhuanshenlikaile。

liuheyingzheicaiduixiaohandao:“jiranyishengdoushuomeishile,neizanmenjiuchuyuanba。”

henkuai,bianbanlihaolechuyuanshouxu。

“ba,wotingshuozanmenjiadeyushangechuledianshiqing,xuyaodaliangdezijinzhouzhuan?”

chuleyiyuan,xiaohanzhudonggenxiaozhiyuandahua,rongheleliangshijiyi,tagenxiaozhiyuanheliuheyingzhijiandexuemaixianglian,zheiyishengbahandemeiyourenhedeweiheganhebuzizai。

xiaozhiyuanyileng,suijihengleyisheng:“nande,nijuranyehuiguanzhuzanjiadeyushangele。”

xiaohanmeiyouzaiyi,sheijiaozheijushentiyuanxiandezhurenneimecaodanni,xiaozhiyuanzheizhongtaiduhaisuanshiqingde,yaoshihuanchengta,tajueduilaigedayimieqin。

“jianghaishidequanzijiuzheimeda,xiangbuzhidaodounan,woshizheiyangxiangde,jiranyushangequeqian,jiubawodeliangliangchehebieshujimaileba,suiranmeiduoshaogeqian,danzongsuannengmibuyixiequekoudingyizhenzi。”

tingdaoxiaohanzheifanhua,xiaozhiyuanheliuheyingdoushifeichangdeyiwai。

“haner,nizheishizenmele?nikebuyaohemaa。”

liuheyingshangqian,molemoxiaohandeetou,leishuijiuyaoxialaile,xiaohanshipaochehebieshuweiming,zheihuierjuranzhudongshuoyaomaidiaohuanchengqianweiyushangedingyizhenzi,zheijianzhishinanyixiangxiangdeshi。

“ma,womeishi,yiqiandewotai**le,jinihebarelehenduodemafan,yihoubuhuile,wodouershiliule,yegaiweijialifendandianshile。”xiaohananweidao。

liuheyingbutingdemolei,gandongdedao:“hao,hao,woerzizhongyudongshile。”

xiaozhiyuanzeshidandandewen:“niquedingyaobabieshuhepaochemaidiao?”

yushangehenqueqian,ruguonengbaxiaohandebieshuhepaochemaidiao,jiunenggouweiyushangedingyizhenzi。

xiaohandiantou:“dui,wojuedinghaole。”

“xingba,wohuirangmishuanpai,fanzhengdoushiguazaiyushangedemingxia,yaomaidiaoyejiuwoyijuhuadeshi,ninengyouzheiyangdejuewu,wohenxinwei。”xiaozhiyuanshuohuadeyuqihuanhelexie。

“paochekeyimaidiao,danbieshudeliuzhe,zheishiwomenjihanerheziqigouzhidehunfang,maidiaolebieshu,tamendahunhouzhuna。”liuheyinglazhuxiaozhiyuan。

“sujiayijingyaotuihunle,haihunfang,nihuozaimenglini!”xiaozhiyuanzhoumeichidao。

liuheyinghoutuilejibu:“tuihun?zenmehuizheiyang?”

xiaozhiyuanlenglengdesaolexiaohanyiyan,yiliandehenqibuzheng:“zheijiudewenwennidebaobeierzile,buxuewushu,busijinqu,haowugezhengxing,renjiasuziqigenbenjiuqiaobushangta,jiusuansujiabutichutuihun,womenyedezhudongbazheimenhunshijituile,woxiaozhiyuankediubuqineiren。”

“nishaobayuanyintuidaoerzishenshang,nizenmebushuoshiyinweisujiajiadayeda,chedibanideyushangejibixiaqule,nishizibei,buganchengrenzheizhuanghunshi,guanerzishenmeshi?”liuheyingjilideweihuxiaohan。

“你你你……”

xiaozhiyuanqidezhizheliuheying,shouzhidouzaidou,yishibanhuishuobuchushenmehualai。

“ba、ma,nimenbiechaole,tuihunjiutuihunba,meishenmedabulede。”xiaohanquandao。

“haituihunjiutuihun,nizhidaoshenmejiaoguqima?shenmejiaolianchima?woxiaozhiyuanzenmeshenglenizheiyangyigebuzhengqideerzi。”

xiaozhiyuanqideliansetiehei,tahennaohuo,danfanxiaohanzhengdianqi,youxiuyidian,tayejueduihuiyoudiqiqusujiashuoshangyishuo,ranghunshijixuxiaqu,kejiuzheifulannifubushangqiangdelanrenyang,bieshuorenjiaqiaobushang,jiushitazijidouxianqi,yaoshiyouguinv,sheihuidayingjiajizheiyangdehunzhang。

jiuzaizheishi,yiliangheisedeshangwuchekuaisushileguolai,tingzaileyijiasankoudemianqian。

chementuikai,sigeheizhuangnanzixialai。

“xiaolaoban,womensudongshizhangyouqing!”